Mack Zack

April 2022 Story - The Finger Curse (Chapter 6)

Penelope burst through the door. She gasped, nearly screamed really, upon seeing Agnes lying belly-down on the bed with her head hanging over the edge of the bed. She looked dead at first, and Penelope clutched her heart fearing this. But then Agnes looked up at Penelope, revealing a haggard and worn face with her makeup all untidy.

“P-Princess! Are you unwell? What happened? You look AWFUL!”

Agnes tried to say something, but instead rolled over to reveal a massive, bloated st...

April 2022 Story - The Finger Curse (Chapter 5)

Princess Agnes fell asleep in her ballroom dress. She did not wish to see anyone and fiercely rejected Penelope from helping with her dress. She had locked the door and refused to see anyone at all.

She cried herself to sleep, crying away all the hopes and dreams she had of having a grand and happy marriage. She dreamed about the proposal having gone well instead, and often had tantalizing dreams within dreams in which she thought she was being proposed to only to realize she was dreami...

April 2022 Story - The Finger Curse (Chapter 4)

Penelope sighed heavily when she sat alone in the kitchen. The night was waning at half past 2 o’clock in the morning. The servants now had to clean everything up, which would most likely take another hour. Very tiring work indeed – walking here and there and picking up after the drunken ribaldry. Penelope needed a quiet respite before plunging headfirst back to work. She was still flustered about Agnes’s stomach problems.

To think – in all these years she had never once witness...

Minor change to The Finger Curse

I've gone through like 5 iterations of this story in the past couple weeks but I finally have what I hope is a banger. I ended up changing a minor detail that I should point out.

The curse that the witch puts on Agnes does not have to do with true love. I'm retconning that and will edit that out of the first chapter momentarily. So from now on, the curse is that she can't fart unless someone (anyone) pulls her finger.

It allowed much more freedom to the story, and I really got...

April 2022 Story - The Finger Curse (Chapter 3)

Lord Filmore looked dumbfounded as Agnes picked up her dress and scurried across the ballroom. She dared not look anyone in the face as she made her mad dash. She burst out into the hallway, ran up the grand stairwell, veered down a corridor to the left, and nearly broke her bedroom door by busting through it.

Her chambermaid Penelope was not there. She cursed aloud and rushed to the bathroom and began loosening her corset. It proved difficult and awkward as she flailed her hands behind...

April 2022 Story - The Finger Curse (Chapter 2)

The festivities for Agnes’s twenty-first birthday party were the most extravagant that the kingdom had ever seen or heard about. Noble guests from other kingdoms and far-away countries loitered in the main foyer, rich with tapestries and chandeliers. As dusk approached, they were herded into the ballroom, where every table was dressed in fine tablecloths and flowery centerpieces. The effect was almost like a wedding reception.

The night began with drinks and dancing. Princess Agnes ha...

April 2022 Story - The Finger Curse (Chapter 1)

The royal family of Norwich was the most pompous, snobbish, stuck-up, and privileged family in all the realm. Everyone knew this, noble and peasantry alike. If you were to cast a spell on the stray dogs and cats to let them speak and ask them who was the most pompous royal family of all, they would say Norwich. After all, they shared the same name with the kingdom itself. To date, they remained the founding royal family of the kingdom of Norwich. The royal families of other neighboring kingdo...

March 2022 Story - College Gas 101 (Chapter 7 - Final)

Emilia had experienced a hangover once before at Kim’s graduation party, but this was different. Far different. Wildly different. This was a true hangover. This was complete and total incapacitation.

Emilia woke up with a hazy memory. She recalled bits and pieces. Walking around at night. Laughing. Drinking. Looking down at her belly as her shirt kept riding up, revealing her belly button.

She fell in and out of consciousness. She recalled one explicit memory of downing a waterf...

March 2022 Story - College Gas 101 (Chapter 6)

The cheers from the rugby teams were deafening. Everyone roared them on and shouted at the top of their lungs. Emilia kept eye-contact with Rita as they drank their cups across from each other. This was much different than Beer Pong. These cups were filled to the brim with beer. By the time Emilia reached her third, she was incredibly full. She heard someone throw up behind her, but she didn’t look back. Rita was holding up her own. She was ahead of Emilia by one cup, and suddenly Emilia re...

March 2022 - College Gas 101 (Chapter 5)

Dickinson University didn’t genuinely have “sororities” and “fraternities”. Instead, if one wanted to have a good party, one would go to a suite. The suites typically housed anyone who was a junior or senior. A sophomore could get a suite, but that was relatively rare. Unlike the usual dorms with two people in it, the suites had four people – two rooms for two people connected by a common area. Suites were much more spacious and even had their own bathrooms. They were more like sm...

March 2022 Story - College Gas 101 (Chapter 4)

Emilia collected her breath after tryouts ended. She felt good about herself for once. She wasn’t winded; to her it was just a warmup. She could go on for hours if she had to. They put her and the others through warmups, basic drills, and then a brief scrimmage. She not only excelled physically but she made sure to be noticed by being the loudest person on the field, hustling her teammates and telling them to pass. Emilia noticed Rita lagging behind, but she was surprisingly still able to c...

May 2022 Story Poll

I gotta get a head start on what ya'll want me to write for May. Once I finish March, I'll go straight to April's story and then straight to May's.

