Daily Dally #132
♫Hiya Barbie / Hi Ken! / Do you want to go for a ride? / Sure Ken. / Jump in.♫
Ahhhh!, not again! I can’t take hearing that stupid song one more time!
♫I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie World!♫
No!! I should never have taken the room next to my little sister. This song isn’t even part of that dumb movie! Why the hell does she keep listening to it? I mean, OK it is a little catchy, I guess…Really gets…stuck in your head…
♫L...
2023-08-24 21:48:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Part 1
No one knows who they are or where they came from. They just showed up one day, going wherever they pleased. Some people tried to stop them, tried to fight them. They were the first to be taken away. The next day, there were more. Nobody knows for sure, but we all have our theories. The strange thing is, well another strange thing, they all seem to be female. At least, that's what we assume based on the pretty obvious shape underneath all that shiny gold.
S...
2023-08-20 18:08:34 +0000 UTC View Post
What the..hahahehehh...What did you..hehehahahe----GRRRRR! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!?! WHY AM I A WOMAN??
Congratulations! Your application to join our very first Adult Maid Cafe has been approved! As per posted job application stipulations, acceptance is automatically assumed upon confirmation of qualifications.
But I..aahahahah..applied to be the cook!
Corporate policy requires all employees to be flexible in job assignment. Currently, we have need for another...
2023-08-18 23:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post
THANK YOU MARIO!
BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN
ANOTHER CASTLE!
Hey there, little mushroom guy. This all feels very familiar. Haven't we done this before?
OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CAST-
Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time, and the second, and all the rest. And I'm done. I am officially over princess saving. No more Super Mario. Hello Lazy Mario. Yup, it's time to kick back and smell the flowers instead of eating them. You k...
2023-08-13 16:34:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Part 2
My what pretty hair he has, and an effective distraction you came up with. It won’t last forever, but should work for now to blind him to the physical changes. Make sure to keep your new project busy. I am eager to see how he or she turns ...
2023-08-12 17:27:24 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey April, can I get a drink?"
"What?" Where am I? I was just in the boys bathroom washing my hands, and now I’m in… a different bathroom? And what the hell is the weight strapped to my chest?
"I’m thirsty. Do you mind?"
"Umm. No? Why would I mind if you drink something?" What is wrong with this girl? And what is wrong with my voice? It’s so high.
"Great!" she said right before popping the buttons on my shirt." I really appreciate this. I’ve always thought y...
2023-08-10 23:36:17 +0000 UTC View Post