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A bit of news (15.06.2023)

Y'ello,

Just giving an early reminder or announcement, depending on how long you've been here, that I am taking the first week of August off for my birthday break - like every year. This year, that means the 31st of July to the 6th of August.

I won't be posting anything that week.

Just so y'all are aware.

The Gamer Chapter 1458 – 27 Days of Preparation 12 – A Glorious, Golden Grindstone

Whether it was the mental reset, the additional Perks, or just the experience they had gathered over the previous three days, they managed to finally push into the second phase during their first attempt that morning. Or, rather, they pushed into one of the second phases.

“For the glory of Astria!” Rudeus shouted, raising his lance high up into the air. Immediately, a glorious golden light spread out from his feet. Evenly in every direction, stopping only where it hit t...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 22 – Careening

“We go by Inevitable,” Aclysia introduced them.

“Urgh,” Reysha let out a displeased cry in the background. “By the Hellroots, ‘Clysia, the fuck you saying? That’s not how you introduce us. Apexus, go!”

“We are Inevitable,” Apexus stated.

Aclysia’s lower lip quivered a bit, as she looked at her darling. The swooning was interrupted when Reysha grabbed her pale arm. The black dress that she wore, a physical gift of her divine nature, did not ...

The Gamer Chapter 1457 – 27 Days of Preparation 11 – Metracana Master Perks


None of these were intensely interesting. None of these were terribly bad either. Matter of fact, both Servant Strike 2 and Juggernaut 2 were good and Servant’s P...

The Gamer Chapter 1456 – 27 Days of Preparation 10 – Try and Select Perks again

“Well, this is going to be difficult,” John stated his thoughts. The original battle plan was projected on the TV again. They had all taken too much damage to immediately go back in again, so they were strategizing while resources went back to full. “First, the obvious adjustment: Metra, start the combat by throwing Rex Magnar from the centre of the room.”

“That’s what I was thinking,” the First of Wrath agreed.

“Think the attack is on a timer?” Momo...

The Gamer Chapter 1455 – 27 Days of Preparation 9 – Strategizing and Trying

“We seriously have to do this first?” Salamander groaned. “Can’t we just go there and smack the fucking guy?”

“Yes,” John responded immediately, “because I don’t even know if you can come along.”

“Urgh!” Salamander immediately complained. Missing out on the average boss was one thing, but his harem had several thrillseekers that desperately wanted to be present when a final one was being fought. That was the only real drawback to the number lim...

The Gamer Chapter 1454 – 27 Days of Preparation 8 – Project: Ego Weapon [Scarlett POV]

Scarlett held a rock in her hand. Her fingers pressed into the sides of the solid chunk of stone. Muscles up her arm tensed, and then, suddenly, the rock cracked. One chunk turned into many splinters that fell down on the ground.

The redhead squatted down, flicking her cascading hair back so it didn’t cover her right eye, then grabbed a particularly long shard. Holding it between both hands, she strained again and snapped it like it was a sturdy twig. The sensation was mi...

The Gamer Chapter 1453 – 27 Days of Preparation 7 – Prosecution and Executioner

“HEAR, HEAR, the prosecution has arrived!”

The loud voice greeted the Raid party, as they stepped onto another large cobblestone plaza. It was surrounded and filled up by a construction of metal plates that was odd along every level. In very basic terms, it looked like a metal football field attached to an open courtroom. Given the sizes involved, perhaps it was more accurate to say that the chamber was attached to the field, but the way the structures of the chamber we...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 21 – A little wiser

“Interesting.” Aclysia closed the little book that Reysha had brought back and put it aside. Head in Apexus’ lap and laying on the bed, she was at the peak of nightly comfort. “This book portrays a fairly regular tale of a powerful individual consolidating a realm and then pulling up the ladder behind him. An assurance that his inheritors will be successful.”

“A uniquely sapient behaviour,” Apexus commented. “To have the power to create a society that then c...

The Gamer Chapter 1452 – 27 Days of Preparation 6 – Divine Learning

There was a pecking order among gods.

Typically, this pecking order was related to their power. Their power was tied to the Faith generated by whatever they embodied. Not all Faith was equal, however, and so gods were put in various categories that made them more or less powerful.

Nathalia was the goddess of volcanoes. A goddess of destruction, as they called it. In her chest she carried the Gem of the End, as it was called. She was ancient, among the oldest surviving...

