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Tink the Gnome

Been pecking at this one for a while on and off. Tink took a real particular level of sweet that didn't clash too hard with her badass, but think I got her good. One of the stories bumped up by the Smut Boss level donors.




It's not my fault I'm a rogue. My family was big on mages, but I guess the power skipped a generation. I spent a part of my childhood to impress them with sleight of hand instead, and it kind of grew from there. I fell in with some adventurers in my teens, an...

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Google Doc Previews, Nintendo Edition: Arms and Pokegirls 3

Another close vote for the pictures this month. As of tonight, it's 4 for Lily Max, 4 for Wendys vs Starbucks, and 3 for the Sexfight High team. If it stays as is, I guess I'll have to set up some kind of tiebreaker poll, even though Lily had a close call last time around... 

Anyways, I've started work on two of the higher voted stories, the foxy boxing between Nintendo's Arms and more Pokegirls adventures. 


Arms Foxy Boxing: 

2017-07-04 06:16:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Commission Art Poll #3 - Let's Get Visual

Well, I've got some pretty clear priorities on the story poll, so let's get to the more visual side. 

Oh wait. You read with your eyes... don't fuck this up! 

We're steadily creeping up on the $100 mark, but for now we're staying semi-monthly with the pics, and... something like five stories a month now, not counting the actual commissions. Anyway, the art poll this month is mostly returning favorites, one or two new ideas. I have a couple for future ones once they have a story...

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Hellbridge Tagteam Boxing ; Sali and Donna vs Masha and Tanya

As I've probably said, I'm not always one for furry. I think the only stuff I've written for it has been stuff I just felt like for Hellbridge's characters. I'm sure folks are familiar with having a kink you're so into that you make compromises, but I'm at a point where I'm interested in the characters and back them on Patreon. I thought I'd write this as a slightly bigger project, combining a few things we'd both enjoy;  close, dirty fights, an involved backstory, and the quick color c...

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Preview/Doc Sharing : Mariopocalypse 2 and Shapeshifting Roommate

My work so far on two of the upcoming stories I'd been working on. 


Mariopocalypse 2:  

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x0os1SlPvhh8UWXMVxB-2krSoJ-cLKSMZOO9_dlK5gg/edit

My Shapeshifting Roommate

2017-06-27 13:16:20 +0000 UTC View Post

News: Tweaks and Errors

Well I accidentally posted the monthly story vote in the $1 group instead of $2. I swapped it back to 2, but the votes remain. So unless folks are especially against it, I was going to be generous for one month and let all the donors vote for once. The big spenders still win out on the totals, but the force of numbers is really backing the ARMS fight!

If the 2+ donors object, though, I'll make a new poll just for them and reset it for next month. 


Also small change to the...

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Caption Pic: Heavy Metal Mama

I've been wanting to do this one for a while, but took me some time to figure out the exact angle. Just gets rebellious and wild around her guilty pleasure of death metal rather than outright slutty. I also know borderline nothing about heavy metal or grunge metal or death metal or thrash metal, etc. besides Metalocalypse and Brutal Legend (both pretty amazing), so while I grabbed real bands and songs, feel free to punch any holes in the story.



People at work say I’...

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Story Poll For July

Welcome back, old and new backers! We're really getting close to the next goal, and at the suggestion of my fiancee, I'm planning to make that first art poll after it as a bunch of the bigger or more complex/pricey ideas. Next month is still time for the semi-monthly artwork, so that will go up soon as well.

Considering how fast I cranked stuff out this last month, I thought I'd put up the vote at the end of the month again. I'm still working on the next part of the Disney fights, and working ...

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Henero Media and Le Fetiche Present : Easter and Martagon Sex/Romance Paths

another scene from that visual novel I was working on with https://www.patreon.com/heneromedia . In this case, it's the two sex scenes of increasing kinkiness/depth the better your relationship is with the girls. Martagon and Easter are twin girls, the adopted Asian daughters of the canival's owner. They sort of just run around being slutty and entertaining rather than many real shows, and are way into each other and...

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Henero Media and Le Fetiche Present: Birtha the Strong Woman

Another script/story from the Le Fetiche line of stories. This one's a variously erotic show by their musclebound Russian weightlifter, who happens to be fucking the shortstack clown that announces her shows. They were a real cute couple I really approved of in the cast...  and again, commissioned and permitted to use by https://www.patreon.com/heneromedia 


Show starting a...

