Hello my Mondfields!!!! I've got another freak for you, u-um, i-if that's ok....
This week's freak was suggested by Han Wolfe and Alexander Teel!! Thanks, friends! I really love these guys, I had a childhood friend on devianart who's fursona was an Aardwolf, so I found myself drawing them quite a bit back then. Brings back good memories... If you're out there old pal, I hope you're doing well, and eating all the bugs you can muster!
Never thought I'd live long enough to see myself become the villain....... 😔
2025-06-14 18:51:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my Garfields!! How are you doing this Monday?? Me? I'm ok... Thank you for asking..
ANYWHOOO...This week's freak was suggest by Malcom Selka! Thanks so much! Now Malcom, you didn't specify which Rain Frog, so that led me down a rabbit hole of choosing my character. I would highly suggest anyone with some free time who's reading this to follow in my footsteps and check out the wonderful & diverse world of rain frogs, as each and every species is so unique and delightful! All o...
She's always honest about her feelings, and that I truly love
2025-06-07 18:32:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, m'garfields!!!! its monday....!!! time to get our freak on.
This week's special guest was suggested by Franko and Nick!! Thanks so much! Can you imagine holding one of these little angels in the palm on your hand...? and then being bitten and literally dying? That's how I wanna go...
2025-06-02 22:45:09 +0000 UTC View Post
hello, sorry for no comic this week... nothing funny happened to me. Can you believe it?
Instead please accept this, my dream badass t-shirt you'd find in a redneck gas station. But it's too good to exist, so I had to draw it myself... And put it on the redbubble
& I always tend to delete layers as I go, but I figured I'd try my best today and show you guys my braindead sketches!! :)
2025-06-01 22:45:11 +0000 UTC
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Hello my Garfields! Once again, it's Monday!
This week's freak was suggested by Hross!! And thank god for that, because this is one of my all time favorite animals, and the subject of the majority of my life drawing sketches whenever I go to the zoo. We have so many of them there, even the baby pic I used for reference happened to be a hatchling from the st. louis zoo! I even made them into a fursona for myself once when I was going thru a tuca and bertie phase (i often am)... I mean, ...
I was just thinking that my dad hasn't gotten a fursona and we're almost 300 snails deep..! And then I remembered these two phone calls and thought that's both an opportunity and an explanation lol
Also, some silly stuff I made recently, since it's on topic!!
Hello my Garfields! I hope you're having a swell Monday. :^) Things are still pretty rough here in St. Louis and we're being treated to more tornados possibly tonight, so I thought I'd draw a fun freak for today! A real crowd pleaser freak! Ohhh, so everyone lines up to see the maned wolf, but no one came to visit the pigbutt worm!??! wowwww.... society, man
Anyways, this leggy lad was suggested by taterdash and Ferbiedragon! Thanks so much!! Big fan of any animal that's just like ohsh...
noooo soupy don't listen!!!! mather just was watching sad tiktoks again!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of being alive, I'm sure some of you remember I live in St. Louis and we just got our butts kicked by some serious tornadoes, a ton of pretty catastrophic damage. I'm very heartbroken about all the century old trees and houses turned to rubble, but me and my family are all ok!! Just keep St. Louis in your thoughts please :( I'm really not even sure about the extent of the damage yet, but I hope ev...
Good Monday my Garfields! My bday is tomorrow so me and my friends from out of town went to the zoo today. The Sun Bear was out even tho it was raining and they're my favorite guys to see there!! (along with the prairie dogs and horned guans) So I knew I wanted to draw one today!!
Luckily many people are also a fan and the sun bear was requested by Crown, Shadow, Korinne Mark, and dogshoes!!! Thank you friends for makin my bday wish come true :') I love them bears. and the stories abo...
Good Monday my Garfields!! Hope you're having a real one.
I wanted to do a paleo critter today and T65A2 Ooxjaa just suggested these guys!! So I was rubbing my grubby lil hands together going oooooo don't mind if I doooo...! Really interesting critter. I would love to feed one a carrot open palmed. And a banana too I mean why the hell not!!
Not too important but the model for these guys from the Ark video games kept popping up during my searches, and it had me loling 2025-05-05 21:02:08 +0000 UTC
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ayeeeee can i get a "congrats on your surprise marriage, tunny" in the chat?
2025-05-03 18:41:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my garfreaks! It's the final Monday of April Ass month. Let's go out with a toot...
This week's freak was suggested by UnfortunateCorvid! TYSM! I actually didn't have a fourth guy planned, so I was looking thru the list for a weird butt critter, imagine my delight when a very fortunate corvid suggested the "flying buttocks!" All I got to say is HELL YEAH ASS WORM!!!!!!!!!!!
It's been a hot second since a stranger flagged me down for a random side quest, I was starting to think maybe I'd lost my tunny touch....phew
Anyways!! Anne gets a predatory tunicate as a fursona, since I just learned about 'em. I think they suit a silly grandma, hopefully she'll become a reoccurring character, she just has to find me once again.
