The Artist: "Oh, your interruption couldn't have turned out better, Batman. I came to steal this priceless piece. A rare and unique work. And now, not only is the painting mine, but you are the painting! The value of the piece has skyrocketed. Yes, Batman, my precious 16th Century belle, drink up to my success and your new life in my museum.
2023-10-19 16:41:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Ms. Fairyday: "So what will you do, Batman?"
Batman: "I will wait here for however long it takes for my Prince Charming to find me."
Ms. Fairyday: "Precisely Batman. And what will happen if you do not."
Batman: "All of Gotham will be transformed into a fairytale story."
2023-10-18 19:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Robin: "He proposed? What? What happened then?"
Batman: "The only thing that could. I said...yes."
Robin: "But Batman! You can't!"
Batman: "I have to. He impregnated us. He's the father of our children. And the serum, it's having other effects."
Robin: "You're...you're falling in...(is interrupted)"
Batman: "We just need to weather this storm. Give birth, nurse them for a time and then find a way to change back."
Robin: "Nurse them?"
2023-10-14 17:42:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Robin: "What do we do now, Batman? This Swapper character has us in no condition to fight. I can barely walk."
Batman: "We underestimated him and now we have to play his game. We can't compromise our...the...babies. Once we give birth then we can escape his clutches and find a way to reverse this. Until then, we have to act like normal women just as he instructed."
Robin: "He set my appointment with the OB for 12pm."
Batman: "My ultrasound with Dr. Tomei is in 30 minut...
2023-10-13 14:15:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Yeah, for the hundreth damn time, I'm Batman. Falcone did this to me and made me one of his girls. So hurry up, pay up, and take your clothes off. If we don't have sex a lotta people are gonna die."
Customer: "First things first Bats, pucker up. Let's see if you can even fit this in your mouth."
Batman: "You're lucky Falcone's serum makes me want it."
2023-10-03 03:39:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Lola Lasagne: "Come now, Batman. We have a purchase. You were quite the fetch. The men have agreed to share you for a record fee. Remember, you are a simple farm girl. You will act with complete gratitude to your generous lords who will take you out of poverty to live in four lavish estates in the quaint town of Krasnova."
Batman: "No, no, no, no...please"
Lola Lasagne: "Batman, do have some dignity. Come. Meet your new owners."
Lola Lasagne (to the buyers): "Gentleman, I be...
2023-10-03 03:19:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Lola Lasagna: "As you can see, she is a young girl in prime of health. Her breasts suit your request: firm, but fitting of a meagre peasant girl. She presents wide hips, perfect for child bearing if you wish her to produce a child. And, of course, her virginity is intact. So gentlemen, we will take your bids now. Who would like to take the Batman home?"
2023-10-03 02:59:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The Make-Up Artist: "Behold Gotham! The Batman has been unmasked. And he is ever so pretty."
Batman: "What did you do? Who are you? I...I...I'll still fight you...I'll..."
The Make-Up Artist: "I'm your new owner, Batman. You won't fight me. Look at you. You're nothing but a harmless, dainty, comically feminine creature. The make-up on your face. It contains some interesting compounds. It's already seeped into your brain. Feeling the need to feel pretty Batman? No place you'd rathe...
2023-09-25 16:45:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Surrender now. I don't have time to waste on pretenders like you. Violent criminals are on the loose. Just end this now and I'll make this less painful."
The Make-Up Artist: "Oh Batman. You're deflecting. You know something is amiss. You're feeling a little odd aren't you? Changes are happening but you don't know what they are. We're in the middle of downtown Gotham and there's cameras everywhere. You need to get out quick. But I think I'll keep you awhile."
Batman: "You'...
2023-09-25 16:33:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Lola Lasagne: "Now Batman, I'll need you to step out of your quarters this instant. Mr. Cobblepot's buyers are here and they've spent good money for this showing. All of our hard work will be on display. We mustn't disappoint. I do hope you've been practicing your Latvian language like I told you. If all goes well you will be in Kraslava by morning."
Batman: "Please Madame Lasagne, please, don't send me off with those men. I will follow your teaching. I'll bother Mr. Cobblenot no more. ...
2023-09-23 03:30:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Penguin: "Lola! You've given up so soon? We had a deal! You said..."
