I keep forgetting what I have said where, sorry.
I am currently working 11 hours days and a six day week.
I am incredibly sorry, and I hope to have some good things for you this month.
I cannot thank you enough for sticking with me through this tough time.
You guys are the best,
Walt
HEY! How about this last month? This year? This decade? This life?
Well worry not! Because while I finish up the last few previous requests, I would like you guys to make some more! I'm opening another 5 (five) slots!!
So if you didn't make request last time, and you donated 10 bucks last month, tell me what you want me to sketch! Please keep it relatively simple!!
Make your request in the comment below!!
Thank you and sorry!!
The wild goblin waits for you to attack first, her coy smile steaming you enough to go for an overhead smash to show her what for.
She side steps and sweeps your leg sending you and your warhammer clattering to the ground. She sheathes her weapon and crouches down next to you. Her smile is mocking but also somehow enraptured.
"Just terrible" she eventually says, her voice high for a goblin.
"I can't rob or kill you like this. You're as green as my tuchus."
she dusts he...
Mister Bad Guy put forth the in universe theory that Boone writes supernatural romance stories and asks for Meyer's input.
It's not that the plots are inherently bad nor the writing style ill fitting for it's genre, but Meyer's can't help but feel that the physical descriptions of the ravishing supernatural seductress and the helpless buxom noble always seems specific and oddly familiar, despite Boones assurances.
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Bonus Story ...
2021-08-30 12:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The always tasteful Green requested a lewder drawing of the Faerie Queen from the Garlands.
She is giant, kind, a shape changer and mad as a sack of rats.
So, to me, she has limitless potential.
Velstro's request.
I am not the guy for drawing space marines, but this was a lot of fun.
Shen requested Shakespeare and Asimov staring angrily at each other.
I feel like there is something literary and deep I missing to this, but it doesn't matter.
It was actually really REALLY fun to draw!!
We already kinda know her backstory, but she was a due a profile.
Since her first appearance (a /tg/ request) she has gotten popular with some people quite quickly.
I feel like she's relatable. Also kind of cute.
I sketch dump on patreon now!
here's a few I liked from recent streams!
Wholly unexceptional. Tall and gangly for a goblin, with a sour default expression. Sheba potential: negligible. Piebald.
Stargazy-Pie was a low ranking goblin in her den, chiefly tasked with moving loot and valuable from low parts of the den to lower parts of the den. A hauler. A runner.
As such when her den launched a thoroughly inept attack on the fortified city of Kassut and got soundly thrashed before retreating - they did not think to make sure Stargazy had escaped a...
When I first came up with her, she was completely sane. She just pretended to be crazy. Maybe she just did the fake it till you make it method or maybe she was always actually crazy.
But I am sure now.
Pacha ain't quite right.
The comments section is a fine place for more questions.
2021-07-23 16:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post
She felt she was entitled to a bigger cut of the profits.
2021-07-23 02:59:10 +0000 UTC View Post
This one got away from me, but I think her face looks cute.
2021-07-23 02:56:46 +0000 UTC View PostBecause I hit 1000 followers on dwitter, I am celebrating with a new character dakimakura based on what people vote for. Currently using it as my pinned dweet.
Now, dwitter has some clear front runners, but the good news is, if you follow me on dwitter AND patreon, you basically get two votes because at the end of the week I will be tallying up the polls in both places!
Have at it!!
Anon requested some cultist titties with optional hand action
I like the energy of this one. Its a different look for her.
2021-07-16 13:11:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright alright alright!
We still have two from the last batch we're waiting on but all this IRL shit can get fucked! It's time to take some requests.
EIGHT SLOTS! We have eight slots!!
EIGHT SLOTS FOR 10 DOLLAR OR MORE PATREONS!!
Some people were telling me 10, a bunch were telling me five!
SO I am splitting it!!
Make your requests below, please!!
A request from Tarkin! And a good day for Boddicker fans!
This one has a nice pose, weaponry and hands! It was a nice challenge, despite its simplicity.
Boddicker's insistence on the quality of the drawing (in universe) marked the end of Kaz's erotic artist phase.
As kind of expected, I am still getting to grips with how to do this properly and my day job has proven very suddenly been taking up more of my life than expected on account of a very minor promotion.
I believe there are still 3 requests from the last batch I have yet to publish. Rest assured these are still on their way. They will be slightly late and I am sorry. They have proven complex and requesters have in some cases amended their requests after I have already begun.
Shen requested a handshake between original SNATCHER protagonist Gillian Seed and my own SNATCHER spin-off protagonist Bubastis Calhoun, flanked by their respective robot partners.
This was a pretty challenging request but it was worth it!! Very very nice!!
Naturally, canonically these two have never met but I am sure it would go like this.
Calhoun would be slightly honored and Gillian...would be Gillian.
The strangest act of assistance Nada performed for major Lockwood was, in the Major's opinion, holding her boobs steady and running behind her when she had to run somewhere after her bra wire snapped.
When drunkenly re-telling the story, a few people asked for a demonstration of how it looked. Lockwood and Nada happily recreated the bizzare event.
A request from Mr Bad Guy. A man of taste.
Patreon request for Polato reacting to meeting Rad Shiba from Valhalla.
No way she aint petting that boy.
Everyone does eventually.
My man Brax wanted a two panel comic of me nomming on souls like mini donuts while driving and then having none left once I got home.
It just keeps happening!!
Green, ever helpful, simply once again requested lewds of ANY goblin.
Any goblin, any lewd.
Good man. Kind man. Absolute lad.
So, I put it to my constituents and they agreed that overworked average gob Stargazy-Pie Saint James could do with some down time.
So here we have Stargazy having a cheeky wank on company time. As it should be.
I like this one, honestly. And I'm really starting to like Stargazy. Newcomer that she is.
A purist and a mensch, Jimmy Mitchum requested simply some topless cultist.
They invited me to come up with my own scenario.
So here we have an unfortunate guardsman who shot cultist square in the chest, but because his lasgun was almost empty it merely cut her top open.
Maybe he'll still be okay?
This was really fun to draw!!
A standard bone buddy thrall can't do much, but if they can give you a quick shoulder rub.
This was Aoi's request! He wanted to see Judinous Valkova being cute and relaxing a little, so here we go!
Mah boi Octopus requested his OC Leyland and Doctor Toomaga being cute together.
I always struggle with OCs, but I wanted to give it a shot!
The Eldrich Tomb humbly requested Cultist as the ever-chosen of chaos. I could but try.
This was a delight to work on!