The Gamer Chapter 1451 – 27 Days of Preparation 5 – Rapid Manifestations

John only pulled out to stick it back into another hole. Pussy to mouth, mouth to ass, stopping short to wipe himself clean, then right back into her mouth. At the end, Scarlett looked every part that of a cumdump. What parts of her weren’t sticky with sweat were covered in cum. Her hair, usually so finely combed and straight, was a mess on par with Sylph’s. Her eyes were hazy, the lids half closed, and her mouth open to let her tongue scoop up abundant treats.

With the...

The Gamer Chapter 1450 – 27 Days of Preparation Interlewd – The Brat that Broke Herself

John sat in a recliner, browsing through a compendium of Kropotkin’s works. Far from his favourite political author, but one who did not take in perspectives they did not understand was bound to be confused. John hated being confused.

The door to the reading room flew open. “Didn’t you see the sign on the door?” the Gamer asked, not even bothering to look up. He turned a page while the impatient thumping of hasty steps reverberated from the wooden floor. By the patt...

The Gamer Chapter 1449 – 27 Days of Preparation 4 – Iron Pawns

Only the second boss of the metal area of the citadel remained. After that, there were only the four knights, the path leading up to them, and the king.

The party teleported to the square where they had fought the Jester. The smell of rotting tomatoes was still thick in the air. The crowd that had cheered them remained, clapping and shouting in approval at the defeat of the jokester as if it had happened yesterday. Typical videogame awkwardness.

Following the pattern ...

The Gamer Chapter 1448 – 27 Days of Preparation 3 – Other Tasks

John was about to continue with the explanation when, with a pink zap, Sylph suddenly knelt in front of him. Bunny ears raised and eyes glowing with pink lightning, crackling in the shape of hearts, it was very obvious what the petite woman needed. “You really are doing your best to reclaim the horniest title.” John chuckled. Not that she could hear him. All Sylph gave him was a dopey grin before she opened her mouth wide to offer himself a convenient hole.

Tapping the ...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 20 – Truth?

Salt and limestone covered the walls. Crystal and brittle rock interspersed, creating a formation that, in Reysha’s experience, was unique to sewage systems near the ocean. The presence of salt was why the redhead had left behind her original target. The man had stopped in a hidden room and started playing cards. Not a productive thing to observe, particularly when there was such an interesting clue in the environment.

The tunnel system existed to bring water out of the c...

The Gamer Chapter 1447 – 27 Days of Preparation 2 – To impress or to dazzle

“First question is what the primary goal of this grinding session should be,” John addressed everyone. “On the one hand, Assaults would probably give us the most levels.” It felt nice that he could now officially say ‘us’. The Equalizer Perk assured that they would naturally rubber band back together as long as they did what they usually did. “On the other hand, Raids will give us a good amount of levels in addition to potentially incredible items. Particularly, if ...

The Gamer Chapter 1446 – 27 Days of Preparation 1 – Back in the Estate

“Lee!” Magoi shouted, just as their two groups began to separate. The young Fateweaver stopped and so did John. They looked at each for a moment, then both approached when Magoi waved them closer. On the Gamer’s gesture, the rest of the harem went on towards the typical estate. Once the two of them stood in front of the Magus pair, Lee’s father continued, “I’m considering this my last act in public service,” he stated firmly. “After this, I’m officially transiti...

The Gamer Chapter 1445 – Her Time [Layla POV]

Layla sat on the bench, a hand in her panties as she drooled from both upper and lower lips. All of them – ALL OF THEM – were in one location. All of his women… well, not all of his women. Layla was right here and that was all manners of screwed up and why did it have to feel so good, it felt so good, she couldn’t walk, she couldn’t even keep thinking, it was so much, just so much, he was so much, he was everywhere. He was there, all of him was there. His essence was ca...

The Gamer Chapter 1444 – A little more things in advance

“Two days, please,” John pleaded with Magoi. “Three?”

The High Fateweaver of Fusion let out a deep sigh. “You’re asking me to sacrifice an entire month of my life to this,” he reminded John. The reason why John didn’t get to grind as much as he might desire was half the difficulty of taking all three of his bodies out of Fusion’s operations and half Magoi being in his sunset years.

The first half could potentially be alleviated, by John just forcing ...

Lucifrena Done

When will we see the angel next?

