XaiJu
jelloapocalypse

jelloapocalypse

patreon


jelloapocalypse posts

Jello Reviews - "Bocchi the Rock" & "Ranking of Kings"

A very short review of "Bocchi the Rock" and a much longer and more baffled review of "Ranking of Kings".

A very quick review of an uncomplicatedly good show (Bocchi) and a much longer review of a show with a perfect first half that shits its pants and keeps walking for another 12 episodes (Ranking of Kings).

The main characters in each are named "Bocchi" and "Boji". Please enjoy me mixing up their names for an hour.

0:00 - Bocchi the Rock Review View Post

Jello Reviews - The "Hatchetfield" Musicals

Jello reviews Starkid Production's "Hatchetfield" musicals. All 19 hours of them! Wow! Some are good. Some are bad. Find out which!

↓↓↓ TIMESTAMPS BELOW! ↓↓↓

So this is a bit of a niche topic. For the uninitiated, Starkid Productions is an independent theater company that makes comedy and parody musicals released for free on YouTube. They got their start with Harry Potter musical parodies but have since moved onto actually mak...

View Post

Jello Reviews - The Owl House & Gravity Falls (ft. Jay)

Jello (and his boyfriend!) review both "The Owl House" and "Gravity Falls", two shows they just watched together.

I showed my boyfriend Gravity Falls over the last few months and then we watched The Owl House and now we are here to talk about them at you for a long period of time.

Both of these shows have significant spoilers and being spoiled will hurt the experience of watching them, so we've segmented this review:

0:00 - Spoiler-Free Ove...

View Post

POLL - What should Jello review next? [MAR 2023]

REPOSTED TO ALLOW FOR MULTIPLE VOTES:

Hey all. Sorry again about the relative radio silence on here. It's been a rough year so far. I was sick for 3 weeks of January, 2 weeks of February, and am still dealing with some post-Covid symptoms that I imagine will take quite awhile to go away.

The good news is that I finally (!) get to work on a YouTube video full time again: Dogs in Love 2, our playthrough of Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness. In fact, I d...

View Post

DOGS IN LOVE 2 - First Look for Patrons

I'm trying to get this video finished in the next two weeks, but it's huge so no promises!

I think the first 10 minutes of this video might be the funniest thing I've ever edited.

View Post

Jello Reviews - "The Ghost and Molly McGee"

Hello, all you wonderful patrons!

As I’m sure most of you are aware, I do long-form reviews of shows, movies, and games listed under the “Jello Reviews” tag here on Patreon. Ordinarily, those reviews are spoken and essentially improvised as I find I’m best at explaining myself when I do it verbally.

However! This January I was completely incapacitated for about 2.5 weeks with a chronic fatigue illness that was so strong I spent 85% of every day glued to my bed. I ...

View Post

Anime Campaign EP2 - TTRPG CHARACTER SHEETS + DESIGN NOTES

Heydalee hodalee.

Here's this thing! An hour and some change of me talking about design changes I would make, primarily in regards to the newly re-uploaded Anime Campaign: Episode 2. Most of this is about map and encounter design.

NOTE: The first half of this audio is about changes I would make as a GM, but the second half focuses on player etiquette. There are a few things the players did in these two adventures that I'd like to use as teachable moments ...

View Post

Anime Campaign EP1 - TTRPG CHARACTER SHEETS

The first episode of Anime Campaign, the TTRPG series that Epithet is based on has been reuploaded. You can watch it here. 

For those interested in the actual TTRPG mechanics of the characters, I've included their original character sheets along with some design commentary and five new example character sheets from the upcoming TTRPG system remake. 2023-01-17 21:01:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Anime Campaign EP 1 - (Official Upload)

This is first episode of "Anime Campaign", the TTRPG series that "Epithet Erased" is very loosely based on.

Originally streamed on Twitch.tv/SurpriseRoundRPG about 7-8 years ago, "Anime Campaign" was a series of loosely-connected episodic adventures with rotating party members and players. Each episode is loosely based on a different genre. The first episode, "Bliss Ocean Curiosities", is a western. This stream (along with elements of later episodes) was eventually adapted into episodes...

View Post

Animated Movie Reviews [BATCH 2] - Your Name, Puss in Boots, and more!

