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[Tier 3] SEVENTEEN - Fast Pace (Lyrics + Diamond Edge + Power of Love)

OKAY FINE. This was STUPID good, with one of the BEST performance vids we've seen from SVT thus far XD

Yup. You know which one we're talking about. POWER OF LOVE.

But in all honesty, ALL versions were incredible in their own right.

The original had that funky Primary/JYP sound that we've never heard from SVT before, at least so far in our journey; the Diamond Edge performance with the guitar-oriented arrangement made things more seductive, resentful, and sexyyyyyy :D; and ...

[Tier 3] ATEEZ (Seonghwa) - [Guerrilla Log] Meet & Greet with DPR IAN

Another surprise drop for y'all! :D
It's Seonghwa meeting DPR IAN (finally) and fanboying for 20 minutes straight XD

Is this real? Is it not AI? How are these two actually in the same frame, having a conversation and falling in love with each other? It's a good day to be fans of both :D

You know what's up.

It's as simple as it gets.

Let's see our chrome silver Seonghwa meet the blueberry hating DPR IAN and just smile like a proud parent XDXD and we'll be back with ...

[Tier 3] Going Seventeen 2020 EP. 25, 26 | THE 8 and the 12 Shadows

The8 is here with a ridiculous idea (a very The8 idea as well at first) that the staffs took and made into an even more ridiculous idea....and it's only gon work perfectly with SVT cuz XD that's just how they roll. I mean, shoutout to the team for giving the concept a bit of a twist so that it can actually become a full episode XD but yeh, amazing.

As usual, we'll keep this section for extra explanations :D Let's get it:

~8:58 - The og CC here is closer to a literal translation, a...

Early Access: 2 Kids Room 2025 Ep. 6 Changbin X Hyunjin

Here's our reaction to SKZ 2 Kids Room 2025 Ep. 6 with Changbin and Hyunjin.

Our favourite couple is here :D

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] SVT - Mingyu & S.Coups on Salon Drip2 Ep. 109

The LATEST Salon Drip episode featuring SVT members is HERE :D
Hype Vibes indeed, we got S Coups and Mingyu in the house!

Weirdly ended up talking more about the Sleepy expression debate, but that just shows how many fun K-related stuff there were in this episode for us to elaborate on and explain to you all :) which is great.

Like we said a vid or two ago, we're going to react to Sana's Fridge Interview next, but if you do have a different suggestion, let us know and we may wa...

Early Access: BABYMONSTER - Supa Dupa Luv

Here's our reaction to BABYMONSTER's Supa Dupa Luv!

WILD album (speaking of, Wild is the next and last track :D)

[Tier 3] ATEEZ - 'Lemon Drop' Recording Behind

You already know that we're gon have a LOT of fun discussions with a "RECORDING BEHIND" video :D

Recording behind vids are quite rare, since we usually get an MV making film, or at best, production behind. So when we saw that they got a recording behind video for Lemon Drop, we HAD to react to it and talk about things :)

And shoutout to Emma XD

Apart from that, like we say in the video, we're likely going to drop something else fun very soon before the week is over, so look...

Early Access: NMIXX - Phoenix

Here's our reaction to NMIXX's Phoenix

This album is KILLING us. :')

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] SKZ - Fairytale (Lyrics + Vertical MV)

Absolutely heartbreaking and also extremely cute. We are VERY confused right now with the two vids we watched XDXDXD

But in all seriousness, this was another incredible track. Nothing too complex or insane from the chords like Call had, but it did have a number of surprising twists in the structure and the sound itself, so get ready for another epic adventure time XD

Next up, as you all know, is Your Eyes, where we'll be reacting to both the MV and SKZ members reacting to the MV. ...

[Tier 3] The Game Caterers X JYP 1-2 | JYP Scouts Go Wild

STILL one of the most iconic events of 2025. No competition.

JYP WITH GAME CATERERS 1-2 EVERYONE.

We read your comments. We had fun reading them. Not all will be reflected here cuz we reacted to this before some of your more recent comments, but THANK YOU for letting us know about the connection between SKZ and NiziU, as well as about your review of the show and what your favourite parts were without spoiling too much :D

Everybody was charming in their own ways, hilarious in...

SKZ - DO IT Mashup Video

LESS THAN TWO WEEKS PEOPLE.

LESS THAN TWO WEEKS.

