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The Gamer Chapter 1536 – The Foregone Conclusion [Beatrice POV]

“Arkan of the Azure Tribe. Beatrice of Fusion.”

The announcement created a moment of silence throughout the coliseum. All eyes wandered to Beatrice, who calmly had Perfect manifest from its special place in her inventory. The weapon may not have spoken to the passive maid in the same way Strimata and Rex Magnar ‘spoke’, but the weight of the armament said enough.

“The fight will be… within an arena!” Romulus sounded excited about this. Why, Beatrice did ...

The Gamer Chapter 1535 – A little more of a break

“And the Gamer and his allies return to the stand, everyone. Seems like Nathalia has already recovered from her loss!” Jeff announced. “Quite the sturdy one!”

Nathalia clicked her tongue. “Noisy,” she hissed.

‘Yup, definitely still my Nathalia,’ John thought. ‘Okay, she is biting back the death threat. That is a form of change.’

What was not was her marching over to the buffet and beginning to take her part of the feast. She had named her glu...

The Gamer Chapter 1534 – His First Goddess

John rushed through the corridors with swift strides. The rest of his harem was following close behind, some even walking ahead. None entirely broke from the formation and no one dared to stand in their way. The collective strength of their auras flooded the rooms with enough mana particles to create light. Anyone who was in their general vicinity either stopped or turned the other way.

When they entered the hospital area of the coliseum, they did so to the startled whimper...

The Gamer Chapter 1533 – “So much of me is timber” [Nathalia POV]

Whether there was a pit where her stomach should have been or not, the dragoness had to win. Raising a titanic claw, she met the first strike of Orkos with a swing quick enough to disperse a hurricane.

Five blast rays were launched and five blast rays met them halfway through the air, fired from five hovering creations of mana that roughly resembled her mate’s Companion Cube.

The adjusted trajectory caused the spells to slam into Nathalia’s fingers, blasting them ...

Patreon is a fucking joke

Patreon just launched another patch and I cannot tell you how much they decreased quality of life on Desktop yet again. They decreased quite literally every point of usability, adding inconveniences to every step along the path, decreasing the intel I get and, as I type this, I am getting visual bugs that make the Font change every now and again for a split second.

I am quite frankly sick of Patreon's minimalistic design, making everything flat and colourless, and with every recent mont...

The Gamer Chapter 1532 – Cities once Burned [Nathalia POV]

“Orkos of the Azure Tribe,” Romulus announced, then after a short delay, “Nathalia of Fusion!”

It remained strange, to the Fire of Destruction, to be named belonging to an organization. The strangeness swiftly faded, however, when she stepped forwards from the abundant food and crossed eyes with John. Her mate had a twinkle of worry in his eyes. “Be careful. There’s something off about this one.”

Nathalia blew air out of her nose. “I am a high dragon, ...

The Gamer Chapter 1531 – A traitorous opportunity

“450, maybe 550 at the higher end?” John suggested.

“That high?” Lu Zhi asked. The question was opposite of what Lydia’s earlier interjection had been. Understandably, compared to the struggle the fight against Liakan had been, Singed had gone down without landing a single meaningful hit.

“Since their battle plan was effectively the same, small differences can manifest into incredibly large ones,” John explained. “Singed and Jane both went at it with f...

The Gamer Chapter 1530 – Thrill? [Rave POV]

The world they found themselves in was one of brightness. At Rave’s feet was an expanse of sparkling grains. They did not lie flat on the ground, instead forming vast dunes, blocking much of her sight. Had it not been for the sheer number of grains breaking the light, the surfaces of these piles of multi-coloured sands would have been blinding. Instead, that reflective glory was reserved for the vast obelisks and other semi-natural formations that extended outwards from the des...

The Gamer Chapter 1529 – Intermission

Metra’s cheeks were getting squished by John’s hands. The grim and terrible Breaker of Armies was all putty and tail wagging under the combined attention of the Gamer, Nia and Gnome. While he wiped the dirt off her face, the pariah and the cuddle rock gave her all the head scratches a living weapon could ever want. Blonde tail hairs flew all over the place swishing and swooshing audibly.

Although John would not have minded doing all of this under the eyes of the public,...

Claire Commission Finished

There she is, ready to serve in fun or lethal ways.

The Gamer Chapter 1528 – The Fog [Metra POV]

A cascade of unrefined power blocked Liakan’s form from Metra’s sight. There was only the torrent of raw power, exploding outwards like the sparks flying off a lit mixture of gunpowder and metal. Spraying high into the air and low to the ground equally, the chaotic wave of raw arcane projectiles soon became more than a distant display of power.

