that I made a few years ago. It started out pretty normal, I hopped on google and searched myself and some text from it.
Know what I found?
Everything I have posted here is on some shitty piracy site called kemono.cr, loaded with porn ads to boot.
If this was done by a bot, then shame on whoever wrote it.
If this was done by a person following me... I'd like to ask you a question. Why? Why would you do this? I already make almost all of my content available for fre...
2025-10-26 05:08:32 +0000 UTC
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time got away from me again teehee~ in all seriousness though, oops, sorry about that. in exchange ascendants are getting absolutely everything I've written up to the chapter I'm still currently writing. enjoy!
-Em
2025-07-28 12:55:32 +0000 UTC
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I dart sideways while loosing another pair of arrows – these ones normal, with steel tips – at the approaching horde of goblins. She’d thrown her pistol directly into the face of one of the green spearmen before letting out a sharp whistle and making a gesture over her head that we’d long since agreed on.
Left. Two targets. Attack.
I even know exactly which ones she means; she wants me to aim for the two attempting to flank Joy while the wolfman is engaged with the other f...
2025-07-28 12:50:00 +0000 UTC
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We’re still not making progress. Her and I, I mean… Sadie, and me.
I wish she wasn’t so dense, but I suppose it’s part of her charm… she seems so innocent at times, although I’ll admit that she’s changing. And not entirely for the better.
I know it’s whatever that evil god did to her though.
Malevolence? Really? Why now?
Why her?
…
Why not literally anyone else?
…
…
“Is something amiss, Miss Shaya?”
Flinchin...
2025-07-28 12:48:20 +0000 UTC
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Apparently that just means they can’t be fired.
Yeah, that’s it. That’s all. But I guess if some other instructor made a racket about a student, they’d at least face some scrutiny, probably from the headmaster himself.
Not that any of it matters. I don’t trust her one bit, but… wait, no that’s a much better idea. Instead of talking to my supposed patron - however I’d even do that - I could just ask Joy to do it!
“Nah, it’s not his problem. It’s...
2025-07-28 12:46:51 +0000 UTC
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Another morning, another chance to have a terrifying wakeup call from a terrifying monster of a maid, leading up to a terrifying bath where she stands by and watches me like prey, followed by a terrifying meal of whatever mystery food she’s provided for the day. Or rather, that the demon empress has provided… today it’s eggs from some kind of monster whose name I can’t pronounce, combined with sausage from the same creature for some reason. It seems kind of strange to combine the two,...
2025-07-28 12:44:57 +0000 UTC
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How dare they!?
I drift across the empty hallway - empty because of course it is, my classmates actually need sleep. I, however, as a superior being, do not.
And yet Headmaster Owyn, in his ‘wisdom’, failed to see my true potential and consigned me to this place.
A demon lord? Really? Me, a greater seraph? I’d stomp my feet if I either had them or needed to touch the ground to move!
I’ll show them though. I’ll show them all. They’ll see.
2025-07-28 12:39:00 +0000 UTC
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I suppose there could have been worse times to find out that anything my party members do, whether I’m present or not, can still cost me. Was that the point the demon empress was trying to make?
Yeah, that has to be it. She’s trying to make me see that even other people’s actions have consequences…
…
…I think. But I’m kind of dumb anyway and I’ll be the last person to deny it.
Yes, a dumb person in a frilly two-piece bathing suit, sitting on a blanket u...
2025-07-28 12:37:02 +0000 UTC
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I should have thought all of this through.
Well, at least much better than I have…
She’s right here in front of me. That weird lizard girl.
The one that…
Damn it all.
And I even went so far as to tell her I’d call her on her u-comm, without even thinking about how we’d talk. It’s not like she can see me through it or anything, and I know she doesn’t know our language.
I sigh and weakly smile at the young woman in front of me ...
2025-07-28 12:36:02 +0000 UTC
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I start the trek from the transport station toward my once temporary home near the large forest full of fae… what was it called again? I never really cared so I didn’t commit it to memory.
Grandma would probably be upset about that too, but I can’t bring myself to care. If she’s going to express the sentiment I’m not going to contradict her… we’re not family.
Whatever.
Anyway, I’d told mom and Lyra that they could just wait in the moveable dungeon and I’d o...