Early Access: SKZ Talker Go! S5E17 San Francisco

Here's our reaction to SKZ Talker Go! S5E16, SF! :)

This one was DIFFERENT :D

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] ATEEZ - Sunrise (Official Audio + Atmospheric Mix by SPACECOWBOY)

We gon say this until the world changes. This album needs more LOVE.

With that out of the way, let's talk about Sunrise for a second. Cuz before we even get to the remix track, Sunrise is already a track that is very much NOT Ateez in many ways, and therefore, already stands out as something VERY different and new. So for us to have a remix version that hits THIS hard to a track like Sunrise was....just....yeh.

One of the best remix tracks from Ateez.

With that, we got the l...

[Tier 3] SEVENTEEN - Lean on Me (Lyrics + VLive + Super Concert in HK)

SOMEHOW this album KEEPS outdoing itself.

We even knew that Lean on Me would be a proper b-side track, and still, there were enough surprises that it ended up being more than it seems at first glance. IDK. It's hard to explain. It's not like the tracks are over the top crazy or anything. It SEEMS normal, but not when you look into it (I mean, which goes for all SVT tracks, but more so for this album XD).

Anyways, we loved it. Again. That's what's up. :D

The Super Concert cli...

[Tier 3] Going Seventeen 2020 EP. 23, 24 | Ad-lib : Seventeen's Got Talent

You weren't lying. This is a legendary episode XDXDXD

Before we forget, we gotta ask here too: who was YOUR MVP? Who won?! :D

Now, SO much stuff for us to explain as well in this one, so pay close attention to the CCs and our explanations here and there :D We'll let the vid speak for itself this time!

And therefore, some extra explanations for your viewing pleasure :)

~6:54 - The punchline actually comes later for this one, where JH basically tells Hoshi to say a word ...

Early Access: Xdinary Heroes - ICU

Here's our reaction to Xdinary Heroes' ICU!

One of their best yet!!! :D

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] SVT - 17 Project Ep. 1

A new beginning.

We're going back in time with you all to see how SVT was born.

Are you all excited? Because we very much are. It's always special to see a predebut show of a group, but especially when we're at where we are with SVT—a bit of knowledge, but not too extensively—so this is going to be extra special :D

There WERE a lot of missing captions, as well as wrong translations, but I didn't focus too much on translating or correcting every single thing since they we...

[Tier 3] SKZ CODE - Ep. 81｜CEREMONY Hair Salon #1

MISSED ME? SKZCODE IS BACK.

We weren't lying when we said that everything SKZ will be resumed :D
We felt the same way with BCXHAN 2 Kids Room episode, but we've picked such a perfect spot to pause and take a break cuz THIS episode was ONE OF A KIND XD

Not only was it one of the best SKZCODE episodes ever, but it was also the most different in format, so....yeh! Glad we're back with a strong start here :D

You know the drill. The video speaks louder than these words, so I'l...

[Tier 3] ATEEZ - 7th Anniversary Special Show | Together Through It All 777

Y'all recommended it, and so we reacted to it :D cuz we trust your taste, and yup, it was great just as expected! :)

7TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL SHOW everyone! :D

Let's start off by saying, CONGRATULATIONS ATEEZ & ATINYS.

Now, tons of references that are not translation-related, but rather context heavy as they are parodying a very popular show from the early 2000s, but YO. Ateez members have been going hard with the latest contents, starting with Crime Scene parody and now...

[Tier 3] SKZ - Circus (HS React to HS)

We're BACK with HS react to series, which is arguably one of the most loved series of the Sausage world XD

Normally we choose a vid that's worth doing a HS react to series for, but this one wasn't chosen on that basis, so we were half worried it would be neither informative nor funny, but....as it goes with HS, things just spiral out of control and somehow become weirdly uncomfortable, funny, and somewhat informative all at the same time.

So....enjoy XD

Next up is Fairytale,...

Early Access: SVT - S.Coups X Mingyu's For You

Here's our reaction to SVT CXM's For You! :D

This album is seriously a VIBE.

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] The Game Caterers X JYP 1-1 | Let's Warm Up with Some Basic Dance Moves

This is probably one of the most iconic events of 2025. Seriously.

JYP WITH GAME CATERERS. WHAT.

The world is ending soon probably, seeing how things are going nowadays with SKZ's new comeback in November, and this, of course.

If you don't know how rare it is to not only see NaPD with anything JYP, but also ALL JYP ARTISTS IN ONE PLACE LIKE THIS, you really don't get how much of a parallel universe shit this is like for us.