The Gamer Chapter 1443 – Season 3 Arc 10 Prologue – Pre-Grind Prep

John’s inbox was flooded with interview and comment requests. ‘How did they get this email?’ he asked himself. There was a very strict policy on what emails were supposed to be used for press questions and what for internal affairs of the government. That they had found access to one of the administrative inboxes was annoying. Not concerning, it was still one of the public-facing emails rather than one of the purely internal networks, just annoying. ‘Someone probably left...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 19 – Information

“Ya sure ya don’t want to lead a slave revolt?” Reysha asked.

Aclysia looked up from the book to shoot a warning glance at the redhead. “Please do not get us in further trouble. Our popularity with local authorities is already doomed to sink due to today’s actions.”

“Psh, what’s the worst they could do?”

“They could destroy the carpenter’s shop,” Apexus responded plainly and slammed shut the book he himself was holding. Not because he was...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 18 – Young Master

There wasn’t much on offer. Handwritten meant that books were expensive. Each was the result of hours upon hours of labour. They browsed through the pages, checking on the contents. Time in isolation had made the local calligraphy a bit different from the norm of creation. Every letter was curvy and flowed into the next. Despite those oddities, the script was still readable as the common one used on practically all Leaves. It worked, after all, and was bestowed by the gods. Whe...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 17 – Into the City

They spent two days in the chamber. One to just relax and the second to halfway align their sleep schedule with the path of the sun again. On the third day, they emerged and on the fourth day they returned to Walled Port Pernero.

The city had not changed in their roughly two weeks of absence. Slaves still worked the salt fields and executed the heavy labour, as citizens oversaw and went for the more skilled crafts. Ships drifted through the channels, cut into the reef throu...

Season 3 Arc 9 Author’s Note

Y’ello,

This is, I deem, the best place to end the current arc. As announced, it was a rather meandering one and I didn’t even get to everything I wanted and I actually picked up a few things I didn’t originally expect. There is a joy in this. I’ll continue about that in a second.

As per usual, I would kindly request that you head over to either my Patreon or my SubscribeStar page and pay me a little bit if you can spare it. We are approaching 4 million words ...

The Gamer Chapter 1442 – Season 3 Arc 9 Finale – Nothing had Changed

John woke up the next day to a shower of kisses. Over and over again, his fiancée was pressing her soft pink lips onto his skin. Not a centimetre of his skin was left unloved. “Mhmmmine!” Rave hummed along every smooch.

The shivers of delight travelled through his being. They never stopped. “Mine,” he responded in a sleepy voice, holding Rave tightly in his arms. She giggled like a woman that had freshly fallen in love. The fuzz of her tail brushed over his arm. Al...

The Gamer Chapter 1441 – Proposal Finale – In the Name of Love [Rave POV]

Rave loved his eyes.

She didn’t use to. She didn’t know when that had shifted. Early on, his eyes had been amusing. He’d been so obviously starved for any girl giving him the time of day, teasing him had been as easy as showing her midriff. So when had that changed? It wasn’t when she started to love him. When had he lost that boyish, adorable awkwardness and exchanged it for the manly, lovable confidence?

Those pools of hazel, the most outstanding point of hi...

The Gamer Chapter 1440 – Proposal 3 – The Fidgeting

“There you are, honey!” Brenda greeted her son with a deep hug. It was a short-lived one. Like his haremettes, John’s objectively voluptuous mother wore very little and was consequently sticky. Her midriff was completely exposed, revealing a slight bit of pudge that the middle-aged woman had acquired over the years. Besides that, she was in tip-top shape. “Oh, I am so excited to… see you again!”

‘To see my little boy propose,’ was probably what she had wante...

The Gamer Chapter 1439 – Proposal 2 – Waiting for the Parents

John could still feel it tingle under the surface. That bit of nervousness that wouldn’t let him leave until it was all over and done with. It was, however, easily ignored compared to the confidence he exuded generally. He had been told his haremettes had endured a week of mediocre sex. This could not stand.

The bedroom Claire had found on the second story was not the most romantic place to make up for his shortcomings. A used bed that had seen who-knew-what kind of debau...

The Gamer Chapter 1438 – Proposal 1 – Too Hot

“Something’s in the air,” Rave stated.

John had to bite the inside of his cheek not to stammer out an immediate response. “Must be pollen?” he suggested.

“I ain’t got no allergies – I hope? Can I even get those?” Rave tilted her head as she contemplated the question. She audibly sniffed. “Nah, it’s something else. Somethin’ nice…” She shifted in the co-driver’s seat of the bus.

It was Rave’s last day as his girlfriend and he had a...