Marsha, Queen of Diamonds: "Why Batman, how surprising to see you here. I was expecting much later."
Batman: "Give it up Marsha, the hypnosis scheme links to you. Come quietly and things will go better for you."
Marsha: "Oh Batman, if only you would see things my way. You just don't have a love for material things as you should. You know what you need? A woman's touch. It will open your eyes to so many more possibilities rather than just that machismo mind you have. But, alas, you...
2022-04-11 03:39:51 +0000 UTC
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Superman: "My love, you're home finally. I've waited all day. I thought I might change my 'uniform' for something more fitting our lifestyle. I saved up my allowance for something that suits your tastes. You spent all day conquering the world, now conquer me."
2022-04-10 04:07:18 +0000 UTC
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Superman: "And here I thought we'd have a quiet, nondescript dinner. You know how to spoil a...la...lady."
Luthor: "We're not just a couple Superman, we're America's couple. And you love it. Don't be afraid to say it. You're a girl and you're in love."
Superman: "I know I shouldn't but I can't stop. Whatever you've done, it's worked. I need you Luthor. You're so charming, so sexy, so...manly!"
Luthor: "Then it shall be. Luthor is the champion of Metropolis...with Superman by...
2022-04-10 04:03:43 +0000 UTC
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Superman: "Luthor, I know it was you who did something to me! I just don't know exactly what but I've been different! That Daily Planet photo, that was your doing! Whatever you've planned, it won't work! It never does!"
Luthor: "My my Super Dear, such a temper you've developed. What exactly have I done to you? Haven't you always liked baking? What's the harm with a few chocolates during Days of Our Lives? Except for what it might do to your hips. But my dearest, you look wonderful, espe...
2022-04-09 04:20:41 +0000 UTC
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For weeks Superman has been acting strangely, still fighting crime but taking afternoons off in order to watch soap operas and even eating bon bons. Cooking, especially baking, became something more than an obsession and even more peculiar is that Superman didn't recognize these obvious changes until he was publicly ridiculed in his own newpaper, the Daily Planet, after being spotted thwarting a thief with his apron still on! Determining that the only reasonable explanation was the encounter ...
2022-04-08 03:40:48 +0000 UTC
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Superman approaches Luthor fully expecting he has vanquished the evil doers plot and all that's left is hand to hand combat which Superman has no fear of losing. However, Luthor's plotting has led him exactly to this moment where he unexpectedly zaps Superman with an odd gun. Superman is knocked out briefly, enough time for Luthor to escape. Meanwhile, Superman is only left to think that the sole purpose of the laser was to allow for Luthor to escape. He departs frustrated that Luthor was abl...
2022-04-08 03:23:23 +0000 UTC
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Luthor: "The plan has been executed to perfection. Superman will no longer be a problem and it's Batman who helped me do it!"
2022-04-06 00:13:40 +0000 UTC
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Meanwhile, Luthor's plan has taken effect through his newest and unsuspecting experiment, the Batman. Not only transformed into Star Sapphire, the change also came with the insertion of a mind control chip. As Batman uses his newfound telekinesis powers with his new sisters, they too are swept up by the mind control manipulation. Batman, and the rest of the Star Sapphire Corps. are now under the control of Lex Luthor. But as an ultimate prize, Luthor uses Batman to deceive and dupe Superman w...
2022-04-05 21:08:06 +0000 UTC
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Star Sapphire: "Hey my sexy Earth dweller. You have no idea how much I've missed you. Feels like forever since I felt your touch."
Nightwing: "Well that's a backhanded comment if I ever heard one. Forgetting yesterday so fast?"
Star Sapphire: "Oh honey, I guess Bruce didn't fill you in eh? Understandable. No human, not even Bruce, can handle a Sapphire's sex drive."
Nightwing: "Fill me in? Wait. You had Batman's intercom. You just called him Bruce? How? Sex drive?"
Sta...
2022-04-05 04:28:10 +0000 UTC
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Nightwing: "Kori! What are you doing here? I got a distress call from Batman. How did you get his device?"
