I HAVE A DIMPLE!
2023 is turning out to be a year of self-discovery in the strangest way.
Also glitter.
2023-08-31 20:12:36 +0000 UTC View Post
2023 is turning out to be a year of self-discovery in the strangest way.
Also glitter.
2023-08-31 20:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostIt's not mischief if they do not wake up, she tells herself.
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[F4A] Heat Heist at Half-Past Midnight [Girlfriend Roleplay][Restless Night][Tempting Warmth][Stolen Heat][Caught in the Act][Breathy][In the Heart of the Night, Warmth Becomes the Ultimate Prize for a Mischievous Lover]
2023-08-31 16:17:43 +0000 UTC View PostAs the dust settles on the battlefield, a triumphant supervillain sees not just a vanquished foe, but a potential partner in her quest for dominance.
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[F4A] Delectably Defeated [Supervillain Roleplay][Superhero Listener][Victory Is Sweet][Power Dynamics][Rule the World][Love and Hate][Tension][Hero Down][The Aftermath][Blurred Lines][On Your Knees][The End or a New Beginning][Two Sides of the Same Coin][Gender Neu...
2023-08-31 15:54:33 +0000 UTC View PostA voice's sultry tones seduce listeners, inviting them to a game that is definitely not look but donβt touch.
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[F4A] Are You Game? [Listen and React][Tease and Play][Encouragement][Listen and Touch Yourself][Playful][A Sultry Invitation Into a Game Promises Pleasure, if Only One Dares to Listen and React]
2023-08-31 15:50:25 +0000 UTC View PostThat clock certainly had good timing.
2023-08-31 13:36:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe dichotomy of beast and man gets muddled as a betrayed werewolf confronts her underwhelming creator.
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[F4A] Woe-Wolf: Lamentations of the Bitten [Werewolf Roleplay][Monser Girl][Supernatural][Domesticated Beast][Fluffy Wolf][Werewolf Listen][Blood and Regret][The Curse of the Moon][Lunar Laments][Lonely Howls][Drunken Mistakes][the Beast Within][I Will Make You Wolfy][I Will Fix You][Gender Neutral][She Was Expecting a Monster, but Found a Wolf in a Jumper; The ...
2023-08-31 04:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe magnetic pull of a bold goth girl draws a reserved crush into her orbit.
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[F4A] Goth You Under My Skin [Goth Girl Roleplay][Flirting][Confident Girl][Shy Listener][All About That Blush][Forward Feelings][Playful Pursuit][Stalker Sweetheart][Avoidance to Adoration][Gender Neutral][In the Swirling Dance of Dark Eyeliner and Blushing Cheeks, a Bold Goth Girl Corners Her Evasive Beloved]
2023-08-31 03:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn a smothering night, a vampire's sinister game unfolds, reminding her prey of the deadly allure of beauty and the shadows that await.
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[F4A] Dusk Till Dawned-Upon [Vampire Roleplay][One Dark Night][Supernatural][Monster Girl][Pretty but Dumb][So Fucking Dumb][Beauty and the Beastly][Vampire Feeding][Darker Than the Night][Fear Keeps You Alive][Mortal Mistakes][Gender Neutral][Amidst the Oppressive Night, a Seemi...
2023-08-31 02:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe dots between innocent cuddles and hidden feelings start connecting, and love sneaks in.
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[F4A] From βJust Holding Handsβ to βHolding Onto Forever [Best Friend Roleplay][Best Friends or More][Oblivious in Love][Dating Revelation][Friends to Lovers][Love Out of Nowhere][Girlfriend Realisation][Caught by Surprise][Love Epiphany][In Love and Didnβt Know It][That Aha Moment][Holding Hands][Cuddling][The Last to Know][Gender Neutral][the Innocence of ...
2023-08-31 01:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostTwo best friends laugh, cry, and cringe as they process the romantic reality of their intertwined families.
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[F4A] Weβre All in This (Weirdly) Together [Best Friend Roleplay][From Best Friend to Surprise Sister][Itβs Official][Awkward Revelations][New Family Dynamics][What Just Happened][Hysteria][Gender Neutral][A Once Playful Speculation Becomes Reality When Two Best Mates Discover Their Parents Are in Love]
2023-08-31 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostA detective, consumed by the chase, becomes entangled in the seductive game of a cunning serial killer.
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{F4A] Knife to Meet You, Detective [Serial Killer Roleplay][Detective Listener][Dark Desires][Twisted Flirtation][Knifeplay][Catch Me if You Can][Edge of Danger][Roleplay or Reality][Stalking][Dangerous Games][Pulse Points][Cross the Line][Tension and Temptation Collide as a Detective Confronts a Serial Killerβs Hauntingly Enticing Provocations]
2023-08-31 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostEvery tick of the office clock amplifies the yearning.
