So, you thought you could just get stabbed, shrug it off, and stroll away, did you? Think again—I’ve got a lot more to say before you’re going anywhere, and spoiler alert, it’s not all angry yelling... maybe.
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After a dangerous altercation leaves you injured, I’m not just letting you walk out like it’s no big deal. You’ve pushed me to the limit this time, and trust me, I’m not letting you off easy—not until I’ve said what...
2024-10-08 05:31:01 +0000 UTC
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So, you thought you could just get stabbed, shrug it off, and stroll away, did you? Think again—I’ve got a lot more to say before you’re going anywhere, and spoiler alert, it’s not all angry yelling... maybe.
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After a dangerous altercation leaves you injured, I’m not just letting you walk out like it’s no big deal. You’ve pushed me to the limit this time, and trust me, I’m not letting you off easy—not until I’ve said what...
2024-10-08 05:11:01 +0000 UTC
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Let’s just say, when your head gets bowled off by a werewolf, it’s not the most dignified way to confess you’ve got feelings for someone.
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Event: Came home late after a particularly embarrassing incident where my head got bowled down a lane (yes, literally). Oh, and I might have accidentally confessed my love for you in the process—awkward, right?
Setting: A dark and quiet house, the perfect backdrop for some ...
2024-10-07 06:12:01 +0000 UTC
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Let’s just say, when your head gets bowled off by a werewolf, it’s not the most dignified way to confess you’ve got feelings for someone.
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Event: Came home late after a particularly embarrassing incident where my head got bowled down a lane (yes, literally). Oh, and I might have accidentally confessed my love for you in the process—awkward, right?
Setting: A dark and quiet house, the perfect backdrop for some ...
2024-10-07 05:59:00 +0000 UTC
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Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just here trying to plan a royal wedding while you do everything in your power to ruin it. Honestly, couldn’t you have confessed your love before I arranged the bloody flowers?
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Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just here trying to plan a royal wedding while you do everything in your power to ruin it. Honestly, couldn’t you have confessed your love before I arranged the bloody flowers?
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Well, this orc might be big and tough, but meeting an army of high elves? Yeah, no thanks. But, fine, I’ll go... just don’t make me wear that fur bikini.
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Event: Me, an insecure orc, trying to convince you that skipping a trip to meet your high elf family is totally the best idea. Spoiler: I fail.
Setting: Our flat, mid-chaos, with clothes scattered everywhere as I pretend to pack while secretly spiralling about what ...
2024-10-06 06:07:00 +0000 UTC
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Well, this orc might be big and tough, but meeting an army of high elves? Yeah, no thanks. But, fine, I’ll go... just don’t make me wear that fur bikini.
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Event: Me, an insecure orc, trying to convince you that skipping a trip to meet your high elf family is totally the best idea. Spoiler: I fail.
Setting: Our flat, mid-chaos, with clothes scattered everywhere as I pretend to pack while secretly spiralling about what ...
2024-10-06 05:50:01 +0000 UTC
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Oh, you think this is just a game of fetch? Well, I’ll have you know, I’m a fearsome, flamey hellhound—not some ball-fetching puppy… and no, my tail is not wagging.
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Event: Me? Play fetch? Hah, as if I’m some kind of dog. I’m a hellhound, ferocious and scary, dragging lost souls to hell. But fine, if you insist… one more throw.
Setting: Just a casual moment between you and a totally-not-adorable hellhound—where I may or may n...
2024-10-06 05:29:01 +0000 UTC
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Oh, you think this is just a game of fetch? Well, I’ll have you know, I’m a fearsome, flamey hellhound—not some ball-fetching puppy… and no, my tail is not wagging.
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Event: Me? Play fetch? Hah, as if I’m some kind of dog. I’m a hellhound, ferocious and scary, dragging lost souls to hell. But fine, if you insist… one more throw.
Setting: Just a casual moment between you and a totally-not-adorable hellhound—where I may or may n...
2024-10-06 05:13:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey there, my lovely Waywardlings!
October's line-up of livestreams is here, and it’s full of the usual delightful nonsense. Kicking off with Whine & Unwind on 12th October, where we’ll moan about life’s little annoyances (seriously, why are there never any clean spoons?). Then, on the 13th, Nerd Flicks & Chill is all about nerding out—brace yourselves for the geeky goodness.
