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MONSTER GIRL MASH AUDIO 🎃 The Foodie Vampire 🎃 Tenderise Before You Appetise 🎃 [In a World of Fast Food, She’s the Gourmet Predator Looking for the Perfect Slow-Cooked Meal]

1. 🌒 When they say it's all about the chase, they weren't kidding! Oh, how you mortals are simply too predictable. #EasyPeasy 🦇
2. 🥀 "Tender" has a whole different meaning in my dictionary. A little dance, a little tease, and voilà! #TenderizedTreats
3. 🍷 Technology, darling! Dating apps are like Deliveroo, but for a vampire. Never thought I'd appreciate the digital age this much. #ModernVampire
4. 🎭 Roleplaying gone a bit too real, perhaps? What can I say...
   2023-10-04 23:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post

MONSTER GIRL MASH AUDIO 🎃 The Love-lorn Jealous Werewolf 🎃 Fur the Love of You 🎃 Discover the Depth of True Love, Where a Jealous Werewolf Decides the Best Way to a Heart Is Through Another’s Ribcage

1. 🌕🐺 Sometimes the heart wants what it shouldn't. I did what I had to for love. Why can't you see that? #JealousBeast #FullMoonThoughts

2. 🩸Blood and passion. That's what she made me feel. It might be messy, but it's true love, isn't it? #MoreThanItSeems

3. 😠🍖 She was just a meal, just a distraction. You, on the other hand, are everything. Why can't you see that? #HeartOverMeat

4. 🌒✨ Can...

Sound the Alarms! An Audio Wave is Forecasted for Tomorrow's Patreon Port! 🌊🎧

Ahoy shipmates! Ready your ears for a sound voyage tomorrow as we'll be dropping anchor with new audio tales on the Patreon harbour. Apologies for the calm, quiet seas of late, but by week's end, we'll have our sails full and be back on course. ⚓🎧

The Mortal's Guide to the Monster Girl Mash - The Hapless Smitten Angel

The Hapless Smitten Angel

Also Known As: The Flustered Feathery, Miss Blissful Blunder, Heaven's Clumsy Cupid

Habitat: Floating above mortals, accidentally setting fire to historical landmarks, and bad joke comedy clubs

Diet: Ambrosia, giggles, the sweet taste of embarrassment, and the odd stolen biscuit

Description:
The enthralling entries of "The Mortal's Guide to the Monster Girl...

Bliss the Angel 😇 Prepare for a Blissful Disaster as Your New Guardian Angel Thinks the Path to Saving Your Soul Is Paved With Bad Jokes 😇 Angel Roleplay

1. 🌟 Oh dear lovely mortals! Just got assigned to a new charge and I bungled the introduction! 😅🙈 #GuardianAngel #FirstImpressions #AngelBlunders
2. ✨ Caught myself talking about the shadows and naughtiness of Halloween... Need to focus on being a good angel! 🎃🚫 #NoToNaughtiness #Halloween #AngelDuties
3. 😇 Made a tiny mistake, but everyone's forgiven because, well, I'm an angel! Healing bones is a cakewalk for me! 💔➡️💖 #HealingPowers #AngelOnDuty ...
   2023-10-01 10:58:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Why Did I Think This Was a Good Idea?

I am four episodes into recording Midnight Orchid, and I have concerns. 

Midnight Orchid 😈 First Whispers of the Midnight Orchid 😈 Demon Roleplay

🥀 Ah, my darling mortals! 🖤 This #Halloween, why stay swaddled in innocence when you can dance in the intoxicating embrace of shadows with me, Midnight Orchid? 🌘 Unveil your desires, sway into the alluring darkness, and taste the forbidden as you've never dared before. 😈💋 #MidnightOrchid #EmbraceTheDarkness #TemptationCalls

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[F4A] Midnight Orchid: Whispers in the Darkness [Demon Roleplay][Temptation Calls][Halloween][Oh So Very Darling][Oh the Sweet Anti...

The Mortal's Guide to the Monster Girl Mash - The Possessive Dragon Girl

The Possessive Dragon Girl

Also Known As:

The Overzealous Scaled Suitor, Mistress of Fiery Fervour

Habitat:

Within the incandescent depths of a molten cavern, preferably laden with sparkles and a reluctant paramour.

Diet:

Highly dependent on embers, adulation, and a strict diet of unwavering devotion.

Description:

In the slightly singed pages of "The Mortals Guide to the Monster Girl Mash", let us unfurl the tale of the Possessive Drag...

MONSTER GIRL MASH AUDIO 🎃 Possessive Dragon Girl 🎃 Dragon You Into My Heart 🎃 Experience the “Safety” Within the Protective Embrace of a Possessive Dragon Girl, Where the Only Fear Is Her!

