(Part 3) Kazuma knows reality better than you (Megumin Dragon TF)

You know this feeling when you make a plan but then see something that makes you have a double take and then change your plan on a dime? Yeah, Kazuma had that kind of moment just now. 

While his plan was definitely to go to the guild and exact his evil schemes of more powerabusery there, seeing Megumin on the street, walking towards the exit of the city, alone, made him quickly reevaluate his plans for today. She had that look on her face and she made no effort in hiding it.

“Yeah, she is definitely planning on blowing something up, that's for sure.” Kazuma thought out loud, changing the direction of his path immediately. “And she is going alone. This girl, I swear…”

Megumin was even somewhat sneaking around. Between her enthusiastic skips and jumps, she sometimes was scanning the surroundings really hard as if to make sure no one saw her. However looking behind her seemed to not be her strong suit. “She really did plan to sneak out of town without us noticing… Yeah, I am definitely using my powers on her for evil.”

The chase was on, although it didn't really require a lot of running. Or much walking for that matter, as she stopped pretty close to the outskirts of the city and checked out the area. “That should be far enough. Many legendary demons and dragons have been trying to hold back the sheer might that needs to be released right now. But even they cant stop me. Nothing can stop the overwhelming might of…”

“You sure about that?” 

“WUUUHAAAAW?”

All he needed to do was question Megumin to throw her completely of her game, shocking her so hard that she even dropped her beloved staff on the ground. Although she quickly picked it back up again.

“K-Kazuma? What are you doing here? Are you here to stop the fated retribution of the heavenly demon?”

“Nah. I am here to play a game with you. Because you want to use your magic, and I wanna use mine too.”

Megumin instantly took two steps back and grabbed a hold of her skirt. Oh yeah, that was one of Kazuma’s spells too, wasn’t it? He had almost completely forgotten about Steal due to his shiny new power. 

“Don’t worry, it isn't Steal.” Kazuma winked, to which Megumin sceptically let go of her skirt again. “And my new power can’t even do anything if you don’t say something stupid. It really completely depends on you. Promise~”

“HA! Then your power is useless against me! The crimson demon Megumin would never say something that would play into another person's magic.”

Kazuma audibly giggled. “No, I don’t think so. You say stupid things that play into my magic all the time. Oh this is going to be so much fun~”

“Fun…? Did you just say that to confuse me or was there more to it?” Megumin asked, clearly not understanding the gravity of the situation she now found herself in. At this point Kazuma truly couldn't contain his laughter anymore to which Megumin just became a bit pouty.

“Don’t worry about it~ This is nothing your small head can handle!” Kazuma laughed, to which Megumin angrily pointed at him. “Small head? I might not be big, but my head is way smarter than anything you can muster!”

Oh boy, she was really giving him pure gold to work with. In that case…

“No, I don’t think so. No one would call someone like you who is in their mid twenties not big. Especially when they are almost two meters tall.”

“You…! That’s not true!” Megumin protested, growing right in front of Kazuma, becoming taller and more mature by the second. “I am still not big and will never be big! My chest for example is still very unimpressive!”

“No, I don’t think so. You have massive knockers up front!” Kazuma countered, making Megumin's clothes start to rise from her body as the mounds on her chest started to expand exponentially.

“I am still nowhere near as busty as say Aqua!” Megumin retorted, unintentionally jiggling her massive front far above Kazuma due to her increased height.

“No, I don’t think so. You are even bustier than Aqua.” Megumin groaned as those words reached her, her chest becoming so massive that the mounds were overtaking her head twice over.

Yet for some inexplicable reason, Megumin just didn’t stop. “There is more to being a small lady than just the chest dammit! My freaking butt is as small as they come! There is no one in town with a smaller butt than me!”

“No, I don’t think so. Your ass, thighs and hips are among the biggest in town, perfectly in line with your bust size. Are you done pretending to be small?” Why she was getting so into it was beyond Kazuma’s understanding, but the level at which she was digging her own grave was truly hilarious.

Just as expected Megumin's hips exploded outwards, and so did her ass and thighs. Her little dress, despite being scaled up to her now very intimidating height, did practically nothing to hide her new wobbly behind, or her boulder crushing thighs for that matter. With cleavage, ass and thighs and full view, Kazuma really liked the outcome of this exchange so far.

“Grr…” Megumin, on the other hand, looked very pissed. However not because she just doubled in height and almost gained double her previous bodyweight in assets alone. “Stop talking against everything I say! It's super irritating! If you don’t I’ll teach you how to fly with this demonic staff of mine!”

“Why? Can your staff fly?” Kazuma sarcastically asked, having the time of his life.

“What a stupid proposition. Does my staff look like wings to you? Also I only have one, so how would that even work?” Megumin asked, stopping Kazuma in his tracks. He was severely taken aback by her proposition, to which a smile slowly crept on his face once again.

“You know what? Not a bad idea. No, I don’t think so. What you call staffs look like wings because they are. No doubt about that. And you do have two, both of them growing out of your back like the wings of a dragon~” Kazuma retorted, ready to watch hell unfold.

Megumin’s staff flung itself out of her hand, the moment it left her hands apparently forgotten by the mage herself. In the air, it split apart, becoming two identical copies of each other, before seemingly impaling Megumin's back simultaneously. She gasped lewdly as the staffs became part of her body, more spikes growing from its wooden exterior as the material changed to wood colored bones. 

