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Batman Cartel's Girlfriend TG 2

Batman: "You did something to me. I can't break free. Too weak. Who are...what?

Hector Viglione: "You know not my name up north Batman. But you will know it well soon."

Batman: "The cartel. What's your connection to Bane? Don Viglione, you're making a mistake. Wait, how do I know your name?"

Hector Viglione: "Oh baby, you wouldn't ever accuse me of making a mistake now would you?"

Batman: "Never Don. I apologize Don. I'm so sorry. Please! Wait, what is happening?"

Batman Cartel Girlfriend TG 1

Batman: "You broke my back, but never my spirit Bane. And for the former, you'll pay."

Bane: "Pay heed Batman. This is not your territory. And there is much to know about it."

(Suddenly Batman is blindsided and swarmed by a bevy of armed men)

Batman Catwoman's Wife TG 5

Batman: "Catwoman! I'm here at your request."

Catwoman: "Yes, I knew you would comply. I even knew you'd take a little longer getting here."

Batman: "But how did you know?"

Catwoman: "The changes weren't merely physical Batman. Look, you even took the time to find something to wear that I'd like."

Batman: "You're...you're right. And what's worse is I like it too. Am I just another one of your minions?"

Catwoman: "Oh Batman. You're no longer the arm of the law. Yo...

Batman Catwoman's Wife TG 4

Henchman: "It's the Batman. He wants to talk."

Catwoman: "Hello Batman. So nice to hear from you. You sound different. Do you have a cold?"

Batman: "It was you! You did this!"

Catwoman: "My you are quite the detective. And here everyone thinks you're the Hatter's beau. What gave it away?"

Batman: "The milk. I can't stop drinking milk."

Catwoman: "Well I think you know what that means. My new little kitten needs to come to my lair. I don't think I'll be receiving ...

Batman Catwoman's Wife TG 3

Reporter: "Batman! Batman! Just how many women were under the Hatter's spell?"

Batman: "There were thirteen women, but his plot was to control all the women of Gotham. Thankfully we..."

(Suddenly there is a massive flash and in Batman's place stands a beautuful woman in a revealing nightie).

(The normally stoic Batman stands visibly shocked and confused at the sudden development).

(Reporters shout over one another until one gets out a clear question).

Reporter: "...

Batman Catwoman's Wife TG 2

Catwoman: "Now watch boys. We're about to witness the moment Batman joins our cat family. And the fun part, all of Gotham will witness it along with us. Bat's press conference starts in two. They say the camera adds ten pounds but I suspect little Bats will lose at least fifty."

Batman Catwoman's Wife TG 1

Catwoman: "I have you dead to right Batman"

Batman: "Go ahead. Just get on with it."

(Catwoman pulls the trigger and there is a click; however, seemingly nothing happens).

Catwoman: "Off you go little kitten. We're done here."

Batman: "You never had it in you Selena. You aren't like the rest of them."

Catwoman: "I'm not. I'm much more fun. You'll see."

Batman Arkham TG 4

Guard: "You ready little Miss Sunshine."

Batman: "It's B..B..B...ugh...it's Miss Parker. It's been six months. Get the name right."

Guard: "You''re lucky I like a little talk back from my playgirls. Now let's get started."

Batman: "And you promise you'll keep my Grandma protected?"

Guard: "She'll be treated like my own grandma. I'll even sneak her in loads of yarn. Now who are you?"

Batman: "I'm your...I'm your...sigh...Little Miss Sunshine."

Batman Arkham TG 3

Guard: "Prison Block 3. Hurry up and get in!"

Batman: "But you have to believe me! I'm innocent."

Guard: "For the last time little Miss Sunshine, we have your signed confession. And video of your heists. My advice, keep looking nice for us guards and give us a little somethin' somethin' and we'll treat you and your grandmother nice nice."

Batman: "No. R..R...Ro...Rogr...RGra....Grandma..."

Batman Arkham TG 2

Grandma Parker: "Oh Batman don't you just look adorable. Finally done away with that brooding look. You couldn't look scary if you tried! And Robin, don't be taken aback by the advanced age. It just means you get to boss the Batman around for your life sentences."

