Good Monday, My Garfields!! It's almost Soup's birthday!! (the 7th!!) You're all invited to throw the ball endlessly for her until her feet bleed, as is her bday wish
This week's freak was suggest by Dawnsnowe!! It's my second favorite kind of dolphin right after the snubfin dolphin, but no one has suggested that... sniff.... But I love the color pink so I'm still having an epic day, don't worry!!! Hats off to these lumpy friends! They're very shy and much nicer than other dolphins, ak...
2025-03-03 19:50:33 +0000 UTC
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An angel got her wings, y'all
2025-03-01 22:03:01 +0000 UTC
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" "I never thought the leopards would eat MY face" said the person who voted for the leopards eating people's faces party...."
I havent made any protest art in a hot second, now that people are getting arrested for speaking their mind, I figured I'd draw a good n' nasty one!!! Stay hungry my friends~
Edit: added a rainbow!! And blood!!! and a no bg one!! just for fun. :))
2025-02-27 20:06:28 +0000 UTC
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Hello my Garfields! I'm writing this to you from the distant past. I should be on a train right now, most likely in a 5 hour long forced conversation with the kind old lady who sat next to me. I'm sure i'm trying really hard to not get motion sickness while I look at all the pictures of her family on her phone diligently (this happens every time)
This week's freak was suggested by Kit S and Squeebash! You guys. This is the first freak I've NEVER seen before. HOW?? Please google "Silky ...
2025-02-24 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Anyone else constantly doin' a hypochondriac by proxy? I have to always remind myself my wobbly cat tends to wobble, and that's ok.
But this week Brebby has been sick so I've been super stressed. I think the safe food I've been giving them for years changed the recipe cause suddenly Salad won't touch it and B-Man throws it up, he can't balance when he gets sick (or any other time) so I have to hold him steady or he gets covered in it. And he's had a bad herpes flare up!! A gooey mess of a ...
2025-02-21 22:09:47 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday!! I'm in my Garfeels.
this week's freak was suggested by Grumbbyy, and Melissa Swanson!! Thanks guys! I've always dreamed about floating listlessly with one of these gentle giants. I had nooo idea what their lil baby frys looked like, and was absolutely delighted to learn they're little gummy suns. I mean look at them!! I always learn something new wh...
2025-02-17 18:34:17 +0000 UTC
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I don't know why the most logical reason wasn't even a possibility in my mind, but I think my fellow stupid folk with anxiety will understand.
2025-02-15 18:11:29 +0000 UTC
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Goob Mumbay my Garfreels!!! How are you all holding up? I want to bake a good this week but I dunno if I wanna make red bean buns or maybe try something new and make a cinnamon swirl bread....life is full of difficult struggles like this but I will persist
This week's freak was suggested by Chocolatewoosh and UnfortunateCorvid! Great names, and great picks, y'all!! I love these freaks! Do you ever look at a guy like this and think about how we've only discovered maybe 1% (being generou...
2025-02-10 20:23:18 +0000 UTC
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I met the main character of the world the other day! Posting this on Sunday, in honor of his beliefs.
2025-02-09 17:44:53 +0000 UTC
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Good Monday my Garfields!! I'm trying my best not to spiral into a black hole of darkness, and I hope you are doing your best too! I really like having a project like this that grounds me a bit and gives me something to work on when I'm feeling so burnt out!! So thank you so much for being a patron and learning about silly animals with me :')) I appreciate you guys sooo so much
This week's freak is another one out of DawnSnowe's vault! Thanks for always suggesting such good guys! I ...
2025-02-03 22:50:56 +0000 UTC
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no one admonished me last week so here's another comic about Soup, with the dog tax included!!! Study those Soups hard! it could save your life...
2025-02-01 19:20:57 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday my Garfields! Hope you're all doing well. I was able to take Soup for a nice long walk today, we both got covered in mud and had an amazing time. :^)
This week's freak was suggested by taterdash! Thank you!! I could've sworn 1,000 people suggested this one, but I think that my mind inflated the numbers because I really wanted to draw one. Well, I love these guys and I hope you do too! I want to believe they're still alive, but I'd be happy if we never ever saw one or learn...
2025-01-27 23:26:23 +0000 UTC
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Since I've had her her whole life, I can confidently say no one's ever sprayed her with anything, nor has she ever seen such a device... But she has to turn her head in disgust every time I do the dishes. Something in her cat ancestry remembers a squirt gun...
Anyways SORRY for this BORING snail diary!!!!! I'm on week, what, 4 of being trapped at home due to ice covered roads... But it's 45 degree right now, so I'm about to go out and get you fine people the content you deserve!!!!! le...
2025-01-25 21:01:05 +0000 UTC
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It's Monday, my Garfields! I hope you're all doing ok and taking care of one another. I can't really stomach watching the news today, so I'm glad I have a silly monkey to distract me.
This week's freak was suggested by NarizRoja, DawnSnowe, Malcolm Selka, Charlotte Flam, Jean Cabot, and Bel Tamtu! Thanks guys!! This is another popular freak... I'm ashamed to say, I did NOT know they were lemurs before today!! So now we've got two Madagascar freaks back to back! What a great island. I r...
