30 Year Old Virgin

March 22nd update:

Continuing on with the setup for the next update, we come back to Rain who hasn't had a lot of content for so far. This time with the promise our MC made he is helping to teach Rain how to swim but before that Rain needs a swimsuit so naturally our MC picks out one of the more skimpy bikini's he could find. More to come out for that next week.

Finalizing and working out the kinks and bugs for the Anal-Lyzer had taken a lot more time and effort than I first expected it would. But at lea...

March 14th update: (Public)

New in game feature called the Anal-Lyzer. A phone app that allows you to scan any girl and it will give you all their personal info. It gives you a 360 view of them also with a nude version. It provides the girls vagina sensitivity levels, bust sizes, pregnancy view and more.

Something I have been wanting to add in game for a while now and finally got the code and renders made for it. It ended up being a lot more work than I thought it would be but its still a nice feature to have. St...

March 14th update:

New in game feature called the Anal-Lyzer. A phone app that allows you to scan any girl and it will give you all their personal info. It gives you a 360 view of them also with a nude version. It provides the girls vagina sensitivity levels, bust sizes, pregnancy view and more.

Something I have been wanting to add in game for a while now and finally got the code and renders made for it. It ended up being a lot more work than I thought it would be but its still a nice feature to have. St...

3YoV 0.34 Live for standard access:

0.34 focuses a lot of Faye's antics. First half is shes goes too far with her pranks and now our MC is set to punish her in a series punishments, each time going a bit further and further. Will Faye comply with MC's lewd instructions or will she back down and risk being grounded?

Also the continuation of Lesbian Wars with the third scene for it. This time Faye finds one of MC's lust potions and weaponizes it towards Ash to get her revenge. Little does she know that she will accidently ...

0.33 is live for public access

This update ended up being a little larger than normal. In this update we continue with the bathroom shenanigans with Faye and Ash as things start to progress further. The main chunk of this update is with Lofi as she studies the human anatomy with three different scenes leading up to where she invites Ash to join in.

You can download 0.33 here:

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March 1st update:

The first bit for update 0.35 doesn't have any high octane sexy bits but it's more a story focused scene to help set up for the upcoming weekend events. Bridging a few plot points that need to be answered first. This scene is our MC is at the gym with Ash and he meets a few unexpected friends along the way.

3YoV 0.34 Live for one week early access:

3YoV 0.34 Live for two week early access:

0.34 focuses a lot of Faye's antics. First half is shes goes too far with her pranks and now our MC is set to punish her in a series punishments, each time going a bit further and further. Will Faye comply with MC's lewd instructions or will she back down and risk being grounded?

Also the continuation of Lesbian Wars with the third scene for it. This time Faye finds one of MC's lust potions and weaponizes it towards Ash to get her reveng...

3YoV 0.34 Live for two week early access:

3YoV 0.34 Live for two week early access:

0.34 focuses a lot of Faye's antics. First half is shes goes too far with her pranks and now our MC is set to punish her in a series punishments, each time going a bit further and further. Will Faye comply with MC's lewd instructions or will she back down and risk being grounded?

Also the continuation of Lesbian Wars with the third scene for it. This time Faye finds one of MC's lust potions and weaponizes it towards Ash to get her reveng...

0.34 live for two week early access (public post):

3YoV 0.34 Live for two week early access:

0.34 focuses a lot of Faye's antics. First half is shes goes too far with her pranks and now our MC is set to punish her in a series punishments, each time going a bit further and further. Will Faye comply with MC's lewd instructions or will she back down and risk being grounded?

Also the continuation of Lesbian Wars with the third scene for it. This time Faye finds one of MC's lust potions and weaponizes it towards Ash to get her reveng...

Feb 14th update (public):

(Made two posts for this update since it was not really feasible to put ugly censor lines over an image to make it acceptable for a patreon public post. Paid will have the regular images meanwhile public all I can do is just post this one.)

My pc power supply decided to explode earlier this week taking the house fuse with it. Thankfully it was just the power supply that went out on my computer. Got everything mostly back together but I did lose a couple days of work with my pc being dow...

Feb 14th update (Paid):

My pc power supply decided to explode earlier this week taking the house fuse with it. Thankfully it was just the power supply that went out on my computer. Got everything mostly back together but I did lose a couple days of work with my pc being down.

As for the update, still working on with Faye and Ash fighting each other. After Faye gives Ash a drink of the lust potion and Faye accidently gets a taste herself, they battle each other seeing who can make the other orgasm. 
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Feb 7th update:

For the last half of this update, we will continue on with the third part of lesbian wars where Faye will now strike back getting her revenge on Ash. After she discovers our MC's love potion recipe she makes devious plans to make use of it. But something she didnt account for goes a little wrong.

Jan 31st update:

Sorry for no update last week, I ended up being sick as fuck and bedridden for most the week. Still feeling a little residual cough and nausea but at least can do things.

Finished off Faye's chain of events where our MC blackmails Faye into doing lewd things as part of Millys punishment for her pulling all those not so nice pranks on our MC. This event is definitely a throwback to the OG trainer games made by the god among men Akabur. Still more to come develop on these events as the s...

Jan 18th update:

When you have her like this, what is it you will do?

Not too much to add this week, these renders are taking forever but I am trying to power through them as best I can. 

