Ohhhh mama. Sorry about the wait gang, I've been up to my ears in a to-do list that never ends. Hope a bit of a longer episode makes up for it though!
In this Episode, Elm and Avery chat about how the party went...
Marketplace Mischief Part 10
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The Password is "Enby"
Our wonderful model this time around is YoursTrulyxRen. They're a genuinely delightful hu...
2025-07-31 18:33:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hi what's up what's goooood. How you doing? You got everything you need? Coffee? Water? Something fun for the joy reasons? Great cause I've gott PART 9 for ya today!
In this Episode, Elm and Avery discuss the legacy of historical asshole and inventor of breakfast cereal, Dr John Harvey Kellogg.
Marketplace Mischief Part 9
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The Password is "Enby"
Omg hellooooooo. How's it going? I'm pretty busy ngl but I think if I just stop breathing that should really free up some more time to be productive. Do you know how much time the average person spends breathing in a day? Embarrassing. What a waste. Tune into my podcast for more great work hacks.
Anywayyyy I've got Marketplace Mischief Part 8 for ya today! Hope you like ittt!
In this Episode, Elm takes a shower
Marketplace Mischief Part 8
Hey hi helloooooo. How's it going? Its freakin hot out where I am rn. I'm talkin bag o ice cubes on the back of the neck hot. So yeah. Living the dream over here babyyyy.
I've got Marketplace Mischief Part 7 for ya todayyyy! Hope you all enjoy!
In this Episode, Elm is (surprising nobody) hungover.
Marketplace Mischief Part 7
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The Password is "Enby"
Heya, gang! What's upppp! Keeping your head about water? That's good. If not uh, that's okay, I'm not a Doctor but I'm pretty sure keeping your head under water for extended periods never hurt anyone. Keep up the good work.
I've got Marketplace Mischief Part 6 for ya todayyyy! Hope you all enjoy!
In this Episode, Elm and Avery have a late night conversation (It's 9pm)
Marketplace Mischief Part 6
Well hey! What's good, king? How's it hangin? Are you being a magnanimous ruler to your peasants? I hope so. I've heard rumblings that they aren't so hyped about this "divine right of kings thing" anymore. I'd keep an eye out if I were you. In the meantime, sire, I've gotten Marketplace Mischief Part 5 made for you. Hope you like ittttt.
In this Episode, Avery and Elm actually maybe finally talk about Elm's weird beef with Avery. Sort of.
Marketplace Mischief Part 5
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2025-07-09 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Well hi there! Hope you all are kicking ass, taking names and whatever else it is that you get up to on a Friday (mostly just those two for me tbh).
I've got Part 4 of Marketplace Mischief for ya today! Hope you like it!
Marketplace Mischief Part 4
In this Episode, Avery and Elm discuss the 1925 Geneva Protocol and it's relation to chemical warfare. (Bet you didn't expect that one, hey? Lmao)
2025-07-04 18:07:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Omggg hey! How's it going?? I'm swinging by to give you Part 3 of our shiny NEW story!!
Huzzah! Hope you like itttt
Marketplace Mischief Part 3
In this Episode, Avery texts Elm post bookshelf pick up, they talk about a cat.
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The Password is "Enby"
Our wonderful model this time around is YoursTrulyxRen. They're a genuinely delightful human, h...
2025-06-30 19:21:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hi hello! Hope you all are doing well. Excited to report I've got Part 2 of Marketplace Mischief here for ya! (Can I also just be all soft for a sec and say I appreciate all the support for the new story? It's always scary starting a new one, but you all are so so lovely. SO HEY THANKS ❤️)
Anywhooo check out part twoooooo!
Marketplace Mischief Part 2
In this Episode, Avery discovers he has Elm on instagram already...
WHOAH HI!!! Omg it's been a bit. I hope you all have had a good couple of days since we wrapped up Tabletop Temptations. It was one hell of a ride. Thanks again for sticking around for it all!!
I'm super excited to show you the first part of our new story!! I think this one will end up much shorter than Tabletop Temptations for a multitude of reasons, but regardless I hope you enjoy! I'm already having fun with where it's going.
Check it out here!!
Marketplace Mischie...
