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Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 16 – [Character Summaries]

Yes, hello, Funatic here,

I am slightly phoning it in this week, giving y’all a new iteration of the character summaries – now including Korith. I felt like it was time to update everything and it's best to get everyone on the same page about what the characters can do. So, without further ado…

Apexus

Class: Monk/Omniverse Slime Chimera

Level: 22 [Estimated]

Spell and Skill List:

Ready Waters Style – Apexus is taught in the basics of th...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 15 – Heated Height [Erotic Content]

A distant aftertaste of the seed lingered on Reysha’s tongue. It was sweet beyond anything else, perhaps even sweetness itself. Not even the gods remembered if the fruits of the Omniverse came before the fruits on the Leaves and the one that came before did not care for tastes.

Apexus needed no additional reason to make out with his beloved redhead. His tongue extended, until he dominated hers utterly. Being dominated only made Reysha fight back harder. Arms slung around ...

The Gamer Chapter 1437 – No need to verify

“I have found the missing shirt.” Claire immediately bowed her head – primarily in Lee’s direction. “It was my mistake. I mindlessly tossed it in with the other black laundry. I apologize deeply for suspecting you for something that was my own incompetence.”

“I, uhm, well, it happens,” Lee responded.

John tilted his head. ‘That doesn’t sound right,’ he thought. Mindlessly toss away something with his scent on it? Claire? He would sooner believe S...

The Gamer Chapter 1436 – Difficult Approach [??? POV]

As was typical, she awoke thirsty.

Curled up inside a lily the size of a car, she reached for the little ball of tree bark. A single, thick, waxy leaf covered a hole in the smooth surface. Tilting it backwards, she let the sweet water inside fill her mouth. Gulp for gulp, she refreshed herself. The fae energies bound inside the water washed through her, then dissipated without further traces. There was no attempt to change her and for that she was thankful. They respected h...

Welldark Book 2 - Of all things expected

It is done.

I will once again remind that you are NOT allowed to share this PDF. I will do a public release starting next month. Same goes for the artwork you will find within this volume.

I hope it will be everything you waited for.

The Gamer Chapter 1435 – Household Questions

John entered his living room in one of the best moods he could have possibly been in. “I am- Something off?” The moment he burst in through the door, he was met not by the usual grouping of available maids, but by a contemplative silence.

Aclysia and Claire stood, hands on their chins, next to Lee. The gamer girl’s brows quivered while she stared up at the two more experienced maids. Her thunder thighs shifted left to right under the short skirt.

“Hello?” Jo...

The Gamer Chapter 1434 – The Summon

Monday concluded with nothing done but the usual paperwork. Tuesday was much the same. All that was notable about these days was that John was testing the limits of what Hailey, Lorelei, Scarlett, and Lee could take in a single day. He had calculated how much raw time it would take for each of them to reach his current level, but raw time and actual time spent were two different things.

It would be a lot easier if this was bound to their orgasms rather than his. Alas, if it...

The Gamer Chapter 1433 – Work and Pleasure

Multiple cumshots dumped simultaneously did not count as three separate instances of orgasm. That was simultaneously saddening and convenient. It meant he had no excuse to keep all of his bodies in the constant fuckfest that became the lives of the crafting haremettes for the next couple of days.


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Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 14 – Rewards

Apexus ate the two Bloody Serpents and split the boss with Reysha. Aclysia tried to preserve some of the meat. It was surprisingly easy. The high liquid content would have made it a terror to dry out under normal circumstances. With her magic, it shrivelled up nicely, leaving a bloody red jerky that was just the right kind of stringy. It retained enough magic to serve as rations for Reysha for at least a few days, until the rest drained from it naturally.

With the meals tak...

