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Bonus Art: Battle Lust Azuka

I won an art raffle lately with https://twitter.com/LewdYakiOnigiri and got Azuka Watabe from The Bully Code drawn out! The angry little shortstack's been a fav and they seemed to have a thing for gals with masks. 

I think I've laid out plainly that she's one of the more aggro and violent of the Kutakori Nightmare Girls, and actually gets off not just from bullying but from a hard enough fight. I genuinely ...

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Early Access: Carbon Pink's Sexlympics

Competitive cunnilingus! Titty sumo! Cumshotput! All the dirty games an obsessively horny cyberpunk olympics could come up with all in one absurdly horny day.

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Shortstackubus 2: Breakfast

Ironically enough, this is a real short one. The hungry little succubus was real popular and I felt like revisiting her. Made me realize that Moogs is not the patient or subtle type. She’s here to eat and she only really likes it one way. Made for a very short but very packed story that I still liked. I might have been able to tie it into another storyline but sometimes shit goes long or short.




Conner had little trouble settling into his first...

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Yuri Sumo Love: Sailor Scout Battle Royale

Found some free time to wrap this one up. Yuri Sumo was one of my first on here and it’s just it’s own special brand of crazy. Wrestling, brawling and cosplay being used to help two would-be rivals work out their sadomasochistic love for each other. I’d set up their cosplay wrestling league in the last couple chapters, and Sumomo’s match naturally had to come next. Might dip into them just being private rivals after this for a bit to refresh that, but this Sailor royale was in the...

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Patron Reward; Olive the Clown: Taffy Time

Coming in at the last second's a reward story! More of the fuckboi clown bein' a fuckboy clown. Whatya want out of me?! Some kinda words?!

Just like to make sure the patron stuff and the votes are done by the end of the month anyway. Easier on me than piling them up since half the reason I set those up that way was to regulate my workload. Writing's been a little slower while training for the new job but getting into the flow and glad to see I can keep up the quota on here.


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Early Access: Goblin Queen's Big Balls

The return of Queen Relna, the goblin who fucked and conquered her way into ruling just about everybody. But part of her queenly duties is inviting people over to enjoy her classy ball with fuckpits and goodie bags (probably), so she's up to that next.

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The Bully Code: Painfully Single

Missed these girls and wanted to get back into them. It sort of ended up more feelgood and general humilation/fighting than planned, but historically, these girls do what they want. Even in a narrative sense where it's VERY hard to plan for what their personalities will do when I get dialogue or a story flow going. 

It was part holiday special but a lot of it was just to mix up with who interacts with who. I had too much fun coming up with Smash Extended Family charact...

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The Honeybunny

Took me all month to do this top-voted piece!

I’ve said in a few places, I rarely think to do gay or furry pieces. They’re not a focus of mine, but I’ve done them. It just doesn’t come to mind to me, but they can be fun to break out sometimes. Someone just mentioned what if a shortstack rabbit and ran with it by throwing in some accent play. Messed around with rabbit traits and some super strong legs. Definitely has some mild goblin energy but more horny country tou...

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May Story Poll

Sequels, spinoffs, new bits and... not actually more. That's all the story types I could think of. But a variety of competing, fighting, horny shortstacks and all. I've made some mental math on what I think will win or fail, but some are major rolls of the dice that could go either way in popularity.


The Sexlympics (Carbon Pink): in the horny cyberpunk future of body-mods and holo-porn, proud traditions live on in the Sexlympics. Covering everything from sexl...

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May Reward Art Poll

Art poll for next month1 Still got a few stories to finish for this month between polls and patrons, but thought I'd get this rolling. I fiddled things around but sounds like some character design stuff was a big interest. 



Mario Princesses Paint Fight: Peach, Daisy, Pauline and Bowsette wearing bikinis in a paint/aphrodesiac-filled water balloon fight.

Lily Max Works Out: ending of the last Punches Out story. Tomboy box...

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Patron Reward: Pizza Thot Buffet

A new patron's pick for a first time guest at Pizza Thot. I don't think I need to remind you by now, but for formality's sake it's based on https://twitter.com/acgats and their horny pizza restaurant that I wrote for on many occasions (official, commission and fan stuff). I gloss over a bunch of characters through the story as little nods, setting the scene before getting to the fucking, so I felt like dr...

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First Rule App: Second Rule

Based on a patron reward from a while back that I just found really charming. Just an app that helps ladies (furries, by chance) find their comfort level of vicious, horny fights in reserved locations.

I’ve probably been over my furry stance before. It depends on the artist, and it’s just kind of like sexy male characters; I usually don’t even think about them or consider them unless they’re part of the setting already before I got there. I think something about the...

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Patron Reward: Nyx's Fertile Easter

So I had zero plans on an Easter story being on Easter morning, but just got the approval today. So thanks to that ongoing donor in particular! 

Nyx has been in a few stories on here, so may need to go back and tag them all. Can actually google her look pretty easily, it turns out. You'll know the flexing chonky goblin when you see her.






Nyx was never especially big on religion. The gods were all over the...

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Milfquest; Getting Festive

Came out bigger than planned, but starting to finally dig into the patreon stuff for real. The ladies go through their usual mix of goofy action, humiliation and not getting how video games work. I mess with the idea of stats in their games but I didn’t want to get as heavy on them like I sometimes do with Wrestle Kingdom. They don’t deal with text boxes and tend to act like themselves, but the twist helped with their competing in the games for what I just labeled a “humiliation cir...

