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The Gamer Chapter 1566 – A Deserved Betrayal [Vier POV]


“Leave us,” Mengele ordered.

The soldier saluted and immediately stepped away from the door. It snapped shut automatically behind him, leaving them in the room aboard the ship.

Immediately, Mengele began to pace up and down. The thick, luxurious carpet ate the sound of his steps, much like the enchantments within the thick walls ate up the presence of the submarine they had used to get here.

Out of the halls, as swift as they could go, Mengele and his compan...

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The Gamer Chapter 1565 – The Filled Seat


It had only been a few days ago that John had sat at this roundtable.

The mighty oaken construct was separated into ten segments. Nine of them were marked by the iconography of the member of the Divided Gates that sat at its end. Romulus of the Sons of Rome, Lydia of Rex Germaniae, Eglystas of Prometheus, Celeste of the Illuminati, Lu Zhi of the Mandate of Heaven, Dangun of the Dangun Clan, Scunnder of the Odin’s Sons, Mengele of the Purest Front, Atrahasis of the Great S...

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The Gamer Chapter 1564 – Rose Return


“And I should stress,” Lu Zhi whispered to him, “that I do actually mean respectful. Actually, really, truly respectful, even if you think he does not deserve it. You get me?”

“I got you after the first repetition,” John answered in similarly hushed tones.

The two of them were walking through the segment of the imperial palace that had been dedicated to housing the Mandate of Heaven’s leadership and their servants. The beige architecture with its pillars...

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The Gamer Chapter 1563 – Windows


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Had he been this tense? Evidently so, considering how annoyed Gaia always got when she was ignored for several days.

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The Gamer Chapter 1562 – She got friends on the other side


The universal discomfort inside the protective barrier was palpable. That everyone else felt it in the presence of the strongest pariah to walk the Earth was expected. That John felt fear when beholding his Nia, that bothered him.

But he could not help it. Mantled in a grey cloak, she hovered like a ghost among the minimal rubble that remained among the asteroid field. Her hair was universally long and golden. White bandages were wrapped around her head. A singular blue eye...

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The Gamer Chapter 1561 – Great Empty One [Nia POV]


The Father of Arcane waved his hand again, scattering prismatic stars in the wake of his motion. They flew, deceptively slow, towards their target. Feet drew little circles in the open space, writing the first of many runes. All over the Illusion Barrier, runic formations appeared, immediately opening up to create arc lances the size of towers and the heads of mana chains clustered into dozens.

“You must be undone!” the seventh force incarnate declared.

The astero...

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The Gamer Chapter 1560 – Father of Arcane [Nia POV]


Nia could feel the terror in the air. On one side of the teleporter, it was the fear of those that did not know what would come to be. On the other side of the teleporter, it was the uncertain shivers of those that had come to view the match directly. The whole leadership of the Divided Gates, including her darling, were present, enveloped in a multi-layered barrier. Their presence was necessary, for this was going to be the final fight and the various means of catching the comba...

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The Gamer Chapter 1559 – The, perhaps, last Intermission


Nathalia gently brushed the hair back on Eliana’s head. It was the third time she had done it and it wasn’t for any purpose besides touching the pretty little psycho ever so carefully. John stood behind her, the two of them the only ones by the hospital bed.

“I know we should not have favourites,” the dragoness hummed, “but I confess she’s always been one of the ones I like the most in our harem.”

“You can have favourites – I should not,” the Gamer...

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The Gamer Chapter 1558 – Shattered Minds [Eliana POV]


“Can that old fuck move any slower?!” the failed goddess cursed to herself. Orkos was dragging himself to the teleporter, sometimes stopping, having forgotten where he currently was. ‘Seriously, what the fuck? Wow, can you be any meaner to the old and retarded, you utter cunt?’

The interrupting thoughts of her own voice were hardly a surprise anymore. Eliana had gone through so many stages of split personality at this point that having a voice that was mostly her ow...

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The Gamer Chapter 1557 – Two Remaining


John did not even think about it when Rave pulled him and Undine along. The slime girl patched up the remaining wounds and then they went to town on the victorious techno lover. They kept the strategic talk and the head scratches for after they were done with her. Which, by harem standards, they did very quickly. Two minutes of foreplay, four minutes of relentless pounding, one minute of cuddling.

Just because he was superhuman did not mean he was incapable of quickies.

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The Gamer Chapter 1556 – Light and Blade [Rave POV]


“Karia of the Azure Tribe versus Rave of Fusion,” Romulus announced. “Fighting in a plagued land!”

