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The Gamer Chapter 1416 – Thorough Grinding Interlewd – To be Pampered

John had not left the bed yet.

He was having an unusual morning, twice over. For one, he did not feel like moving at all. He wished to remain in the sheets for as long as time allowed, to laze about and enjoy the cosy warmth of his blanket. For two, he felt no urge to move a single muscle while his girlfriend worked his cock with long, teasing strokes.

Rave’s lips were on his, her weight pressed the back of his head into the mattress. More and more, she leaned onto ...

The Gamer Chapter 1415 – Thorough Grinding 8 – Continuation

The scene beyond the cauldron was exactly what John had imagined. The pipes all over the city had burst, releasing the noxious sludge into the buildings and streets. Green dominated the environment, oozing down the sidewalks, dripping from windowsills and down walls that had been destroyed by the explosions. Despite the earlier screams, there was not a soul to be seen. All there was were oozes that crawled along the streets in snail-like motions.

They were of varying sizes ...

Celestial Devourer Done

Whose a giant, apocalyptic crocodile? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Nathalia Dragon Form Done

Totally didn't forget to upload this one for over a month...

Bonus: Kriniere was inspired to draw Nathalia in human form as well... for free! The nice... guy. I want to curse him for being so benevolent!

You can follow him here https://www.deviantart.com/kriniere

Pretty sure he also has Instagram, but I don't use that, so you'll have to find it yourself.

The Gamer Chapter 1414 – Thorough Grinding 7 – Master of Pipes


Whether the old man was a giant by virtue of relation to giants or because it was a gaming custom to have Raid bosses scale up for visibility was anyone’s guess. ...

The Gamer Chapter 1413 – Thorough Grinding 6 – The New Raid


“Interesting,” John commented.

“What is the matter?” Lydia asked. Like everyone else around, she had expected to find herself in the middle of a random landscape or building. Instead, they continued to stand in the darkness with the rest of the combatants.

“We’re getting limited in the number of participants for the Raid combat.” John gave the window a ...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 10 – Bent Backs

The Walled Port of Pernero – one of the three major maritime fortresses on the world. Stone buildings extended up the slope of a mountain. What had once been ridges of solid rock had been transformed through painstaking labour into several level plateaus, each covered in structure laid with the very same grey and reddish brown rock that had been loosened in the process. The taming of nature did not stop there. Where the mountains had transitioned out into the ocean, digging and...

The Gamer Chapter 1412 – Thorough Grinding 5 – The Shape of Artificial Sapience

From the front, a circle crossed by a vertical line. From the top, an X with a thin halo. From the side, a swirl speckled with clusters. Only the first was a shape that John really wanted to attribute to the final structure. The other two were patterns that his brain probably pushed onto the immensely complex combination of thousands of connected pieces.

He looked upon his creation like he would at the replay of a finished campaign in Civilization. He had successfully mappe...

The Gamer Chapter 1411 – Thorough Grinding 4 – Understanding or not Understanding How This Worked

John sat at a table in the deep recesses of the mansion. Because this was the first time Magoi had created this estate, there were parts of it that he didn’t know and any house of sufficient size had corners that were tugged away. Whether that was by design or purely because they were only reached via routes that were otherwise inefficient was often difficult to predict.

A house was much like a city in that regard. In an apartment, one knew every corner. From the delibera...

The Gamer Chapter 1410 – Thorough Grinding 3 – Planning things out

Semen spilled out of Eliana’s cunt, a mere second after he pulled out. He took his hand off her throat and groaned when Hailey grabbed his cock from behind. The country gal gave him a couple more pumps, causing him to blast two more ropes across her stomach. Then he fell back against Hailey’s ample chest. Giggling, the tanned woman kept stroking his length, until Nightingale climbed over the spasming, pretty little psycho and wrapped her lips around it.

The harpy’s th...

The Gamer Chapter 1409 – Thorough Grinding 2 – Monster Girl Ascension 2: Horny Maids and Sex Slave Boogaloo

The six Artificial and Natural Spirits stood in a row in front of the television. Aclysia, then Claire, Momo, Delicia and Beatrice, five pale, white-haired maids, and then the naked, caramel-skinned blonde right next to them. A bit of a sore thumb in the group, but John would still approach this as he always did: alphabetical.


It was not often that J...

A bit of news - Patreon breaking image bind-ins

So, it's been 2 days of this and I'll just go ahead an make a statement on the matter:

I prepared the images for the chapters in two ways. One is the imgur link in the whole


fashion. This is because this is the markdown CHYOA uses, so I can just do that and not have to deal with it anymore when I copy and paste it from gdocs.