Monori Commission - Hailey Finished

Just realized I hadn't published this one yet, so here you go, double load of Hailey

Hailey Lewd Commission Finished

And here is our mechanic in various states of undress~

There will not be a proper lewd commission next month, for monetary reasons. I might have something else for you though~

The Gamer Chapter 1432 – Character Sheets

Y’ello, Fun here – this is not a chapter, this is just me putting out all the updated character sheets. This is after the last boss fight but before John starts pumping loads… I mean levels into the non-combat girls. There’ll be new sheets for that after.

I’ll start with John, then go alphabetically through the harem. There’ll be a text of their name for each of them in front of the sheet, so you can CTRL+F them easily. I’ll be skipping on the descriptions for...

The Gamer Chapter 1431 – Thorough Grinding Finale – Freezing and Rounding Out

“Hmm, that’s convenient,” John said.

“Elaborate?” Undine requested. The slime girl was sitting on a short pillar of ice. A fascinating and yet so common picture. Common interpretations of slime girls had them dislike freezing temperatures, for obvious reasons. In the Abyss, where most slime girls were water elementals, this was not a worry. After all, ice was within their domain, and so natural occurring temperatures had barely any effect on them. Really, of all t...

The Gamer Chapter 1430 – Thorough Grinding Interlewd – Taking more (ana)Ls

John couldn’t place quite why he felt this certainty.

It was a day of the grinding session like any other. It was one of the last days, yes, but not the last day. Yet, it pulsed through him. It had started when he woke up with her cuddled up to him, the only one in a bed of nude forms to wear a full body cover. Since then, it had swelled in intensity, until he found himself sitting in his chair, just staring into the air and imagining that he would do it.

To finally break Lorele...

The Gamer Chapter 1429 – Thorough Grinding 20 – Affirmations

Day 17 of the grinding session.

John was sitting on his own in the gaming room, just listening to a podcast and playing Sekiro. The boss was giving him a hard time, if only because John was letting it. For him, these games based on correct reactions were only a challenge when there was unknown information involved. If he concentrated too much on it, he would learn the moves too fast and then his reflexes would do the rest. He wanted to enjoy the cinematic experience properl...

The Gamer Chapter 1428 – Thorough Grinding 19 – Advancing Through the Glacial Front

The Ambassador Double, Aclysia, Beatrice, Nia, Sylph, Siena, Salamander, Undine, Lydia and Momo, that was their configuration as they advanced through the ice area of Astria.

As could be expected of an area of that element, the floor was generally frozen and slippery. Targeting footing was one of the few ways that scaled up the combat ladder. Whether one had the capacity to run at supersonic or average human speed didn’t matter if there was no traction for the acceleratio...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 13 – Bloodwyrm

The chamber in the lower most strata of Serpent Heart was a kilometre across. All light in the dungeon originated from the large, fleshy structure at the centre of the donut shaped chamber. It connected the roof and floor in a pillar of smoothly narrowing and then broadening flesh. At the core was a knot that expanded and then collapsed, forcing light and viscera through the walls of the entire dungeon.

The party looked upon it from a distance. They had been culling more of...

The Gamer Chapter 1427 – Thorough Grinding 18 – Technology


‘I should consider Intellect after I get Endurance to 500,’ John thought. He was getting his Endurance up to have more HP. By all means, his MP was a secondary HP bar. Arguably, John should have pivoted to Intellect the moment he got the Creator Puppet. Every point in Intellect not only increased his MP, but it also provided more Strength to the golem...

The Gamer Chapter 1426 – Thorough Grinding 17 – To Do Drugs or Not To Do Drugs

John was standing at the crossroads and it was all to do with the purple pouch of velvet that lay on the table. The Court Dust was contained within sewn shut fae flower petals, waiting to be freed and sucked up someone’s nostrils. A complicated mix of emotions filled John as he looked at it. He remembered the sheer amount of fun he had when he had taken the drug before. He didn’t quite remember what order the events had been in. Not that that was a requirement for having a go...

