“We’re hooome~” Megumin gleefully declared as the two of them entered their collective home. Immediately the welcoming atmosphere and quiet Aqua screams in the background soothed Kazuma’s soul.
“Good to be home. What a day…” Kazuma sighed, shooting a brief look at his companion, who personally crafted herself to be as inhuman as possible. A human and a dragon mouth, an extra dragon eye along with curves to make succubi jealous and a much more appropriate a...
2024-08-10 21:56:00 +0000 UTC
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Paul: “Are you serious?!? You are giving this for Christmas?!?”
Derek: “Yap. Just for you.”
Paul: “Are you sure? Thing looks kinda expensive…”
Derek: “That's because it probably is. It’s a real sapphire crystal in a cool little necklace. Had to think of you when I saw it. And when I noticed that the price was also very acceptable, I thought this might be the perfect time to sweep our childish rivalry under the ru...
2024-08-10 21:55:01 +0000 UTC
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“Alright, I did my thing. Now where are we heading?” Megumin asked, patiently following Kazuma on their way back to the town, still happily sizzling from her dragon mouth while her wings flapped excitedly. She was definitely in a good mood.
And honestly Kazuma couldn't blame her. As much as he changed her, the thing he didn’t touch was her love for explosion magic. And now that she was half dragon, apparently one thing that did change was the fact that she no longer col...
2024-08-08 21:56:01 +0000 UTC
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“This is ridiculous! Absolute blasphemy!” Myne yelled, rightfully pissed as she bangged her fists against the metal bars of her prison. She was furious, positively fuming, although the female prison guard looked less than impressed by her tantrum. “I am part of the Melromarc Royal family! A princess, you hear me?! When word gets out that you in your audacity dared to imprison a princess of one of the world's superpowers in here, your head will roll faster than you can think!”
2024-08-08 21:55:01 +0000 UTC
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I am really sorry about the massive delay, there has just been a lot to do lately and I always seemed to have something else to do on my evenings. But better a week late than never XD
This times theme is "Ships". It's all about Ships. Shiping characters you think belong together, or making something with ship girls. Maybe a captain of a ship girl, or watching how the ship sinks type of story. It doesn't matter. Justify yourself why you think your idea classify's as a "ship" story of som...
2024-08-07 18:21:41 +0000 UTC
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Another day, another chance to add to Kazuma’s ever growing list of allies. Though this time around he had found himself in a place that was most unfamiliar to him, and without any of his friends or allies to boot.
He just happened to find himself in a forest, one he hadn’t really seen before. To be honest he wasn’t even sure if he was in the vicinity of Axel anymore. Really all he could do at this point was either find a noticeable lead to where he was or ask som...
2024-08-06 21:56:01 +0000 UTC
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“This is stupid. Who would ever believe makeshift horror stories like that?” Liam shook his head, rolling his eyes and crossing his hands at the absurdity his friends had just declared.
“I am totally serious! This thing is used in practice for real!” William adamantly retorts, and proudly elaborates further. “My father even helped design this and oversees it being used on actual horses. For test results and stuff.”
Liam was still not impress...
2024-08-06 21:55:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello there. You can call me Esma, no need for formalities. Ehm… as you can probably tell from the looks of it I am in quite the predicament. Do you mind…?
Eh? No, not because of the other girl. Her name is Ika and she is my girlfriend. She is very welcome to do what she likes and wouldn't even want you to stop her. Although I am going to be honest and say that I am not even sure if you could stop her if you tried.
How did I end up like this…? Err… th...
2024-08-04 21:55:01 +0000 UTC
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You know this feeling when you make a plan but then see something that makes you have a double take and then change your plan on a dime? Yeah, Kazuma had that kind of moment just now.
While his plan was definitely to go to the guild and exact his evil schemes of more powerabusery there, seeing Megumin on the street, walking towards the exit of the city, alone, made him quickly reevaluate his plans for today. She had that look on her face and she made no effort in hiding...
2024-08-03 00:11:38 +0000 UTC
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1 Star review from KitsuneFan29 (edited to 4 Stars)
So okay, I get that this store might not have been fully intended for my particular needs, but with a name like “Store of the wildest Dreams”, I just had to try it out, you know?
