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The Gamer Chapter 1510 – Italian Beach Episode 3 – Red Wine and Sand

“And then I told her to stuff it where she wants John to be,” Rave finished off.

The Gamer laughed; the gathered half of the harem laughed louder. Stories that had to do with envious women that approached his haremettes with the intent of ‘convincing’ them that they should be introduced to him just weren’t as entertaining to him. When similar things happened to him, they just played out differently. If it was a woman that wanted to negotiate herself into the harem...

The Gamer Chapter 1509 – Italian Beach Episode Interlewd – Maid and Shadow

There were certain oddities in every friend group. The harem was far from an exception. Because of how tight-knit they were, social contagions had a habit of catching on as long as one of the more influential haremettes proclaimed them with enough gusto. One of the most prominent examples of this was the harem’s practically official rule to not have sex on the beach. Rave had read up on some horror stories about what sand in lady bits could cause and thus they avoided it like t...

The Gamer Chapter 1508 – Italian Beach Episode 2 – Romantic

They stepped out through the door, wearing a spread of bikinis and swimsuits that ranged from adorable to downright irrelevant. Be it because there was less fabric to play with or just because they did not care that much, the differences here were much smaller than between their dresses.

Momo, Nightingale and Gnome had decided to go for one-piece swimsuits, each in their individual colours. Lorelei wore by far the most modest piece: a swimdress, for the lack of a better ter...

The Gamer Chapter 1507 – Italian Beach Episode 1 – Out and about

“You mischievous, wonderful thing that I do not deserve!” John blurted out the moment he was alone with his harem.

The feline Lightbearer started grinning immediately. Before she could respond, Momo groaned, “Don’t encourage her! We’re still in the harem bloat phase. Keep it in your pants for at least a couple more months!”

John hated the terminology, even if it was entirely accurate. The still relatively recent swell of additions had left the harem ‘blo...

The Gamer Chapter 1506 – Divided Gates Meeting Finale – Dancing

After that conversation, John went to try and have some amicable talks with the leadership of the Illuminati. It went plainly, with nothing gained and nothing lost. Norahnon was interested primarily in a conversation with Delicia and the two must have been glued to each other for hours. The alchemist eventually pulled Hailey into the talk as well. The rest of the crafting crew joined over time.

When it came to Celeste, John had a short, casual conversation with her. They ta...

The Gamer Chapter 1505 – Divided Gates Meeting 10 – The Celestials

“Lady Luna.” John bowed his head in deep respect. Among the ruling trio of the world, the emperor and his celestial familiars, the Gamer had the most respect for the slender moon goddess.

Sol was… well, John found himself calmly agreeing with Nathalia’s assessment that the platinum blonde sun goddess was on the bitchy side of things. Not incredibly unreasonable, just a tad overbearing, like combining Aclysia on her worst day with the aforementioned dragoness. Sol wa...

The Gamer Chapter 1504 – Divided Gates Meeting 9 – Pride and Submission

John knew he would have lost.

Continuing would have been futile.

The Quest was even marked as completed.

He still loathed that he had lost. “A fantastic bout,” Krieg said and extended his hand, this time in an entirely friendly shake. The god of war was back to 2 limbs and 1 head, and the swirls of coal-black mist appeared softer, insofar such a thing was possible.

“I can only agree!” Romulus smacked both of them on their backs with a friendliness ...

The Gamer Chapter 1503 – Divided Gates Meeting 8 – A Friendly Clash of Titans

Krieg and Smlere met in John’s half of the arena.

That simple fact presented the god of war’s superior speed. With his balanced Stats, this was unsurprising. That the clash left them equally matched, however, spelled out difficulty. Smlere’s incredible Strength of over 3000 should have overcome the 1648 that Krieg had been previously advertised to have.

Of course, that had been an Observe John had been allowed to make. Who knew what kind of self-buffs and other ...

The Gamer Chapter 1502 – Divided Gates Meeting 7 – Playing with it

‘I don’t quite understand,’ Claire whispered in his mind, after he had shared the revelation with all parties that he could non-verbally. Everyone else, due to their potential reactions, would have to wait until they were back in the safety of their home. ‘What makes you so sure there’d be war in our territory? Couldn’t we just be secretive about it? I understand that is a moot point, what with Romulus being a potential enemy we do not want strengthened and all – bu...