The Gamer Chapter 1425 – Thorough Grinding 17 – The Enchantress


Predictably, the Enchantress had been in the uppermost chambers of the highest spire in the city. The path there had been winding and complicated, full of magical puzzles and Astria Witches. Now they stood in the many-coloured spectacle that the stained glass windows painted on the floor. Far above them, the Enchantress hovered, her green and black robes fluttering ...

The Gamer Chapter 1424 – Thorough Grinding 16 – Hanging out more

John was enjoying the new kind of Raiding more with every day that passed. It was just nice to have two bodies at home so he could spend time with all the haremettes that usually just hung out without him while he was off grinding. It gave him that precious time to connect deeper with what his non-combatants were doing.

It was day 12 of their grinding session. They were still clearing out the witch area of the Raid, searching for the Enchantress boss. John had gained 2 more...

The Gamer Chapter 1423 – Thorough Grinding 15 – As they Advanced

The Creator Puppet was exchanged for the Ambassador Double. While the Raiding continued, the golem would continue practicing with the mace. Frustratingly, none of what he did stuck properly. Consciously, he knew that he was making all of these little mistakes while having his duels against Claire, Sylph, or even Eliana. Practically, he was incapable of building up any kind of muscle memory. The drawbacks of his Innate Ability.

At least casting the Elemental Bolt remained fu...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 12 – Temporary or Not so Temporary Changes

The healing fountain room was a sanctuary from enemy attacks and the claustrophobic lighting of the tunnels alike. Both were welcome, but the former was more important.

Apexus retrieved the key resting between the parallel bones of his forearm. As it passed through the membrane, the slime retreated from the surface of the ornate key, guided by the central will emanating from the nucleus. The humanoid chimera turned it in his hands, making sure it remained as immaculate as e...

The Gamer Chapter 1422 – Thorough Grinding 14 – The Entertainment of Base Violence


“Could have given it a more flattering name,” John complained to Delicia. “I’m still using it as a body.”

“And you keep calling Eliana a ‘very b...

The Gamer Chapter 1421 – Thorough Grinding 13 – The Completion of the Puppet


Which one John wanted was immediately clear to himself and everyone else in the room. Despite that, he gave the other two options the time of day. Unlike the previo...

The Gamer Chapter 1420 – Thorough Grinding 12 – Farming Gift Bosses


The fully plated knight sat in a lesser throne, the green banner of his part of the citadel waving above him, moved by the exhaust of what may have been the last tw...

The Gamer Chapter 1419 – Thorough Grinding 11 – To Wield


‘And there it is,’ John thought, hovering a short two metres above the battlefield. Below, the various haremettes were cleaning up the last of the oozes. The st...

The Gamer Chapter 1418 – Thorough Grinding 10 – One Week In

They didn’t do anything else on the 6th day – mostly because barely any time of the 6th day was left. After John tossed the two Phalanx items into the wastebin in the Loot Basin, he just took a shower and went to sleep. He awoke on the 7th day surrounded by the fragrance of need.

Subtle moans could be heard all around, filling the blind black of his morning with the fantasies of all those around him. While those gasps may have been slight, the pleasant warmth around his...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 11 – Bloody Serpents

The Serpent’s Heart drummed distantly. The pulse was accompanied by a waxing and waning in the intensity of the red light that came from the network of warm veins that covered the walls. The illumination travelled up the tunnels and the veins, basking the party in rhythmic illumination. They advanced deeper, the last bits of daylight disappearing and being replaced with the ever-denser network of red, until nothing besides the overlapping veins was visible anymore.

Reysha...

The Gamer Chapter 1417 – Thorough Grinding 9 – Gunk Removal

John stretched, wonderfully refreshed, and immediately sought out Delicia for a good morning brat breaking. After playing the submissive for Siena and Rave, his dom instincts had come back with a vengeance and demanded to be gratified.

Half an hour later, he left a giggling, quivering mess in the corner of the bathroom. Delicia had awaited him in the bath, as the maid in charge of cleaning him should, and been turned from service to dumb-fucked mess with the appropriate amo...