Imagine this, it’s Wednesday afternoon, you’re on your break from work and you have been eyeing this store for a while now...
2024-08-02 21:55:00 +0000 UTC
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No matter the time, be it in a bygone era or the far future: I will rise again and again. The queen will always return!
Drawn by the amazingly lovely 97Tsukishima
And a special thank you to all the Nagisa's priest patreons that voted for this amazing choice!
2024-07-28 18:55:30 +0000 UTC
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“This SUUUHUUUCKS!” Saaga groaned, trying to shield herself from the sun somehow. Great start into the day, that's for sure. On paper, the suggestion of her best friend Poco sounded okay. Just go to the beach together, spend some time swimming and cool off on this frankly criminally hot day.
But guess what? Even just arriving at the beach was horrible. The parking spots were overfilled which was a clear sign to come, and the beach was absolutely chock full with peop...
2024-07-27 22:43:01 +0000 UTC
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KABOOM!!!
“We finally found you! It’s time for you to go down!” The black haired goddess candidate shouted, after she blasted down the door holding her gun at the ready. The pink-haired candidate behind her just kinda looked at her embarrassed.
“Are you sure you needed to bust down the door? I mean, we haven’t even checked if it was locked yet, Uni…” She said, slightly fidgeting behind her black-haired friend. Uni however stood steadfast.&...
2024-07-24 00:26:31 +0000 UTC
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That bell. That haunting sound of a bell. It still haunted Lightness despite it having been a while since she last heard it. Yet, she couldn't forget. The fear and anticipation of that bell still ringing in the back of her head. Until the real one strikes again.
Ding~
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The whole thing started yesterday, while Lightness was just on her way home. It wasn’t a particularly important night, nor did she have any speci...
2024-07-20 10:42:20 +0000 UTC
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It was a regular afternoon for most people in the city of Axel. The sun was peeking through the cloudy sky from time to time, people were buzzing around the market filled streets and the first few adventuring parties were just coming home from another day of hard work.
Kazuma meanwhile was basically beaming with a smile from one end of his face to the other, incredibly pleased about his results and eager to cause some more mischief. After all, he did just get the first power ...
2024-07-15 13:51:47 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone Hiros53 here with a small message. I know Futa is for everyone and I get it. That’s why I’ll only upload the Futa version of this story to patreon. If that is not for you, but you still want to enjoy the story, go here to DA. That's the tame Rod-less story. Thanks for listening.
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‘That was something’ Kazuma thought to himself as he plopped himself...
2024-07-10 16:09:13 +0000 UTC
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What are you waiting for? Nothing ever goes wrong when people make wishes of genies~ Trust me, bro~
Drawn by the amazingly lovely 97Tsukishima
And a special thank you to all the Nagisa's priest patreons that voted for this amazing choice!
2024-07-09 01:03:29 +0000 UTC
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This times theme is "Nep nep nep". There are waaaay to few Neptunia stories in my arsenal. Let's change that. Give me your best shot. What would you turn which character of the Neptunia series into and how?
Also as a refresher: This is the REGULAR patreon poll for Maries followers (3€ Tier). There is also a Premium Priest only poll where votes are worth tw...
2024-07-05 09:16:36 +0000 UTC
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Hi there, it's me, Jared. Is Clare around? I kinda need her to handle my… uhm… specific needs right now.
No, not any ol boutique assistant will work. I need Clair because she knows how to handle my specific circumstance. This isn't something that just anyone can do.
She is on holiday…? That sucks. That sucks really badly, because I can’t… I have to do this right now.
Argh, be like that. Yes, follow me. We are going to cambine ...
2024-07-01 21:59:14 +0000 UTC
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It’s 2am and it felt to them like the night had just started. Azza and Roze have been sitting on their bed for literal hours, with nothing being able to stop their amazing night together. They have been talking, playing, teasing and so much more, having a time where both of them could not stop smiling through it the entire time.
“I have been wondering. How well can you use those paws of yours, Roze?” Azza asked, her wing flapping eagerly behind her. “They look m...
2024-06-25 11:20:51 +0000 UTC
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“Ughhh… I am so beat…” Rit exclaimed, collapsing face first on their bed with a very loud thump. Red just giggled as he watched her with loving eyes, Rit just sinking more and more into the bed as all of her muscles relaxed.
