A special patron reward this month. A canonized entry of a customer paying a visit to The Rose and buying a few hours with the cute gamer goblin girl. Took some balancing to figure where it ends up without writing her out of the story but I like how it ended up with her character.
Kitchin was busy doing what she did best; playing videogames in her underwear. Not something her mom would have expected to make money, but times were changing. The busty littl...
2019-10-08 23:41:54 +0000 UTC
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So this story is around for a couple reasons. First, last month I had a request to write a sexy goblin waitress. I nailed it with a Hooters style restaurant called Stackers. I posted it up and last week or so I realized I fucked up by not mentioning that a place called Stackers would specialize in shortstacks (both short curvy girls and pancakes). I had to amend this as fast as possible, and introducing halflings to the modern goblinverse felt like a good enough excuse. ...
2019-10-08 00:08:35 +0000 UTC
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Returning to the Haunted Rose, the ever-popular monstergirl brothel. Can’t say it’s “your favorite” because I have at least one goblin brothel floating around too…
I had completely forgot Feesha the lizardgirl existed in the crew until I double checked the cast list. She was just sort of a fun concept so her story is mostly that; no real drama, because she’s just a dudebro of a lizard who likes to fuck and so she does. I haven’t used lizardfolk mu...
2019-10-02 23:55:31 +0000 UTC
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This story ended up running a little long because it was… well, a fun story to explore. It’s got the good ol’ lesbian sex in there, but it’s also a semi-romantic love story. Sisters of Battle are summarily nicknamed as “nuns with guns.” They love The Emperor to an extreme and love to help his followers while taking a flamethrower or a machete to his heretics and traitors. Self-punishment and forgiveness is a huge factor among them, so they’re preeeeetty zealous/...
2019-10-02 00:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Testing out an idea that’s not entirely new. A college that trains adventurers, particularly losers and troublemakers that get into sexy jams. It’s been fun so far, if really character driven more than blatantly horny on the surface. But I know folks can like that.
2019-09-27 19:46:43 +0000 UTC
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Randomly made and finished this chapter during this month. Wanted Sammie to establish her overall presence in the league, which was hard to settle on in a league full of cheaters and bitches. Wanted to tie in Peggy as her new friend and ally, and give Sam some time to shine on her own. Felt like a huge beast of an opponent like Kaiju would work; imagined her a bit like Aja Kong, one of the few wrestlers I actually know offhand. Hope y'all like it.
“Ooh, bad luck,...
2019-09-27 01:12:01 +0000 UTC
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This was a runner up in an art poll a way back when I had a foot in the door with another artist taking discounted comms. Has two versions just because I didn't specify that the games took place on a hill near a volcano and not a grassy one. Just Linkle, her adoptive gerudo sister and Midna racing against a bunch of rolling gorons.
Based on my series from ht...
2019-09-26 01:18:36 +0000 UTC
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Working a bit backward this time. I had an artist in mind for last month but they had some delays getting back to me. I'll be hiring them for a piece or two this month, so if their art affects your choice, their style is like the link below:
https://imgur.com/TcUldSQ
Centaur Bodybuilder: a buff centaur girl lifting weights
Catfightsona Wagon: the three main girls from Catfightson...
2019-09-22 23:39:01 +0000 UTC
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There’s not really any basis for this story, I just think it’s a neat dynamic. Goth and bimbo hanging out together, one dopey and happy while the other’s sarcastic and tomboyish. Not really gay for each other but friendly and horny. True BFFs who help each other fuck strangers, just like… well, like WAY too attached friends do. I liked their differed but chummy dynamic. Might revisit them if some big spark comes to mind.
Making Brittany black was ...
2019-09-22 05:00:38 +0000 UTC
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A couple of powerful dragon girls throwing down in one of this month's rewards. Was fun to throw around a bit of laser-breath in with a general catfight. I'm getting burned out on playing so much Borderlands lately that the last two pages of this were most of my day today. The rest was a bunch of brainstorming an old parody idea... that I might be able to make happen. I'll see when it gets closer to Halloween.
The coliseum of Askr was becoming a hotspot ...
2019-09-21 00:40:26 +0000 UTC
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Man, I did not plan on September being Warhammer month but here I am. Got into the psykers, the psychics among humanity who handle communications, spycraft, intelligence gathering, being living weapons... they're handy, but dangerous. It's a little long between lore, dialogue and some feels, but it's got the sex there if ya need it!
