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World Cleanse 1 – Between Discord and Bloodshed

In the aftermath of the battle, the demons were silent.

To stun a crowd of these creatures was a feat onto itself. To fight horrors beyond the normal person’s comprehension was their daily life and death. All the same, the creatures from the Hellroots were awed by what they had witnessed. The presence of an Unreavs and the power that had smote it.

Apexus’ body filled out. The energy reserves within him depleted, leaving behind a yearning appetite and a complete body. ...

The Gamer Chapter 2002 – Approaching the Late Game 49 – Sweet and Sour

Another morning, another easing into the land of consciousness via pleasant tingles from his nether region.

Eyes closed, he grunted. Now aware that he was awake, the woman whose lips formed a ring around his shaft intensified her motions. The up and down was wild, the caress of her tongue driven by instinct. A more meticulous woman would have focused more on his sensitive spots. It was a difference that John knew very well.

This aggressive style of service was his first c...

Nahoa Butt

Hips to bear a thousand demigods.

Lucifrena Butt

Not confirmed for the harem yet, but I had it made all the same...

Technically also Lyndell's butt.

Layla Butt

You would let her stalk you :P

Eliana Butt

Ya know what it is

Lyndell Chibis

Cute little goth shroom.

Lyndell Completed Comission

Behold! The Girlfailure!

As per usual, please only use the Downscaled version in any public posts.

Ehtra Chibis

Big art dump incoming, as I was prompted to upload what was finished over the last couple of months.

The Gamer Chapter 2001 – Approaching the Late Game 48 – Screams of a Warden Confused [Moira POV]

‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

Moira grabbed a pillow, slamming it down on her face before the scream inside her mind could flee into the room. Muffled by the expensive fluff, the redhead shouted out her confusion until the moisture on the cotton became too uncomfortable. The pillow was tossed ...

The Gamer Chapter 2000 – Approaching the Late Game 47 – Serpentine and Stern-Shy

Locating their prey was an actual challenge.

Of the four of them, the one with the most acute hunting instincts was Rave. Her incredible hearing and sharpened sense of smell were both of little aid, however. Snakes were not in the habit of making loud noises nor were they renowned to be smelly animals.

So, they had two choices: go out on blind luck or call on someone with actual hunting expertise for help. Nahoa chose the former. “Pretty little bimbos like me like takin...

The Gamer Chapter 1999 – Approaching the Late Game 46 – Unknown Variables

Black bones hung from chains. The skull was almost human, though the teeth were too sharp and the ears retained through spikes of solid bone, where cartilage should have been. For the ribs, there was no sternum, and the lower ones spread out wide in a horrific embrace. Skeletal wings thrice the width of the outstretched arms hung from the wall behind the creature’s back. A pair of empty joint sockets matched the size of the ends of each wing.

‘They must have ripped them out...

The Gamer Chapter 1998 – Approaching the Late Game 45 – Tzitzimimeh

They followed the gap in the trees. Dank air made skin glisten. The ground under his naked feet struck John as strangely soft. Thin roots wove into a carpet over loose soil. Even if no animal usually walked this path, rain and other pressure should have packed up the dirt over time.

‘Then again, what do I know?’ John thought.

One step to the other, the softness was gone. He almost stumbled, the sudden firmness of the ground messing with the walking pattern he had esta...

Sparkeater Finale – SPARK EATER! SPARK EATER! SPARK EATER!

The gathered demons followed Apexus knitting his body back together with confusion and interest. They were aware of the diversity of adventurers and their ability, but now they truly saw what the humanoid chimera was made of. All the liquid insides, the organs suspended within, and the regeneration that came with it all.

“Saltwater Bleeder, Slime Healer, Spark Craver…” Snarlesh muttered. “Spark Craver… Leyline Eater… Spark Eater… Spark Eater…?!” The demon of b...

The Gamer Chapter 1997 – Approaching the Late Game 44 – For his Huey Cihuatlatoanil

“Great Feathered Serpent.”

