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Jack Whitehall

We all know that the awkward, posh ones are hiding something obnoxiously big in their gaudy chinos… and now we know what!

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Flynn Rider

“On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone… Surrounded by enormous piles of money!!!”

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Comedians

Something a little different. I’ve had a fair few requests for these lads over the past year. There’s something about a cute guy that can also make you laugh.

I know they can tickle more than your funny bones. 😉

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Aladdin… twice?!

Mena Massoud won with quite the lead. It seems like Aladdin is on your mind as much as mine!
I hope he warms up your chilly February nights and helps you dream of long, hot, sweaty evenings. 

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Spicy Nights

On a cold, drab February weekend, let’s dream of warmer climes, heady aromas and travelling to far off lands with these incredible hunks. Who’s up for a holiday? 

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Aladdin

And your beard is soooo… twisted 

(reposted because I forgot to add in one of my favourite versions!) 

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Jack Laugher’s Leak

It’s the OnlyFans post he never meant to send… but it’s all out now (and his tips have never been higher!)

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Guy (The Croods)

To be fair… I’d have followed him out of that cave too if I’d seen the man he’s grown into now. 

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Dive into the new year!

All of these lads have an OnlyFans account… but which one would you love to see the “hidden folder” of?

Image attached to help tickle your imagination.

(Side note: I promise the last poll piece hasn’t been forgotten about! It’s just taking an age, or full cycle of the wheel if you’re feeling nerdy, to complete!) 

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A work in progress!

The festive period beat me to within an inch on my life. Retail during the Christmas holidays is relentless, and I’m afraid to report that I’m running behind on last months main event.

I promise it’s on its way, but it’ll be next week at the earliest I’m afraid.

I am so sorry to keep you waiting. I know you’re paying for a service and I try my best to keep up my side of the bargain. But I promise not to keep you waiting much longer! ❤️

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Merry Christmas!

Wishing you all a very merry festive period! I think Mogens, Jesper and Klaus have the right idea… it’s all about giving and receiving! ❤️

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New Years Fireworks

Who’s putting on a show for you? These couples (or one throuple) will be celebrating the new year with a bang… so which one will you choose? 

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Josh Hutcherson

Peeta Mellark will do literally anything for sponsors… anything. 

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Novembers Mixed Bag

It’s a shuffle of the deck with some old faces and new contenders. Who wins this hand?

The deck always needs new cards added, so always feel free to drop your suggestions to me in a DM on any platform. ❤️ I’m here to bring your fantasies to life! 

As ever there is an image attached to help you make you decision if there’s a name in there you don’t recognise! 

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King Magnifico

“That’s your fantasy..? Well, we don’t need to use up a wish to make that dream come true” 

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One Piece

The Chef and the Swordsman seem to be getting along just fine. Fancy joining the crew? 

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Mowgli, Jungle Book

Cub no longer, he’s nothing but man now. 

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One Piece

Now, I’m sure these will be a curve ball because not everyone will have seen this. But I’ve been having a lot of requests for a poll of these delightfully diverse studs. There’s an image attached to help you choose, and I’ll be pairing up whichever two get the most votes.
Friends together, rivals finding common ground or enemies teaming up… let’s see how this turns out together. 

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Peter Pan. All Grown Up.

When Peter realised that there all types of different games to play, solely reserved for adults… he was glad to finally grow up! 

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Red, White and Royal Blue

Let’s be honest, we ALL wanted to see a zoomed out version of the sofa scene. So hopefully this is the next best thing. 

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Hercules

Once Hercules reached 18, Phil knew the nymphs wouldn’t keep him interested for long… that’s why he invited you to the island… think you can go the distance?

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Back to you.

With some huge moments in media right now… which would you most like to see brought into our cheeky universe? 

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Jake Bass

It was dealers choice this month as I get back into the swing of things, and I couldn't resist the chance to draw someone who is undoubtedly one of my favourite pornstars of all time.
Thank you for indulging my need for a little break last month and I am looking forward to starting up again fully charged! 

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Miguel O’Hara

He’s just you’re friendly neighbourhood Spiderman… right? 

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Michael B Jordan

“You fancy hanging around after training..?” 

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Billing Pause

Good afternoon to all you lovely people!

I‘ve taken the steps to pause this upcoming months payments from your accounts, meaning that you won’t be billed for your support in July. 

NEVER FEAR! You’ll still be getting the artwork that was promised, I am just catching up from what was a mad month… so it just gives me a few extra weeks to get back on top of things and post the art that you all deserve at the best quality I can produce.

Thank you all so SO much...

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Running Behind!

I promise you’ve not been forgotten!!! I had a crazy tough month with my hubby having a heart attack, a book commission being three times bigger than I anticipated and retail shifts being a nightmare!

I hate making excuse, but I promise I’ll be back on track with May’s amazing choice of hunk to draw!

Just a couple more days on the piece above and it should be done! Then back to normal service!

Thank you all so much for your support and patience!!! ❤️ I lo...

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“I prefer you in leather”

Kristoff… always the people pleaser. 

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A touch of black magic.

Who’s casting a little spell on you this month? 

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The White Lotus

You know he’s a player, you know you’re never going to see him again after this blissfully sun drenched week… but could you really say no to him…?

Theo James, causing nothing but mayhem in the most seductive of ways in the infamous White Lotus Resort and Spa. 

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