I also went with <this> for psychic speech to style it up, mostly because I remember that's how the Animorphs books did telepathy.
2019-09-19 00:49:34 +0000 UTC
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Delivering on the reward art this month! I'll be uploading and installing them to Shortybooru later tonight, hopefully getting them working as the new # trackers. Adorable art by https://twitter.com/chromsmith
Shortybooru itself is over at https://shorty.booru.org
Incidentally characters are
0. a Christmas elf
1. P...
2019-09-17 00:09:31 +0000 UTC
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Something I've been whittling at for a little while. Writing the goblin waitress reminded me that slutty waitresses/customer service ladies is an easy way to write rando sex scenes. So when I'm not working on Pizza Thot (there's a fantasy setting story coming next), I put together a crew for a steakhouse in the same spirit. Still throwing my best ideas into PT but stuff I can't use for them and with characters/kinks beyond its (really broad) scope.
Almost didn't bother with...
2019-09-14 17:52:27 +0000 UTC
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Trying to get back into doing backers' requests when I can and this one grabbed me. They wanted a goblin waitress who drinks you under the table and I built it from there to be a shortstack themed restaurant. Then the waitress became sort of playfully pushy and it grew from there. Might revisit Stackers someday, but nothing urgent comes to mind. Must be all this writing for Pizza Thot, but sexy customer service/waitress jobs comes easy to me lately.
Also on Pizza Thot, the ...
2019-09-14 00:22:14 +0000 UTC
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Part commission, part reward, so posting it on all fronts. I wrote the yandere battle royal last month and this is the sequel with a more... final end to it. They're yanderes, so eventually somebody's gonna get stabbed or choked or something. So bit heads up:
1.there's death in this one
2. they requested an alternate ending, which is marked in the text accordingly.
After her recent victory, Yuno was very pleased with herself....
2019-09-12 01:44:26 +0000 UTC
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I wasn’t planning to write so much of this Warhammer thing, or at least not so quickly. It does present a lot of “that’s weird but hot” scenarios I can pick apart, which is sort of a favorite angle of mine. A lot of ties in this month’s polls leaves me some wiggle room too, and I think this round of sassy shortstacks with accents should help win a few folks over.
Ratlings, for the record, are sort of like Ogryn from the first Warhammer story; they wer...
2019-09-09 23:33:09 +0000 UTC
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Part 2 of this month's Grimm wrestling. More fairy tale strippers throwing down, both sort of tweeners; a face you love to hate and an antihero heel who tries to be edgy. Might fit in a third one for fun this month if the urge strikes me, but probably catering to the fans of sex and shorties next. Also laying out the idea behind goth and bimbo BFFs a bit more clearly. Feels fun as shit but laying out exactly what they'll do.
Layla Grimm caught the crowd’s attenti...
2019-09-05 23:45:34 +0000 UTC
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Just giving folks a heads up on what's coming down the track based on this month's votes.
Grimm Wrestling. 8 votes. The return of the fairy tale/nursery rhyme-themed strip club/wrestling league. Red Hood faces off with Aura the Sleeperhold Beauty and Wanda the Wicked Witch fights with the athletic speedster Ginger Bread.
Goth and Bimbo BFFS. 3 votes. People woul...
2019-09-05 12:58:27 +0000 UTC
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This one was a thinker and it came out kind of long for it. Tech-priests are, in short, cultists who place machines over human life. They're their own faction in humanity who tend to cooperate while under the protection that they're the only ones who really know how to build or fix anything fancier than a gun. I teetered on how machine to make Arelis here, because they can get REALLY machine, but went with mostly biological with a lot of extra parts. I left some ambiguity about how much w...
2019-09-03 23:56:54 +0000 UTC
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Trying posting this one in two pieces. They're not especially linked beyond the setting, so figured two parts in the same month amounts to about the same. See how that goes compared to my usual bulky stories.
The setting's pretty basic for stripper-wrestling, but folks seem to like it a lot and it was fun whipping up the cast and seeing how they perform. Following up with the popular Aura the Sleeperhold Beauty vs Red Hood next bout (already warming up, and it's still...