Lola: "The job is done Oswald. You said it would be a challenge. He submitted just like the others. We will unveil the new Batman tomorrow. Next time, do not bore me with such simple challenges."
2023-09-22 18:30:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Who...ugh...are you? What did you...do to me?"
Lola Lasagne: "Oh Batman. Mr. Cobblepot tells me that you just don't show the proper manners for high society. That simply cannot stand. So he has hired me to, well, transform your mannerisms and rid you of your uncouth and aggressive nature. His club has a number of interested buyers, but they are impatient, so we must begin quickly. The serum I've administered to you will ensure you comply. But our training will be intense and wi...
2023-09-22 18:22:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You...hahahaha....bastard...you didn't do enough alrea...haha...dy...you gassed me! I can't stop finding...haha...everything funny hahahahahahaha."
Joker: "Even you being incredibly horny?"
Batman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew you did something! I need to fuck something like I need to eat! hahahahahahaha!"
Joker: "So you'll fuck me Fatty Batty? I don't know. That could change our relationship forever. Maybe we should just be friends."
Batman: "You know I can't help...
2023-09-22 17:19:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Joker: "Brucey! I thought I'd drop by the mansion and check on your progress! Don't think I didn't notice the brilliant robbery on the docks. I'm so proud of you! You're a criminal now just like me."
Batman: "Out with it Joker. What do you want?"
Joker: "Well, the next part of my plan is to introduce my newest venom. (Joker hands Batman a plate of pasta and meatballs). It's ripe with side effects. Completely untested and all for you. Your choice: to eat or not to eat."
Batma...
2023-09-15 03:37:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Alfred: "Master Bruce, you're forgetting yourself."
Batman: "I can't fight it Alfred. The venom is circulating throughout my entire body. Including my brain. Every signal is a signal to eat."
Alfred: "You're the Batman. You can conquer this. You must!"
Batman: "Any motivation has become subservient to the motivation for food. I'm like the rest of Gotham now Alfred. The food is going to run out. And we need to make a plan to get as much of it as we can. We need to steal the s...
2023-09-15 03:15:18 +0000 UTC View Post
(Alfred answers the door).
Alfred: "And who might you be young girl? Knocking on Bruce Wayne's door at this hour of the night?"
Batman: "Alfred. It's me. Bruce. He changed me. Let me go. Agreed he'd spare Diana's life if I went along with and had him take me home."
Alfred: "So he...knows. He knows who you are."
Batman: "Who I was. The change is real. And the venom is hitting its peak."
Alfred: "Fight it Master Bruce."
Batman: "I'm...I'm trying..."
2023-09-14 03:59:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Stop Harley, my back. It's breaking."
Harley: "That's okay, pretty soon you're gonna have a whole new one! The Joker loves me, but he loves you even more! Now he's gonna make it official with your new look!"
Batman: "What...agh!...are you talking about you loon?"
Harley: "Relax Batsy. We're just gonna give you a little makeover. That's all. We're even gonna send ya home after and let that venom settle in and works its magic. Then you'll come back and be ready for th...
2023-09-14 03:40:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Diana, that monster, I'll get you out of here. I know you're in no condition, but we need to move fast. I'm infected, and, I'm getting more sluggish each minute. He's laced the venom with different properties. It's more than an addiction to food and rapid weight gain supplement. There's something else. And we need the antitode fast."
Diana: "I'm sorry, Batman, I couldn't help it. It was the only way they'd give me more food. This is a trap. Harley, he's here."
(Batman tur...
2023-09-14 03:30:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Alfred: "So it's the food supply of Gotham he's gone after."
Batman: "Every local grocery store in Gotham has been tainted. Alfred, where do you go for our food?"
Alfred: "I have a local organic grocer just outside the city."
Batman: "So we're safe but..."
Alfred: "If I may sir, your appetite has been rather robust these last few days. You even took seconds on my kidney pies. Not your usual routine Master Bruce."
Batman: "The Gala. I attended the Gala. I'm infect...
2023-09-14 03:18:44 +0000 UTC View Post
(Batman and Alfred are in the Batcave viewing a telecast sent nationwide by the Joker)
Wonder Woman (forced into reading the Joker's message): "Batman, Batman, Batman, the Joker found my weakness. Weiners wrapped in bacon, I'm now a pig in a blanket. Gotham's about to get bigger, Joker's recipes can't be denied. Resist all you want Batsy, you'll be my piggy in due time."