The green dots of Metra’s eyes darted around, looking for the gaps in the bullet hell that descended on her. She turned and r...

The Gamer Chapter 1527 – The Dragon [Metra POV]

The plain was grass and soft hills, an open space without visible borders. Somewhere, the edges of the Protected Space had to be laid, but she could not estimate where. ‘Wonder who is in control of the barrier,’ Metra thought, tempted to raise her hand and see if it was her. If she succeeded, it might as well have been an immediate surrender. ‘A Fateweaver has to be somewhere in here, if that lifeline is supposed to be in effect… man, modern people are spoiled. Having a g...

The Gamer Chapter 1526 – Last Day Prep and Fire Armour Clad

The bridge day between the voting and the start of the tournament came and went in a crawl. John would have loved to spend it entirely in a haze of frivolities, to meet with Lu Zhi and eat her out until she could barely walk anymore. They did not get the opportunity for any of that. The Heavenly Jade Empress was busy with important matters and he spent his time with his combatants, discussing their strategies. Although John fought side by side with them regularly and his erudite ...

The Gamer Chapter 1525 – Old and New Streets [Nathalia POV]

Nathalia had not wandered the streets of Rome in a long, long time.

Last time she had been in the Eternal City, her stay had been largely limited to that mansion her then-boytoy had stayed in, together with that then-princess and the rest of his harem. Things had shifted dramatically over the course of that stay, emotions she had not truly felt for anyone before blossoming in her chest for a man that proved himself through fire and war.

Much had changed since those da...

The Gamer Chapter 1524 – Caramel and Tan

“Any reason ya want me in your lil’ outin’?”

The question was accompanied by Hailey stripping out of her micro bikini and replacing it with a combination of hot pants and cropped top that barely hid more. She really had gotten more comfortable wearing ‘slutty’ clothes since she had become his woman. An interesting fact, one as much related to her not having a local reputation to keep as it was to the sun no longer being as painful on her naked skin.

“You...

The Gamer Chapter 1523 – Levity

Plotting the murder of a world leader on the side should have made everything else he did during his stay feel just a tad surreal. However, lying on the beach, watching Rave and Nia play beach volleyball against Hailey and Lee, while sipping on a cold beer, all of that just felt normal. ‘I suppose schemes like this are just part of my monthly routine by now,’ John considered why he felt the way he felt.

The ball flew back and forth at a moderate pace. In the interest of...

The Gamer Chapter 1522 – The Dangerous Aspect of Staying

What was the worst part about having to stay longer in Rome?

Factually, it was that he had to keep breathing the same air as Mengele. Because there had always been a chance for some kind of proof of power being required, John had planned with the additional days in mind. Romulus had warned him from the start that this was likely to happen. Whether it was truly necessary for anything that could not immediately be solved diplomatically to turn into a tournament was a question John had to ...

The Gamer Chapter 1521 – The Rules of the Tournament

Luna was sent to the Azure Tribe, while Sol went to direct the leadership of Fusion into a side room. While his loves attended to the two guilds that would be fighting, Romulus himself excused himself to a third room for the duration of the recess. He would be the coordinator between the two factions, taking into account their wishes for how this tournament was going to be put together.

The remainder of the Divided Gates were, for the duration of the recess, dismissed.

The Gamer Chapter 1520 – The Empty Seat

“I shall track the votes for the Azure Tribe,” Luna announced, silver light playing around her.

“I shall track the votes for Fusion,” Sol announced, golden light seeping from her armoured form.

“The faction that garners the most support from among us shall sit at this table. Should there be a majority of people that withhold their votes, none shall take this seat today and we will reconvene in a year. Does this find everyone’s agreement?” Romulus’ eyes...

The Gamer Chapter 1519 – The Purest Interference

John really had to try to keep his staring to the expected amount. As the Gamer, he would have stood out if he had not been ogling Lu Zhi whenever he could get away with it. Between their extended breakfast meeting and the official Divided Gates assembly, she had changed into a tight, sunrise gold Chinese dress. It was several times more ornate than the one she had worn earlier, and her hair was tied back up into the double buns, complete with the little bits of white cloth that ...

The Gamer Chapter 1518 – Terms

Somehow, someway, the ensuing orgy also was limited to just teasing Lulu’s mouth. During the second round of cleaning, she made clear why that was. “I want to keep this sort of reasonable.”