Batman Parker: "We'll, gosh darnit, my voice! You haven't won! We'll tell everyone we're not Batman and Robin! Wait, I mean, we'll tell everyone we are the Parker's! No, how are...?

Grandma Parker: "Oh silly little Miss ...

Batman Arkham TG 1

Grandma Parker: "It's quite simple Batman. You put us in Arkham and we don't like it here. So this little device will make the Dynamic Duo a new duo altogether. Well, 'new' is a little misleading. You'll be our exact duplicates! We'll go on committing crimes while you rot in Arkham serving our time!"

Batman: "You won't get away with this! I'll...(interrupted)

Grandma Parker: "I've been around long enough to know! This time I won't give you a chance!"

(Grandma Parker swings t...

Batman College Dorm TG

Becks: "Like, so that's actually him?"

Taryn: "Totally him. He came to 'save me' from the boys. Thought they had the new drug. When he turned I poked him with it. The Mannquinizer person said she'd pay us out well. Even better, she said we can keep him. And when we un-mannequinize him he can't deny any request we have."

Becks: "The boys are gonna love these Bats (squeezes her breast)

Batman Joker's Hench TG 6

Joker: "What a pretty smile! Not bad for Bruce's billion bucks! You're Batsy the Clown! Proud member of the Carnival's Freakshow! Having you been doing clown things like I ordered?"

Batman: "All day! I juggled in the morning and I've been on the unicyle for the last three hours. hahahaahahaha."

Joker: "Batsy, do you have something funny to say?"

Batman: "Stop it Joker! haha...you've humiliated me enough! hahahahaha!"

Joker: "Batsy...out with it."

Batman: "My pant...

Batman Joker's Hench TG 5

Joker: "C'mon Batsy! I can't wait all day! Mischief and mayhem await!"

Batman: "You won Joker! I conceded. Enough of your games. I am not coming out wearing this!"

Joker: "You've worn worse! You will look wonderful I promise! And I promise I'll...LAUGH! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Batman tries his best to resist laughing but he finds it too funny.

Batman: "Ah one and ah two and a one, two, me!"

Batman comes out of the circus tent...

Batman Joker's Hench 4 TG

After 7 hours

Joker: "And stop!"

Batman immediately stops singing and offers a sinister growl.

Joker: "Have I made my point my little henchman?"

Batman: "I get it. What's your plan?"

Joker: "Lots of fun with you! And resist it all you want, your new chemistry has you designed to be obsessed with FUN! You're going to love doing what I want, but still resist it because you're Batman. But you'll do it because you can't say no!"

Batman Joker's Hench TG 3

Batman: "You know I'll fight it Joker! I'll resist!"

Joker: "Oh indeed I do know that. That's what will make this so much fun! You're going to do your whole fight, fight, fight shtick and you'll still do everything I say because I'm in control."

Batman: "No you're..."

Joker: "Quick, sing that Titanic song!"

Batman: "Near far, wherever you are..."

Joker: "I'll check back in on you in an hour and money has it you're still singing because I haven't told you to stop!...

Batman Joker's Hench TG 2

Batman: "The toxin's acting fast. Affecting my chemistry already. Nothing to...haha...defend myself with. I'm hahahahaha...at its mercy. hahahaha"

Joker: "Oh Batman! Batman!"

Batman: "Joker! Where are you? Show yourself! Haha! Show yourself clown! hahahaha!"

Joker: "Oh silly Batman! I'm in your head! Now we'll never be apart!"

Batman: "No! Impossible! You're...you're joking! HAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Joker: "You're first joke Batsy! Or was it mine?"

Batman: "Mine! Min...

Batman Joker Hench TG 1

Batman: "Robin, everyone! Clear the area. I'll handle this. The toxin is new. Not Joker's regular concoction. He came to Japan purposely. The smog, it's interacting and going airborne. We need to evacuate and contain before..."

Robin: "You heard him everyone...let's move quickly."

Batman (to himself): "But what are you up to...Ugh!"

Suddenly the fallen jokerized warrior's mouth opens and sprays Batman dead center in the face."

Batman Clowning Around TG 4

Dee Dee: Chicken's done!