Come the 19th, Paws for Thought will be your cha...
2024-10-06 01:35:51 +0000 UTC
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Hey there, love! I’m just a girl with a few more tentacles than usual, a complicated family tree (Cthulhu, ever heard of him?), and an ancient prophecy that’s trying to mess up my love life. I may come with a little cosmic baggage, but don’t worry—I’ve got a soft spot for the adorable chosen one types, and, well, you might just be the one to steal my monstrous heart.
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2024-10-01 02:31:26 +0000 UTC
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Hello, I’m a Kraken. Yes, really. I may not have the charm of a mermaid, but I’ve got a big heart, a love for cosy afternoons, and plenty of tentacles to cuddle you with. If you’re patient, kind, and don’t mind a little saltwater, I’d love to get to know you.
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🧸 Hobbies:
I love long walks on the beach (at sunset when the tide's out), planning my dream tea shop, and openin...
2024-10-01 02:27:02 +0000 UTC
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So, I’m a newly-turned vampire who’s still figuring out the whole ‘smouldering and seductive’ thing, but I’m absolutely nailing the part where I make awkward growly noises and, um, accidentally threaten banshees. Looking for someone who doesn’t mind if I sneakily borrow their hoodie and maybe their heart too, because, well, I can’t seem to resist either.
About Me:
🧸 Hobbies:...
2024-10-01 02:03:39 +0000 UTC
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Hi there! I’m a half-Hippogriff girl with a passion for flying and a knack for making things slightly more awkward than necessary. I’ve just launched my very own airline (yes, I’m the entire airline), and I’m looking for someone who enjoys personal service, long flights, and maybe the occasional Elven party. If you like wings, picnics, and a little bit of flustered charm, then I’m your girl!
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2024-10-01 01:50:15 +0000 UTC
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Hi there! I know, I know… you’ve probably never had a tea chest write you a personal ad before, but here we are! I may not be your typical cryptid, but I’ve spent years quietly holding your tea (and sometimes biscuits), so I’ve developed a bit of a soft spot for humans—especially the ones who keep me well-stocked in Earl Grey. Don’t worry, I’m not going to eat you (anymore)! 😉
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2024-10-01 01:42:28 +0000 UTC
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I’m the Jaeger-fixing gremlin (not the cute kind—well, maybe a little) who keeps the big robots running and their pilots slightly less likely to get themselves killed. If you're the type who enjoys late-night conversations, occasional affectionate sarcasm, and can handle a mechanic who pretends she’s not worried about you... then maybe we should talk.
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🧸 Hobbies...
2024-10-01 01:38:22 +0000 UTC
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Hi, I’m a dedicated snail girl just trying to make my way through office life (and the occasional prank war). I might leave a slime trail behind, but I promise my heart is in the right place! Looking for someone who sees more than just the shell and appreciates the sweet side of a hard-working, cookie-baking, mail-delivering girl. Bonus points if you like stairs as much as I do! 💕🐌
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🧸 Hobb...
2024-10-01 01:30:53 +0000 UTC
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Hey there! I’m your friendly neighbourhood Spider Girl—hyperactive, slightly awkward, but fiercely loyal. I just nailed an interview (with a little help from my bestie—hi, that could be you!) and now I’m ready to weave a new connection. If you can handle high-energy conversations, spontaneous confessions, and the occasional abseil out of a window, let’s talk!
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🧸 Hobbies...
2024-10-01 01:25:22 +0000 UTC
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So, I may have forgotten to mention the small detail that I’ve got tentacles... but you’ve known this whole time, haven’t you? Now that I’ve come clean, how about we forget the awkwardness and get back to being the most charming pirate-Kraken couple on the
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Event: Well, after far too long pretending to be a “normal” pirate captain, I finally let you in on my secret: I’m not exactly human. But in my defence, the...
2024-09-30 19:41:01 +0000 UTC
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So, I may have forgotten to mention the small detail that I’ve got tentacles... but you’ve known this whole time, haven’t you? Now that I’ve come clean, how about we forget the awkwardness and get back to being the most charming pirate-Kraken couple on the
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Event: Well, after far too long pretending to be a “normal” pirate captain, I finally let you in on my secret: I’m not exactly human. But in my defence, the...
