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Batman as Wonder Woman's Wife TG2

Batman: "I've entered the island. Something's amiss. It's quiet and there's a...mist. It's seeping through my filters. Whatever magic it is, I can't stop it. I'm at its mercy. But what does it do? UGHHHH! No, it's a...some sort of...hormonal agent. It's strong...too strong...I..."

Wonder Woman: "Why Batman, you enter Themyscira? A man? This is inappropriate. You are showing great disrespect to our new Queen!"

Batman: "Diana, I'm here to help! I need you to tell me who's behind thi...

Batman as Wonder Woman's Wife TG1

Circe: "My plan has been executed perfectly. All of Themyscira is under my spell. Including Wonder Woman. And when Earth's heroes come here to save her, they will only be met with my punishing spell that surrounds the island. So, come former champions. I will add you to my new civilization. Come Diana. Your former self will be needed."

Wonder Woman: "Yes, Queen Circe, ruler of Themyscira and the Amazons."

Batman Harley Clone TG 5

Batman: "Mr. J...for me? It's my favourite type!...stolen! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Joker: "So will you be my forever mine? To abuse, ravage and plunder?"

Batman: "Well when you put it that way OF COURSE I DO! OH PUDDIN' I LOVE YOU I DO I DO I DO!!!!!!"

Batman Harley Clone TG 4

Batman: "Movement! The changes are linked to my movement! I still got the Bat brain ta'figure it out! I have to limit my steps!"

(Joker knocks on the door).

Joker: "Harley! Oh Harley! Knock Knock!

Batman (to himself): "Oh no no no! He's here! I'm not ready to handle him. Harl's feelings and his presence might trigger an accelerated reaction."

Joker: "KNOCK KNOCK HARLEY. I'm a hospital patient but I'm not patient!"

Batman: "Knock Knock who's there Mista J?"

...

Batman Harley Clone TG 3

Batman: "Damns you Harley! I was supposed to go back to the Bat Cave to get this all sorted out! Now I ended up in your apartment which I somehow just knew the location of! The changes are happening too rapidly! I gotta figure this out fast! And before Mr. J comes callin' for me. Best put on my best for m'sugar just in case though!"

Batman Harely Clone TG 2

Harley: "Sorry Bats. You don't deserve this probably. You're a good guy. But I'm done with the abuse, the pain, the never being enough for him. You'll have to be the sacrifice. And he always wanted you more than me."

Batman: "Harley, you're bein' a boring Brucie or somethin'. Geez, quit spoilin' the fun! I mean, what's in the world am I sayin'? Jus' wha'did ya' do ta me?"

Harley: "You're good at solvin' stuff, so I'm sure you have it figured out by now Bats!"

Batman: "Wells ...

Batman Harley Clone TG 1

Harley: "I'm done Bats. I'm done with it J. I'm done with it all. I need to get out."

Batman: "That's good, Harley. It's good. But I need to take you in. You hurt a lot of people. Justice needs to see you atone for those crimes. You'll be safe...from him. I can't let you leave."

(Batman reaches to cuff Harley, but Harley surprises him and blows him with a mysterious dust)

Harley: "Well, y'see Bats. Technically I ain't leavin'. I got someone taking my place."

Batman: "H...

Batman Bunny Girl TG 5

Harley: "So you'll do it? You'll be my little sidekick?"

Batman: "Of course Ms. H! I'm forever your BatBunny. And Gotham will be our burrow for fun, fun, fun!

Batman Bunny Girl TG 4

Batman: "Harleyyyyyy! I think I solved another mystery thingy! I know how that amulet gadget works! It uses ol'Mad Hatter's tech! But I'm too bunnyshit cwazie to stop it! hehehehehehe. And Tetch's tea is making me super horny!"

Harley: "Come to your mama you bad bunny you!"

Batman: "Eeeeeeee!!!"

(Batman hurdles towards Harley and jumps into her arms).

Batman Bunny Girl TG 3

Batman: "You broke me out of Arkham? But why? I'm as crazy as an armadillo in Albaquerque. HAHA!"

Harley: "Well crazy likes crazy! Geez, you're more into me than I'm into Mr. J! But I just don't think that ol'amulet is done its work. And I need to see it for myself!"

Batman: "Oh it's not! Da' world's best detective figured it out! I'm cwazzie! But I need to be cwazzie like Harley! Hehe!"

Harley: "Well, abra cadabra! What does my imagination have in store for you my BatBunny?...