The three words mixed with the activation of Create I.D. Bits of colour swirled around them, as if a thin layer of oil had been disturbed. There was a pull, a faint pressure, a shifting of his state of being not unlike standing in a moving elevator. Then, all of that stopped and they found themselves in a jungle.

It was extremely similar, yet removed from the jungles of the mundane world. Most extreme was the lack of underbrush. All of the f...

The Gamer Chapter 1996 – Approaching the Late Game 43 – Doomscrolling

John had sat down to play games and instead found himself scanning various social media sites.

Truthfully, he had actually started to play games. For reasons of personal challenge, he had started up a roguelike that he had nearly beaten completely. Only one level of additional difficulty remained. That level had killed his enthusiasm.

The game had become decreasingly fun with each stack of difficulty. Rather than make the game perpetually more challenging for the player, ...

The Gamer Chapter 1995 – Approaching the Late Game 42 – One more Chest

Dorn and Saphiria left behind a singular chest. A somewhat disappointing development, but entirely in line with their shared Loot Table.

John and his women crowded around the ornate object. It had an Egyptian flair to it, especially with the way the gold was shaped. At the same time, it deviated in the way hippos made for such a dominant aspect of the engravings and the wood used outside the ornamentations was tropical in origin.

Much as there was to enjoy in analysing th...

The Gamer Chapter 1994 – Approaching the Late Game 41 – Fangs and Light

“The warriors of Untal lie defeated,” Ikoria remarked. The First of Blood, as John had learned her to be called, had a hand on her hips. She looked at the stand of the nation with a degree of criticism. “That is what they get for never letting Calamity into their nation.”

Vokal put a hand on the elven bride’s hip. “That is hardly the reason for their defeat.”

“If you say so, darling,” Ikoria purred and plopped down in his lap. “Still, I do not think th...

The Gamer Chapter 1993 – Approaching the Late Game 40 – Summons breaking on the Shield

The trash mobs for the next segment of the Raid consisted of various flavours of elementally empowered humans. They came in 3 dominant varieties: knights in stone armour, archers wielding the wind, and water mages. By Vokal’s announcement, John identified them as the Aontacter of Untal. Observe gave him some further clues about them originally coming from a jungle near a massive flower.

Neat little worldbuilding, but what really mattered was that the Creator Puppet was not ju...

Sparkeater 5 –Alteration, Adaptation, Alchemy

The other two Parasytes were swiftly finished off after. The demons had already damaged them thoroughly and the weighing in of the Inevitable party on each fight cascaded into a smooth victory.

Immediately upon their victory, Bulubu declared. “Mine, this is mine!” and stormed over to the remnants of the Spark Eater. It was the only Parasyte to leave anything behind and even it was not much. Two clumps, split cleanly at the centre by Reysha’s strike, shimmering like a rare...

The Gamer Chapter 1992 – Approaching the Late Game 39 – Shower and Quest

When John entered the shower with a very naked Moira in tow, the reactions were kept low. Sylph did one of her “Audible gasp!”s, but was quickly reigned in by Gnome. Everyone else had the sense to keep their reactions muted. Some, like Metra, only glanced in their direction with one eye before continuing to wash their hair.

Of course there were three haremettes who had a more direct reaction.

“Look what the cat dragged in!” Rave joked, swinging her hips on over. L...

The Gamer Chapter 1991 – Approaching the Late Game 38 – Dreams of the Unknown

John was atop a tree.

The tree was not made of wood – it was made of a plant fibre that was yet to be paper. Ink rained from an opening sky. Swirls of magical energy, a noxiously bright green trimmed by prismatic auroras, were pushed aside. They formed a corona around the gate, a circle of flames, flickering and ever-burning.

John could not see past the gate that opened.

He could not see past it, yet he did not see black either. There was no void. There was someth...

The Gamer Chapter 1990 – Approaching the Late Game 37 – Christmas Orgy Finale – More Writhing and Wrestling

“Finally!” Rave shouted, when John smacked her ass.