Another batch of animated movie reviews! Featuring "Your Name", both "Puss in Boots" movies, "Wendell and Wild", and more!

LISTEN TO THE FIRST BATCH OF REVIEWS HERE.

Here's another batch of animated movies! I try to watch about two new ones every week. Let me know if there's any you'd like to hear me review. Preferably good ones, please!


Timestamps:

...

View Post

January Updates / Upcoming Stuff for You!

Hey all! First off, I just wanted to thank everybody here for an absolutely incredible month of support in December during the book launch. It's the best my patreon has ever done by a huge margin, and I hope all of you who grabbed the PDF are enjoying some of the exclusive stuff you get on here!

I wanted to have 2/3 things done already for the new year to capitalize on all the new Patreons and make sure they had some good things to look at, but as per usual with January I'm ext...

View Post

Prison of Plastic - Blooper Reel

A small collection of outtakes from the Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic audiobook! Originally we had all the actors record some eyecatch dialogue in case we wanted to use it between chapters. I've included one from each character here, as well as some of Graham's many-heads before they were mixed into the final scary voice.

Want more? Check out the outtakes from Season 1 here! <...

View Post

PRISON OF PLASTIC | Chapter 2 - Vincent Murder

Molly looks for help at her toy store when and old friend comes knocking.

Over the course of this week I will upload previews of the first six chapters, one each day leading up to the book's widespread release on December 9th.

READ ALONG WITH A DIGITAL COPY OF THE BOOK HERE 

LISTEN TO THE OTHER CHAPTERS:

Prison of Plastic - DIGITAL PDF DOWNLOAD

This is it! The official, digital copy of Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic.

Please download the attachment below to get your copy.

Written by Brendan Blaber
Illustrated by Bo Hello
Edited by Amy Ellis
Page Count - 330
Chapters - 17 (including the prologues)
15 full-color Illustrations!


FULL AUDIOBOOK AVAILABL...

View Post

PRISON OF PLASTIC | Chapter 1 - Fish Out of Water

Molly, Trixie, and Phoenica find something a little strange on the beach.

Over the course of this week I will upload previews of the first six chapters, one each day leading up to the book's widespread release on December 9th.

READ ALONG WITH A DIGITAL COPY OF THE BOOK HERE

LISTEN TO THE OTHER CHAPTERS:

PRISON OF PLASTIC | Prologue D - The Instructor

Molly's teacher is late for his appointment.

Over the course of this week I will upload previews of the first six chapters, one each day leading up to the book's widespread release on December 9th.

READ ALONG WITH A DIGITAL COPY OF THE BOOK HERE

LISTEN TO THE OTHER CHAPTERS:

PRISON OF PLASTIC | Prologue C - The Rabbit Knight

A knight faces off against the monster that destroyed her family until she is interrupted by an unexpected guest.

Over the course of this week I will upload previews of the first six chapters, one each day leading up to the book's widespread release on December 9th.

READ ALONG WITH A DIGITAL COPY OF THE BOOK HERE

LISTEN TO THE OTHER CHAPTERS:

<...

View Post

PRISON OF PLASTIC | Prologue B - The Banzai Blasters

Giovanni checks in with his boys and makes an important decision.

READ ALONG WITH A DIGITAL COPY OF THE BOOK HERE

LISTEN TO THE OTHER CHAPTERS:

PRISON OF PLASTIC | Prologue A - The Neo Trio

The very first chapter of my new book, Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic. Free for listening!

Over the course of this week I will upload previews of the first six chapters, one each day leading up to the book's widespread release on December 9th.

READ ALONG WITH A DIGITAL COPY OF THE BOOK HERE View Post

Prison of Plastic - UPCOMING LAUNCH STREAMS

Hello!

We're just one week away from the release of Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic. To remind people that this is a thing that exists and also a thing I've been working on for 18 months, I'll be doing two launch streams!

Both of these will be on my main JelloApocalypse YouTube channel, not the new one for game streams, and they will feature many members of the cast and crew.

The first stream wil...

View Post

Epithet Erased - Original Audition Packet! (S1 + PoP)

Look what I found on my computer! It's the original audition sides for Epithet Erased. These were made so long ago we literally didn't even have an art style for the show yet, so Oz had to draw a bunch of rapid-fire concept art of the characters.

