GED Audio

Early Access - A Rambling Voicemail From Your Long Distance BF

Feat. Elfie. Sort of.

The Poetry Of Shelley - Episode 22

A couple of long ones and a host of fragments as we come to the end of another year

Early Access - Your Rockstar Boyfriend Proposes at Live Aid (1985)

Like... marry me babe?

Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 58

After 58 chapters, Darcy and Lizzy finally get their shit together.

Early Access - Inspiring Your British Rockstar Boyfriend at California Jam (1974)

Like babe... it's time!

Early Access - Hooking Up With A British Musician At Woodstock 1969

Like. Woah man.

Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 57

Mr Bennet hears the Darcy Rumours, Lizzie feels cringe

Helping Your Adorkable British Neighbour Fix His Curtains

You haven't met your new neighbour yet, then one day he knocks on your door needing your help.

Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 56

Lizzy takes no shit from Lady Catherine

Early Access - Coming Home to Your Catboy

Mew! Sorry it's a few hours late mistress!

Bonus - Hermia's Speech - Midsummer Nights Dream Act 1 Scene 1

Girl... you don't need that man...

Early Access - Your English Bestie Confesses As You Study Shakespeare

We've been friends since we started our English Literature course, we go to the library to study for your next essay together and while reading Midsummer Nights Dream I can't keep my feelings in anymore.

The Poetry Of Shelley - Part 21

This month Shelley muses on Ropheus, and other cheerful romantic stories

Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 55

Jane shoots. Jane Scores.

Early Access - The Cute Tea Shop Boy Made A Blend For You

You always come into my shop, you have the usual you always get but also love to try my suggestions. Today I have a special one for you...

Early Access - Porch Swining Into Love by TieKoot

We've been housemates for a while now, you sit down next to me on the porch while I read poetry, before too long, I'm confessing to you...

Early Access - Cloudgazing with your English Boyfriend

Sometimes it can be so hard to stop and simply be. Finally we take twenty minutes to gaze at the stars and enjoying be doing very much in love

Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 54

The courtship of Bingley and Jane continue to Jane's complete obliviousness.

Early Access - We Shall Be Scandal Enough by NyxGemini

After not seeing your friend ever since your arranged betrothal was announced, he suddenly arrives unannounced to the wedding of a mutual friend, desperate to speak with you...

Written by the wonderful NyxGemini - Script here

The Poetry Of Shelley - Episode 20

This month finds Shelley in a traditionally cheerful mood, writing about topics such as death, death, and a bit more death.

Early Access - Waking Up Next To Your New English Boyfriend

After being friends for so long, you and he finally got together yesterday. Now neither of you can believe it's actually happened.

Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 53

Wickham and Lydia leave Longbourn just as Mr Bingley returns to Netherfield...

Early Access - Meeting An Adorkable Lost Brit at the Supermarket

You are shopping when you can't help but notice a handsome young man looking thoroughly confused. Then you hear his accent and have to help him out.

Let's swim out to the island

Take my hand and climb down the rocks

The water is calm and inviting

Swim out to where well be completely alone

And take my breath away with your kisses

Quick update

I'm case anyone is wondering why there wasn't a part yesterday. I've been sick and was off to Ireland straight after getting better. There's something recorded and I promise you I'll get you your usual early access back on schedule ASAP.

love GED xx

Early Access - Your Long Distance Boyfriend Encourages You Over Voicemail

It's been a stressful time, but you've got this, and your long-distance English boyfriend wants to remind you of that.

Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 52

A letter from Elizabeth's Aunt reveals Darcy's part in Lydia's marriage.

Early Access - Showing the Awkward British Boy Round The Orchard

It's summer, your father advertised for help in the family peach orchard this month. The young man who shows up is cute, but clueless, maybe you can show him around.

The Poetry Of Shelley - Ode To Naples

I mean, we all love a good antistrophe now and then don't we?

Early Access - Exploring a Hellscape With an Adorkable Knight

The third instalment in the Adrokable Knight series. The two of you appear to have escaped the Plane of Uncertain Flux. But out of the frying pan...