He had done it to make her aware that it was her turn, the 18 still clearly left on the prime meat of her perfect ass. The distraction of Metra’s cunt shuffled aside, leaving Gamer and first fiancée to engage in their little, borderline ritualistic bout.

It was over in one engagement. Rave threw herself at him with too much enthusiasm. John had her grabbed, pinned, and her legs hoisted on his shoulders all in one ...

The Gamer Chapter 1989 – Approaching the Late Game 36 – Christmas Orgy 4 – Writhing and Wrestling

John was beset on all sides in a matter of seconds. ‘Oil wrestling every last one of them was just too ambitious,’ he thought, while tongue-fencing with Hailey. ‘Or maybe they had always planned for it to end like this.’

He did not care which one it was, only that he continued to swim in an ocean of female curves. His dick found itself between thighs, asses and tits, rarely of the same woman. He was getting sucked and stroked, all while he kept the pretence up that this...

The Gamer Chapter 1988 – Approaching the Late Game 35 – Christmas Orgy 3 – Difficult Matches

Reduced to the strength expected of their respective frames, Lydia and Nathalia moved forwards with justified confidence. John was a tall and well-built guy. He was confident he could have taken either one of them in a fight and won. Both of them, however, that was a problem. Lydia was tall, Nathalia was taller – the tallest in the room by a narrow margin.

John inched away from them as they approached, considering his best move. Nathalia had magicked her horns away, which was...

Sparkeater 4 – Black Root Attack

Reysha’s dagger repeatedly stabbed into the stomach of the Shapeform. The creature’s teeth clacked, an unnervingly rhythmic sound for a being whose life was getting cut out of its chest. Its open wounds were meaty red and bloodless.

One attempted bite was its last. The creature stopped moving, what little remained of its biological processes shut down. Reysha whipped her hair back, the short style she had switched to on Alarshus having since grown out considerably.

Ar...

A bit of news (28.10.2025) - An update regarding AI usage

Y'ello,

There's been a development regarding how I use AI generated pictures in my stories. I went to Monori with an idea that I would pay him a small sum for every picture that I generate and use in my stories using his style and he accepted. This was last month, so the whole thing is a bit experimental in every way, as it is with new technologies.

Still, I believe that this removes ethical concerns with using AI for my works. I get pictures I would never commission otherwise and...

The Gamer Chapter 1987 – Approaching the Late Game 34 – Christmas Orgy 2 – Pinning Down

The harem streamed back to the edge of the oil ring. Rave and Siena initially seemed like they would be staying with the cockdrunk newcomers, but John alleviated them of that duty with the Ambassador Double. It would have been entirely inappropriate to leave Fianna and Lyndell without a source of aftercare and cuddles.

“Alrighty, here’s the rules!” Rave was still touching herself while she spoke, her voice trembling from the suppressed moans. “A: we’re all depowering ...

The Gamer Chapter 1986 – Approaching the Late Game 33 – Christmas Orgy 1 – Unwrapping Newcomers

John had been kept out of the chamber dedicated to their erotic activities on this night. The door had sat there, like the beautifully tied ribbon of a wrapped present. When he put his hand on the handle, he felt the anticipation make his stomach do somersaults. ‘I’m about to witness beauty in its purest form,’ he thought, then entered.

Naturally, his eyes first found his women. They were parted into two rows, standing and sitting along the edge of a shallow pit in the gr...

The Gamer Chapter 1985 – Approaching the Late Game 32 – A Walk with Two

John was not the only one to step out. “You could retreat to your rooms at this point,” the Gamer pointed out. “There should be enough noise isolation that you won’t hear what we get up to.”

Surprisingly, it was Daiyu that responded first. “I… uhm… would like to talk to you for a bit?” The busty Chinese woman shifted. John forced his eyes to remain above the diamond-shaped window into her cleavage. Lulu had told him of her intentions, but John was more than ev...