“Ew,” Rave grumbled, before going through the usual motions of getting her good-luck kisses from the gathered harem. Before long, she was down by the teleporter. Karia arrived around the same time. “Now’s as good a time as any – thanks for what ya did yesterday.”

The arcane elemental regarded Rave with an interested glance, then smiled broadly. “Don...

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The Gamer Chapter 1555 – Kisses and Cuddles


There was nothing to be done with the rest of the day. The tournament was put on hold. It wasn’t cancelled, membership of the Divided Gates remained beyond the bounds of moral action. There was a line where someone was terrible enough that they’d just get crushed by everyone else, but that was a tall order. Then there was the factor that Karia had driven a wedge between the Azure Tribe and the Purest Front. Sponsor and sponsee were not aligned in this action, so why should th...

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The Gamer Chapter 1554 – Trial and Punishment


The investigation was not televised.

John had originally wanted to push for the event to be public, but the Great Sultanate, the Illuminati, and the Purest Front had all given vehement pushback, with Prometheus and the Sons of Rome joining their concerns. Alfonse de Trastamare had a hand in many a covert operation over the years and no one wanted the public to see too much of the dirty laundry be aired.

The Divided Gates were gathered around the table. Arkan and the A...

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The Gamer Chapter 1553 – Interruption


“Jesus,” John exclaimed when he saw the state of his ship.

There was a hole blown into the hull, about the size of a man, near his quarters. The corridors all around were marked with the dragging marks from Tiemarath, as well as other signs of violence. The gore, for the most part, had been frozen. Chunks of frozen flesh and blood were their own grotesque sight. That he wasn’t squeamish had been one of his first blessings as an Abyssal. Experiences since had steeled h...

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The Gamer Chapter 1552 – A horror with a pretty face [Assailant POV]


This was supposed to be just another job.

‘Shit, fuck, shit, shit!’ Alfonse thought. He pressed himself into the gap between two supply crates. His cloaking magic covered the two other men with him. The soldiers of the Purest Front, men that he had worked with before, looked like they were about to lose the last bit of nerve they had. Alfonse could hardly blame them, he was right there with them. Three of them had already broken. One had the brilliant idea to blow a hol...

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The Gamer Chapter 1551 – Expected. [Aclysia POV]


Aclysia watched her Master’s loss play out on the small screen of her phone.

From the moment she saw the manoeuvrability of his enemy, paired with his warning regarding her ability, she knew that his loss was inevitable. It was not a cherished thought and part of her hoped he would find a way to turn this around. However, she had been with her John since the first days of him shaping his build. As a matter of fact, much of the way he fought he had built around her being t...

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The Gamer Chapter 1550 – vs Karia


“Karia of the Azure Tribe!” Romulus announced. “Versus John Newman of Fusion!”

‘Huh,’ John rolled his neck. ‘I did not expect to be the first repeat customer.’

“This is bad,” Momo mumbled.

“Because you are losing your chair?” John asked and squeezed her thigh.

Playfully aggressive, she kicked his hand off. “No!” She stabbed at his shoulder with her index finger, moments before her firefly wings were filled with soft, black-white...

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The Gamer Chapter 1549 – Follow-Up


“Masssster, ye-e-e-esssss, I love you! I love you, I loveyou, iloveyouIloveyouIloveyouI…” Claire’s chatter echoed in the tiny chamber and likely into the corridors beyond. There was not a single care John had for that fact. Fucking Lu Zhi he had to hide, fucking his haremettes between fights was just what he did.

Claire’s crimson eyes glowed in the darkness. Her pale skin rose against the backdrop of the wall he had her lifted against. Her legs were laid over his ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1548 – vs the Unstable


Three-hundred metres of malice and serrated scales burst out of the ocean. It was a scene on par with what those afraid of the ocean could dream up. The murky bronze beast rushed upwards, its blade-like fins having accelerated it to a point that its jaws now went straight for the crystal entity that hovered like a living mountain above the Gamer.

Malot chimed in choral tones, his form folding in on itself while the titanic maw opened. Curved teeth the size of cars beset the...

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The Gamer Chapter 1547 – Forcing the Melee


Salamander, Gnome and the Creator Puppet rushed right back towards Malot. The backwards bent spine snapped back upwards, soul and body overlapping – for the most part. Four hands were thrust out, creating a scattershot blast that drove all three combatants back.

What should have dissipated instead consolidated. Forming yet another warped grid of tetragons, the arcane energy formed several large spheres. The first enveloped Gnome, the second Salamander. Third and fourth at...

