Professor!! A new Return to Owner page is up for Cryptid $5+ tier patrons!
Return to Owner 03
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Shapeshifter x Witch(intersex/masc) x Professor(cis male)
-Setting: Dark Academia
"Witch academy student, Madison, finds a totally ordinary, completely normal, somewhat glowy, magical encyclopedic book of beasts! Or is it even a book at all?"
maybe the professor knows what to do with this slimy book! >:U
---
Prev - Next
2025-10-24 18:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Bad! Bad boy! Spit it out! >:U (I didn't know how else to censor this)
A new Overkill page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons!
Overkill PG 86 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Mutant(M) x Mutant(M) x Raider(M) / Raider gang(all M)
-Setting: Post Apocalyptic
"Rocksalt, a wandering ex-raider searching for purpose in life, falls into the strong arms of a monstrous man, and the heated, watchful gaze of a silent sniper."
wow Rocksalt, way to let one slip out so easy after all that talk smh smh
---
Prev - Next
2025-10-24 00:03:34 +0000 UTC View Post
a new Overkill page will be up later today for Cryptid $5+ patrons! >:3
2025-10-23 22:55:48 +0000 UTC View PostThis poll will determine November's sticker and NSFW art print rewards!
Tier perks:
$3 / Creature - Access to uncensored illustrations and poll voting
$9 / Menace - Receive a physical NSFW 4" X 6" mini print in the mail
$13 / Behemoth - Receive a physical sticker + NSFW 4" x 6" mini print in the mail
- An up-to-date shipping address must be provided to receive physical rewards
- Poll result and WIPs of November's sticker and print rewards will be revealed before the end of October
[ Previous sticker and print rewards ]
--------
Let's do Jagger for November! >:3
#1 J-2G3R (System Error): Jaggerbot anyone?? I may tweak his design just a little if this one wins! I kinda wanna play with his wiring hehehe
#2 Repent (Gomorrah: Repent): Medieval BDSM vibes with this one!
#3 Purgatory (Gomorrah: Purgatory): Gothy lingerie with hints of gold~
#4 Slugger: Not from a comic but I love the retro rollerskater slasher movie vibes so maybe more of that? :3
This poll is multiple choice so pick your favs! The character with the most votes will be the main subject of next month's NSFW print and sticker rewards!
tfw you finally snap out of sleep paralysis but the demon is still there (and he's cooking you dinner) 🥴 A new Chokechain page is up for Beast+ tier patrons!
Chokechain 2 PG 35
-Tier: $7 Beast and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Werewolf(TransM)
-Setting: Dystopic Future
"It's been one month since Charlie and Erik had their first fling under the full moon, and puppy love is in the air! Erik can only express his love for Charlie in a way a wolf knows best - by sharing a meaty delicacy with his new mate."
Erik could sell one of Charlie's organs and he'll still be like "that's coo that's coo, I'm sure u had ur reasons babe"
---
Prev - Next
Read from beginning of Ch 2
Ch 1
a new Chokechain page will be up today for Beast+ patrons! owo
2025-10-21 15:37:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A new System Error page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons! <3
System Error PG 59 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Android(M)
-Setting: Scifi Wasteland
"On the outskirts of a rusted city, fighting for scraps to survive, Benny finds a broken android in the trash. He brings it home in hopes of repairing it. He soon discovers it's sentient... and horny! Whatever shall he do?!"
looters are gonna gET IT
---
Prev - Next
Read from beginning
✨WOAH✨ A new Return to Owner page is up for Cryptid $5+ tier patrons!
Return to Owner 02 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Shapeshifter x Witch(intersex/masc) x Professor(cis male)
-Setting: Dark Academia
"Witch academy student, Madison, finds a totally ordinary, completely normal, somewhat glowy, magical encyclopedic book of beasts! Or is it even a book at all?"
obviously it's for Tentacle Fucking 101
---
2025-10-17 16:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post
good morning sleepyhead uwu A new Chokechain page is up for Beast+ tier patrons!
Chokechain 2 PG 33/34
-Tier: $7 Beast and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Werewolf(TransM)
-Setting: Dystopic Future
"It's been one month since Charlie and Erik had their first fling under the full moon, and puppy love is in the air! Erik can only express his love for Charlie in a way a wolf knows best - by sharing a meaty delicacy with his new mate."
good morning! or night? it's still night.... good, we didn't miss the full moon >:3
The page number for this update counts for two pages bc I want to consider a page turn transition if I ever print this! just wanna be prepared for that when I print my comics... some day..... >:U
---
Read from beginning of Ch 2
Ch 1
I updated the shop with some stickers and prints left over from October 2024 rewards and revamped the Slugger stickers with a new pixie dust glitter effect! >:3 Also, here is a new patron-only 10% off code that's valid through the rest of October!
â–¹New: "Killer" stickers
â–¹New: "Slasher" stickers
â–¹Revamp: "Slugger" stickers
â–¹New: "Hunted" NSFW mini prints
â–¹10% Off October Patron Discount Code: WERE10
On his knees like a good boy >:3 A new Overkill page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons!