2025-07-28 12:33:17 +0000 UTC
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Academist.
Her Class is ‘Academist’. How ironic. I suppose that is why she’s always studying.
“Some kind of mage then?”
She nods. “Yes.”
I ponder for a moment.
…
…
“So what does that mean?”
And she sighs mightily and rubs the bridge of her nose… wait, why does this feel familiar?
“What do you do if you don’t know something?”
“Ask questions?” I offer.
Lyra gives me a deadpan stare. “<...
2025-07-28 12:30:56 +0000 UTC
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I don’t care, and neither does anybody else.
That’s the conclusion we reached, after an incredibly awkward half hour or whatever of just sitting there sipping tea.
Which was actually good, even though I don’t really like tea. I never did have a taste for it.
Okay, well, I guess Lyra cares, but that’s fine. She’s apparently the only “normal” person here, between the literal prince, allegedly evil hero, and the maid who could probably slaughter the whole...
2025-07-28 12:29:41 +0000 UTC
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I let out what is probably the biggest sigh of my life.
“What’s next then, huh? Is the god of, I don’t know, ridiculous circumstances or something just gonna waltz in the door behind you? Why do you all want to bother me of all people? I’m nobody! Just a random homeless half-eldra – or whatever the fuck I am now! Half-gorgon or something? None of this makes any sense! And besides, I’m pretty sure I’m homeless to begin with thanks to all this crap! All I wanted was...
2025-07-28 12:28:28 +0000 UTC
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Well, that was the worst night’s sleep ever. It certainly didn’t help that Alice simply stood in a corner as though waiting for me to need anything, anything at all…
Which I guess is exactly what she was doing.
One of her clones whisked away my school uniform while I was in the bath, instead providing my usual nightgown that she’d somehow managed to acquire… I thought Alice said she couldn’t leave the dungeon for long?
And the bath itself?
HUGE.
2025-07-28 12:26:51 +0000 UTC
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Of course, my first instinct is to flee. Anyone would! The aura alone of that thing could probably kill children!
(Stay. Safe.)
…And then I skid to a halt.
…
The terrifying maid simply turns to face me and continues to curtsey, although I can see the faintest hint of frustration on her brow.
…
…
When did I start to trust Olive this much, and why?
(Compulsion. Must help.)
Ah. Then why do I just assume it’s there?
My...
2025-07-28 12:25:32 +0000 UTC
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“Wait, like not at all? Then how have we been talking even this much?”
“Well,” my mother says, “she does know a few dozen words, but it’s either because they’re loan words that eldra common picked up over the centuries or things she specifically looked up to talk to you.”
For some reason she smirks at the last part but I ignore her and instead simply say, “Huh.”
She decides to strike up a conversation with Lyra – or at least make the attempt, considering my r...
2025-07-26 11:14:08 +0000 UTC
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here have words
2025-06-04 12:40:30 +0000 UTC
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“Hi Shaya, what’s up?”
“Ahm… ah, ‘hello’.”
…
Well, this is something we didn’t anticipate, but in hindsight we absolutely should have. Speaking via body language doesn’t translate well over an audio-only connection… we’ll have to find a better way I guess.
Another awkward minute of barely communicating later, we end our u-comm call.
A very awkward minute.
I’m going to bother mom about that later. Maybe she knows a trick ...
2025-06-04 12:39:52 +0000 UTC
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Shining in the center of the storm the demon empress rises to float in the air, wind whipping at its ruined robes as the walls just… fall away. The assembly hall’s ceiling overhead is suddenly replaced by a sky of multicolored stars, flaring brilliantly as the moon silently watches from far closer than it probably should.
“This is my world, children. The seat of my power, where I train my subordinates and kin.”
And then a grating, burning voice tears at our minds,...
2025-06-04 12:38:37 +0000 UTC
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I open the door to my new dorm, where I’m going to spend two thirds of my life for the next however many years and…
Well. I’d say I’m disappointed, but I actually did expect this from what I’d been told. I’m surprised it didn’t come with a new pair of shoes.
Although I’d thought the desk layout might have been a bit less… cramped. Sure, there’s the bunk beds, but with the study surfaces facing away from them there’s barely two feet to pull out the chairs, and...
2025-06-04 12:37:08 +0000 UTC
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“So it’s more like this, then?”