I posted these with Sound Cadence's permission, but they asked me to hide the rates. I'll tell you that the Prison of Plastic rate is pretty standard, but the original S1 rate was absolutely bonkers high. I asked the ...

View Post

"Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic" - OUT DECEMBER 9TH

Hi all!

For those who haven't heard yet, the book I've been working on since Spring 2021, Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic, will be releasing on December 9th in hardcover, digital, and audiobook formats!

As far as I know, the audiobook will be releasing on Soundbooth Theater and purchasable versions of the book itself will be available on IngramSpark.

I've poured my blood, sweat, and tears into this thing over the last two years and let me tell you...

View Post

New Streaming Spot + NIGHT IN THE WOODS PLAYTHROUGH STARTING RIGHT NOW!

We're starting our new, fully voice-acted playthrough! This time it's for Night in the Woods! One of the best-written games I've ever played and also, frankly, one of the scariest.

We've got an all-star cast this time around with...

Oz (Siv) as Mae
Yam as Bea
Dani Chambers as Gregg
Myself as Angus
...and Will as Germ

We'll also be splitting the main townies across the five of us. 2022-11-21 22:53:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Animated Movie Reviews [BATCH 1] - Rango, Roger Rabbit, Wolfwalkers and More!

2 hours worth of animated movie reviews, including Rango, Lightyear, Vivo, Secret of Kells, The Bad Guys, and more!

I've run out of big animated studios to power through! I've seen all the Disneys, I've seen all the Dreamworks, I've seen more animated movies than anybody ever needs to! I was cataloguing all of my movies and I realized... hey. I've seen most animated films. Maybe I should just sunk cost fallacy and try to see all of them.

So now, every Saturday Night some ...

View Post

Charity Stream TODAY! + New Streaming Platform

Hello all!

Many of you know that my Twitch was banned for """Fraud""" back in September. Aloha and I have tried every godly option to get it back up and running to no avail, so it's time to move on! We're re-tooling an old backup channel into our new VOD+Streaming place, and our official launch stream is TODAY!

It's another game of Name That Tune with a new crop of special guests! This time around the subject is Meme and Viral Internet Songs!

For th...

View Post

Old Art | Storybook Concept - "Letters to Midnight"

This week my sister was clearing out an old laptop and ended up finding a bunch of my artwork from my high school and college days. I thought a lot of this was lost forever, so this was a nice surprise! I'm going to be archiving it here so we can't lose it again.

This is another book I made for a Freshman year book-making class! I spent way too much time on it. It's a little story about two rogue spies falling in love, Midnight and Centime (pronounced "sahn-TEEM").

The idea is thi...

View Post

Old Art | Storybook Concept - "The Balloon Thief"

This week my sister was clearing out an old laptop and ended up finding a bunch of my artwork from my high school and college days. I thought a lot of this was lost forever, so this was a nice surprise! I'm going to be archiving it here so we can't lose it again.

For those that don't know, I went to school for Graphic Design. Originally, my plan was to become a children's book illustrator. My school didn't have an illustration major, so I figured Graphic Design was the next best thing a...

View Post

Jello Reviews - Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling

It's a double-review! Two Paper Mario-inspired indie games for the price of one, Bug Fables + The Outbound Ghost!

Hey! This is one half of a double-feature review!

Today I'm reviewing two separate indie RPGs both inspired by Paper Mario. The first, The Outbound Ghost (2022), is quite bad, while the other, Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling (2019), is fantastic!

The Bug Fables review is a...

View Post

Jello Reviews - Outbound Ghost [Unlocked Post!]

Hey! This is one half of a double-feature review!

Today I'm reviewing two separate indie RPGs both inspired by Paper Mario. The first, The Outbound Ghost (2022), is quite bad, while the other, Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling (2019), is fantastic!

The Bug Fables review (click here to listen) is available f...

View Post

Jello Reviews (Double Feature) - "Her Story" & "Telling Lies"

A double-feature audio review of indie games "Her Story" and its spiritual sequel "Telling Lies".

The first half of this review is completely spoiler-free. The second half goes into spoilers.

HER STORY - 8/10

If you like...

  • Murder Mysteries

  • Old FMV Games

  • VHS Tapes

  • Non-linear storyt...

    View Post