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Henero Media and Le Fetiche Presents: Send In The [Sexy] Clowns

So I got hired on by a group called Henero Media a few months back. Basics as I understand it, they're trying to make big hentai/ecchi/smutty comics, games and stories to give us commission writers and artists a cozy spot to work out of and give folks bigger projects rather than whatever we can throw together. They're not producing too much yet, but I was hired on to write scripts for a circus-themed dating sim and a comic about a shortstack Frankenstein's monstergirl. I got their permission...

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Mariopocalypse Poll: Where To Next?

So after entering the Mariopocalypse, Andrew and Princess Peach (aka Player and Pink) met in the Mushroom Wasteland and happened upon a giant chunk of Koopa shell that indicated Bowser's death. Stealing a significant chunk of the shell as a valuable commodity, the two retreated to... regroup and contemplate where to take it. Where should they head to next?

Rose Town. A nearby settlement of various Wastelanders where they can find someone who can actually make use of the Bowser...

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The Thrilling Adventures of Sarah Steele

This one's been in the works for a while. I had this name around forever, and she's had a few incarnations before this concept came up. A beautiful but tough woman in WW2 adventures, punching nazis off zepplins and such. She felt like she had a very particular line to walk between being a hardass and a charming beauty, which is probably what made me pause every so often writing this one to recalibrate her. Had to have the James Bond and Brock Samson level where she's talking shit while fight...

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Yandere Yokai Stalkers

Not sure what to tell you guys (apart from I'm on fire this month and yes! Sarah Steele will still be done this month!). This one didn't come out as quick as Mariopocalypse, but a prompt on a 4chan writefaggotry thread got my attention. Strange but attractive girls plus competition got me good. So this is about a boy who gets caught up in three Japanese urban legends coming to kill him, but catches them offguard with sexy results. In short, the girls from left to right: a cursed doll that te...

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Goblin Diaries : Monstrous Edition (all posts)

Official artwork here:

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Tink the Gnome Doc/Teaser

Another doc for you more generous donors. It's something that's been floating around since early in the Patreon, and I could probably finish with one good push; an adventure between a gnome warrior and human rogue who get to know each other on variously intimate levels.

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The Mariopocalypse

Well, surprise. I unexpectedly cranked this out today alone. Let it be known that if you want to write something quick, it helps that it's something fun and something you don't care about the quality of immensely. Which is most of the fun of this Patreon.

So an old idea I've had was a dark but mocking apocalyptic Super Mario setting. It started as an RPG idea, then a sexy but badass Peach-centric story, and put it together into an actual story today in a few hours. Basically, ever...

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Sarah Steele Preview/Google Doc

As I mentioned, here's the work so far on Sarah Steele. Full report when it's done, but it's taken me a few twists I didn't plan on as the story became more of a factor. As of the time of this post, I'm about ready for the fists to start flying in earnest soon.


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y6Go6jpTjBE7Z4KS7gGZzzofoEyb7ehaWjaWbx0vc_g/edit 

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Tier Update: $3 Google Doc Access

Going by the last poll, I added a $3 reward tier. They'll get access to when Google Docs links when I start writing any Patreon project, allowing them to read as much of what I have as they like. I'll still post the full project on here as usual, so using them is entirely optional, but they'll be able to read it before it's through and catch any of my notes I have laying around at the bottom. I'll have the first one up today for Sarah Steele, and probably one or two more I have in the works thro...

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Feedback/Desperate For Attention #4: Live Story Tracker Tier?

As a writer, there's only so much I've got to offer for rewards stuff to bring people in. As something I offer commissioners anyway, I do keep my writing on Google Docs (online word file sharing; super convenient instead of emailing myself constantly).  I was thinking of offering something at maybe the $3 tier to let folks have access to the Google Doc as they're started; extra early access, and even able to comment on things as they come. I have mentioned that Sarah Steele is about half do...

