The East Patch

Special Upcoming Collaboration!?

Hello spooky Patrons,

We have a lot of fun planned to wrap up the year!

First, we finished our mini-series Your Angel's Here and announced the Maddy Plush! It has been insanely fun indulging our silliest ideas in this 'rip-off' show.

Some hidden codes in the Maddy episodes also revealed that we're ...

Maddy Madness!! Update 9.17.25

Hello, Maddened Patrons! We've got a short and sweet update this time around:

• Your Angel's Here: The kick-off to the non-canon spin-off has been a lovely success, and we're so pleased with the warm reception given to our little gremlin, Maddy. There's only gonna be a couple more installments, but there's still a lot of fun planned, like this new 'What Maddy Are You?' character quiz:,

https://tinyur...

Prepare for Madness! Update 9.9.25

Hello, Maddiful Patrons!

We have a couple updates and a couple new things to announce! There's much to do so we'll jump right in.

- ROT: You may have noticed that it didn't come out on the 5th like we'd planned. Some logistics with part of the team fell through, so we've delayed it a bit to give more than one involved talent time to find a better schedule. It's one of our more collaborative projects so there's more moving pieces than usual to get it running, and those pieces have ...

Unseen Angel VHS Exclusive Sing-Along Music Video

Please enjoy the attached video that's a part of our Retro Release Home Video collaboration! Other bonus features coming soon!

Stacked September! Update 8.25.25

Hello, Fall-time patrons!

We've had a lot going on this month to prepare for next month, as well as collaborations and news! So let's dig in!

• ROT: is kicking off two Fridays from now, and our new convict features the voice talents of Spaceman Scott! He's been a friend of the channel and we're excited to share his Concretta crimes with you soon.

• Angel's Here: The Angel Hare rip-off spin-off is coming to you the 3rd Monday of September for Maddy Madness! It'll...

  2025-08-25 20:44:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Things are Happening! Update 7.31.25

Hello, Summertime Patrons!

While the heat and a wave of cold infection have slowed us down, we're happy to make a flurry of fun announcements!

• Angel Hare: As you'll see from the attached image, we have a very fun collaboration dropping TOMORROW! At long last, Season 1 of Angel Hare will be viewable on VHS, as nature intended. Alongside the familiar episodes will be some new content bonus features! Some of it will be familiar to patrons, and some of the NEW features wil...

  2025-08-01 00:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Angel Hare jewelry event is live, and general merch update!

Hello, elegant patrons!
We aren't announcing this to the public until tomorrow, but the Angel Hare/Gnoce collaboration is live and you can order your sophisticated Angel Hare accessories right now!

https://gnoce.io/3IalDME

You can see videos and photos of the physical products on there, and tomorrow we'll host a stream at 4pm EST on twitch at /theeastpatch for the public reveal. We personally designed the Precious...

Projects, Previews, and more! Update 6.19.25

Hello, Adventurous patrons!

We've been a bit quiet, because we've been hard at work! We've got a slew of potent updates full of content to share, so we'll get right into the meat of it:

• Dino Doki Magisaurs: Production is underway! This is our current full focus, alongside the Hyrax videogame that was announced during the BackerKit campaign. For the next bit we'll be at the grindstone, putting in the animation hours, but here's a little snippet of the kind of animation prev...

  2025-06-19 18:52:46 +0000 UTC View Post

ROT votes are live!

Hello Starbound Patrons!

We've got a special ROT vote, just for you:
https://forms.gle/g1u76iDtwg33BA358

Use that form to participate in the outcome of the current case!

Next week, you can expect some Magisaur storyboard updates!

That's all for now - vote wisely!
Till next time!

We're making a game? We're making a game!!

Hello patrons and free users,

We're so excited to share that Hyrax in the Rocks now has a page on Steam!! You can wishlist it RIGHT NOW!

We're creating this uniquely old-school text game, based on the game from Angel Hare season 3, with the extremely talented Eli Cauley, who you can check out H...

ROT - Get your patron questions in!

*The video has been fixed! It is now accessible - please post your questions there and upvote your favorite questions on the video!

Hello dystopian patrons,

It's time for a new case in our interactive series, ROT! If this is your first time jumping aboard the space station Concretta, this video will cover everything you n...

A Hopping Good Time in the Patch!

Hello foxy patrons,

We're putting the final touches on an Easter video (which you get a sneak peak of with the attached art), but while we work on the official public release please enjoy an early link to our Foxcine Plushy Makeship Petition! Your favorite secretary takes on her Angel Hare show form, a witty fox, with one arm free to give friendly side hugs to all her coworkers. Will you employ her plush services to help in your day to day life?

Support the petition and pre-order ...