2025-06-21 20:52:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoahhhh hello. Damn here we are. The end of a 50+ part story??? That's insane, ya'll. I literally couldn't have done it without all of you. Ya'll are so supportive and lovely and I appreciate it so so so much!
Your patience has been for a good purpose though because godddddamn this is big post. Topped out at 8000 words, 2000 slides and idk I lost track of images ahahah. But hey, you've got to do a 50 part story justice by finishing strong right??? (I've never done something this huge ...
2025-06-15 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhoah hey guys!! Sorry about the radio silence. I uh... Sort of went overboard with the finale lmao.
This is the largest story I've ever done by an insane margin. I really should have made it two posts or honestly even three. It's like 8000 words and over 100 slides and I was like well I may as well integrate all these extra pictures and.... Ahaha and here we are. I figured I should message and at least letcha know what was happening behind the scenes.
Anyway, this mega w...
2025-06-14 22:45:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hey! Hi! Hello! Nice to see you here. Well, one more week has past, a week spent busily working in my smutty, smutty laboratory to churn out TABLETOP TEMPTATIONS: THE BETH ENDING!! This one is by far the cutest one imo. I hope you all enjoy!
(In case you missed it, the polls were so close that I'm going to be dropping us into the Tabletop Temptations Multiverse so we can see what happens if Obi chooses each girl AND, just for fun, ALL of them... Stay tuned!)
So! Here ...
2025-06-05 21:38:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Omfggg hellooooo. It's been a minute, but that's because I've been busy working in the smut mines to get you this delightful piece of work. It's the Iris Ending!!
(In case you missed it, the polls were so close I'm going to be dropping us into the Tabletop Temptations Multiverse so we can see what happens if Obi chooses each girl AND, just for fun, ALL of them...)
This episode is even bigger than the Alicia ending so woof. Buckle upppp!
So! Here it is... Tabletop Temptations...
2025-05-29 21:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoahhhh sorry. Didn't mean to walk in on you like that. I'll knock next time. I was just so freakin excited to be dropping off the ALICIA ENDING of Tabletop Temptations.
(In case you missed it, the polls were so close I'm going to be dropping us into the Tabletop Temptations Multiverse so we can see what happens if Obi chooses each girl AND, just for fun, ALL of them...)
I'm not sure why I didn't think this would happen but it seems clear now that the Ending Episodes are going t...
2025-05-23 18:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Well the polls are closed, folks! Thanks to all who voted. Genuinely it's so lovely to have people give their input! 🥲
I'm sure you all are wondering about the results so....
Drumroll!! 🥁🥁🥁
The winner and the official ending is....
A two way tie. Looooool.
So in the main poll, the attempt at polyamory (aka Obi tries to get with all three) option was a smidge ahead with 43% of the votes, while 38% of the votes were for a parallel universe sty...
2025-05-19 19:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Helloooo my friends! Hope you all are doing well! I've got the penultimate chapter of Tabletop Temptations for you all here today! (Probably?)
Just a reminder! The poll to decide the ending closes tonight!! So if you want to vote on how you think our nearly 50 part Tabletop Temptations saga should come to an end make sure you do so asap. After it closes I'll start furiously writing and planning for our final (or final couple) episode based on how you've all decided we should wrap thing...
2025-05-18 21:07:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hello there!! What's happening, what's good? How's your day??? Nice. That's good (unless it's not). Regardless I've got Part 48 of TABLETOP TEMPTATIONS FOR YOUUU. Please enjoyyy
P.S. We still have 4 more days to decide how Tabletop Temptations is going to end!! We're pretty neck in neck for a polyamory attempt ending or a parallel universe thing where we get to see Obi shoot his shot with each of the 3 girls. So if you've got thoughts, don't forget to vote!!
In t...
2025-05-14 17:19:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah what's up friends!! Hope you all are enjoying your weekend so far!! I've got a cheeky little Part 47 for you todayyyy.
P.S. Don't forget you can still vote for how the ending is gonna shake out! We're pretty neck in neck for a polyamory attempt ending or a parallel universe thing where we get to see Obi shoot his shot with each of the 3 girls. So if you've got thoughts, don't forget to vote!!
Phew, with that out of the way, on to PART 47!!
In this episode, Beth do...