This time I will go into more detail with my ideas.

Option 1: A former college student goes on vacation to Miami and by chance comes across his favorite teacher on the same flight. There is some unspoken sexual tension between then. She is older than him and he has a secret thing for cougars. Their flight gets delayed and because the...

March 2022 Story - College Gas 101 (Chapter 3)

Emilia’s fart was so monstrous that she still felt embarrassed about it the next couple days. Even though Melissa had long-since forgotten about it and never alluded to it, Emilia kept thinking about it. She felt vulnerable. Not even Zack heard a fart like that come out of her, or any of her high school friends for that matter. She shied away from Melissa after dinner and hid in the bathroom more frequently to make sure she got everything out.

It wasn’t until Melissa herself farted ...

March 2022 Story - College Gas 101 (Chapter 2)

Emilia will never forget how she met her roommate Melissa Pereira.

Minutes after her parents dropped her off, Emilia was unpacking her bags in her dorm. The room was quite small, but such was the way with freshman dorms. It was cozy, to put a positive spin on it. Apparently, Melissa had already arrived earlier and unpacked her stuff. She had hung up a framed poster of Cristiano Ronaldo above her bed, along with few FIFA World Cup flags from various years, and a giant flag of Brazil. She...

Finally catching up

I will be finally posting chapters of the March story. It turned out differently from the Christmas story idea but I think this is a much better starting point and the Christmas story will have to wait for later. This sets up my OC universe much better and won't be as confusing. Hope you enjoy it!

(I still have to figure out a damn name for it)

March Story - College Gas 101 (Chapter 1)

Emilia Bankowski was going to Dickinson University all by herself. There was nobody else from her high school attending with her. Not Kim, not Michelle, not Alessa, and not Sonam. In some ways it was exciting, and in other ways not so exciting. Who was to say her roommate wouldn’t be as forgiving about her farts as her friends were? Forgiving might be the wrong word. They weren’t so much forgiving as they simply “put up” with her.

To put it bluntly, Emilia farted a lot. For as l...

hrrrnnnggg

Still haven't posted the March story. I know. Life is finally starting to get back to normal, but last week broke me a bit because my job is giving me a hard time about the days I took off for covid. I know. Yay capitalism.

I also hit a snag with the Christmas story. Long story short, I realized I was writing two stories at once and decided to separate them. This Christmas story started in the wrong place and I have a new starting point. I hope you'll like it. 

April Story Poll

You know the drill.

Patience is a virtue

I ask that you please be patient for the overdue March story. Like I said, covid got in the way. I really got into the story and this one is gonna be THICC. It's chock-full of characters and backstory. I find it important to me because it will be the first story that sets the stage to my fictional universe that follows the gassy misadventures of a group of college girls.

I think this time I will be posting the story chapter by chapter. So I will actually be posting Chapter 1 very soon...

covid got in the way

Hey folks,

In case you haven't heard, I caught covid last week. I would have had the March story ready by now but I was just too sick to write. Today I started feeling able to function again, so I'm good to go.

-Mack

March 2022 story update

Looks like the Christmas-themed story is going to win by a landslide.

The best thing is that I already wrote a quarter of this story. I stopped because I wasn't sure about the backstory of the main characters, but I recently changed it when I saw that option was winning.

I'm aiming to have it a week from today. If by any chance not, expect it the following week.

The Christmas-themed story is going to be a reboot of my main OCs. If you remember "A Good Night" and "An Ir...

correction!

The formerly titled "Intolerant Love" is now "Lactose Love" instead. I just think it has a better ring to it.

I also reuploaded the story in that post because I changed some minor descriptions and edited a couple mistakes (they work from 9AM to 6PM, not 9PM to 6PM lol)

I realized that Nicole's description is similar to another character I have in mind later, so I want to make them a bit more distinct. 

March 2022 Story Poll

Okay, since we're just starting out, I'm still allowing all tiers to vote in the poll. 

There are more $1 tier people than $5 tier people, and I just think it would be unfair for now to have only two people be the deciding factors for what I write.

Lactose Love - February 2022 Story (Patreon Only)

Kept you waiting, huh?  I went HAM on this story. I had so much fun with it. I hope you do too.  

You need to reread the first chapter since I changed details and added new ones.

I didn't realize until now that posting stories here would be a bit cumbersome. Shorter stories might be posted in their entirety here. Stories this long would be pdf attachments.

February story almost done

Don't worry. a tad bit late but I should be done tomorrow. I'm excited to show ya'll!

March poll will be posted tomorrow!

Sneak Peek of Feb 2022 Story

Still a work-in-progress. No title yet. But this is the first chapter of the lactose intolerant girl story that won the poll.
-------------------------------------------------------------

The Ice Cream Barn wasn’t doing too well. One would think that an ice cream parlor shaped like a barn with more available flavors than all the local ice cream parlors combined would be a hit. But the location of The Ice Cream Barn wasn’t in an ideal spot. Unlike its family-run competitors, The I...

oh snap ya'll are actually joining

Hooray! Thank you so much! Come Monday the 21st I will start writing the story that wins the poll! Remember to vote if you haven't already!

February 2022 Story Poll

FOR THIS MONTH ONLY - BOTH TIERS CAN VOTE FOR THIS MONTH'S STORY!

Choose which story idea you would want me to finish writing first for the month of February!