lovehzasmr

Hz's ReviewFap #1 - Pocket Pleasure Pal Masturbator

I'm so excited to finally bring this to you!

Introducing... Hz's ReviewFap! 

Podcast style audio, minimal editing, just havin' some laughs, makin' some jokes, fuckin' some sex toys, sharing some stories, and cumming REALLY god damn hard.

Today I review the "pocket" pleasure pal masturbator.

Similar in some ways to a fleshlight,
The incredibly realistic interior texture of this thing definitely gave me a run for my money.
The reviews were good. The toy wa...

Magic Make Outs

Some audio witchcraft and wizardry.

w/ Bonus artwork!

FREE! - Pizza Delivery Guy Gives You the "XL" (NSFW)

Here from YT?
The NSFW part starts around @9:30

💙Hz

Pizza Delivery Guy Gives You the "XL" (SFW Youtube Version)

NSFW Adult Toy Reviews

I now have a Throne to do adult toy audio reviews for you all who are members of this Patreon!

When you buy it:
I will review it, and post the NSFW audio!
You will get to hear every second from first thoughts/unboxing to describing the sensations and then you can listen as I get myself off with it. 😈

There are toys for all price ranges! 

Cock rings, male masturbators, lube, blowjob simulators, and everything you can imagine for me to fuck myself with.

Als...

Neko Boy: Local Cat Rescue

The start of something beautiful? 🐈

U Up?

Late night make out session.

Alien Abduction: Sleepover Pt.1

Episode #4 in my Alien Abduction series!

Boyfriend Reads You Ghost Stories (Part 1)

Boo Bitches.

It's Spooky Szn.

Switch to Pledge Date = Bill Date

Just wanted everyone to know that Patreon has finally enabled this option.

- From now on, the date you pledge as a new Patron will be the date you are billed on each month.
- New pledges will no longer get billed both at signup and again on the 1st.
(This makes things way more fair for new patrons signing up mid-month!)

For instance if you pledge on the 12th of October... You will not be charged again until the 12th of November!

For those of you who have been pledge...

The Apartment: Coffee Date (Pt. 4)

Your boy FINALLY gets up the nerve to ask you on a first date.
Sort of.

Going Down On You (NSFW)

A top quality service. 😉

Pillow Talk (Sleep Aid) (Cuddles) (Whispers)

Talking and cuddling with you until you fall asleep!

The Pact: Childhood Friends to Lovers

Taking a walk around the neighborhood and reminiscing about childhood with your best friend growing up. Will you honor the pact? (Friends to Lovers)

Hope everyone enjoys this longer, rambly style RP!

💙Hz

Q&A!

I totally realized I have not had one of these yet, so better late than never!

I have also made a community post on my YT about this as well.

If my lovely patrons happen to have any questions for me, you can post them here and maybe I'll answer them in an upcoming audio! 😉

Crying & Comfort

Boyfriend finds you crying.
Dispenses appropriate comfort.

Last Goodbye - Astronaut Fiancee Sends You A Final Message

After colliding with space debris, your astronaut boyfriend is 

drifting alone - untethered and critically injured into the vastness of space.

Maybe there's still time for one final message home...

Credit Check (Argument / Apology)

Arguing with your boyfriend about your credit card statement.

Make Out Park

Make Out Point is sooo 4 months ago.

You Lost Your Engagement Ring!

Oh no. You're freaking out a bit. Let your fiancee comfort you.

Shower & Show (SFW Version) - *DELETED FROM YT

Walking In On Your Best Friend's Older Brother taking a shower.
I mean. It's not really SFW. It just doesn't have the naughtiest parts.
18+ all around.

Shower & Show (NSFW)

Walking In On Your Best Friend's Older Brother taking a shower. You get curious. So curious that he fucks you.

Alien Abduction #3

You contemplate completing "The Sacred Act" with Zero... for science!?

Back to Class: Dorm Storm

You just moved into the University dorms the day of a big thunderstorm - and your floor's cute RA is crushin' a bit.

Female JOI #2 - Vibrator (NSFW)

You will need a vibrator to get the most out of this JOI!

The Apartment: Parking Space (Pt. 3)

The saga continues...

Uno Spicy Reversal!

"This card reverses the direction of play."

7 Minutes In Heaven (You Are She Hulk)

Pretty sure the title was clear.

Food Fight - Argument / Apology

Who dares out pizza the hut?

Need A Ride?

Go home listener. You're drunk.