The orbs at the top of the staffs remained floating, casting energy like projections of wings down her added structure, definitely casting the illusion of real wings on the back of Megumin's really curvy body. 

It definitely fit her bombshell body way better than Kazuma expected, although Megumin looked more confused than anything else at that moment. So Kazuma dared to ask the question to her face. “What’s up? You look so absent.”

“...how do I cast my explosion magic? I can’t do it with my hands… should I buy a staff in town?” She replied, clearly looking very uncomfortable. 

Ah, makes sense. As she is now, that staff never existed and so she can’t cast her favorite spell. Go figure. Better fix her up.

“Do you really need a staff to cast your spell?” Kazuma asked.

“OF COURSE I DO!!!” Megumin blasted back, shocking the guy. “What sort of dumb question is that? No human can control the sheer might of the explosion magic with their hands alone! And I am obviously no dragon that can simply breath fire and explosions from their mouths! Hrpf. Honestly…”

Kazuma Blinked. Once again, Megumin definitely has the best ideas. Alright then, here goes nothing.

“No, I don’t think so. Your dragon mouth can definitely breathe both fire and explosions.” Kazuma spoke, thinking through his words very carefully. “You are part dragon after all, therefore you have both a human mouth and a dragon mouth that sits just above your human mouth.”

It was as if Megumin's face was splitting apart horizontally, with a new and very long way to open up her face revealing itself out of nowhere. Sharp teeth revealed themself from beneath the almost monstrous jaw, spanning almost from one ear to the other, being several times bigger than her human mouth. 

To be honest, it made her look much more terrifying than before. But at least it noticeably calmed her down, as Megumin went from anxious to self conscious. “Hey… That's just how I look, okay? Making fun of my dragon jaw isn’t nice, you know?”

“Good thing you only have that and are otherwise entirely human~” Kazuma declared, ready to go even further. “I mean, could you imagine how scary you would be if you had more than just a dragon's mouth?”

“I feel like you are mocking me again, and I don’t appreciate it!” Megumin crossed her arms underneath her massive chest, unknowingly giving quite the bounce that almost made Kazuma chock on his giggle. “Although I do agree I am happy I don't have a dragon's eye. From what I can tell those always are the scariest of all the dragon traits.”

“No, I don’t think so.” Kazuma instantly retorted, once again thankful for Megumin's amazing suggestion. “Right on your forehead sits a massive, scary dragon eye that intimidates people simply by you making third eye contact~”

This time her forehead split apart, eyelids forming where there were previously none. Then, in one motion a massive eye blinked open, bloodred on the outside, yellow on the inside with a vertically slitted pupil in the center. It left quite the impact on Kazuma the moment that monstrous eye glared down at him.

…definitely scary, no question. Oh boy.

“Alright, that's it. I am sick of you making fun of me!” Megumin declared, her dragon mouth starting to sizzle. “I don’t know what you think you would gain from taunting me so much, but if you don’t stop I will blast you into next tuesday.”

Kazuma gulped. Maybe he had made her a little bit too scary. With her dragon mouth sizzling and her dragon eye staring into his soul, this might not have been the best idea. Megumin clearly picked up on it too. ”That’s right! I am the one who calls the shots on when my explosion magic is cast! Now Kazuma, I would prefer if you…”

“No, I don't think so!” Kazuma quickly shouted, his eyes shining from a stupid idea that just opened itself up. “I am the one calling the shots on when your magic is cast, because your dragon mouth completely obeys me. It always does what I tell it to do and you have barely any control over it!”

The sizzling of the dragon jaw stopped. There was a brief moment between the two of them, with Megumin staring down at him menacingly and Kazuma looking back at her hopefully. And then Megumin just sighed. 

“I know. That's why I am actually quite happy that you are here.” She said, cocking her hips outwards and putting her hand on her it. “You know the drill Kazuma. I came out here because i want to cast explosion magic. Could you… help me out? Please?”

That was unexpected. Apparently now she was much more forgiving towards her since he was the only reason she could even cast explosion magic. Even with a completely ridiculous body, explosions are all Megumin ever thinks about. 

Make her boobs each three times the size of her head? Her hips twice the width of her shoulders? Double her age or turn her into a dragon. Give her an extra eye and mouth or turn her staff into wings. It doesn't matter. Apparently all this girl needs in her life were explosions, and Kazuma can respect her for it. 

“Sure thing, if you really want that, then I guess I have no choice.” Kazuma sighed with a smile, while the massive and massively bouncy Megumin stared at him excitedly. Even her dragon eye somehow looked adorable like that.

“Megumin. Cast explosion.” Kazuma declared, and immidaitly her dragon mouth opened up, the inside of her mouth glowing bluish pink. A ball started to form in front of her mouth as energy from every different angle started to gather. Starts entered and left the field of view as the spell reached its climax.

“EXEPLOSIIIIIOOOOOOOON!!!” Megumin shouted, her voice much more refined and mature, but with a childlike glee that apparently never vanished. Moments later…

KAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

…ah, not gonna lie. Of all the explosions Kazuma has seen so far, this one might have just been the prettiest. A victory for the sexy dragon mage of explosions~