The Gamer Chapter 1501 – Divided Gates Meeting 6 – The Fire

John snuck out of the bathroom on his own, leaving Undine to clean up the rest. That did include helping Nia and Gnome be less bloated. ‘Man, am I glad that it’s easy to clean up myself,’ the Gamer thought. ‘Being the one that things come out of makes things a lot simpler.’

With that final thought on the lewdness that he had just enacted, John re-entered the party. The lines between factions had further blurred in his near 45 minutes of absence, conversations betw...

The Gamer Chapter 1500 – Divided Gates Meeting Interlewd – Messy, Sticky, Sneaky

John could only marvel at just how effective Rave was at directing the attention of the room towards her. His pink-haired fiancée raised her voice a tad, and, even without holding a speech, she was suddenly the centre of attention. There was no need to create outrage, nor make a fool out of herself, she just was herself and that dazzled all those around her.

‘If she had a political bone in her body, she’d be the most terrifying politician on Earth,’ John thought, the...

The Gamer Chapter 1499 – Divided Gates Meeting 5 – A Wound or a Scar

Dangun traced every one of John’s movements, as he reached over the table. There were a few Korean specialties on the table, prepared by chefs that had been flown in ahead of time by each of the Divided Gates that had a notable culinary history. “I do wonder if the Purest Front has their individual set of cooking specialities,” the Gamer expressed in casual wonder.

“They have a love for meat as close to raw as possible,” Dangun responded in an equally carefree ton...

The Gamer Chapter 1498 – Divided Gates Meeting 4 – Those that found Homes

The First of Wrath was staring at the shadow of one of the nearby pillars. John narrowed his eyes, until he noticed that a person was kneeling in it, desperately trying to make themselves as small as possible. He was, in many ways, quite the stereotype. Slightly yellow-tinted skin, black hair pulled back into a long ponytail, slanted eyes, and an unimpressive, short build, complete with a yellow tabard over his robe that displayed a stylized Chinese character. ‘Shadow – Two,�...

The Gamer Chapter 1497 – Divided Gates Meeting 3 – Public-Facing Diplomacy

Dinner was a difficult place for statecraft.

Politicians did their best and worst work when they were certain nothing they said could be heard by anyone outside the room. Really, most things said in public were just to elicit certain reactions from the crowd. Whether that was to garner public support or by having a third party wonder whether a talk in public was equal to talks in the backrooms.

In that sense, what Lu Zhi did could have been brilliant or incredibly mor...

The Gamer Chapter 1496 – Divided Gates Meeting 2 – The Leaders of the World Part 2

““Josef Mengele, Supreme Man of the Purest Front,”” the two goddesses announced.

John’s mood went from fantastic to terrible in a split second. Alone, the dark-haired man appeared atop the platform, and immediately went into a quick stride. His cocksure smile was as infuriating as the self-assured clacking of his shoes on the solid floor.

The wave of dread washing through the room had John turn to Eliana before the gurgling growl hit his ears. All around, me...

The Gamer Chapter 1495 – Divided Gates Meeting 1 – The Leaders of the World

John would have loved to be at the Harbour when the leaders of the Divided Gates arrived. However, Fusion wasn’t the host and his presence there had the potential to interrupt the proceedings as Romulus wanted them to unfold. The Apex was straightforward in his intent to speak to each of the arrivals individually – alone.

If the Gamer had been hosting the event, he wouldn’t have done it any other way.

Consequently, he could not have been by the harbour. He could...

The Gamer Chapter 1494 – Depths of Evil

Several things happened at once.

Sol and Luna backed away. Romulus traced every movement. Herman kept staring emptily ahead. Mengele smiled. Eliana’s carapace formed fully as she crossed the distance. She launched herself the rest of the way, claw stretched out to rend the genocidal maniac from neck to groin.

Her hand stopped dead in the air.

The red cowl had her wrist gripped in a hand covered in Mithril plate. “Grrrrrrrr,” the animalistic growl of the sh...

The Gamer Chapter 1493 – Old Cities, Old Grudges

If the Imperial Harbour had the air of an ancient giant awakening, then the Eternal City was the giant’s chamber.

The city was gargantuan, filling out the entirety of an Illusion Barrier stretched to its technological limit. Typical IBMAs could project an area of control of 10 kilometres. Rome was 15 and the entirety of its area was one centrally organized building project.

In the mundane world, such ideas typically spelled disaster. When overseen by a single, erudi...

The Gamer Chapter 1492 – Arrival in Europe

“Very funny of you,” John reprimanded. He was talking to a certain suit, who had been wearing a different face yesterday – that of an interviewer. “If you want to get information to me without running into Claire, there are more effective methods.”

