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Badger Brain False Start - EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUFFLEPUFF OUTTAKE

POLISH THOSE BALLS, ELSIE!

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Distracting Butt Outtake - EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUFFLEPUFF OUTTAKE

BUTT! BUTT! BUTT! BUTT! CREEPY HUFFLEPUFF!

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Car Vs Dragon Girl Outtake

It's a lot.

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All About the Butt - EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUFFLEPUFF OUTTAKE

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DON'T LOOK AT THE BUTT!!!! - EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUFFLEPUFF OUTTAKE


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Feathers of Fortune: The Final Fowl Play Unfolds!

[Encrypted Communique: Operation 'Feathers of Fortune']

To: Agent Waddleworth

From: Orchid Audio

Subject: Mission Briefing – 12 November, 20:00 GMT

Priority: Feather Fatale

Agent Waddleworth,

Steel your nerves and puff up your plumage for the grand avian escapade that awaits. Operation 'Feathers of Fortune' is the pinnacle of your espionage career, a veritable nest egg of...

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[Urgent Update: Rescheduling of 'Feathers of Fortune']

The office I was working at on Mon/Tues/Weds are in the middle of getting utterly bitch slapped for their questionable paperwork and I am currently *helping* with the panicked troubleshooting, and by helping I mean that I am laughing my tits off as everyone is panicking. The livestream will now be Sunday at 20:00 GMT and I am going to have so much gossip for you all.

Or in duck spy speak:

**To: Esteemed Allies in Espionage**


**From: Orchid Audio**


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My Teapot

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Waddle We Do Next? Unveiling Operation 'Duck and Cover'

[Encrypted Communique: Operation 'Duck and Cover']

To: Agent Featherlock

From: Orchid Audio

Subject: Mission Briefing – 8 November, 20:00 GMT

Priority: Utterly Quackers

Agent Featherlock,

Brace yourself for a mission that will plunge you into the very eye of the pond-storm. Your next foray, Operation 'Duck and Cover', will test the limits of your clandestine fowl-play and...

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Quack on Track: The Rescheduled Flight of Operation 'Duck and Cover'

**[Urgent Communique: Change of Flight Plan]**

**To: Esteemed Assets**

**From: Orchid Audio**

**Subject: Rescheduled Livestream – Now 8th November, 20:00 GMT**

**Priority: Ducktastically Urgent**

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Dear Valued Comrades in Covert Affairs,

We must extend our most profound apologies as we flap through a maelstrom of unforeseen circumstances. Operation 'Duck and Cover', initially set to make a splash on the 6th of November, must now take a graceful gl...

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Livestream - Operation: Quack in the Shadows

[Encrypted Communique: Operation 'Quack in the Shadows']

To: Agent Wildbill

From: Orchid Audio

Subject: Mission Briefing – 3 November, 20:00 GMT

Priority: Absolute

Greetings, Agent Wildbill,

You are being activated for an assignment of utmost absurdity and clandestine consequence. Prepare to embark upon Operation 'Quack in the Shadows', a mission that will ruffle feathers...

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Pssst! Extra Livestreams! The Spy Who Quacked Me

Scene: A serene duck pond in the midst of a lush, secluded park. The sun is setting, casting long shadows across the water. Orchid, an elegant woman in her 20s with a sharp English accent, approaches the pond, wearing a trench coat and a wide-brimmed hat. She looks around cautiously before taking a seat on a bench. Moments later, a man, known as Mr. Mallard, arrives and sits at the other end of the bench.

Orchid: (whispering) “The mallards fly south for winter, don’t they?”

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Orchid Quinn - The Unseen Leaves of Fate

In the dimly lit, absurdly cluttered room that reeked of damp cardboard and questionable decisions, Orchid Quinn found herself pondering the bizarre twists of fate that had led her to this precise moment. With her unruly hair forming a chaotic halo around her head and her glasses perpetually perched at the edge of her nose, she was the picture of disarray. But, oh, she was endearing.

Orchid, with no shred of psychic ability to her name, had successfully masqueraded as a fortune teller a...

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Character Chaos: Unleashing the Voices in My Head

Hey everyone,

I’m thinking of trying something different starting this month. I’ll create a new character, give you a bit of their story, and share some audio clips – just quick ones, recorded on my phone.

It’s all a bit of practice for me, really. Nothing too polished, just character work and storytelling. I think it could be fun, and I hope you enjoy it.

Introducing November's character - Orchid Quinn. Endearing, geeky, clueless fortune-teller; distracted by shiny ...

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Halloweeny Chill Chat Livestream 3: Casper’s Less Exciting Cousin

[The sound of cheesy 80s horror synth music plays in the background, ominous yet over-the-top.]

Narrator: (In a dramatic, overdone voice, laced with sarcasm) “This Halloween... brace yourself... for an experience... you’ll barely remember.”

Dramatic pause.

Narrator: (Muttering under his breath) “Because, you know, this is the kind of gig I get these days.”

[The ominous music continues, now mixed with whimsical undertones.]

Narrator: "Join 'Orchid Audio'...

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Phantom of the Teapot

This never happened.