2025-01-20 22:15:38 +0000 UTC
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Anybody else haunted by ghosts telling you to savor every moment you have with loved ones? if i dont wake up and pet him i start having nightmares that he moves out, writes a call-out post about me, and twitter manifests into the real world and i become a permanent meme for being an animal abuser... tho since quitting twitter i stopped having as many twitter nightmares
2025-01-18 22:04:23 +0000 UTC
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Felt like drawing some three headed hounds... who's coming home with you!? We got pit bull... italian greyhound... shiba inu.... doodle..s..... pekingese... and dachshund!!!!
(last image is old art, but since im continuing the series i might as well add em in! :^) )
2025-01-17 16:59:54 +0000 UTC
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Good Monday my Garfields!! I'm still trapped inside for the most part as we stopped believing in snow plows in my red state, liberals is always plowing their ways into our FRAGILE kid's minds so we said NO more!!!!!!!! me for one i love my god given ice sheets fer streets, honestly its better fer drivin!!!
Anyways! This week's freak was suggested by Jessica T.! Thanks so much, friend! I felt like we needed an aesthetically pleasing freak for this week, and I think the Fossa is pretty s...
2025-01-13 21:51:20 +0000 UTC
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When I first brought Salad in she would never sit in my lap, couldn't be held, anything that made her feel like she was being restrained was off limits. Well I never pushed the issue cause I love & respect good boundaries, but slowly over the years she's learned to love sitting in my lap. Now I'll be watching my animes and I'll look down and notice she's just been slow blinking at me for the past three hours, her gaze is so loving and kind that it cracks me up (pics for proof) thats not m...
2025-01-11 20:07:25 +0000 UTC
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Goooood Mondae my garfields!!!! Here in Missouri we just had 7 inches of snowfall!! Woohoo!! I'm trapped inside and no one's coming to help. It's magical!! I love the snow :))
This week's freak was suggested by Ashleigh Way, DawnSnowe, Mirarevias, and Sam!! THANK YOU!! I feel like maybe I've seen this guy before but to be honest she felt totally new to me. I KNEW DRAWING A FREAK A WEEK WOULD PAY OFF! I loved getting to know all about this magnificent creature, so much so I decided to d...
2025-01-06 21:23:15 +0000 UTC
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An insufferable know-it-all meets and immovable optimist. They had a great time!
2025-01-04 20:29:39 +0000 UTC
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Good Monday, My Garfields!! It's about to be 2024.....huwhuh....
Anyways, this unit was suggested by Kai Kishimoto, Jam, and Leo!!! Excellent pick y'all, thank you so much! Now I know we just did a paleo freak last week but, c'mooon... look'it him....c'monnn... dont you love him.....
2024-12-30 21:44:30 +0000 UTC
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This is the most upset ive EVER seen her. I had never even heard her make sounds like that before... She was more disturbed by it than the man who runs on all fours... the biggest enemy of all enemies. (here's a link to the man on all fours if you need a soup lore refresher) ((i cant find it on patreon because of the horrible tagging syst...
2024-12-28 20:20:53 +0000 UTC
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Good Monday my Garfields!!! And happy holidays to all whomst celebrate! I hope you have a swell week~
This week's freak was... Alright, fess up!! Which one of you knuckleheads asked for them?! Because I cannot find the email. I'll turn the lights off, and when I turn them on your username had better be on my desk.
Anyways, this little miracle is great, & I can't help but feel a connection... my great to the power of 10 grandma.....
2024-12-23 21:10:09 +0000 UTC
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ignorance truly was bliss...............................
2024-12-21 17:31:42 +0000 UTC
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Good Monday my Garfields! I hope you're enjoying the start of a fresh, tasty week!! I want to bake bread today, but I haven't decided what kind. Can't rush these things, y'know.
Today's freak was suggested by Spricket Springs! Thank you very much!!! We haven't done a bird since the Shoebill, which is a crime, cause when it comes down to it no one gets freakier than them boids. I love sexual selection, but like, ironically. (it yields very funny results.) I'm glad it didn't happen to me...
2024-12-16 20:40:40 +0000 UTC
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oughhh ears floppin so good its like im there bro
2024-12-14 21:31:18 +0000 UTC
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Good Monday my garfields!! Yesterday I posted a lil giveaway for funsies and there's still time to leave a comment if that's something you're interested in! Heres da link!
This week's freak was suggested by UnfortunateCorvid! I woke up this morning feeling like I wanted to draw a fr...
2024-12-09 20:52:05 +0000 UTC
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Hark! And on the 8th night, the tunnies gifted upon 12 disciples each a wonderful rat hole!
It’s that time of year again, the time where I have rat holes. Comment and I will mail one to you if you land on a lucky number!!
I want to give everyone a chance to comment, so winners will be decided on Wednesday the 11th! I’ll dm you and ask for a mailing address, which I will only use for rat hole purposes. (They’re little plastic charms aka shrinks dinks if you’re not sure what...
2024-12-08 19:03:34 +0000 UTC
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Hello my Garfields, good monday!! It's snowing here, which forces all pets to get under da blankies with me.... a good monday indeed!!!
This week's freak was suggested by DawnSnowe, and also by me. I love pigs!!!!!!!!!!! Have I told the story of how in elementary school I loved pigs SO much, and since was the only vegetarian at my school, I gained the nickname "pig girl"? kids would see me and go "hey, it's pig girl!!!!" well it's not a very nice name, but I won't say it's entirely inc...
2024-12-02 21:54:57 +0000 UTC
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Hello again to all my onlysnails subscribers ;) hope you find this comic to be quite titillating...
2024-11-30 20:34:44 +0000 UTC
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