(Batman's loins are burning with incredible desire and his mind is ravaged by desire as he attempts to fight a new personality that is flirty and mischevous)
Batman (to himself): Tell him your Bruce...you can't give in to...I need him...what's a white little lie gonna...no...must...
Batman (to Nightwing): "Bats and Superman got mixed up with Luthor. They're recovering n...
2022-04-05 04:00:55 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Luthor. You bastard. When I find you I'll make sure you'll pay with broken bones. I'm fully female and seem to have the abilities of the Star Sapphires. Luthor has figdeted with my hormonal capacity. Need to keep it in check. Ugh. The sensations are increasing. Not feeling like me. Ugh. Keep it contained...UGH!"
(Batman has flown to the Fortress of Solitude to allow Superman to recuperate. He sends a distress call to Nightwing to meet him there).
2022-04-04 15:09:28 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Hold on Superman! Save your strength and for the love of all things hold on! I'll get you out of this."
Luthor: "On the contrary Batman. You're only getting yourself into this. Pink kryptonite, as you'll see, has some interesting effects. And I've manipulated this so that it affects not only Superman over there, but also specific targets I have, such as yourself. But I digress, I'll allow you to fully appreciate the changes. Goodbye forever Batman."
(Luthor disappears, le...
2022-04-04 12:14:47 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Who are you? How did you do this? I'm unbeatable! I'm Batman!"
Bounty Hunter: "You're Batman alright, but you forgot what made you the Dark Knight. You were motivated by Justice. You were Justice. Now you're just a lootin' dame."
Batman: "Just don't...ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"
(Batman is suddenly whipped on his butt)
Bounty Hunter: "You're gonna do what I say Bats. That's how this is gonna work."
2022-04-03 23:49:59 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "You want to take me in? You know who I am right? You're looking for a death sentence."
Bounty Hunter: "I know who you were. And I don't fright woman. So you can come along nicely or you can be dragged. To be honest, I much prefer the latter."
Batman: "You don't fright. I might actually have a challenge for once."
2022-04-01 03:52:02 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "I thought I was a hero. I thought I was the saviour of Gotham. I thought I was unrivaled. But this is the way it needs to be. He beat me. If I'm not the best, if I'm not everything, then I'm nothing. It's the game I played and it's the game he played. And he played it better."
2022-04-01 03:45:10 +0000 UTC
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Sultan: "What should I do with him Batman?"
Batman: "Make him beg for your mercy my love. Just as I did. The world must come to realize your superiority."
2022-03-31 03:50:00 +0000 UTC
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Sultan: "It is official Batman. You are my wife. I own you completely and fully. Your wealth is my wealth. All of your assets. From Bruce Wayne's corporation to Batman's batmobile. It's all mine. But your complete submission is the most precious of it all. You are my slave. And you will do what a slave does. Give your body to me. Bear my children."
Batman (tears stream down his face): "It is...my honour my excellent husband."
2022-03-29 03:46:27 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "I know who I was. I know who you are and what you do. But you're a good dad, and I'm happy. Thank you dad. I love you."
Falcone: "Love you too sweetie. So you're..."
Batman: "I'm a Falcone."
2022-03-29 00:25:07 +0000 UTC
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(Batman has taken over the West through intimidation and fear. No one has dared challenge his stable and even the slightest twitch by his competition is met with death. He controls the liquor flow in and out of the entire West and intends to spread further, bringing the cowboy culture as far as Gotham itself).
Bounty Hunter: "So this is the Batman now? Seems he's employed the way of his old enemies. Seems he's forgot they always lost."
2022-03-28 04:18:25 +0000 UTC
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Slavegirl: "You were supposed to be the hero! You were supposed to get us out of this torture! You were supposed to be the fucking Batman! Look at you! Marrying the enemy. You're just his bitch!"
Batman: "I was the Batman. I was the hero. But the villain won. I can't stop him. I'm sorry. I'm just a slave like you. We need to accept it. There's nothing else for us."
2022-03-28 03:38:29 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "You fucking asshole FALCONE! You won't win! I'm Batman!
Falcone: "Listen baby..."
Batman: "Don't call me that! I'm not your daughter!"