Batman: "Dee Dee doo doo lu lu boo boo! Jokesy wokesy sexy as hecky!!!!"

Dee Dee: "Welcome to crazy town Batsy! You're officially Dee Dee Dee! And you love the Joker!

Batman: "hehe I'm Dee Dee Dee! And I do, I do love the Jokesy!"

Batman Clowning Around TG 3

Dee Dee: "You're such a fighter Brucey Batsy! But these computer number thingy's tell us you're going batty!

Batman: "Batty? Batty...datty...doo...doo...noooo...Dee Dee's stop...stoppy...woppy...hoppy..."

Dee Dee: "Now you're speaking our language! Hehe! And here's the punchline!"

Dee Dee turns the dial to the maximum setting.

Batman: "Woooowwwoooowwwwooooooozzooooooooooo!!!!!!! No No Noooooo nooooooooo....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Batman Clowning Around TG 2

Batman wakes but finds that his muscles are useless. He's no stronger than a 5 year old. He can't come close to breaking himself free of his constraints which the twins have made tame almost to mock him.

Batman (still groggy): "What sickness are you up to?"

Dee Dee: "Just getting you ready for your new life Dee Dee Dee, or whoops, Batsy! Don't worry we ain't gonna kill ya! Joker wants you alive and Dee-lightful!"

Batman: "Joker's work...you...you..."

Dee Dee: "You're a...

Batman Clowning Around TG 1

Batman is taken aback as the Dee Dee Twins of all people have infiltrated his Cave undetected. It's never happened and no one could have predicted that these two criminals would've been the first. Before the Dark Knight can even react a mist hits the him and his muscles are rendered as weak as a child. He's overwhelmed by the Dee Dee's and made to pass out.

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Batman Alice TG 1

Batman: "Enough of this nonsense Hatter! I will not participate in this mock Wonder...what happened to my voice? My...oh no! I'm...I'm...who am I? I'm Batman...no, I'm Alice?"

Hatter: "That's right my dear. You're in Wonderland. And it's under my control! Care for some tea?"

Batman Housewife 7

Batman: "Marsha released her hold on me, but just as some sick joke. The change is permanent. She knows I'll suffer more being fully aware that I can't go back to what I was. I'm stuck as Cobblepot's wife because...I'm pregnant."

Batman Housewife 6

Penguin: "Batman, my dear, I cannot wait any longer."

Batman: "Coming Oswalt! Just trying to look my best for our...our...moment."

Batman Housewife 5

Batman: "He's hideous, he's a criminal, and evil doer, but I gave my word to Marsha. I'm Ms. Cobblepot. I must be a good wife and support him. And learn to love him. If he asks for my body, I must give it to him."

Batman Housewife 4

Batman: "Marsha...what's become of me? How can I be Batman like this? I'm dainty and so feminine. I feel so...weak."

Marsha: "And that is what you are Batman. You've been trained to be submissive and agreeable to your new husband's wants and needs."

(The phone suddenly rings).

Batman: "Hello?"

Penguin: "Hello Batman."

Batman: "Oswalt?"

Penguin: "My limo will pick you up at noon. Do not be late."

Batman: "Of course...if it pleases you."

Batman Housewife 3

Marsha, Queen of Diamonds: "So as your detective work made you fully aware, I've partnered with your old friend the Penguin."

Batman: "He's twisted and pure evil. Marsha, my most beautiful and delicate angel, I fear your partnership will lead you into trouble. I will protect you from that monster."

Marsha: "You certainly will not Batman. You will honor our agreement! Poor Owalt fancies yours truly. And who could blame him. But, alas, I am not prepared to take his hand, or flipper,...

Batman Housewife 2

Marsha, Queen of Diamonds: "Oh Batman Batman! Aren't you eager. Now what would your fans say of you smoozing with the enemy?"

Batman: "I'm sorry Marsha, I can't help myself. I...I...need you. You're my world. My universe. I'm in love with you."

Marsha: "Well now Batman, if I recall you came to stop me from commiting my diamond scheme."

Batman: "I...I...did. But I've changed. Your desires are my desires. Together we can get all the diamonds in the world."

Marsha: "That ...