SO WE SHALL BE EXCITED. BE HYPED. BE GRATEFU...

[Tier 3] ATEEZ - Wonderland (MV + SEAN OH's Skrt Mix)

HOW do they keep successfully remixing tracks that are impossible to remix?!!!!

And with a title like SKRT MIX.

SEAN WHAT YOU DOIN.

ALSO SHOUTOUT TO THE LYRICS VID CREATOR CUZ IT BE FIRE AS WELL.

Not gon go on shouting at you through the screen XD

Let the video roll because this one was (again) amazing. Whatever they're doing with Sunrise and Star 1117, we're ready to bow down and surrender to the two INCREDIBLE Japanese albums.

We know that there are a lo...

[Tier 3] SEVENTEEN - Highlight (MV + KCON 2019 LA + 2018 Ideal Cut + Choreography Video)

OKAY. YOU WIN. GoSe album IS a masterpiece.

Were in doubt cuz of Love & Letter, but...yeh, we concede XD

Beautiful and Boom Boom should've been enough to persuade us, but we were stubborn. So came Highlight, and that's where we admitted defeat and surrendered to this album. In short, this was an amazing track, AGAIN.

And boy was the OT13 version spectacular. We say it in the vid too, but it's really rare to see a subunit track that works JUST as well (or arguably more ...

[Tier 3] Going Seventeen 2020 EP. 21, 22 | Four Wheeled Rider

We've said it many times before, but we SINCERELY mean it when we say this was a PLEASANT FREAKN SURPRISE :D cuz we REALLLLY didn't think that this episode was going to be THIS fun. But it was. Because it's GoSe.

Somehow, they keep topping themselves every episode. Gosh, what are we gon do now that our standards are this high XD But then again, we already know that SVT's Got Talent is gon destroy XD XD so...yeh.

Okay, the usual stuff :)

~8:18 - when it says that Mingyu hate...

[Tier 3] SVT - Hoshi & Woozi on Salon Drip2 Ep. 86

Everyone get yo umbrella cuz it's Howoo time!!!

:D We're back with yet another Salon Drip episode, and this one almost feels like a fate because we've coincidentally been checking out a lot more of Woozi and Hoshi contents as of late, and to see them together in this wonderful show is just a blessing :')

As always, we had lots of fun with this one, and added our own captions, etc. to help YOU out, but if you have more questions, feel free to ask in the comments :) and IF you want ...

[Tier 3] ATEEZ - Lemon Drop Martini

THIS WAS INCREDIBLE.

Maybe it was because we went in completely blind and it happened to be based around a show we both really love, but THIS was peak Ateez content :D Not related to the comeback in any way, but still necessary XDXD THANK YOU for suggesting this one.

We've explained enough about the og show as well as other things said in the episode, but if you have any other questions about anything, please feel free to ask us and we'll help you out :) Oh and just to point out o...

[Tier 3] SKZ - Scars & Call (Dance Practice, MelodiX Performance, Halloween Relay Dance, Vertical MV)

OKAY LISTEN UP. PART 2 OF SCARS AND CALL SO WE CAN CHECK OUT MORE STUFF. AND THIS WENT EVEN CRAZIER SO BRACE YOURSELVES.

First, Call vertical MV cuz we need to.

Then, Scars Dance Practice (which went TOO hard for what it is), as well as the MelodiX Special Performance (cuz it's sick) AND Halloween Relay Dance (cuz this one is ACTUALLY hilarious).

So LOTS to go through, with LOTS of pain and suffering because we can't handle this much heat, and we end up going crazy.

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[Tier 3] Stray Kids (Felix & Changbin) - Salon Drip | Grow a Spine and Watch This 'till the End

Changbin and his unofficial secret wifey on one of our current favourite shows, Salon Drip! :D

We didn't get too many recs for one-offs (except Nopogy, which we'll def get to!) so we decided to go with something we always wanted to check out XD. Consider this a warm-up before getting to the main course :)

And yes, I did PASS BY Gong Cha and even saw a life size cutout of Felix that people can take pics with, but I wasn't able to actually go inside and spend time there as I was be...

Early Access: SKZ - Ceremony (Hip Hip & Hooray Version)

Here's our reaction to SKZ's Ceremony (Hip Hip version & Hooray Version)! :D

THE REMIXES IN THIS ALBUM BE NEXT LEVEL FR.

Enjoy <3