Batman Bunny Girl TG 2

(One month later and Batman has been deemed certifiably insane and taken in by none other than the Justice League after he attempted to put fire to the BatCave and Wayne Manor when he insisted that Harley was visiting him every night in a bunny suit)

(A guard places a bag of carrots in the prison slot. Batman refuses to eat anything other than carrots. Knowing the amulet is doing its work, Batman cannot stop it).

Batman: "I'm not a bunny...I'm not a bunny...I'm not a bunny...(crun...

Batman Bunny Girl TG 1

Harley: "Night night Batsy. You ain't usually on this end of it. Not so fun is it!"

Batman: Harley...(gasp)...you need to hand over the amulet...it's too powerful...you aren't stable...stable enough...please."

Harley: "Are you sayin' I'm cwaziee Bats? You know what. This little do-hickey can do anything. Let's see how you feel when everyone thinks you're cwaziee Bats!"

Batman: "Harley, please, you must list..."

Harley: "I wish Batman to be a cwaziie little bunny just l...

Batman Lex Luthor TG 5

Batman: "I need to get out of..."

Wonder Woman: "Halt!"

Batman: "Diana?"

Wonder Woman: "How do you know my name? You must be Luthor's new wife! State your identity!"

Batman: "Diana. I'm...I'm...Batman...and I love him..."

Batman Lex Luthor TG 4

Lex Luthor: "Batman, Batman. You're probably still under influence of the drugs. You're confused. But can you open your eyes for me?"

Batman: "Lex...Lexie...is that you?"

Lex Luthor: "It is hun. We've manipulated your speech too as you can tell. No one would ever guess you were the Batman. Or even a man. But the Justice League won't doubt the truth of it."

Batman: "Lexie, you bastard!"

Batman Lex Luthor TG 3

Lex Luthor: "Just neutralizing a threat. And turning that threat to my side. Now you'll be using that mind for my use. Helping to anticipate your JLA's friends moves and strategize against them."

Batman: "Why can't I move? Why am I so...calm? Why am I...why am I...so...in love...no...Lex...I'm..."

Lex Luthor: "Madly in love with me."

Batman Lex Luthor TG 2

Batman (in distress): "What games are you playing, Lex? What did you do? ANSWER ME."

Lex Luthor: "We need to subdue you Batman. You're the brains behind the JLA and you're perhaps more a threat than even Superman. Your intimidation extends to even your own team members. When we destroy you, we shake their confidence. And make no mistake, you will be destroyed Batman."

Batman Lex Luthor TG 1

Luthor: "partners..."

Batman: "You must be joking Luthor. I know what you are and I know what you do. My only question is what you're doing in Gotham?"

Luthor: "I'm simply looking for a partner to finally subdue Superman and you'll make the perfect bait."

Batman: "Bait? That means you'll have to capture me fir...UGH!"

Batman to Carmela Soprano TG

Tony: "Morning babe."

Batman: "Watch it with the babe. I'm your wife, but not willingly. And I'm still a walking weapon."

Tony: "Yeah, but you're my walking weapon or else Alfie gets a bullet to the head. So how'bout this my former tough guy. Wash my clothes, make me a dinner to die for, and get yourself somethin' nice nice to wear tonight because I'm comin' home for more than just an appetite for zitti. Now say goodbye hunny bunny."

(Tony slips Batman a few hundred dollar b...

Batman Lesbian Maid TG 5

Supervisor (speaking to customer on phone): "Okay, the transaction was approved. We will send a unit out immediately." (to Batman): "Unit 3596. You're up. Deployment to Maria Falcone's residence, 1723 Craven Street. Full cleaning. Clog in main bathroom needs to be fixed. Overtime duty. Hostess for dinner party."

Batman: "Unit 3596 deployed. Full clean. Fix toilet clog. Serve guests. Demeanor: friendly and polite."

Batman Lesbian Maid TG 4

Ms. Shelvy: "You turned out wonderful Batman! And you are the first person to be both an owner and product of the same company."

Batman: "You...won't...you...won't...get away with...ugh!"

Ms. Shelvy: "Oh that should be your mind-numbing hormones kicking in. You are incredibly attracted to me right now. Get used to hard nipples the rest of your life."

Batman: "I will fight...this...I will..."

Ms. Shelvy: "You're nothing more than Unit 3596 now. Destined to be one of mil...

Batman Lesbian Maid TG 3

Batman: "I...can't...move...what are...you...doing...to me?"