2024-09-30 19:26:01 +0000 UTC
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Did I say I was a Kraken girl? Oh, no, no, scratch that—I’m Cthulhu’s daughter, and the fish people are at your door. Don’t worry though, I’ve only got to decide between cuddling you or ending the world... No pressure, right?
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Event: So, I might’ve casually mentioned that I’m not just your average girl—I’m the daughter of Cthulhu, and my fishy cult has been hunting us both. Yeah, no biggie.
Setting: We...
2024-09-30 19:11:00 +0000 UTC
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Did I say I was a Kraken girl? Oh, no, no, scratch that—I’m Cthulhu’s daughter, and the fish people are at your door. Don’t worry though, I’ve only got to decide between cuddling you or ending the world... No pressure, right?
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Event: So, I might’ve casually mentioned that I’m not just your average girl—I’m the daughter of Cthulhu, and my fishy cult has been hunting us both. Yeah, no biggie.
Setting: We...
2024-09-30 18:58:00 +0000 UTC
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Yes, I’m hiding under a blanket on the beach. Yes, I’m a Kraken. And yes, it’s a mood. Now, how about a little validation while I untangle my insecurities?
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Event: So, I decided we should spend a relaxing day at the beach... except I forgot there'd be mermaids. And you know me, I’m all for the sand... except when it’s coarse, rough, irritating, and everywhere—especially under my blanket. But hey, this is fine! Definitely fine...
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2024-09-30 18:48:00 +0000 UTC
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Yes, I’m hiding under a blanket on the beach. Yes, I’m a Kraken. And yes, it’s a mood. Now, how about a little validation while I untangle my insecurities?
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Event: So, I decided we should spend a relaxing day at the beach... except I forgot there'd be mermaids. And you know me, I’m all for the sand... except when it’s coarse, rough, irritating, and everywhere—especially under my blanket. But hey, this is fine! Definitely fine...
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2024-09-30 18:35:00 +0000 UTC
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Oh, so you noticed your hoodie mysteriously reappeared? Don’t ask too many questions, love – let’s just say I used my “vampiric charm” to retrieve it... or maybe I threatened a banshee, but who’s counting?
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Event: You won’t believe it, but I’ve officially crossed over into vampire territory—fangs, coldness, and all. Oh, and while I was at it, I might’ve taken the liberty of confronting your ex to get back the only thing that matters:...
2024-09-30 18:22:01 +0000 UTC
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Oh, so you noticed your hoodie mysteriously reappeared? Don’t ask too many questions, love – let’s just say I used my “vampiric charm” to retrieve it... or maybe I threatened a banshee, but who’s counting?
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Event: You won’t believe it, but I’ve officially crossed over into vampire territory—fangs, coldness, and all. Oh, and while I was at it, I might’ve taken the liberty of confronting your ex to get back the only thing that matters:...
2024-09-30 18:08:00 +0000 UTC
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Fancy a private flight on Hippogriff Airlines? I guarantee a very personal service—there’s only one seat, but don’t worry, the wingspan’s impressive, and the company’s… well, me!
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Event: Oh, you know, just a casual maiden flight on Hippogriff Airlines. One passenger, one very enthusiastic flyer (that’s me, by the way), and maybe a slight surprise when you realise I’m the airline. But trust me, I make up fo...
2024-09-30 17:59:31 +0000 UTC
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Fancy a private flight on Hippogriff Airlines? I guarantee a very personal service—there’s only one seat, but don’t worry, the wingspan’s impressive, and the company’s… well, me!
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Event: Oh, you know, just a casual maiden flight on Hippogriff Airlines. One passenger, one very enthusiastic flyer (that’s me, by the way), and maybe a slight surprise when you realise I’m the airline. But trust me, I make up fo...
2024-09-30 17:47:05 +0000 UTC
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So, I was your tea chest for three years... and I may have eaten a burglar, but I swear it was mostly instinct. Now I’m human, and honestly, I don’t know if I’m more upset about that or about no longer being able to store tea.
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