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The Gamer Chapter 1546 – vs Malot


“Malot of the Azure Tribe versus John Newman of Fusion!”

The announcement for the first match of the day sent waves throughout the stadium. Atop the vast sandy field, Jeff screamed into the microphone what everyone else was thinking, “OOOOH, YEAH! Finally, we see the great Gamer himself in action again. It’s been over a year since he last fought here, in the coliseum, and if I can believe rumours about him fighting Krieg recently, then he has reached new heights!”...

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The Gamer Chapter 1545 – Advances


“You’re the greatest cure to my paranoia, you know that?”

Nightingale hummed at this. Her feathers connected to the surrounding shade through an ethereal curtain of misty black. Even though the room had no door, the isolation surrounding it was more absolute than most things John had ever encountered. They were as invisible to practically all kinds of spying magic as a trapdoor spider was to most things period.

“I hope I am useful for a few more things, my pat...

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The Gamer Chapter 1544 – Cute Alchemist


John returned from his stay in the inner city to a fairly normal scene. The vacation mood was dwindling a bit, with the serious ongoings and the general restlessness many of the girls had when they weren’t doing anything. Consequently, the unified hangout by the beach had halfway dissolved. Many of the girls still took advantage of the free time to just be with each other under a progressively more bearable evening sun. Many others preferred to get some work done and had claime...

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The Gamer Chapter 1543 – Lovable Everyday


“You having fun over there?” Salamander shouted as she approached.

“Which ‘over there’ do you mean?” the Gamer returned a question of his own. “This ‘over there’?” He gestured at the table he was sharing with Lydia and Undine. The queen and the slime enjoyed some cool drinks over conversations, while they hid from the sun in the shadow of a parasol placed on the veranda. “This ‘over there’?” He gestured out towards the beach where his third body ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1542 – Lovable Conspiracy


“Put your leg around the pole. Squeeze it tight between your thighs. Very careful…” Aclysia instructed Lulu.

The imperial tomboy hung upside down from the polished metal. As the pole turned, the naked Asian woman glided down. Before her head could hit the ground, she skilfully loosened the pressure of her thighs and whirled her legs around in a quick motion that let her land on her feet. “This is fun,” she remarked.

“I look forward to teaching you more,”...

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The Gamer Chapter 1541 – An Affair


John found himself in a district on the far outskirts of Rome. The day was still strong, the summer sun clinging onto its influence with the usual determination for this time of year. It was primetime for commercial activity, the afternoon slowly transitioning into the cooler evening hours. Despite that, this particular area of the city was largely without traffic.

The reason for that was due to the shops that populated the place. It was a redlight district, to put it blunt...

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The Gamer Chapter 1540 – After the first Day


“Request: Master, may I have some of your time?” Beatrice asked, while they were on their way out.

John hesitated only for a moment. His eyes darted to the remainder of the crowd and the two others of himself among his haremettes. They wouldn’t miss one of him if he gave his second maid some time to herself. “Sure,” he answered and put his arm around Beatrice. The short-haired maid pulled him off to the side, putting him on a route deeper into the city. “What do...

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The Gamer Chapter 1539 – Fusion’s Pariah [General POV]


They cheered.

The images on the screens were blurry. They cut out and stabilized again. The form of Nia was an approximation. A reconstructed image of the pariah’s missing presence in the footage. A whole squad of mages worked steadily towards that single goal, fighting off the headaches any inspection of the footage caused them.

The crowd cheered.

There was no love for the Purest Front among the people of Rome. Human supremacy had no place among a people that...

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The Gamer Chapter 1538 – True Believer [Nia POV]


Laurence.

A mask of stainless Mithril, shaped into the unmoving form of a stern man’s face, looked at her. The two eyes were orbs of grains, endlessly flowing towards rings of focused energy. His hair was as slicked back as arcane strands could be, resembling the leader of the Purest Front.

Nia followed her opponent carefully, while he stepped away from the teleporting point. The pad itself flashed and was moved to somewhere else in the Protected Space. Vaguely, the...

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The Gamer Chapter 1537 – Little Gained, Little Lost


“Calm: there is nothing off about my magical matrix.”

“I’ll be the judge of that,” John mumbled, continuing to run his analytics as best he could. He did not have all the tools he would have liked to have for the job. Watching her very closely through the mental connection would have to suffice.

‘Want me to take a look at her?’ Delicia asked through the mental connection. ‘I’d bring Lee and Rel.’

‘Yeah,’ John took that offer and carefully...

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