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Halloweeny Chill Chat Livestream 2: The Spooky Boogaloo

[Cheesy 80s synthesiser music playing in the background. Think classic horror with a mix of techno beats.]

Narrator: (With a deep, mysterious tone) "This Halloween... prepare yourself for an event like no other!"

Dramatic Pause.

Narrator: (Suddenly confused) "...Wait, what? Are you sure this is the script?"

Producer: (Whispering in the background) "Just read it!"

Narrator: (Slightly embarrassed) "Alright then... Unearth the thrills and chills as 'Orchid Audio' pr...

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Halloweeny Chill Chat Livestream

Let's see if I can remember how to do this.

https://youtube.com/live/kI8rl61r99o

https://youtube.com/live/kI8rl61r99o

https://youtube.com/live/kI8rl61r99o


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End of Month Livestreams

Are we going to be getting them in just under the wire? Yes, we are. Am I determined to get them done? Yes, I am.

There will be a livestream every night at 20:00 GMT on Sunday, October 29th; Monday, October 30th; and Tuesday, October 31st.

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Hospital Table Tennis & The Trials of Banshee Ownership

A ramble that wanders and goes on way too long. 

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Confused Cooking: Orchid Makes Caldo

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TL:DL Audio Returns Tomorrow

Actual summary of this car crash of a ramble slash update: Fish sex disappointing, add tentacles. 

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Midnight Orchid 😈 Lure of the Game 😈 Demon Roleplay

Darlings, step into the shadows with me this Halloween. 🌙✨ Every knock, every chime holds a surprise, be it mischief or reward. So, will you play? Trick or treat? 🖤🥀 #BewitchingNights #MidnightOrchidTales #ChooseYourFate 🎃🌌

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[F4A] Midnight Orchid: Trick or Treat [Demon Roleplay][ Mischief or Reward][Halloween][Oh So Very Darling][Oh the Sweet Anticipation][Gender Neutral][Joining a Demon’s Game of Trick or Treat? Sure, What’s the Worst That Could H...

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Midnight Orchid 😈 Whispers in the Candlelight 😈 Demon Roleplay

Dancing amidst the flickering flames, secrets whisper tales of passion and desire this Halloween. 🌙🕯️ Do you feel the pull, my mortal darlings? Are you ready to burn so brightly? 🔥❤️ #MidnightWhispers #EnchantingDarkness #MidnightOrchid

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[F4A] Midnight Orchid: Flames and Fancies [Demon Roleplay][Dance of Light and Shadow][Halloween][Oh So Very Darling][Oh the Sweet Anticipation][Gender Neutral][ Midnight Orchid’s Here to Remind Us Why We Shouldn’t Ch...

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Midnight Orchid 😈 Temptations of the Forbidden Fruit 😈 Demon Roleplay

Darlings, ever fancied a bite of something truly forbidden? 🍎✨ Join me this Halloween and let's savour the dark delights together. Rules? They're simply suggestions waiting to be broken. 😉🌙 #MidnightTemptations #MidnightOrchid #ForbiddenFruit" 🖤🍫

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[F4A] Midnight Orchid: Allure of the Forbidden Feast [Demon Roleplay][ Bite Into Temptation][Halloween][Oh So Very Darling][Oh the Sweet Anticipation][Gender Neutral][Midnight Orchid: Making You Question All ...

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Midnight Orchid 😈 Sweetness of the Shadows 😈 Demon Roleplay

Darlings of the night, have you ever felt the delicious thrill of shadows whispering your deepest desires? 🌙✨ Dive into the intoxicating allure of the Halloween season with me. Temptations await, my sweet mortal darlings. 💋🖤 #MidnightOrchid #TalesOfTheDark

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[F4A] Midnight Orchid: Shadows & Seduction [Demon Roleplay][ Shadows Beckon][Halloween][Oh So Very Darling][Oh the Sweet Anticipation][Gender Neutral][Who Needs Light When Midnight Orchid Promises the...

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Midnight Orchid Outtakes 2

I'm going to turn the angel bad!

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Midnight Orchid Outtakes

Being a tempting demon is hard.

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Random Orchid is Random

I'm currently dealing with getting my dad settled back home, but the important thing is that some random person is sexting my mother and won't accept that they have the wrong number. I am having to explain things that no daughter should ever explain to their Spanish mother.

Could I not tell her what they mean or lie to her? Yes, but it is payback for making me suffer so much that I wish I was in Hull.

Honestly, she should have known better from the time she called me from work to ...

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HALLOWEEN AUDIO 🎃 Serial Killer Girlfriend Roleplay 🎃 Dating Red Flags: She’s Too Good With Knives 🎃 Closeness in Relationships Is Important; Especially When There’s a Blade Involved

  1. 🖤 The silence between us speaks more than words ever could. Why don't you scream, my love? Or is there a darker desire in your heart? 🤫 #SerialKisses #DarkWhispers
  2. 🔪 Fancy a dance with danger? Come closer... I promise to be gentle... unless you want it otherwise. 😉 #KillerTenderTouch #FearOrLove
  3. 😏 Realised something disturbing today. When you love deeply, even a serial killer can feel the fuzzies. But I prefer the sharp edges. #LoveVsMurder #KnifeSkills<...

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