Hello my Garfields, welcome back to Ass Month! Hope you're off to a good ass week, all things considered...
This week's freak was suggest by Icky Batty! Thanks so much~ What's in a name, you ask? Not much brain, I guess. I didn't know these guys would have the tiniest, smoothest, widdle baby brain of all. Good for them! Somewhat related, I also just learned that the gorilla has the smallest penis-to-body ratio of any animal. We truly are family... (barnacle has the biggest, if you're cu...
2025-04-21 18:54:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I cant believe i was going wheeeeeeee!! huhuhuhh!!! for an hour while my friend was spending her birthday in the fetal position on a public shower floor 😭😭😭
2025-04-19 20:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my Garfields! Welcome back to Ass April here on my patreon!! I'm having a swell Monday, and I hope you are too! :))
This week's freak was suggested by Monica D! Does the D stand for Dat Ass? Either way, thank you very much! ^_^ I've never seen this sheep before and was NOT expecting this when I googled the name. An incredible surprise! This is our first domesticated freak, if you don't count all the abominations we covered in the dog and cat guides. I originally wanted to do th...
When it starts warming up and Soup actually looks happy when we're walking (she always is, but has resting just saw her whole family be annihilated in front of her face,) i feel like she could heal the whole earth with smiles...
Also people always wanna know what animals I picked, so this week its the shoebill, viscacha, and a tapir in the bg!
Hello my Monday Garfields! I've decided April is ASS MONTH. I searched up a pic of this lil guy, and was inspired by their phat ass tail. There's lots of weird butts on my list, and april starts with a, can't say no to alliteration, so hold on to your pants folks
Anyways! Today's lil freak was suggested by Icky Batty! Thank you very much! I've never seen this species of gerbil before, but I am a gerbil fan, my first pet was a gerbil that I named Gerbily (creative queen from birth!) Rea...
More funny swan mom!!!
Mommy is NOT DUMB! She's extremely well read, educated, good at sniffing out bias and propaganda, and has always been quick to change her opinion when presented with new facts. She hates social media and fox news, basically unbrainwashable... But she'll surprise me with an insane "fact" like this every now and then, so she keeps me on my toes.
& I also find this story funny because both my mom and aunt's fursonas are birds lololol
(Aunt Cia ...
Hello my Garfields!! Are you Mondaying to the best of your abilities? It's fine if you're not, I'm proud of you either way!
This week's freak was suggested by DawnSnowe and Rachel Palmer! Thank you so much!! Now I know we've all already heard of the wonderful Platypus-- but this series is about freaks, be they a household name or not. And the Platypus is no exception! Everyone point and laugh at the nippleless weirdo.
I have to say the AI is out of CONTROL for pictures of the p...
Swan mom is a lovable and popular character and there are truly endless stories... But she is a swan for a reason! She has equal capacity for hate and love. I've never seen someone harbor a grudge like my mom does. She still mean mugs this now fully grown man any time they're in the same vicinity. And yes, he does remember the fear...
2025-03-29 16:59:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings my Garfields! Happy Monday to ya! Did anyone else's credit score take a huge hit today cuz of student loans being mismanaged? Me personally, if I do not look at it, it is not real. I'm drawing a lil hooven friend today, and that's all I know.
Today's freak was suggested by Ookst!! Thank you much for this lil guy! This is specifically Gunther's Dik-Dik, not sure what strings Gunther pulled to get such an honor, but they have the longest snoot of all Dik-kind, so thats why I pi...
Beware crossing paths with the two riddlesome friends... One always tells lies, and the other is my real biological twin
2025-03-21 18:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Monday My Garfields! ^_^ Happy St. Patrick's Day! Did you know my surname Gogarty is a bastardization of the Gaelic name Fógartach, which translates to "banished" or "outlawed." If I ever get enough funds to travel, I'm going to cause a such a ruckus and smuggle in many snakes. Sssssserves ya right!
Anyways. Today's freak was suggested by Icky Batty! Thank you so much! I'd never heard of these guys, but when I searched them up and was met with a deep sea muppet, I knew I had t...
Good Monday my Garfreaks!!! Today I'm gonna build an ikea shelf for my kitchen. Please everyone help charge my spirit bomb so I can succeed, and pray that there will be no one single missing piece.... monkey's paw curls
This week's freak was suggested by Icky Batty, Spricket Springs, and Brachy Donger. You guys all have a silly first and last name, a sign of impeccable taste and prestige. As evident by this funny lil guy!! HUGE fan of funny bird. That video of one humping some...
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It's Soup's 6th bday today!!!! I let her sniff as much as she wanted this morning. What's normally a 45 minute walk took three and a half hours, many pee-mails went into her spam box. She's slumbering so peacefully that I had time to make this comic about peeing guilt free!!! Happy birthday soup...!!
