Valefisk

[Early Access] EXTREME Monopoly.

THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME.

Crypt is coming to Steam, and has been Updated...a lot.

It suddenly occurred to me that not all of you here might actually be on discord - which you really should, I post updates there much more often than here. But just in case you missed it, Crypt is coming to Steam.

What's more, it's actually received two big updates in the interim as I've prepared it for this public release - rebalancing, bugfixing, new options, and - most ...

[Early Access] A CS:GO Tournament but the Players are Blind

Another hour of torture content delivered straight to your door. Hope you enjoy :)

Note about a Shift in Upload Schedule

Since I got covid and am trapped overseas in prison, my supposed rock-solid upload schedule has, as you've no doubt noticed, fallen to pieces.

But even before any of that happened I had already come to a new conclusion - I don't really wanna do any more filler content.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy making those filler videos, but those precious 10-15 hours could be spent working on bigger projects and - perhaps more importantly - not uploading filler won't dilute the overall channel...

[Definitely not Extremely Late] The Joe Video

At long last, the joe video has reached completion. Learning After Effects while having covid wasn't a good idea, but I hope you'll agree that the delay on this one was worth the weight in the long term.

[Early Access] Chivalry 2 Fishing Tutorial

First comes Sega Bass Pro Fishing, and now Chivalry 2. It's not often I do a sponsored video, but we were big mordhau fans so getting a group together for this was a bit of a no-brainer.

[Early Access] VR Spooks ft. Bo & ISP

This one is the most ancient video I'll ever put out, given that it was recorded in November of 2020.  The intro explains the rest, but it's still pretty great. Hope you enjoy it.

Small Update - The Board Game, Two Videos, and Joe.

Wanted to give you guys a bit of an update on a couple of things here. For one, the response from the board game video has been incredible. I've especially been surprised by the sheer quantity of people looking to play this monstrosity themselves - so for you poor souls I've got some good news.

I finished editing that video and then hopped on an immediately waiting plane to go on a short holiday, but once I get back I'll look into getting Valefisk's Amazing Board Game™ onto the Steam ...

[Upcoming] Rats in the upcoming JOE Video

For the first time, the next video will require your involvement. I need about 10-12 people for this, so if you want to be involved use this google form: https://forms.gle/JPRs73f3osm4A7bE9

I'm also gonna drop a bunch of videos for you guys early during this week as a bunch of them are slated for completion so - stay tuned ^^

[Very Early Access] 2Big2Foot

So this is not this weeks video - that would be the Star Wars video essay. In fact, this one might not actually be a real video since the audio is awful. But it's still funny enough, and at least you guys will get to see it. God speed.

["Early Access"] Playing Civ 6 with a 5 Second Turn Timer.

This one was very much finished at the last minute, been pretty busy. As a result I'll also be leaking to you guys the Bigfoot video right now as well. Thanks for your patience with me while I figure out how to be a full time youtuber here.

[Preview Clip] I was lied to.

Next video is a Civ 6 MP on Marathon with a 5 Seconds turn timer. Now I've done a lot of horrible-to-play stuff in the past, but I can easily say without hyperbole that this one session is the worst thing we've ever done.

We only played this last Saturday but I'm working on it this week because I want to release it this coming weekend. You guys'll see the full video once it's done. It's long.

[Early Access] Realistic American Truck Simulator

Since I very much edited that Bokoen1 bonus video at the last minute and didn't have time to really treat you guys to "Early Access" with it, I've decided I'll go ahead and release the actual next video a day earlier than usual.

Also the Star Wars video isn't actually coming until the ended of the month if you'll remember. And as one of you pointed out with the whole "Ford Escalade" thing, it needs a few changes to it before it's really ready to go :)

[Super Early Access] Count Dooku's Soul Harvester™

Whoops, forgot I was going to put this up yesterday. This is Count Dooku's Soul Harvester, the video essay about the Star Wars: The Clone Wars game from 2002. This video will be getting another revision (several minor touch ups are needed) - mainly because I want to re-do or change that Order of Lenin joke towards the end, doesn't quite fit right.

The actual release date for this video is slated for May 28th, right after Kenobi comes out - but you guys get to see it now :)

But thi...

Crypt - Beta 1.11 Download (Watch the Video before Downloading)

So this is the actual download for the game Crypt. Please watch my custom tutorial video first just so you know what the two game-breaking bugs are and how to avoid them - otherwise you might get a bit confused.

Simply download the attached zip and drag everything in there into a new folder and run "crypt_beta". Sorry it only works on windows - and it's locked to 1920x1080. This is of course not a real video game. It's a joke made for an extended video, and you guys are playing the exac...

[Early Access] The Crypt Video

Finally. My Apologies for the late "Early Access" for this one - full explanation is on the discord if you missed it.  Oh, and I've got a surprise for you tomorrow. You'll see :)

The game download is coming in a separate post in a few minutes.

Welcome to the Rats

Well, here we are. This is just a little post to fill you guys in as to what's going on for the next few days.

Where early big video Vale?

So the video for Saturday is under revision right now, and it's not actually my fault - it's Bo's. I haven't actually decided whether or not he and ISP will simply be included in this video or whether or not it will just be another bonus video. You guys will obviously get to see it when it's done as early as possible. After tha...