“It was a rough day. A lot of things happened, but I am happy things worked out for all of us.” Red spoke as he sat down on the bed next to Rit, and gently patted her head, making her purr happily in the bedsheets, barely audible. But th...
2024-06-20 19:00:54 +0000 UTC
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You find yourself standing in a fancy looking great hall, akin to what you have heard a throne room should look like. Yet you have a hard time enjoying the few, as two practically identical looking centaurs each hold one of your arms, making it impossible for you to move. They are way too strong for you to break out, so you have no choice but to go wherever they want you to go.
And that was apparently right here in the great hall. The centaurs stood there for a while mo...
2024-06-14 01:27:08 +0000 UTC
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“...This doesn’t make sense.” Kyoko Kirigiri, renowned in the world as the Ultimate Detective, frowned, softly speaking to herself as she slowly walked circles in the lobby of the hotel.
She was here on vacation together with the rest of her ultimate friends and partners, coming back to the Jabberwock Islands to take some time off and, as their teachers put it: “Train their ultimate abilities.”
Yeah, so far practically no one had done any trai...
2024-06-09 00:20:46 +0000 UTC
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It was the day before the graduation ceremony. Every single one of Maria Cambell’s friends had passed all the exams with flying colors… well, except Katarina Claes, though even she had managed to get through all of her classes. Which was kind of a wonder and a relief at the same time to Maria, as she knew that Katarina really wasn’t academically strong.
But that hardly mattered, since she had many qualities that more than made up what little shortcomings she had. Like h...
2024-06-08 21:55:01 +0000 UTC
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“This is a trick right? It has to be! ...Right?” Christian walked down the hallway of his school, staring at the letter in his hand the entire time. “There is no way THE Hope Kibo wants my opinion on a song she wrote right out of the blue. I mean, she is a town-famous idol, and I am a nobody. Heck, I have only ever talked like five times to her and I’m sure one of those times I offended her....
2024-06-07 21:55:01 +0000 UTC
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“Alright big guy, I’ll give you a choice.” Nagisa, the goddess of darkness spoke, a dark aura of confidence surrounding her with her wearing an extremely smug smile. “You either submit to me completely, let me transform everyone in your kingdom into monster girls of my choice and choose to serve the goddess of darkness with all your heart, or…”
“That's preposterous.” The majestic looking king replied, standing up from his throne at her absurd request. “What ...
2024-06-06 21:55:01 +0000 UTC
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KABOOM!!!
“Hold it right there, you criminal scum!” The white-haired goddess in the skimpy black suit yelled as she busted down the door of a small house in Planeptune.
“The protagonists of this story have arrived! Give up now because you stand no chance!” The purple-haired and twin-tailed goddess announced, as she proudly floated into the room. The four guys inside the room cheered at their arrival.
“Neptune… I mean Purple Heart, it's been like three ...
2024-06-05 21:55:01 +0000 UTC
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There are a lot of different people in this world. Some want to make the world a better place, some want to just get through their life from day to day. And some would do anything to become a red-headed demon girl, whether that means making a contract with a demon or an even more terrifying creature, or more likely, just poking writers online until they finally write a story about them.
Azara definitely belonged to the latter group. Yes, as a guy he wanted to become a demon g...
2024-06-04 21:55:01 +0000 UTC
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This times theme is "Spiced up love life". When love is starting to bloom, then there is nothing more special than throwing in a massive tf to throw their relationship into new chaos. This can include freshly blooming love, or reigniting love between a long time pair.
Also as a refresher: This is the REGULAR patreon poll for Maries followers (3€ Tier). There is also a 2024-06-03 23:15:55 +0000 UTC
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“There Luther! Can’t you see that back there? Exactly what I have been telling you!” I yelled because I anticipated this exact moment for years. With my binoculars, I could see them from that far away before they could ever spy me, so we had the advantage here.
“No, I don't see what you mean, Pero. That back there is just…”
“The Demon King has returned! Look, there's his army, fully-fledged and armed to the teeth!” I jumped up to my feet as I threw the b...
2024-06-03 21:55:01 +0000 UTC
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