1. Just welcomed the shiniest treasure into my lair. They shine brighter than all the gold here. 😍✨ #ShinyNewPlaything
2. Another day spent admiring my precious gem. Who knew mortals could be so... mesmerising? 🐉💎 #LoveAtFirstSight
3. Offering my beloved all the luxury from my hoard. Velvet for days! Do you think they'll like it? 🤔💖 #OnlyTheBest
4. Caught my treasure sneaking glances at the exit. Silly thing, there's no place like home. 😏🔒 #NoEscape...
   2023-09-30 18:07:21 +0000 UTC View Post

The Mortal's Guide to the Monster Girl Mash - The Pathetic Hungry Vampire

The Pathetic Hungry Vampire

Also Known As: The Confused Night-Walker, Mistress of Moonburn Fear

Habitat: Doorsteps, under bright moons, anywhere but inside a human’s home

Diet: Allegedly blood, but largely unverified, strong affinity for tomato juice and “moonburn” paranoia

Description:

In the hallowed and humdrum pages of "The Mortals Guide to the Monster Girl Mash", we present the bewil...

MONSTER GIRL MASH AUDIO 🎃 Pathetic Hungry Vampire 🎃 A Midnight Snack-tastrophe 🎃 Behold a Vampire Who’s Less “Bite Your Neck” and More “Stumble Over Her Own Cape

1. 🦇 Just found a house 🏠. Feeling hopeful and starving. Why is hunting so hard? #VampireLife #SoHungry #HuntingTroubles 😫
2. Standing on the doorstep 🚪. Giving myself a pep talk. I am a charming, seductive vampire... probably. 💔 #SelfDoubt #HungryVampire #NeedBlood
3. Just asked to be let in because it's cold and my fangs... I mean teeth are chattering! ❄️ #Awkward #ColdVampire #LetMeInPlease
4. Panic mode! Told them I was in cosplay with fake fangs. W...
   2023-09-30 17:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post

PATREON EXCLUSIVE 💋 EROTIC AUDIO 💋 Who Knew That Little Sister of Your Best Friend Could Be So Naughty And Will You Be Able to Resist Temptation 💋 Sis-tuationship

[F4A] Sis-tuationship [Best Friend’s Little Sister Roleplay][Love Confession][Breaking the Rules][Playing Dirty][Love and Lust][Crossing the Line][Pinkie Promise][Can We or Can’t We?][Who Knew That Little Sister of Your Best Friend Could Be So Naughty And Will You Be Able to Resist Temptation]

PATREON EXCLUSIVE 💋 EROTIC AUDIO 💋 In the Heat of Attraction, a Co-worker Probes for an Answer, Desperate to Know if Your Desires Mirror Hers 💋 Desk-Ire: Office Attraction

[F4A] Desk-Ire: Office Attraction [Co-worker Roleplay][Chemistry][Breathe You In][Chemistry][Desire][Lustful Tension][Touch and Tease][Close Encounters][Office Kink][Stepping Closer][Anticipation][Writhing][Grinding][In the Heat of Attraction, a Co-worker Probes for an Answer, Desperate to Know if Your Desires Mirror Hers]

PATREON EXCLUSIVE 💋 EROTIC AUDIO 💋 When You Use Her Words Against Her, Your Girlfriend Decides to Just Say I Love You 💋 I Love You

[F4A] I Love You [Girlfriend Roleplay][Playful][Intimate][Breathy as Fuck][When You Use Her Words Against Her, Your Girlfriend Decides to Just Say I Love You]

PATREON EXCLUSIVE 💋 EROTIC AUDIO 💋 Can a Lap Dance Intervention Rekindle Desire, or Will Emails Continue to Be The Forbidden Third Wheel? 💋 Straddling the Line

[F4A] Straddling the Line [Girlfriend Roleplay][Relationship Intervention][Work Life Balance][Distraction Tactics][Working Too Hard][Missing You][Frustration][Workaholic Problems][Love vs. The Laptop][Playful][Can a Lap Dance Intervention Rekindle Desire, or Will Emails Continue to Be The Forbidden Third Wheel?]

A wild Orchid appears...

An update ramble which might be too transparent at the end, but fuck it.

SlytherIntoMyHeart Again - Second Take of the Emotion Support Hufflepuff Audio - Vocal Only

MY SECOND TRY AT BEING AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUFFLEPUFF, AND THIS TIME IT IS AN ADVENTURE!

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[F4A] Badgering the Snake: A Huffle-Chase! [Hufflepuff Roleplay][Slytherin Listener][Hufflepuff Hijinks][Slytherin Sneak][Hogwarts Hide and Seek][Cookie Crisis][Emotional Support Hufflepuff][Mrs Norris Nose Best][Elsie Escapades][Slytherin Evasion Tactics][Catnip Chaos][Badger Meets Snake][Hexs and Hugs][Utterly Smitten][Flustered][Hogwarts][Elsie and Her Slytherin][Putting t...

Snakin' It Personal: Draft Uno - First Take of the Emotion Support Hufflepuff Audio - Vocal Only

MY FIRST TAKE ON BEING AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUFFLEPUFF, AND WOW, Elsie apologises A LOT!