Mini-Update

Hello!
For those expecting ROT this weekend, there was a small conflict on our side that would make it much more practical to save it for one more week before kicking off the case.

In the meantime, Dino Doki Magisaurs' casting call has been pushed up to make passive use of the schedule gap, and you can audition RIGHT NOW until it closes on the 23rd! All the details are here:

2025-04-12 20:22:36 +0000 UTC View Post

This is a call to... Update!

Hello, springtime patrons!

We have a lot of plans for this month, so we'll try to keep to the point!

• Rot: Expect to be called to duty again this coming weekend! Our old friend Elias True is back, and it'll once again be up to you to ask questions and decide the convict's fate.

• Angel Hare: Did you see our april fools short? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EZoi...

  2025-04-06 18:09:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Charity Auction TODAY!

Hello generous patrons,

We have some fun events lined up for you! Let's dig in, shall we?

First, you are invited to join us on TODAY Twitch for our Charity Auction kick off! Exclusive items will be available on our online auction house, and all donations and funds raised will go to helping ...

New Upcoming Project, With Theme Song!

Hello magical patrons,

We've got something extra special to share with you today! Last time it was a poster, now it's a storyboarded theme song: get hyped for Dino Doki Magisaurs!

Anticipate this in the next months, with the short going out to film festivals in the coming year. There will also be a casting call! We haven't done a proper one since Mrs. Whistle's ROT case, so we're excited to roll out a new one and hear y'all's lovely voices ag...

Upcoming Projects, Streams, and More!

Hello festival bound patrons,

We're excited to give some updates on what's been in the works the past couple of weeks!

• For FilmQuest in Utah, we're cooking up some side project short films. The main one we want to finish and submit in the next couple of months is Dino Doki Magi Saurs, a proof of concept ~4min short about the untamed power of friendship! This will be one with a casting call, so do look out for that announcement in the near future!

• For Angel H...

  2025-02-07 19:29:51 +0000 UTC View Post

The LA Vlog!

Hello traveled patrons,

Please enjoy this accumulation of visual highlights from Angel Hare's screening at Stareable Fest in LA! Only one twin was able to make the trip, but Rachel did her best to represent the duo while meeting an absolutely lovely group of folks who came out to support the show.

We can't really express how surreal it is to see someone walk up wearing a t-shirt we designed, purely for their love of the content. That's likely something we'll never get used to! And...

The Patch in 2025

Hello new year patrons!

It's been thrilling seeing folks share their Angel Hare Christmas Cards as they slowly ripple through the mail, and we're so pleased to send our thanks to you all. With the new year comes a lot of new and exciting plans we've got in store, and we can't wait to share them with you all!

Also please enjoy this exclusive video with alternative audio for the Dr. Keen vote. Normally we don't record extra endings, but since we were sick and behind schedule we wrot...

Merry Christmas from the East Patch!

Hello, festive patrons!

Unfortunately, we've got a bit of bad news this time. Rachel is back safely from her trip to LA, (thanks everyone who came to Stareable Fest to see her!) but now we're both sick. This has slowed some things down, but in the near future you can expect:

- ROT BtS: We've got the vote results video coming up after Christmas, and you'll also get to hear audio of the alternate endings for the votes that didn't make it through!

- A short vlog of Rachel's fil...

ROT voting is upon us!

Hello, decisive patrons!

It's a ROT week! Your votes have extra sway in deciding the direction of our sci-fi miniseries. Watch how the interrogation went, and vote on the outcome here:

https://forms.gle/Dk4oRkG1nft282CC7

There's a patron-exclusive bonus vote again, this time on affecting the aesthetics of the POV hud!

More is being worked on in the background, with plans for an extra special h...

ROT - Patron exclusives

Hello, judicious patrons!

A new ROT case is upon us, and with it comes new patron-exclusive content.

https://youtu.be/KkDhg1U6c3k

Please use this exclusive Behind The Scenes video's comment section to submit your supporter questions, two of which will be answered in the next episode!

Ask here: https://youtu.be/mDG5IfFsDI4

Wa...

Do YOU want an East Patch Christmas Card?

Hello festive patrons (and any free members peaking in),

It's that time of year again!

Every patron who supported us at any point this year and has an address added to their profile will get a Christmas Card from us, but that's not all: upper tiers can have stickers and doodles thrown into the mix! If you want one, make sure to add your address to your Patreon account before the end of the month. We cannot send you a card without that infor...

Behind The Scenes of Season 3!

Hello, curious Patrons!

We're here with the Angel Hare Season 3 Behind the Scenes video!

It can be hard remembering to catch footage of the process while in the thick of things, but we've got plenty to share! We're also always more than happy to answer additional production related questions in the discord, which you all get exclusive channels in.

This is a short update. We'll be back soon with ROT ne...