2019-09-01 00:31:44 +0000 UTC
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Another piece of bonus art I got off a sale with https://twitter.com/Osatosama who does some great goblin stuff. Little quickie of Kitchin the gamer girl goblin from The Haunted Rose Brothel. She's a geek girl, prostitute, streamer and gamer who will cut you a deal if you go a few rounds of Smash with her. That's #KitchinTwitchin on her tits, getting that brand out there.
Her story and the others in h...
2019-08-29 00:11:11 +0000 UTC
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There was a pretty quick and powerful response to the last 40K story I posted about the ogryn. I'm thinking to follow up and looking to see what kind of scifi war-loving female folks wanted to see next. Open to write-ins as always.
2019-08-29 00:02:51 +0000 UTC
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Folks on the Discord will know that I have a broad but shallow understanding of the Warhammer 40K universe. I’ve listened to some of the RPGs played on podcasts and read a little of the books, and it’s a neat universe if nothing else. Like many of the folks following it, there’s a lot of things that the world is too serious to explore on its own. Sex is definitely a thing (the army needs bodies and its people need some stress relief) but the world’s pretty grim and br...
2019-08-26 23:56:33 +0000 UTC
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Guess who likes polls!? Next month's reward art, plus another bonus one's a'cpmin'.
Centaur Bodybuilder: a buff centaur girl lifting weights
The Goron Races: a topless Linkle in a loincloth balancing on top of a goron rolling down a rocky hill. Midna's head pokes out of her shadow, shouting at her. Based on 2019-08-25 01:31:18 +0000 UTC
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Just something based off a joke idea I heard a while ago about Tifa's tits being too small in the FF7 remake. The idea of her beinding some monster titties went around and amused me enough to put it up as an option so it ended up winning a reward art poll last month. The artist I'd hired sort of vanished (so I guess warning on dixi-q for hiring artists...), so grabbed Star for a quick replacement. They did good work and can use the money so I'm hiring them to do the goblin ...
2019-08-25 01:04:41 +0000 UTC
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I reread and enjoyed my old Twas A Catfight Before Christmas story, where Santa's daughter and chief of Santa Security, Carol Claus, stopped the Anti-Claus Sam X from stealing Christmas. Feel like working on a sequel but would like to spice it up by adding in more combatants; whether teaming up with Carol and Samantha or fighting in their place. I'm not sure who I'd want to use, down to the gender or species, so looking for what folks would like to see most. Write-ins certainly welcome.
2019-08-23 04:12:33 +0000 UTC
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So I assume most of you guys know by now, but I also write for Pizza Thot. They have their own patreon where I write that their boss Gats asks ever since he liked my fanfic. I threw out a ton of story ideas and being me, I suggested sexy wrestling. It got my mild attention but wasn't blowing up the polls so I started to poke it in my free time. I finished with some encouragement on here for fun, so while I got Gats' approval and art, it's nothing especially canon. It IS however canon that...
2019-08-23 00:04:35 +0000 UTC
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Revisiting the pro sexfighters of tomorrow after a recent chapter added on. Fak and Sok Yu the twins, Bonnie Fugsly the former bully and Vanessa VonFawkes (current bully) get their illustrations. Bonnie was the only one who needed a bit of touching up from the initial sketches, not sure clear how far she went as an openly… less than conventionally attractive girl. I think she’s adorable through and through, but gets described as chubby with wild hair and some broad features and does...
2019-08-20 06:54:59 +0000 UTC
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Well I JUST came up with that porno title name when I remembered that's what I've been doing. Feels good to fill in the monthly quota for stories but looking to do more now that I'm loosened up from after the trip. Val was cute as shit and wanted to fit her into The Rose super early on. The idea of cyclopses having built in size difference is super cute to me, and the sex ended up being sort of front-heavy thanks to her husband being around. It's a vague future where other species a...
2019-08-19 23:41:07 +0000 UTC
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Got the art in the works, a story about ready to post and a few smaller ideas brewing while I catch up on patron rewards. In the meantime, started thinking of Your Favorite Healslut again; ironically a favorite of mine and seemingly pretty popular with the readers. There’s a lot of places to take it, given the open ended side of a story focused on characters at the whim of an FPS game’s mechanics and events. Their personal development is there, but the game keeps going without worrying ab...
2019-08-18 16:57:13 +0000 UTC
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