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[F4A] Badgering the Snake: A Huffle-Chase! [Hufflepuff Roleplay][Slytherin Listener][Hufflepuff Hijinks][Slytherin Sneak][Hogwarts Hide and Seek][Cookie Crisis][Emotional Support Hufflepuff][Mrs Norris Nose Best][Elsie Escapades][Slytherin Evasion Tactics][Catnip Chaos][Badger Meets Snake][Hexs and Hugs][Utterly Smitten][Flustered][Hogwarts][Elsie and Her Slytherin][Putting th...

Lil Rant

I hate the Patreon website and app on mobile. I can't type straight into it without it freaking out and copy and pasting from  other apps leads to weird paragraph cloning. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

This is why I prefer to record over write. *RANT MODE ENGAGED*

Desperately Seeking Orchid

Hey everyone!

Hope you're all doing well. I've got a cheeky confession: I've been a tad quiet here, but for good reason! I've been working on a whopping *31 episodes* of 'Midnight Orchid' for October. Just picture it: demon Midnight Orchid up against an angel who's armed with... cheesy jokes! Still thinking of a name for our angel, so suggestions are welcome.

Oh, and there's more. If you're into a bit of drama, I've been writing a three-part audio roleplay. Think: being kidnapped ...

ORCHID DOES NOT KNOW WHEN TO STOP

Wherein Orchid wins, loses, and then wins again all while having no idea what she is doing. 

Muppeting my way through a microphone test

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Almost bought a new microphone....

Instead I am changing my whole set up.

This will not end well.

PATREON EXCLUSIVE 🖤 Bellatrix Lestrange Roleplay 🖤 The Line Between Tormentor and Infatuated Lover Blurs as Bellatrix Reveals the Lengths She’s Gone to Ensnare Her Half-Blooded Enigma🖤 Lestrange and Deranged

How did you find yourself here, my little enigma? Was it fate? Or perhaps, just maybe, did a part of you want this? Crave this? Crave me?

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[F4A] Lestrange and Deranged  [Bellatrix Lastrange Roleplay][Batshit Insane][Half-Blood Listener][Twisted Love][Kidnapping][Obsession][Hidden Agendas][Protective Sadist][Death Eater’s Dilemma][Internal Conflict][Questionable Pet Names][Possessiveness][Serpent and Lamb][Dark][Hallowed Haf-Blood][Dark Desire][From Order to ...

PATREON EXCLUSIVE 🖤 Bellatrix Lestrange Roleplay 🖤 The Trees Stand Witness as Bellatrix’s Ancient Magic and Cunning Traps a Defiant Half-Blood 🖤 Pine-Ing for Half-Blood Secrets

You, a promising half-blood, find yourself lured into a dark, enigmatic wood by none other than the sinister Bellatrix Lestrange. With every shadow, every whisper, and the very ground you tread pulsating with dark magic, Bellatrix's voice guides, taunts, and enthrals you. Has the Order prepared you enough to resist her compelling call or will you become the latest prey in her web of enchantments?

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[F4A] Pine-Ing for Half-Blood Secrets [Bellatrix Lestrange Roleplay][Dark Forest]...

Audio Ideas That Didn’t Work Out - Unseen Girl

Some ideas become audios and some wander away and get lost. This one got lost somewhere while recording. Minimal editing, but I hope you like the idea.

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In the quiet corners of an old house, where shadows play tricks and whispers echo, an unseen presence yearns. The invisible girl, bound by a secret, watches and waits. For what? Only time, and the keenest of eyes, might ever tell.

The Trauma Is Real

Orchid is listening to...

Under the velvety glimmer of the lone spotlight, a petite silhouette appears on the vaudeville stage. As the haunting chords of "Devórame Otra Vez" echo through the grand theatre, she's transported back in time. Younger, innocent, she remembers joyfully singing that same song, the audience's applause ringing in her young ears, the world a simpler place. But tonight, the words strike differently; the mention of wet sheets and dreams awakens a harrowing realisation. The world spins as memories...

[Emotional Support Hufflepuff Programme - Day One Report]

Dear Advisory Council for Reassuring Slytherins and Ensuring Sympathy (A.C.R.S.E.S),

I hope this report finds you in the best of spirits and amid a plethora of snacks. Today marked the exciting initiation of my mission to be the designated Emotional Support Hufflepuff for my assigned Slytherin. What a day it has been!

My day commenced bright and early with an invigorating chase—er, I mean, enthusiastic search. I have always been a firm believer in the saying, "It's not about the...

Emotional Support Hufflepuff Roleplay 🦡 Between Bookshelf Barricades and Magical Decoys, a Slytherin Realises That Escaping the Charm of Their Emotional Support Hufflepuff Might Be a Task Too Great 🦡 Badgering the Snake: A Huffle-Chase!

This was recorded at three this morning, so that is a twelve hour and forty-five-minute turnaround. I cannot say that I am completely happy with it but....Elsie is alright with it.

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You're the first Slytherin that's made me feel all... fuzzy inside. Like a warm cookie!

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[F4A] Badgering the Snake: A Huffle-Chase! [Hufflepuff Roleplay][Slytherin Listener][Hufflepuff Hijinks][Slytherin Sneak][Hogwarts Hide and Seek][Cookie Crisis][Emotional...