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[Tier 2] Stray Kids [INTRO "Clé : LEVANTER"]

And here it is - the Levanter intro video.

Lots to digest, not enough space to actually write em down.

So instead, we'll let our video-selves to talk, and just say - we love SKZ for they love us like no other groups. They are truly a loving group with kind, warm hearts, and just great people in general.

 

Next up is Go Live intro, which we are particularly excited to check out because that'll be the first intro we watch BEFORE listening to the songs - an actual i...

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[Tier 2] ATEEZ - Empty Box (Lyrics + MusicCore Performance)

As usual, we're reacting to two versions of this track from the latest ATEEZ album, and we are STILL not satisfied :D WE NEED MORE.

Golden Hour unironically is slowly becoming my (d'Some) number #1 album from ATEEZ and we're not even done with it - an early call? Yes. But a call worth risking? Hell yes.

Weirdly didn't get into music enough, but we do talk a lot about live mix, pitch correction, stage sound, and a lot of other interesting music-related topics so we hope you'll have...

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[Tier 3] Wanteez Ep. 14-15 - Glossy Chrome Sausage

If I had to describe these episodes in color...probably somewhere between Coquelicot and Amaranth...yes yes....who the f ever says Gloss Chrome Silver as their favourite color if not Seonghwa.

Saying this episode made us laugh is a disgustingly huge understatement because we still laugh about this one from time to time XD.

Ah how does Wanteez just get better and better.

We really hope you're having fun with us because this is what we live for nowadays when we want to laugh. ...

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[Tier 3] SKZ - Go Live & God's Menu (Studio Choom & Dance Practice)

THREE Videos in one, because that's how good this is.

Welcome everyone. We've made it. It's Go-Live time. Finally.

Where it all began basically. God's Menu was our second SKZ video. SECOND.

So boom, Go Live lyrics video to make that unexpected connection to Tortoise and the Hare, which is another infamous track that we reacted to in our earlier days, and the original plan was to just react to the Studio Choom version - until we realized we NEVER saw the dance for this song.<...

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Early Access: SKZ Seungmin - 그렇게 있어줘 (Sandeul)

Here's our reaction to SKZ Seungmin's cover of Sandeul's 'Stay As You Are'! :D

Enjoy <3

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Early Access: TXT - I'll See You There Tomorrow (Performance 37)

Here's our reaction to TXT's I'll See You There Tomorrow (Performance 37 video)!

:D We love this one the most in this album we think.

Enjoy <3 

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[Tier 3] SKZ CODE - Ep. 35 & 36|Time Out #1 MT Part 3 & 4

The camera was off. They were chillin. Drinking. Chatting. Relaxing.

Slept in, woke up late, took some photos, played futsal. What more could we ask for?

This was the perfect getaway for SKZ - a time of self-reflection and healing with good company.

:') We were living care-free vicariously through SKZ for the past 4 episodes, and it felt good - not just the vicarious part, but the fact that SKZ actually got to relax for one second, finally,

Also how do they look...

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[Tier 3] ATEEZ - 질풍가도 (Immortal Songs)

WHAT A COVER.

This is a legendary track in Korea - a track that pretty much everyone knows.

Firstly, it was featured as an OST for an animation, but more importantly, because a ton of cheerleading teams used this track on live sport events and it got traction among the general public.

Sadly, not many people knew who the singer was because the original singer - 유정석 - had awful personal struggles that forced him to stop his singing career. If you're interested, I'll ex...

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[Tier 2] ATEEZ - Work (MV + Music Bank Performance)

Here's our reaction to ATEEZ's Work, the title track for their latest album :D

This video is like over 20 minutes long so we'll let the video speak for itself XD

but long story short, beyond invested, and obsessed with their tracks this time around.

LOVE it.

Enjoy <3

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Early Access: Xdinary Heroes - Enemy

Here's our reaction to Xdinary Heroes' Enemy! :D

Enjoy <3

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Early Access: Aespa - Supernova (MV)

Here's our reaction to aespa's Supernova! :D

Could not see a THING in advance. What a ride.

Enjoy <3

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[Tier 2] Stray Kids [INTRO "Clé 2 : Yellow Wood"]

머리. 아프. 다!!!

A short but impactful intro, just like the album itself. Road Not Taken, Side Effects, and TMT.

We're getting close to Levanter, and of course, the Go/In Live albums - which we'll see what we can do as we haven't reacted to the album in full yet - and Yellow Wood intro was very much a bridge we needed for those subsequent albums (esp since we are from the future I guess).

As usual, seeing SKZ members (and always, esp. Bang Chan) excited about the album...

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Early Access: SKZ Changbin - Cypher

Here's our reaction to SKZ Changbin's Cypher! :D

Enjoy <3

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[Tier 3] WANTEEZ Ep. 12-13 - 90s be bouncy w ATEEZ

Madddd respect for the new format seriously.

Especially because they've essentially abandoned (altogether) the format of staff and crew participating to create the show (asking questions, making comments, or telling them what to do next behind the camera, etc.).

Of course, there's the script for the two MCs and shows be shows that way with INCREDIBLE amount of preplanning from the producer/staff, BUT they did an awesome job at making it seem natural, and also actually relying hea...

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[Tier 3] SKZ - Hello Stranger (MV)

Was this another one of your tricks. Were y'all hiding this song from us till now? Trying hard not to hype it up so you can see us suffer?

Broken record here, but we do not go into idol songs made as OSTs thinking it'll be epic. We just don't. And yes, that applies to SKZ too, no exception. Except SKZ OSTs went hard every single time. In a way, that's great right - because we can then be REALLLY surprised.

But damn it it's not good for our health. We gon die young, I swear.

<...