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[F4A] Clocking In to Temptation [Girlfriend Roleplay][Office Romance][Office Kink][Office Tensions][Playful Teasing][Clocking in Desire][Workplace Romance][Pulse and Tense][Clench][on the Clock][Tension Rises Between Colleagues, and Itβs Not About Work]
2023-08-30 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This pulls at the heartstrings of my punk rock soul. Then I set something on fire because fire is pretty.
2023-08-28 03:15:09 +0000 UTC View PostARRIVING JUST UNDER THE WIRE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I5BGI1IGWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I5BGI1IGWo
Due to my chronic stupidity of not drinking enough water, my voice sounds really weird in this one. Hence it has been deemed an audio wreck and has been thrown on the bone pile.
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Why do you always know just how to push my buttons?
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[F4A] Hush Now, Weβre Playing [Girlfriend Roleplay][Sneaky Quickie][Be Quiet][Clandestine Encounters][Playful][Breathy][Teasing][Two Lovers Play a Risky Game of Hide-And-Seek at a Party, Testing the Boundaries of Discretion] 2023-08-27 18:49:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You're an open book, and I've read every chapter of you.
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[F4A] On Your Knees, if You Please [Soft Fdom][Submissive Listener][Tease and Please][Longing][Anticipation][Worship Me][On the Edge][Crawl to Me][Baited Breath][In This Game of Seduction, the Rules Are Simple: Wait, Want, and Yield]
2023-08-27 16:26:24 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Problems vs Orchid Bolshie Bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7XdC1WAiH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7XdC1WAiH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7XdC1WAiH8
2023-08-23 19:53:30 +0000 UTC View PostHello splendid patrons,
Sun's out, mics out! Tonightβs the night for our belated livestream, set to shine at 20:00 BST. We're diving into delightful discussions and perhaps a dollop of daftness, because I am pretty damn daft.
https://youtube.com/live/6Zum2sJ0wNU
With a heavy heart, I must relay that tonight's livestream won't be going forward as planned. My anxiety has played quite the uninvited guest today, and I simply can't bring myself to go live.With a heavy heart, I must relay that tonight's livestream won't be going forward as planned. My anxiety has played quite the uninvited guest today, and I simply can't bring myself to go live.
I genuinely apologise for the ridiculously short notice. I value your understanding and patienc...
2023-08-20 18:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post[Dark, echoing whispers filter through as we see the shadowed halls of Hogwarts, lit only by intermittent flashes of green.]
Narrator (deep, chilling voiceover): "In a castle as old as time, where darkness lurks in every corner..."
[Shot of a fierce Slytherin student, confidently striding through the dungeon corridor. Their very presence demands respect.]
Narrator: "There's one who stands above them all. Unyielding, unfeeling..."
[Cut to Elsie Happshine, tripping over ...
2023-08-13 22:46:46 +0000 UTC View Post[Opening with light, whimsical music. The iconic Hogwarts castle gleams under the sunlight.]
Narrator (warm voiceover): "In a school divided by houses, where rivalry and romance intertwine..."
[Clips of students laughing, Quidditch matches, and magical duels. A silhouette of the Slytherin student looking mysterious and cool.]
Narrator: "There's one Hufflepuff with a big heart and even bigger dreams..."
[Cut to Elsie Happshine, gazing dreamily at the Slytherin from afar...
2023-08-13 22:39:05 +0000 UTC View PostIntroducing... Elsie Happshine, at your service (whether you want it or not!)
Helloooo there, dear Slytherin! π
Surprise! Or perhaps... not so much. It's me, Elsie Happshine, your soon-to-be favourite Hufflepuff. It's really quite the honour β I've heard so much about you! Or... rather, I've observed... I mean, noticed. Ugh, let's start over.
Quick hits about me:
Your Definitely Not Sympathetic Guide to Navigating Those Fluffy Feelings
1. How Did We Get Here?
If you're even considering opening this leaflet, well, my friend, you're already in deep. And we find it rather amusing. Just saying.
2. Recognising the Symptoms:
Ever thought about that Hufflepuff smile a bit too much? Feeling strangely warm and tingly inside? Here's your handy checklist:
A Slytherin's Sardonic Guide to the (Un)Expected Feelings
Dear bewildered and possibly infatuated Slytherin,
The age-old question: are you in the throes of a tragic crush or merely suffering from that second helping of treacle tart? This leaflet is your (un)sympathetic guide to figuring it all out.
The (Not So) Definitive Checklist:
The Absolutely Essential Guide for the Highly Reluctant Slytherin Recipient
Introduction:
Firstly, hearty congratulations! Through no choice of your own, you're now the proud "beneficiary" of a shining, ever-cheery Emotional Support Hufflepuff. Fret not, dear Slytherin; this pamphlet is here to guide you through your newfound... fortune. Lucky you.
Why This Nonsense, Anyway?
Well, when the worldβ...
Hello fabulous patron,
Fancy a bit of a natter? Because tonight, the stars (and my microphone) have aligned for a "Chill Chat Livestream" at 20:00 BST. No fuss, just a relaxed chinwag and hopefully a few chuckles.
So brew up, put your feet up, and let's catch up.
Till then,
Orchid Audio