Overkill PG 85 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Mutant(M) x Mutant(M) x Raider(M) / Raider gang(all M)
-Setting: Post Apocalyptic
"Rocksalt, a wandering ex-raider searching for purpose in life, falls into the strong arms of a monstrous man, and the heated, watchful gaze of a silent sniper."
no rocksalt he just wants to show u his glow-in-the-dark sticker collection uwu
---
2025-10-14 23:08:02 +0000 UTC View Post
looks like a really good back massage owo A new System Error page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons! <3
System Error PG 58 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Android(M)
-Setting: Scifi Wasteland
"On the outskirts of a rusted city, fighting for scraps to survive, Benny finds a broken android in the trash. He brings it home in hopes of repairing it. He soon discovers it's sentient... and horny! Whatever shall he do?!"
the raccoons are back!;;;
---
Prev - Next
Read from beginning
omggg hurry the hex up!💦 A new Return to Owner page is up for Cryptid $5+ tier patrons!
Return to Owner 01 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Shapeshifter x Witch(intersex/masc) x Professor(cis male)
-Setting: Dark Academia
"Witch academy student, Madison, finds a totally ordinary, completely normal, somewhat glowy, magical encyclopedic book of beasts! Or is it even a book at all?"
Hurry the hex up and quit blowing eachother!!
---
2025-10-10 15:08:19 +0000 UTC View Post
when your puppy brings u a slobbery wet rag hdjkfagfjkds A new Chokechain page is up for Beast+ tier patrons!
Chokechain 2 PG 32
-Tier: $7 Beast and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Werewolf(TransM)
-Setting: Dystopic Future
"It's been one month since Charlie and Erik had their first fling under the full moon, and puppy love is in the air! Erik can only express his love for Charlie in a way a wolf knows best - by sharing a meaty delicacy with his new mate."
a fruity little guy gives you a soggy, fruity rag... DO YOU SNIFF IT?
lol i like to think Charlie actually has great self preservation instincts but when it comes to Erik he just tosses all that out the window uwu
HE WILL BE OK I PROMISE
---
Read from beginning of Ch 2
Ch 1
New(ish) comic! Return to Owner will update on Fridays for $5 Cryptid tier patrons! >:3
This comic originally ran on Filthy Figments back in 2017. If you've already read it then I hope this will be a fun revisit! If it's totally new to you then I hope you enjoy it! <:
Return to Owner 00 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Shapeshifter x Witch(intersex/masc) x Professor(cis male)
-Setting: Dark Academia
"Witch academy student, Madison, finds a totally ordinary, completely normal, somewhat glowy, magical encyclopedic book of beasts! Or is it even a book at all?"
Dark Academia | Shapeshifter x Witch(intersex/masc) x Professor(cis male)
"Witch academy student, Madison, finds a totally ordinary, completely normal, somewhat glowy, magical encyclopedic book of beasts! Or is it even a book at all?"
---
Return to Owner is in the same universe as Teacher's Pet so there's a few references if you haven't read that one yet but it's also a stand alone story. This one is 22 pages so kind of a short one but I thought it would be fun to start in October with the witchy vibes hehehe
This comic originally ran on Filthy Figments back in 2017. If you've already read it then I hope this will be a fun revisit! If it's totally new to you then I hope you enjoy it! <:
Return to Owner will update on Fridays for $5 Cryptid tier patrons!
---
2025-10-06 17:12:46 +0000 UTC View Post
A new System Error page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons! <3
System Error PG 57 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Android(M)
-Setting: Scifi Wasteland
"On the outskirts of a rusted city, fighting for scraps to survive, Benny finds a broken android in the trash. He brings it home in hopes of repairing it. He soon discovers it's sentient... and horny! Whatever shall he do?!"
awww he's purring uwu
---
Prev - Next
Read from beginning
Here are the sticker and NSFW mini print rewards for October! If you pledge to the Menace or Behemoth tier any time during the month of October you can receive these in the mail! <:
Tier perks:
$3 / Creature - Access to uncensored illustrations and poll voting
$9 / Menace - Receive a physical NSFW 4" x 6" mini print in the mail
$13 / Behemoth - Receive a physical sticker + NSFW 4" x 6" mini print in the mail
Menace and Behemoth Patrons have from 10/01 - 10/31 to pledge to get October's physical sticker/print reward(s) - An up-to-date shipping address must be provided to receive physical rewards
[ Previous sticker and print rewards ]
2025-10-03 16:36:50 +0000 UTC View Post
He's a bioengineered fucking machine >:3
Here's October's print reward! this is like... my favorite color palette fkshdfkja I hope you guys like him!! x3
Roach is an autoefficient omniviscerectomized semihuman with modified hypervisual thermal acuity (a bunch of made up words for living skeleton with heat vision uwu) He has no organs! So he's kinda like a translucent semihuman fleshlight... or a zombie cocksleeve as Rocksalt put it. From my comic, Overkill!
Tier perks:
$3 / Creature - Access to uncensored illustrations and poll voting
$9 / Menace - Receive a physical NSFW 4" x 6" mini print in the mail
$13 / Behemoth - Receive a physical sticker + NSFW 4" x 6" mini print in the mail
Menace and Behemoth Patrons have from 10/01 - 10/31 to pledge to get these physical sticker/print reward(s) - An up-to-date shipping address must be provided to receive physical rewards
[ Previous sticker and print rewards ]
2025-10-03 16:05:55 +0000 UTC View Post