“Consider me petty, petty indeed,” the Horned Rat responded. “I take it you truly have heard nothing about a Shogun?”

“No… what more do you know?”

“The funny thing… nothing.” Richard fold...

The Gamer Chapter 1491 – Interviewing Matters

“Mister President, do you really think it’s proper to have such people attend a presser?” The shouted question interrupted John mid stride. He had been doing the whole ‘smile and wave’ routine of walking up to his podium. Now he turned to the reporter in question and sent them a glare.

The intensity behind it washed over the room, causing the people in the front rows to tilt backwards. The person who had spoken, a conservatively dressed man with deep rings under h...

The Gamer Chapter 1490 – Beyond Enigmatic

John was put face to face with a new limitation on Observe.


Observe was built to present definitive effects. An object defined by the multitude of effects it ...

The Gamer Chapter 1489 – Wonders [Hailey POV]

The colours surrounded her.

Individual segments, her sight could pierce, until the layered colours became too much. A dome of visible subconscious, like shifting panels of stained glass. Patterns among patterns, symmetries lost in a fleeting moment in time. The Faith above the surface reflected on the calm ocean. The Faith below the surface extended endlessly down. She closed her eyes to not be overwhelmed.

Even behind her closed lids, the colours filled her. The ener...

The Gamer Chapter 1488 – A Nostalgic Sight

“Damn that woman!” John complained out loud, while he entered his living quarters.

“What’s the problem?” Sylph asked. “Is it something fun? Something fluffy? Oh, please tell me it’s something fluffy. I really, really feel like touching something fluffy right now!”

“It kind of is.” The Gamer put his phone on the sole cupboard that hung from the wall next to the door. Calling it a phoneboard would have been more accurate, considering it was there sol...

The Gamer Chapter 1487 – Dinner

John was irked twice over. For one, he had to wait in line in the canteen of his own yacht and that was just terrible. For two, he loathed that this bothered him. Resenting his own feeling of entitlement, he stood in the line, brooding over which of the two feelings he should listen to. Certainly, no one liked a ruler that cut in line, but was he not deserving of special privileges on his own boat?

‘Yes!’ Siena’s voice echoed in his mind.

‘No,’ Stirwin calml...

The Gamer Chapter 1486 – Early World Power Diplomacy

The suit sat in a camping chair, placed between a luxurious coffee table and a wall-spanning flatscreen. Various segments of the image did not quite harmonize with one another, but neither the disguised Horned Rat nor the harem around him cared.

John sat on the other side of the table and, for the first time, felt the slightest bit of satisfaction in having sex in front of another person. Claire and Delicia (back in her regular state) knelt on the floor, constantly venerati...

The Gamer Chapter 1485 – On their way

‘I really do like standing in high places,’ John realized. Standing on the sundeck of the Boating Seaquence, he gazed down at the crowd. The smaller military vessels were already sitting in the Hudson, waiting for the three larger ships to finish loading up the precious cargo of diplomats, historians, and whoever else had enough clout to warrant taking along.

Much as John valued his privacy, there was absolutely no way he could have justified his yacht being exclusive t...

The Gamer Chapter 1484 – Naval Company

John stood on a balcony of the Fusion Fortress. Reddish black metal towered above ground greyed from constant drilling and weapons testing. Walls of the same metal stretched in every direction, wrapping around the various installations of the Military District. Only the Barracks and the Military Harbour were beyond them, isolating those areas in fresh green. The various vessels that Fusion had built or taken over were sitting in the water, some of them drifting as sailors freshen...

The Gamer Chapter 1483 – The… Betrayal? [Lorelei POV]

Lorelei kneaded her fingers nervously with every stride.

Images flashed in the corner of her vision. A wrathful entity wielding a knife, endlessly stabbing pulp in an effort to further reduce it into nothingness. Chasing an enigma wrapped in a riddle. Feminine adoration following in the footsteps of deep obsession. All of it and more.

Lorelei adjusted the ring that wrapped around her head. An undisputed focus for her second sight, even after all else that her chosen h...

Lydia Butt

Second installation in the spanking new series! Somiko was nice enough to do a version with and without panties - not that they hide much :P

Monori Comission - Nightingale Finished

And here is our harpy, with a nude and 'dress' version included. As per usual, do not distribute the full resolution versions anywhere, but feel free to post the downscaled ones wherever.