Associate: "Your body's transformation has been completed. Now we are simply administering a serum that will merge with your DNA and make you permanently docile and submissive. Don't worry Mr. Wayne, or, er, Batman, this will not be painful and should take effect almost instantly."

Batman: "Yes, I am feeling the effects....T...Th...Thank you doctor."

Batman Lesbian Maid TG 2

Miss Shelvy: "Hello Bruce. You're awake now. I've moved our little meeting to someplace a little more private. Since our corporations have now officially merged I thought you might like to know what you've purchased. You will get a first-hand look at what Suze-Tech offers."

Bruce: "Merged?"

Miss Shelvy: "Why yes. The drug that you took does a number on your memory but it is now public. We are business partners and our stock is soaring. We closed 10 points higher than even the most...

Batman Lesbian Maid TG 1

Miss Shelvy: "Thank you for meeting me on such short notice to hear my proposal Mr. Wayne. It's tough getting an appointment with you in the evenings."

Bruce: "Tonight just happens to be a slow night."

Miss Shelvy: "No masked monsters to beat up tonight Bruce?"

Bruce: "I beg your pardon."

Miss Shelvy: "Oh Bruce. I'm a billionaire who's company's stock just drew level with your entire Enterprise. You know what money buys better than anyone. Information. So, about my pro...

Batman Cardgame TG 3

Two Face: "Hey Bats, both my sides can actually stand the sight of you now."

Joker: "You'll go well on my lap Bats. And you put on makeup just for me!"

Batman: "It's not over yet! I still have chips left!"

Joker: "Batman. You know you need to follow the rules. Tsk. Tsk."

Batman: "I still have chips left...puddin'"

This image gratefully obtained from MerlynnStudios :)

Batman Cardgame TG 2

Riddler: "What's this? Did Batman lose the first hand? Rules are rules."

Batman: "Do what you will. I'll figure out your game soon enough."

Riddler: "Riddle me this and riddle me that, what shall our dearest Batty Bat Bat become? Roses are red, violets are blue, I choose Batman to become you..."

(Riddler points with his finger...)

Batman Cardgame TG 1

Riddler: "It's simple Batman. Play the little poker game with us that I've crafted. If you win, the Robin is freed. Lose a hand and we get to change you in any fashion we like! Deal?"

Batman: "The game is rigged."

Riddler: "Absolutely! But you're still in brave Bats?"

Batman: "Only because there is no other choice."

Riddler: "La dee dah! Make some room everybody! Batman's come to play!"

Batman College Trap TG

Lady Dorothy: "Tell me again Batman. What is your schedule?"

Batman: "Finish my glutes workout. Class at 10am. Lunch with Bridget and Angie. Shop for a new dress. And date with Kyle from class at 7."

Lady Dorothy: "And what is your name?"

Batman: "I am Olivia."

Lady Dorothy: "And if you do not comply with being Olivia?"

Batman: "The girl you've placed in my body will be fatally electrocuted."

Lady Dorothy: "Enjoy your date my dear. Kyle will not be shy and ...

Batman Cartel Boss Girlfriend TG 5

(Batman views Gotham on screen and sees what is has become: lawless and broken).

Don Hector: "Bane controls the North and we take control of the South. Bane will of course borrow you from time to time. And you will comply."

Bane (on speaker): "Batman. You are broken, yes? You are mine, no? But do not tell me. Tell the people of Gotham."

(Batman is put on screen and televised to all of Gotham City).

Batman: "Dear Gotham, it is true. I was the Batman. I concede to the tr...

Batman Cartel Boss' Girlfriend TG 4

Batman: "I hope this pleases you Don Hector."

Don Viglione: "You wear it well Batman. How does it all make you feel?"

Batman: "I am blessed to be the company of such a powerful man as you Don Hector."

Don Viglione: "Oh Batman. I want you to tell me how you REALLY feel."

Batman: "I...I...Don Hector...I am happy to be your gir..."

Don Viglione: "Enough! Out with it now woman!"

Batman: "I'm humiliated! I'm scared!"

Don Viglione: "Say it!"

Batman: "...

Batman Cartel's Girlfriend TG 3

Batman: "Give it up Hector. Your men are either dead or running scared. Now tell me how you did this!"

Don Viglione: "Batman. You disappoint me. The answer was clear. We simply re-imagined Bane's venom. But that's boring stuff. It's the effects that are interesting. You won't harm me sweetie."

(Batman's hand starts shaking).

Batman: "Like hell I won't Hector. Stop calling me sweetie."

Don Viglione: "The serum, it's programmed. And it's a part of you. In your blood and ...