Alfred: "Who on earth is that Master Bruce?"
Batman: "Diana."
Alfred: "Good gracious. No!"
Ba...
2023-09-13 16:36:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You may have changed my form, but you're going to pay for it. I'm still the Bat."
The Muscle Man: "You don't look like the Bat. And I like when my girls fight."
Batman: "I'm not your (Batman gets a punch to the face)...UGH!"
The Muscle Man: "That's precisely what you are."
2023-09-11 03:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Mobster: "You're gonna love this next little blonde Boss."
Falcone: "Oh yeah, what's her story?"
Mobster: "Well, the Batman tried to stop our little scheme. And, well, we zapped him. He's just like the others. He, or, uh, now she, just gave the whole crew a lapdance."
Falcone: "Well, have her come her, let's get re-introduced Bats."
Batman: Absolutely Boss."
(Batman heads over to Falcone and sits on his lap).
2023-09-11 02:56:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Robin: "What's happening Batman?"
Batman: "The Joker's reconstructed our DNA. Scientfically and genetically, we are his daughters."
Robin: "Oh...haha...no...haha...we...hahahahaha!"
Batman: "Robin, we have to...ha...keep it...haha...together...hahahahahahahahaahahahaha!
2023-09-07 18:57:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Marsha: "Oh Batman, we're in love. We shouldn't bicker. Just this one time?"
Batman: "You want me to join you on a heist? I...I want to but...but...it's..."
Marsha: "It's love my dearest."
Batman: "Just once my love. No one gets hurt. We get the diamonds...because you deserve everything that's beautiful in this world."
Marsha: "Oh, I knew you'd come around. But your current disguise will draw too much attention. We need a different look don't you think?"
2023-09-07 18:43:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Marsha: "Now that I have you under my spell, darling...what shall I do with you?"
Batman: "Mmmmmmm, While it's true I'm in love with you darling, I still....mmmmmm...have fight in me. I will fix this...I'll end your scheme and we'll get married."
Marsha: "Hahahaha, I like a little futile resistance Batman. It will make for a slow and enjoyable transformation into my submissive thrall."
2023-09-07 14:09:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Damn you Selina. Please. You've won. I will always be your slave. I am producing your army. But you've made me a woman. And it comes with...feelings. I can't deny them. Just let me keep this child. I'm...I'm...I'm a mother. Please. Let me be a mother."
2023-09-07 03:30:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "27 pregnancies in under a year. My body. It's feeling the effects. I'm tired. Insides are ravaged. I need to keep this up. It's the only way to beat her. Get back in shape. I...I...it's too hard. I'll never get back to being..."
Catwoman: "Oh you won't Batman. You're just a middle-aged woman now. Let it go. Give into those 9 month cravings, take a warm bath and watch the soaps. That belly is gonna grow and you're gonna get oh so tired."
2023-09-07 03:25:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "No, this is impossible. I never had sexual..."
Catwoman: "Oh Batman. You're at the mercy of the fertility goddess. Your sole purpose is to give birth. And the goddess doesn't need useless men for that. When you pop this one out, you'll just see that belly expand and those boobs enlargen where you'll be in the last trimester all over again."
Batman: "But why? What's in it for you?"
Catwoman: "As owner of the statue, I take on the role of keeper of the offspring. Your...
2023-09-07 02:56:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Wha...where am I? Huh...my voice?"
Catwoman: "What a precious little thing you turned out to be. You got a voice that could lead the loca church choir. And such pretty little pigtails. Never took you for a blonde but now I wouldn't have you any other way."
Batman: "You bitch. You..."
Catwoman: "Funny, you don't seem so intimidating now. That actually sounded a little funny!"
Batman: "I'll make you pay for this!"
Catwoman: "Oh honey, did you forget? Or do...
2023-09-07 02:49:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "It's over Catwoman. You're cornered and your traps have been neutralized. Just come quietly and this needn't get messy."
Catwoman: "Oh Batman, you honestly think you have me now don't you. But you looked right into the eyes of the statue."
Batman: "Wait, getting dizzy...what's happening?"
(Batman stumbles)
Catwoman: "When you awake, you'll notice that you are now beholden to the desires of the fertility goddess. This will be a whole something more than messy."...
2023-09-07 02:34:31 +0000 UTC View Post