I strain my wrist and my focus, trying to reproduce the hand sign Shaya is showing me… and failing too, from the look on her face.
I’m not sure why, but she decided at some point that I needed to learn ‘the cant’ as mother calls it – the hand sign whatever language the forest elves use instead of talking most of the time.
Not that I’m a particularly able student. I’ll be the first to admit that despite maybe a litt...
2025-06-04 12:35:55 +0000 UTC
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And there we go!
I sit up sharply in my bedroll, nearly knocking Olive to the hard floor. She catches herself deftly and whines a complaint, but it doesn’t stop me from scratching behind her ears.
After all… today is a big day! Why? Well, because I’m level five now, of course! I’m not going to wait another second.
[Status]
[Name: Ravona]
[Race: Gorgon (Least)]
[System Type: A – Level 5 –...
2025-06-04 12:34:13 +0000 UTC
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There isn’t even time for the door to close behind us before the challenge in front of us bellows its battle cry, incensed at us invading its territory.
[Kobold Chieftain – Level 8]
Only twice my level… not too bad, I can handle this.
…I can definitely handle this…?
Right?
I stay front and center to try to hold their attention while Gattas’ support magic starts to bolster my endurance and shout, “Hey ugly, right here!” for dramati...
2025-04-29 18:30:50 +0000 UTC
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Three days later, she came home. Well, if you want to call this place home…
We don’t really have one right now. What a strange feeling.
“Sure, appreciate.”
My mom’s cousin wordlessly nods back to her. I, of course, have no idea what’s happening; I’ve been tuning out their conversation entirely. Well, if you can call it a conversation. It’s really just her and our host subtly gesturing, maybe saying two or three words…
And then mom turns to me. “I’...
2025-04-29 18:29:45 +0000 UTC
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“Good morning, Tristan.”
“Yes, good morning, Sidra,” my mother’s cousin answers.
I knew grandma hated me and held a grudge against my mother for fleeing her arranged marriage, even to the point of suggesting she’d gotten pregnant specifically as an excuse… what I hadn’t expected was that it was to the extent that she wouldn’t even let us borrow the guest yurt I know for a fact is empty, leaving us to fend for ourselves.
She’s just a traditionalis...
2025-04-29 18:28:31 +0000 UTC
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“Ouch,” I groan as I pull myself from bed.
With all the healing or whatever that the resurrection pads do, you’d think they’d take care of this, but no. All the aches and pains, and even bruises in place of where I’d been injured… it’s all there, and stretching only does so much.
Well, it certainly doesn’t help getting dressed, that’s for sure. I promised mom I’d keep going to school until I graduated, even though I’ve already got what I need to be self-sus...
2025-04-29 18:27:03 +0000 UTC
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Yes, it's another chapter drop. Enjoy!
2025-03-06 13:38:29 +0000 UTC
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‘Sadie,’ then?
I mutter quietly to myself, still trying to work out what exactly is happening. Did the ancient monster reincarnate or something? My u-comm says she’s a gorgon, but he sure doesn’t look like a gorgon…
The young girl mows through another small group of low-leveled monsters while I ruminate. This starter dungeon is easy enough for new adventurers to clear if they bother to form a party. I wonder why the old man suggested us as men...
2025-03-06 13:37:17 +0000 UTC
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“So what’s it like?”
“Hm? What’s what like?”
Judy leans in closer. “You know, being an ascendant!”
And it’s not just her, actually. Even though she’s the only one of my classmates hanging over my desk right up in my face… and I suppose she’s kind of sort of my friend, technically… I can feel the others listening. Watching.
I’m not used to being the center of attention, and I kind of don’t like it.
“It’s uh. I don’t know? I’m ...
2025-03-06 13:36:16 +0000 UTC
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I stare in shock.
The morning had come quickly, no thanks to another… uh. Night visitation?
Dream invasion?
I don’t even know what to call it, but…
“Mom?”
“What is it sweetie?” she asks, sitting at the dining room table sipping her hot caffeine, something she only seems to do if she slept badly the night before… On the bright side, at least she doesn’t seem cranky. Not today.
I hesitate, but decide to continue anyway. “It, um. It happene...
2025-03-06 13:35:12 +0000 UTC
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