To: All Empire Employees
Subject: HR Department Disbanded in Freak Lightsaber Accident
It is with great sadness (and a hint of confusion) that we inform you of the tragic demise of the entire HR department. Apparently, someone (definitely not Lady Sith) left their lightsaber on, and, well, you can guess the rest.
Due to this unforeseen and completely accidental event, all recruitment efforts will be put on hold until we can figure out how to hire people without an HR departm...
2023-03-01 01:35:42 +0000 UTC
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To: All Empire HR Staff
Subject: Lady Sith's Tea-Slaughtering Habit
We regret to inform you that Lady Sith's latest Tea Slave has met an unfortunate end, bringing our current Tea Slave count down to zero (again). It seems that Lady Sith's tea-making demands have become so high that even the slightest mistake (or just being in the wrong place at the wrong time) can result in a swift and deadly punishment.
This has caused quite the dilemma for us in HR, as we're running out of...
2023-03-01 01:26:10 +0000 UTC
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(This is what I am doing instead of sleeping as my audio layers render)
CONTRACT FOR EMPIRE TEA SLAVE IN SERVICE TO LADY SITH
Congratulations on your decision to join the esteemed ranks of Empire Tea Slaves! Before you begin your career, we ask that you read and sign the following contract, which outlines the terms and conditions of your employment:
JOB DESCRIPTION:
As an Empire Tea Slave, you will be responsible for making tea, serving tea, and avoiding the wrath of L...
2023-03-01 01:17:56 +0000 UTC
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Attention tea enthusiasts, the Empire and Lady Sith are in search of a new Tea Slave to replace the dearly departed No. 14 – may they rest in pieces. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to serve the most powerful (and easily angered) Sith Lord in the galaxy, all while making tea!
As the Tea Slave, you'll be responsible for brewing, pouring, and serving tea to Lady Sith and her guests, all while walking the fine line between competence and being force-choked to death. You'll be pr...
2023-03-01 01:03:39 +0000 UTC
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Dear [Former Employee],
It is with great regret that we must inform you of your termination from the position of Tea Slave No. 14 with the Empire – following the unfortunate incident in which you burned Lady Sith with boiling water, we have no choice but to end both your employment and your life.
We understand that accidents happen, but unfortunately, in the Sith Empire, accidents have a tendency to result in executions (or worse). We hope you understand that we cannot risk havi...
2023-03-01 00:49:21 +0000 UTC
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Dear [Applicant],
Congratulations! Your application for the position of Tea Slave No. 14 with the Empire has been accepted – Lady Sith is eagerly anticipating meeting you, and by "eagerly anticipating" we mean "she's already sharpening her lightsaber, just in case."
As Tea Slave No. 14, you will be responsible for making tea, serving tea, and potentially even drinking tea (if you're lucky). Your tea-making skills will be put to the test, as Lady Sith demands nothing but the best...
2023-03-01 00:45:49 +0000 UTC
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ffectingI've decided that today is the day that I start breaking my Pepsi Max addiction because it's really a my voice.
Anyone have any advice for a muppet with an addiction.
2023-03-01 00:08:13 +0000 UTC
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The thrill of being able to take away everything that their superhero nemesis loves is a temptation that they cannot resist. While the hero may try to be noble, the supervillain embraces their darker impulses without hesitation.
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[F4A] I Will Have You [Supervillain Roleplay][I Am Going to Ruin You][I Am Wicked][Encouragement][Did I Say You Could Touch Me?][I Am Getting to You][The Superhero May Be the Safe Choice, but Her Nemesis Is the Thrilling One That You Canâ€...
2023-02-28 23:29:39 +0000 UTC
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You can hear the playful tone in her voice, and you know your girlfriend is up to something naughty; the way her voice curls around the words of the poem sends a shiver of desire down your spine.
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[F4A] I Like My Body When It Is With Your Body [Poetry][Calling You at Work][Sultry][Teasing][Girlfriend Roleplay][Your Girlfriend Needs You Help With Choosing a Poem for Her Non Existent Book Group]
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I Like My Body When It Is With Your
i...
2023-02-28 22:52:42 +0000 UTC
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She laughs softly, a sound that fills you with desire and longing, knowing just how much she's affecting you. And all this teasing is just because you know how to undo her so very well.
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[F4M] Just Say I’m Right [I Don’t Even Have to Touch You][So Quick to Deny It][So Slow to Remove the Blanket][Appreciation][Encouragement][Girlfriend Roleplay][Teasing You][You Undo Me So Easily, of Course There Is Going to Be Payback]
2023-02-28 22:16:40 +0000 UTC
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The mere thought of being your submissive, your good girl, ignites a fire within me, driving me to surrender completely. However, it is never that easy to be that nakedly honest.
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[F4M] Hard to Be Honest [Begging][Need][Want][F-Sub][If You Really Want Something, You Have to Be Willing to Ask For It]
2023-02-28 21:45:05 +0000 UTC
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You thought you finally had her cornered, but the elusive cat burglar known as "Cat" managed to slip through your fingers once again. But this time, things are different. You find yourself locked in a bank vault with her, surrounded by stacks of cash and glittering jewels. She lounges against a pile of gold bars, a diamond necklace glinting in her hand, and smirks as you approach. The tension between you is palpable, and before you know it, you're caught up in a dangerous game of seduction. S...