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Early Access: ATEEZ - Golden Hour + Blind

Here's our reaction to ATEEZ's Golden Hour & Blind, the first two tracks from their latest album.

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN :D This album be special. VERY special.

Enjoy <3

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[Tier 3] SKZ CODE - Ep. 33 & 34|Time Out #1 MT Part 1 & 2

TIME OUT.

SKZ BE TOO CUTE IN THIS.

This is SKZ Code episode 33-34, the first two parts of Time Out, where we see SKZ members go insane children mode again XD and who doesn't want that?!

(Jokes aside, that arcade basement is heaven. Can't blame SKZ members for their excitement)

As usual, we hope you enjoy this episode with us :D and how great Lee Know looks with his long hair. Let us know if you have any questions :)

Love <3

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[Tier 3] ATEEZ - So You Cover (Jongho) (Immortal Songs)

OH MY DEAR GOD.

WHAT IS THIS TREASURE. MY ROBOT TEDDY BEAR POLITICIAN PSYCHO KILLER SEXY JONGHO.

YOU SING LIKE AN ANGEL.

But we all knew that. Or did we.

We talk for a surprisingly long time in this one so we won't talk much here, except to drop the links as promised. Let us know what you thought about this cover, which part was your favourite, and how many crimes you would commit to see Jongho sing this song live right in front of you. (the answer is infinite. Infini...

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Early Access: The Rose - Definition of ugly is

Here's our reaction to The Rose's Definition of ugly is, Vevo Live Performance version.

Seriously, this song made us love The Rose ...maybe a good 4~5 times more than before.

No joke. Amazing song - absolutely loved it. We need more. NOW.

Enjoy <3

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Early Access: SKZ Han & Seungmin - Congratulations (Day6 Cover)

Here's our reaction to SKZ Han and Seungmin's cover of Day6 song, Congratulations.

Beaaaauuutiful synergy :D

Enjoy <3

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Early Access: Woodz - Dirt On My Leather

Here's our reaction to Woodz' Dirt on my Leather! :D

Enjoy <3

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Early Access: ATEEZ - Golden Hour Preview

Here's our reaction to ATEEZ's Golden Hour Part 1 Preview Video :D

SOOO Excited for this drop!!!!!!!

Enjoy <3

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[Tier 2] Stray Kids [INTRO "Clé 1 : MIROH"]

We have reached the point of no return.

Before everyone screamed Levanter, there was Miroh for us.

Yes, this is Miroh, the album that broke us all.

Seriously though, this album is such an iconic album for SKZ not just as an audience, but probably for SKZ themselves as well - this is what started the SKZ sound in our opinion, and probably the first big transition in style, departing from the I Am series and starting something new. It's also just got the most number of hype t...

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[Tier 2] SKZ Seungmin - Start Over / You Were Beautiful Cover

Here's our reaction to SKZ Seungmin's cover of Gaho's Start Over (Itaewon Class OST) and Day6's You Were Beautiful (예뻤어).

We love SKZ Player, and how following it in chronological order got us from dance cover marathon to vocal covers. :') So good.

And as we always say, Seungmin's vocal skills are crazy underrated.

We love you Seungmin. You ARE beautiful. :D

Enjoy <3

EDIT: There were some unknown audio issues in this video (we foun...

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[Tier 3] Wanteez Ep. 11 - Wordplay Battle of the Century

First off, Wanteez team being an absolute boss for doing their own subtitles (99% sure about this) because the sub quality has quadrupled starting from Season 2.

Lots of thought-to-thought (paraphrasing) translations instead of metaphrasing, and for the most part, they're doing an incredible job and conveying the meanings properly.

Unfortunately, even with that, most of Wanteez comedy are extremely Korean, so it's near impossible to explain everything on screen - which is where we...

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[Tier 3] SKZ CODE - Ep. 31 & 32|I'm an Idol Celebrating His 5th Debut Anniversary!?

What an unexpectedly moving episode this was. The ending was everything :') and we didn't see it coming at all.

As it kicked off with a clever escape room theme with SKZ, and them recovering memories, looking back at everything they've done, we knew that this would be a meaningful replay of their days as SKZ (it was an anniversary episode, after all), but the twist started to happen once they got out of the room.

We thought the episode would end with them escaping, perhaps by then...

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Early Access: TXT - Deja Vu (Anemoia Remix)

Here's our reaction to TXT's Deja Vu (Anemoia Remix), a remix we wanted to get to from day 1 because it sounded soooooo goood.

And it was.

It really was.

Enjoy <3

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[Tier 3] SKZ - Slump (Eng ver. + Nagoya Dome Tour)

We are backkkk with another SLUMP!

It took awhile since the footage from this day (as you may have seen from our ATEEZ Nillili Mambo + Fanstastic Baby video) was corrupted and I've been trying to get it back (but to no avail).

But hey, like last time, you'll at least see Han-C, and some photos to replace D'some, so all should be good :)

On a separate note, THE ENGLISH VERSION IS SOOOOOOO GOOD. Probably one of the best Eng versions from SKZ that we've checked out, hands down...

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Early Access: Xdinary Heroes - Pluto

Here's our reaction to Xdinary Heroes' Pluto.

THIS WAS GOOD.

VERY GOOD.

Enjoy <3

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[Tier 2] SKZ - Hyunjin's AOTM Making Film

Soooo....this was kinda different, wasn't it :)

After the serious discussion we had about creating art and being an artist (watching Wooyoung's ATOM behind), well, Hyunjin's making film got us talking about...Hyunjin...yeh.

Very different in tone, mostly because of how Hyunjin constantly seduced us with self-cams every chance he got, but still the same exhausting process for the performer that made us feel tired just watching.

Jokes aside, this was another excellent video th...

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