Jan 11th update:

This half of the update is all about Faye. Faye's shenanigans have finally caught up with her, her mom has had enough and for punishment for pranking our poor innocent and lovable MC, Faye has to spend time with him to make it up or she's grounded. All she has to do is hang out with our MC and if she behaves well he will give her a good mark to her mom. But unbeknownst to her mother our MC loves to push the boundaries to see how far he can get with it.

30 Year Old Virgin 0.32 is available for public release

0.32 is the 2024 Halloween Special. These new episodes that can be found on the laptop in the main characters room. In these episodes our MC is taking on the role of a Ghost Buster but with a small twist on how he exorcises ghosts. 

You can download 0.32.ng here:

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PC: GDrive - https://tinyurl.com/2shdzzuy Mega - 2025-01-10 19:12:41 +0000 UTC View Post

0.33 is live for standard access

This update ended up being a little larger than normal. In this update we continue with the bathroom shenanigans with Faye and Ash as things start to progress further. The main chunk of this update is with Lofi as she studies the human anatomy with three different scenes leading up to where she invites Ash to join in.

You can download 0.33 here:

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Jan 5th update

Starting off 0.34, Faye's pranks get a little out of hand. Pushing too many buttons her mother Milly has had enough of her games. In 0.34 our MC will be tasked with giving punishment to Faye. More to come of that next week.

0.33 is live for one week early access

This update ended up being a little larger than normal. In this update we continue with the bathroom shenanigans with Faye and Ash as things start to progress further. The main chunk of this update is with Lofi as she studies the human anatomy with three different scenes leading up to where she invites Ash to join in.

You can download 0.33 here:

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Win: Mega - https://tinyu...

0.33 is live for two week early access (public post)

This update ended up being a little larger than normal. In this update we continue with the bathroom shenanigans with Faye and Ash as things start to progress further. The main chunk of this update is with Lofi as she studies the human anatomy with three different scenes leading up to where she invites Ash to join in.

While you wait for 0.33 you can download 0.31 here:

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PC: Mega - 2024-12-28 17:52:25 +0000 UTC View Post

0.33 is live for two week early access

This update ended up being a little larger than normal. In this update we continue with the bathroom shenanigans with Faye and Ash as things start to progress further. The main chunk of this update is with Lofi as she studies the human anatomy with three different scenes leading up to where she invites Ash to join in.

You can download 0.33 here:

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Win: Mega - https://tinyu...

Dec 20th update:

(Sorry, I would post more images but there would be no way to censor them to satisfy patreon without it looking super goofy.)

Finishing the last animation for 0.33 as I type this. This scene ended up being larger than I initially intended but as I was making the renders it felt right for this scene to be bigger. 0.33 release will be for next week as to due to holidays I won't be home for the next few days to finish it.

With 0.33 coming that'll be three new animations in this upda...

Dec 14th update

In this scene Lofi decides to have her best friend help with studying. Why would Ash be ok with it? Well if he's blindfolded then he can't see so if he doesn't know then that makes everything a-ok.

Once I get this scene rendered and scripted then 0.33 is ready to be shipped, which should be next week or the week after at most. Holiday season is here so that will unfortunately take some time away from me to render but I will try to get things done regardless. 

Dec 6th update

(Sorry for the weird censoring lines, patreon required things)

Finishing out the coding for these two Lofi events, where she sneaks out from Ash's room to visit her older brother to learn about sexual education that she never learned at school or home.
It was a bit more Lofi content than I intended earlier but it is important storywise as she will bring more fun shenanigans with Ash and Lofi in the near future.

Nov 30th update

This update will be a bit heavier with the curious Lofi. I gave her a repeatable event for blowjobs with an animation but things will start to progress further with her as there is more to sexual education that she wants to learn.

(Sorry can't upload more images to patreon cause their porn filter)

Nov 23rd update

Finishing the renders for Ash's new bathroom scene with two animations for this one. Where I can and its reasonable I will be adding in a lot more animations. This scene our MC offers to help wash Ash and then a little more.

Nov 17th update:

Nov 17th update:

Got caught up in Arcane on Saturday I forgot to post a weekly update yesterday. Just finished the renders for the continuation of the Faye bathroom scenes. These scenes will be after the lust potion event and our MC will join Faye in the bath. Faye being the little gremlin she is things will play out a bit oddly.

Each render took three hours so it was a grind but got through them and happy with the result. After I code it in, up next is the continuation of Ash's...

30 Year Old Virgin 0.32 is available for standard release

0.32 is the 2024 Halloween Special. These new episodes that can be found on the laptop in the main characters room. In these episodes our MC is taking on the role of a Ghost Buster but with a small twist on how he exorcises ghosts. 

You can download 0.32.ng here:

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PC: GDrive - https://tinyurl.com/2shdzzuy Mega - 2024-11-14 19:47:40 +0000 UTC View Post

3YoV 0.31 is available for public release

Edit: Had to make some changes as the post was flagged by Patreon. Since its an older post I just removed the problematic images.

3YoV 0.31 is available for public release:

0.31 finishes the second half of the Stealth Level 2 update.

Two new scenes added: Lust potion with Faye and Study Lessons with Lofi.

Our MC can now create a lust potion (with the help of a friendly devil milf). Once crafted he uses it to bring out the inner libido and desire of his sister...