2025-05-10 18:23:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Omg hello! Hows it going??? Psst Don't forget you can now officially vote on the ending of our Tabletop Temptations Saga! I've pinned the poll which means so long as you're in the correct tier (tier "You Want Me" and up) you should see it at the top of your page!! Let me know how you think this whopping 50 part series should wrap up!!
Phew, with that out of the way, on to PART 46!!
In this episode, Obi and Iris switch roles.
Part 46
Hey hi, what's good? Hope you all are doing well! Don't forget you can now officially vote on the ending of our Tabletop Temptations Saga! I've pinned the poll which means so long as you're in the correct tier (tier "You Want Me" and up) you should see it at the top of your page!!
Anywhooo on to E45!!
In this episode, Obi and Alicia talk about their night. The next day Obi reaches out to Iris...
Part 45
Whoah hey gang! How’s your day going?
Oh my day is going pretty good! Thanks for asking.
I just wanted to swing by for a little chat, actually. Why don't you pull up a seat!
It feels to me that Tabletop Temptations is in the closing stretch but I’m really honestly torn about how it should all wrap up. 🥲
What actually is the best call for our sweet boy Obi?? Is it a proper relationship with his long time friend /occasional dom Alicia? Is it a casual friends wi...
2025-05-01 23:28:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Guten tag homies! Hope you all are vibing. Its been a busy week over here at smut writing headquarters but I've lovingly slapped together Part 44 for ya'll! Hope you enjoyyy
In this episode, Obi and Alicia have a heart to heart...
Part 44
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Password is Nat20
Our three lovely models as per usual are Morgan Quinn as Alicia, YourSophia as Iris and, My ...
What's uppp crew! Hope you're surviving the start to your week! Take this to help you survive, homie! You got this!
In this episode, Beth and Obi reflect on their hang... Beth gets competitive.
Part 43
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Password is Nat20
Our three lovely models as per usual are Morgan Quinn as Alicia, YourSophia as Iris and, My Little Betsy as Beth!
Al...
Hey gang! Hope everyone is enjoying spring and all its various goodness! Keep up the good work, you've got this. In honor of your good work today, I'm dropping off Part 42! Please enjoyyy!
In this episode Beth finally arrives... Obi chats with Alicia about his reoccuring nerves, Beth asks him about outfits and Iris has really bad timing..
Part 42
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2025-04-18 18:51:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hey hi! Whatsup, what's happening? How's it hanging? Oh yeah? You think that's crazy? Get a load of this...
Part 41
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Password is Nat20
Our three lovely models are Morgan Quinn as Alicia, YourSophia as Iris and, My Little Betsy as Beth!
All three are a delight and agreed to be a part of these stories! Big thanks to them. You can check out all the...
Whoah hey. Long time no see! Sorry about the delay on this one, shits been crazyyyyyy. Thanks for waiting! Please enjoyyyyoyyyyyoyyy!
In this Episode, Obi and Beth chat as Beth gets ready to move, Iris hits Obi up with a suspicious DND question...
Part 40
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Password is Nat20
Our three lovely models are Morgan Quinn as Alicia, YourSophia as Iris and, My Lit...
Hey party people! Wazzzaguuuuuud? Idk why envisioned myself with crazy sunglasses drinking a drink out of a squiggly straw as I said that.
Anyway, I have PART 39 FOR YOU and only you. Don't tell anyone else about it, kay? It's our little secret, boo.
Hope you all enjoy!!
In this Episode, Obi tells a little lie and then admits to Alicia that he's in a bit over his head...
Part 39
2025-04-04 20:36:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hi!! Welcome to the week. Hope you're surviving Monday okay!! And if not, hey buck up I've got a realllll whopper of a post for you today. Formatting on stuff like this is always complicated but goddd I love how hot it is to be running two conversations side by side.
Hope you all enjoy!!
In this Episode, Obi juggles Beth and Iris and their desire to discuss... specific topics.
Part 38
Oh hey hi. Welcome back. Hope everything is cool with you. Oh me? Yeah I'm pretty good. Thanks for asking. As a reward for being polite you can have Part 37. Hope you enjoyyyyy!
In this Episode Obi catches up with Alicia, chats about Annabelle with Beth and gets surprised texted by Iris...
Part 37
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Password is Nat20
Our three lovely models are Morgan Qui...