2023-02-27 19:40:50 +0000 UTC
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When it comes to office flirting, you and your co-worker don't hold back. For months, the printer and fax machine were witness to your very professional flirtation, but it's time to take things to the next level. Your co-worker suggests that you stop just flirting and start exploring your attraction to each other outside of work.
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[F4A] The Fax Machine Saw It All [Co-worker Roleplay][Flirting][Office Romance][Keep It Professional]{Sultry][Gender Neutral][After Mont...
2023-02-27 19:34:03 +0000 UTC
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The Sorcerer Supreme is in deep trouble, and your only hope is an unlikely hero - your own adorkable magical cloak. After a magical battle gone awry, you were rendered unconscious and found yourself teetering perilously on the edge of a floating rock. The only thing keeping you from falling to your death is the cloak's tenuous grip. But when you finally wake up, the cloak is faced with a whole new challenge - convincing the Sorcerer Supreme that everything is fine.
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2023-02-27 19:28:02 +0000 UTC
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That is all.
2023-02-24 23:10:48 +0000 UTC
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Here's an example of the audio glitches and why I have to re-edit from raw audio.
2023-02-24 18:40:13 +0000 UTC
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The Sith are known for their ruthless nature, and Lady Sith is no exception. Her latest apprentice has made a grave error, one that will have final and devastating consequences. Despite their pleas for mercy, Lady Sith remains resolute in her decision. As the apprentice faces their ultimate fate, they realise too late the true cost of disappointing their dark master. In the world of the Sith, there is no room for error and no second chances.
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[F4A] How Disa...
2023-02-24 18:31:08 +0000 UTC
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Orchid is in panic editing mode, fuelled by coffee and spite. This is the reedit of the first audio, and you get a bonus of 7 extra sith-full seconds. Again, I am so sorry for the issues.
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The Sith are known for their ruthless nature, and Lady Sith is no exception. Her latest apprentice has made a grave error, one that will have final and devastating consequences. Despite their pleas for mercy, Lady Sith remains resolute in her decision. As...
2023-02-24 17:59:37 +0000 UTC
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Are you ready to embark on a journey into the dark side? The Sith are calling, and they need your skills to bolster their ranks. As a member of their staff, you'll have the opportunity to work alongside the most powerful force users in the galaxy, contributing to their ambitious plans for dominance and control. From developing cutting-edge technology to strategising their next move, the possibilities are endless. So why not seize the chance to join their cause and become an integral part of t...
2023-02-24 15:17:52 +0000 UTC
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Orchid is in panic editing mode, fuelled by coffee and spite. This is the reedit of the first audio, and you get a bonus of 40 extra sith-full seconds. Again, I am so sorry for the issues.
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Are you ready to embark on a journey into the dark side? The Sith are calling, and they need your skills to bolster their ranks. As a member of their staff, you'll have the opportunity to work alongside the most powerful force users in the galaxy, contri...
2023-02-24 14:56:46 +0000 UTC
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It is just temporary, as I need to reedit them because there was a glitch that was somehow exacerbated by the render process. Please bear with me as I go back to the raw audio and try to fix it.
I am so sorry for the inconvenience.
2023-02-24 12:35:34 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to hell, where a short-statured demon and her diabolical human-hating brother find themselves in a competition for the throne. Shortie is determined to be bad and evil, but it quickly becomes apparent that she's anything but. Her cute horns and scary demon tail aren't fooling anyone, and she can't even reach the top shelf, where the next clue is located. Desperate and completely clueless, she resorts to summoning you, a mortal, to help her. However, as she fumbles and makes mistakes, ...
2023-02-20 17:01:36 +0000 UTC
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So this would be what you would call a last-minute change, but to make up for it, there is going to be an extra livestream this month. The new schedule for February is as follows:
CHILL CHAT LIVESTREAM - 15:00 GMT - 22/02/2023
CHILL CHAT LIVESTREAM - 20:00 GMT - 24/02/2023
AUDIO SUGGESTION LIVESTREAM - 20:00 GMT - 26/02/2023
AUDIO SUGGESTION LIVESTREAM - 20:00 GMT - 27/02/2023
2023-02-19 19:07:13 +0000 UTC
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Option 1.
Option2.
2023-02-18 21:32:17 +0000 UTC
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Don't underestimate my adorably evil nature just because I'm short!
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[F4A] Team Shortie [Demon Roleplay][Short and Cute Demon Roleplay][Supernatural][God Is My Grandad][Satan Is My Dad][Bob Is an Arsehole][Scavenger Hunt][Adorkable][Incompetence][Demon Horns With Demonic Evil Bows on Them][Why Didn’t I Just Summon a Stepladder?][Summoning a Human][What the Fudge Is an Oreo][Gender Neutral[The Most Adorable Demon in All of Hell Summons You to Assist Her in Reachin...
2023-02-18 21:20:32 +0000 UTC
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