Scarlett was the first to respond, “I really don’t think you can say what he did to you the past two hours ‘reasonable’.”

“No, not really,” Lulu gave in immediately with a giggle. “Scaled up to his unreasonably powerful people though…”

“I do see th...

The Gamer Chapter 1517 – Aftermath

Where food and plates had been stacked and presented not an hour earlier, now there were only the cum covered curves of cockdrunk haremettes. Sitting in chairs, groggily masturbating, or just twitching from the intensity of aftershocks, most of the beautiful babes were completely out of it.

Only Rave and Lulu were still moving. One because of her inexplicable ability to keep up with John’s boundless lust and the other because she had been restricted to usage of her throat...

The Gamer Chapter 1516 – Power Vacuum

Things happened rapidly.

The haremettes, in near perfect synchronicity, peeled out of what little they wore. Now that they were ‘among themselves’ again, clothes were regarded as a pesky obstruction. Lu Zhi’s eyes darted around with all the fervour of a long suppressed, 124 Libido strong bisexual woman observing the densest formation of most attractive women in the world.

‘No, not Lu Zhi,’ John corrected himself. That was the name he would have to keep using...

The Gamer Chapter 1515 – On the issue of harem membership

“Babababa!” Momo intercepted before anyone could say anything else. Two of herself appeared between John and the offering woman. The Gamer, against all male instincts, let himself be moved back to his chair. Lu Zhi, meanwhile, explained herself.

“Since we are already putting all the cards on the table, might as well, right?” the imperial tomboy reasoned. “I mean, it doesn’t count if it’s just the mouth?”

John screamed internally when Lu Zhi opened her ...

The Gamer Chapter 1514 – To Avoid Bloodshed

The jade dragon spiralled up Lu Zhi’s naked arm, until its head shimmered on the back of her hand. In one elegant motion, the greyish-black haired beauty created, unfolded and moved her fan to hide her lips again. For just a moment, John saw the same intense green that filled her eyes surface where his brushing thumb had diminished her lipstick.

Despite her barely clad state, the Heavenly Jade Empress radiated power. John’s passive Observe was letting him get a read on ...

The Gamer Chapter 1513 – The Gamer’s greatest weakness

It was no secret that John thought Rave had the perfect ass.

Obviously, he loved all of the backsides of his haremettes. They all had their individual advantages. Still, he had a favourite. He loved the balanced rear of his fiancée, that perfect, heart-shaped pillow of an ass that had all the juicy jiggle, all the flawless roundness, and all the firmness wrapped up under her taut skin. Only Gaia’s ass could rival it, equally perfect on the green-haired supreme deity’s ...

The Gamer Chapter 1512 – Imperial Tomboy

The harem found itself seated around a truly enormous table. Its knotted surface and size were proof that the olivewood had been shaped via magic, not carpentry. Personally, John preferred the surface of his table smooth, but this degree of bumpiness worked fine and it did fit better with the ancient theme of the building.

That being said, the neighbouring kitchen was most certainly modern.

Aclysia, Beatrice, Delicia, and Lee were working together to get the meal for ...

Weapon Art - Strimata

Also a cost-cutting measure, weapon art is cheaper than monster designs. This one is likely to continue for at least a little bit, because I think some of the equipment will benefit more from being drawn than most of the monsters. Namely: Inkaryl, Rex Magnar, Illuminare, Tiemarath, Eclys, Salver, and other such prominent haremette armaments could use a reference. 

We'll probably go back to the monster polls after I had all the Fusional weapons drawn tho, so the first three of that ...

Booty Sketches

Cost cutting measures continue but, given the current trajectory of recovery my income is on, may be diminishing soonish. 

Because it is both cheap and prudent to have, I have elected to get a complete line-up of all the butts (, hips and thighs) in the harem as basic line-art. This is primarily so I have accurate references for the rest of the butt pictures (and other future commissions) when it comes to site and ratios. I might do the same for the boobs afterwards.

This fir...

The Gamer Chapter 1511 – Italian Beach Episode Finale – Just more relaxation

John inevitably found himself spit roasting Nightingale.

Stuck between his Creator Puppet and his true body, the harpy had her throat around one and her pussy around the other cock. Past the entrance area, the two holes were notably similar which was, like always, all the more reason to fuck her on both ends.

The lady of the night was the open object of surrounding envy. Glances were snuck at her all the time, if the haremettes were not openly staring. Simultaneously,...