Falcone: "Oh but you are for a very long time. We just determined that Batman. And you know what, before your stupid boyfriend spilled the beans you were more than happy being that. You weren't trying to escape and you know it."
Batman: "I...I...that's because you tricked me! You were like, not acting like a crimeboss. You were...
2022-03-26 04:23:45 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Mad Tom is dead! I am the Batman. And I rule the West. Anyone want to challenge that notion? I didn't think so."
2022-03-26 04:05:35 +0000 UTC
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(Batman has remained trapped in the aquarium for five days, a deliberate sign from the Sea King to show Batman that despite his lofty intellect and knack for getting out of any and all traps, this is a "prison" he cannot escape. Batman is further humbled by being fed just like the other fish, where he must compete with them for morsels when the food is sprinkled on the surface of the water by an unknown and fully human female)
Batman: "Who are you?"
Sabrina: "Don't be alarmed Batm...
2022-03-24 18:02:45 +0000 UTC
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(Batman awakens and slowly begins to recognize his situation, although he can hardly believe it. He attempts to protest and demand answers but not only does he feel groggy at the effects of what he suspects are heavy and unknown drugs, the thickness of the aquariums glass prevents him from being heard)
Creature: "Now, Batman, I know you are certainly upset and terribly confused. Do not fret, I do not intend to imprison you in your aquarium for long. It is simply temporary so ...
2022-03-24 03:37:24 +0000 UTC
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(Batman, completely blank, heads for the ocean again. He simply walks into the water and oddly no longer needs oxygen tanks. He can breathe underwater. He continues to follow the siren call until he reaches the monster he'd encountered earlier. Batman stands upright and at attention, awaiting instruction)
Creature: "Ah Batman, it appears that not even you are immune to my siren call. You witnessed quite vividly what my blast did to your suit, but I imagine you didn't anticipate the more...
2022-03-23 22:02:06 +0000 UTC
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Gordon: "It's not often we meet and you tell me you didn't catch the bad guy. Or here, the bad monster."
Batman: "It wasn't for naught. We have more intel now. Whatever it is, it's powerful. Nearly disintegrated my suit which until then I thought was nearly indestructable. But it didn't seek a fight. It retreated as much as it attacked."
Gordon: "If the blast was so strong, how are you still upright?"
Batman: "Some kind of sonar charge. I've not seen anything like it. Didn't...
2022-03-23 21:44:13 +0000 UTC
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"Batman enters the dangerous sea, and, using his advanced technology, manages to track the creature."
Suit: Readings indicate target within 500 meters.
Batman: "This thing, it's too fast. Computer. Lock on to target and fire stunners."
Suit: Negative, cannot lock on to target.
Batman: What is this thing? Readings are everywhere. It's in front of me then behind me. Computer, engage in...
(Suddenly Batman is interupted as a strong, strange pulse reverbe...
2022-03-23 21:26:07 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "The monster. You've seen it?"
Shipman: "I never believed in this sea monster, folklore shit Bats, I'm a straightshooter, but this is real. It's real. I've only seen him come out in glimpses. Like a flash. But he's taken half my crew. They just disappeared with him."
Batman: "It's out there and it's hunting."
Shipman: "So what're you gonna do?"
Batman: "Hunt"
2022-03-23 04:16:58 +0000 UTC
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Robin: "Batman, what is it you have done? This is, in English, you say, regrettable. I am woman now, but I will defeat Ms. Dimitrescu. You must break free. We are not sex workers. We are the Batman and the Robin."
Batman: "My dear Ania, your resistance will not last long. We work for Lady Dimitrescu. There will be no protestation."
2022-03-23 03:49:49 +0000 UTC
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(Robin enters Lady Dimitrescu's high end brothel and after knocking out some bouncers, he finally finds what he came for. Batman has disappeared for weeks after investigating the new criminal and Robin has since discovered that she isn't just a mere human trafficker doing low down, corrupt but typical business common in Gotham. She also appears to have powerful transformational technology).
Robin: "Batman? It can't be. Geez, what did she do to you...we need to get you out of here ...
2022-03-22 04:12:23 +0000 UTC
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