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My Art: The Carbon Pink Crew

One of the more indulgant posts I'll make on here. It's related to the story series so felt like putting it here anyway. The posts get a lot of attention and likes on Twitter, but I really just keep writing them because I love a good crew of violent, horny idiots dynamic and it's great fun exploring a porno-logic world that has actual logic behind that. Genuinely mean to run this RPG whenever I can.

Based on https:/...

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NES Wrestling: Monthly Montage

Sort of what I did back with my Titfight Tonight story. Imagine there’s always a lot more going on in the league than I show, which I like to tease at the start or end of league stories like this and Hellbridge. Easy way to make gags or toss out match ideas without committing to writing them. I didn’t feel like it’d be much fun writing every match out, but felt like a small, vague timeskip would do well.

Also sorry for some lacking fight content lately, for those of y...

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Early Access: First Rule App #2

A patron reward I did a while back, but really grew to like it. Just an app where anthro/furry girls can hook up to meet for private, vicious fights. Thought I'd mess with the idea some as I bring a doberman girl against a possum.

I'm frickin' bad at deciding furry species, so  feel free to toss those ideas out there.

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Early Access: Streetwise Saiyan Tournament 2

Keeping things going with the tournament arc of the half-black, half-saiyan in her first big underground battle. It's not even the finals when the ki blasts and mysterious new opponents start making themselves known.

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Boombox Boogie 3: House Party

Back to this one again! The magic boombox that turns women into thick-assed slutty dancers who can’t get enough of the wielder. I’d left off the last story with his mom and sister coming home, to his panic, so had to keep running with that one. I still got a lot of inspiration from Preverence’s 3D twerking gifs and for some reason when I’d blank out on what they were listening to, that pop song Toxic would fill in the gaps.

The lowkey transforming and mind-warpingâ€...

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Early Access: Battlelicious Battle Monsters 2; Malls and Mummies

Back to trying this monster fightin' and humiiation series. Super 90s "kid leads team of monsters" vibes, specifically thinking Creepy Crawlers or Mummies Alive style cartoons. Our guy learns the ways of his monster buds while also facing an attack by the queen of mummies.

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Bonus Art/My Art: Relna the Goblin Queen (colored)

I decided to color in and tweak the sketch I'd posted earlier as the Relna bonus art. Originally done by https://twitter.com/Mugicha1222, I fucked around with filling in some lines and colors and then the layers for a royal nightie she's got on. As the goblin queen of all she surveys (aka everything), she expects a level of class to go along with her rampant sluttiness. If you really squint, I did some really bare bones a...

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Rewad Art: Tifa/ Lady Dimitrescu Costume Swap

Some real fast art done by https://twitter.com/PixelkArtsPix, who did some character art based on one of my own goblin doodles. 

These two clearly left an impression on me, because for how few canon things I write, they keep finding their way into the art and stories. Strong ladies with big booba! What else you want?! I've also got some fascination with costume swaps going on, apparently. Those Street Fighter...

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Carbon Pink; Cum-Slinging Gunslingers

I got the urge to do this crew again to help adjust between writing and working my new job. I ended up basically leaning hard into what they are at their core while showing them all off at once. Letting it show that for all the fucking, joking, punning, deals gone wrong, seduction and bumbling they do, The Cum Gutter Runners are all some sort of ass kickers for hire. Even their gobbo hacker and flirty monkeygirl are card-carrying killers when it comes downdown to it.

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Goth vs Milf Script

The background on this one's a long story. I backed the Naked Fighter patreon for a while, at https://www.patreon.com/nakedfighter3d. We talked about doing a semi-collab; they passed me the latest version and I wrote a fic that I could illustrate with screenshots from the game like captions. It's a fun but basic fight story, but I had a few pictures put together in one version before I went th...

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Monster Essays: Mana Transferral

Just something I thought needed spelling out, since it was touched on heavily on some stories but neither of the essays. Just the fact that I've laid out that a few species of monsters are more magical than others, and some outright need human lifeforce (aka sex) to live. Just a little look into that, where it came from and where it went while I get adjusted to my new job over here.



Dylan Eywind

Interspecies Relations Masters Study<...

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Bonus Art: Relna the Goblin Queen

Randomly got a sketch done of her on twitter. Thought I'd share, and thinking of coloring it in myself for some practice. Does make me feel like writing her again as the smug, slutty, and shockingly fair queen of all she sees!


Doodle by https://twitter.com/Mugicha1222 btw.

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Early Access: Honeybun Bunny

Just starting this popular pick between leaving work and starting dinner. Southern-fried bunnygirl shortstack! What else ya need?

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VR Boxing Bois 2: Prince Peach

An old collab project I did with a bud and finally got around to editing. There was an older piece back in the Lord Dimitrescu story I did a while back. Got a few of these laying around really, but editing up chat logs isn't always the easiest while also merging posts that don't overlap and keep the same tone. 

But mixed, sexy boxing with genderswapped videogame guys (from gals). Prince Peach taking on a cutely awkward gamer girl in VR boxing, and where she's never qui...

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Early Access: Wrestle Kingdom Bash at the Beach

A lightly teased third party member is introduced! The mud wrestling beach city introduced Tessa, who has her own style of things compared to Manda and Molly.

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Early Access: Mario Super Spikers 3

Mario ladies volleyball! Peach and Daisy join forces against the wicked Shy Gal and Queen Boo, testing skill against spooky.

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