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Anklebiters 4: The Recruiter

Th fuck, guys?! Why am I making so much content so early in the month? I think I've been sort of tired this week, meaning I don't feel like focusing on work or commissions as much. Been letting myself write what I feel like to relax, which is sort of the point of the Patreon and the book I've got going. Still think I'll be posting a teaser for that this month as well. Anyway, introducing one more member and exploring a few of the others today.


The word of the first game mus...

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A Goblin Morning After (caption pic)

Just met and banged  a goblin last night: now she's got some questions.


“Oh… there you are. Sooo… got pretty drunk last night, huh? Yea, I thought so. I uh, borrowed one of your shirts. Hope that’s okay, because I couldn’t find my pants… yea, thanks. Lots of sugar and a little milk.

“So I’m kind of remembering some of the weird shit we did last night. It’s my first time… what? Oh! Oh, god no! I’ve been with guys before! That was just my ...

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Mini-post: The Anklebiters reference pics

I’m a a good way through the next Anklebiters chapter, and a few thoughts came together and had me think to bring up the inspirations of the girls involved. Now, they’re not exact by any means, but I’ve been gathering a lot of my folder in Shortbooru when no one else would commit to the idea of a shortstack booru, so I figured I’d link to the closest image that reminds me of their base looks

Also, I’ve been dumping on that booru and tagging shit as I can, so check it out as you like<...

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Feedback/Desperate For Attention Poll#3: The Paywall Dilemma

I think it's a much-discussed topic on various forums and such, but what brings you in to actually donate to the Patreon? Namely, how uptight do you feel about sharing the content? Is the funding to help fuel my writing enough, or does the exclusivity of it keep you and others coming? I've heard everything from the private content making it feel special to Patreon being a "tip jar" for when people just want to show their approval. Main question: do you support sharing or keeping up the paywall o...

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Disney's Dark Tournament: Round 1

well this one sure got away from me. Definitely making this a two-parter, though not sure if I'll post this all this month or deliver the rest for the next. Fun to explore, and dabbling between trash talk and dark tones depending who was fighting, even if they were basically all out to win and kill if they must. Things get slightly bloody, but nothing too awful (not for their lack of trying, sometimes). Fun to mix in some archery and swordplay into my fights sometimes, even if I shy away fro...

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Feedback/Desperate For Attention Poll #2: Favorite Kink of Mine?

I like to think of myself as a man of the internet. I'm not quite "I've seen some shit" levels (try writing a guy's fantasy about murdering his wife to be with a mistress sometime...), but if you've got a kink that's not for me, I'm not so entitled to shame you for it. I just say "Thanks, but I'll be in my OTHER corner with my OTHER creepy stuff, thank you." I like to think I'm a fairly diverse guy, though. So among these main kinks of mine, what strikes you as your favorite? Or failing that, wh...

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Feedback/Desperate For Attention Poll #1: Which is your favorite?

So among the time I've been working on this place, I'm finding it's a little bit encouraged by the donations. Mostly just encouraging to know directly that folks are so interested. Lots of my writing in the past was me going halfway through something and then going "No, wait! This idea's better!" Most of the stuff that got anywhere was written with an audience in mind or with a partner or particular follower going "Yea, that's interesting stuff."

So thanks for showing the support. The Patreon'...

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Story Ideas For Next Month (non-voting/public)

Trying a slightly different setup from last time by posting the polls at  the end of the month instead of into the next. Newest ideas are up on  top. It should makes me able to determine who's next and write them sooner, and maybe lure in a few more folks  with the preview post for next month.  Also cycling a few out this time to try to  make the votes more decisive but without making it just four options so  it's obvious what gets written.

-The Supermoms<...

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Story Poll For June

Trying a slightly different setup from last time by posting the poll at the end of the month instead of into the next. Newest ideas are up on top. Makes me able to determine who's next and maybe lure in more folks with the preview post.  Also cycling a few out for this month to try to make the votes more decisive but without making it just four options so it's obvious what gets written.


-The Supermoms: A team of teenage superheroines are called back into action now th...

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Supermoms Teaser/Prequal

Short thing I cranked out in about an afternoon. Based on an old 4chan project that got sort of dumped, but followed along with some of the threads and always thought the idea was neat. Any actual writing for it is lost as best I can tell, so thoughts are going to veer off from its origins pretty quickly.  It's more of fanfiction than genuine writing for it. Based on the entry from here:

http...

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