The second is to bind the image directly in the gdoc. This is simple drag and drop. Up until recently, this then copied over without ...

The Gamer Chapter 1408 – Thorough Grinding 1 – the little things

Sylph poked Undine’s hair. Once, twice, thrice. Her face reflected the plain wonder of a child that had found a particularly interesting plot of dirt. Although her hair was just as much part of her perceptive system as the rest of her, Undine did not do anything about it. That was, until the volt bunny zapped the deep blue slime girl.

The hair, half blob and half elegant strands, parted into many tendrils, which smacked Sylph’s hand back, before Undine turned her head a...

The Gamer Chapter 1407 – The Gorgon

More even than Wednesday, John had wished that Thursday night never ended. Undine fell asleep in his arms that night and did not separate from him until breakfast was ready. They were both tense. Today, they would seek out the Mother of Water.

“We could accompany you,” Gnome suggested. The earth spirit, alongside the rest of the elementals, had accompanied him to the summoning room. No one even looked at the chairs or the bed nearby. All looked at John and Undine like a...

The Gamer Chapter 1406 – A Night With Odd Thoughts

There had been a lot to tell. There was a fair bit of doubt bundled up in his favourite Fateweaver’s mind. Most of it was related to her loathing school and how to cope with being part of it. They had a talk about whether she needed to. A day later, she was out.

The consequence of that being that she became another one of his housekeepers had not been what he had originally anticipated. A secondary obligation that she put on herself to have things to do when she did not h...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 9 – Through Mayana

“Doesn’t it just itch in your fucking fingers to find out whether that ‘Darala’ stuff is more than ritualistic sword dancing?” Reysha asked, glancing at the Felmer that followed them at a safe distance. It had been well over a day since they had left the keep to the west and since then at least one guard had followed them at all points. They only shook them off when they entered their Mobile Estate.

“Dalara,” Aclysia corrected, “and there is no need to make ...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 8 – The Upper Castes

Apexus stepped out of the golden doorframe and into the small woods. It was the best hidden spot they had found. To emerge from the air randomly, Aclysia had reckoned, would not aid them in creating a trustable image on a Leaf that had forgotten much about magic. Especially with the way he stored the key, after everyone had emerged.

“You feeling like fox for second breakfast?” Reysha asked and pointed at the red-furred critter staring at them from a distance. The animal...

De-Procrastinating Finale – Purpose Defined

“I call this meeting to order!” Rave shouted over the chatting haremettes. All of them fell silent and looked at her with various expressions of bafflement. “Just wanted to say that.” The feline Lightbearer giggled, ears flicking. “Anyhowzels, we gotta talk about our resident lazy gal having decided she’d become a drop-out.”

“Oy, I won’t be called lazy by someone that literally curls up and sleeps for three hours in the middle of the day.”

“One, ...

De-Procrastinating 4 – Unfound Purpose

Lee had made her decision, though that didn’t make enacting it any easier. She stood in front of the thick doors of the headmaster’s office. A message to her mother yesterday had made certain that her father was indeed in today. His position had been in transition to his son from the start and by now Magoi spent more time on vacation than he spent working. The privilege of someone who had contributed to society for all their life.

Pumping her fists, Lee gathered her con...

De-Procrastinating 3 – Enjoyment Unfound

One of the definitely worst parts of Lee’s life were the 4 to 8 hours every weekday she spent sitting in classrooms. The lecture hall was smaller than what she was used to from the Mountain of Time, which was again to the benefit that the overall student could receive more attention. At least when it came to the lectures, Lee benefitted from being largely ignored.

She sat in the corner, played on her phone, and occasionally looked up. The teachers were presenting some fac...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 7 – The Serpent’s Path

The house of the old man was located at the outskirts of the border region. It was small and cramped. Various knickknacks occupied the rows of a shelf. It was the largest piece of furniture in the room. The fireplace, the bed, the table, all of them were dwarfed by that shelf. Knotted roots, rusted swords, a massive collection of copper and iron coins in a sealed jar, a carefully cleaned sheathe, a broken Leaf Finder, and many other items were in the man’s possession. The woode...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 6 – Harbaemayim

A reconnaissance flight revealed nothing. To the south was more grass and woodlands. North and east a mountain chain blocked Apexus’ view. Presented with this lack of intel, Apexus decided they should go north, following the coastline. South they knew what awaited them and more of the same was not what they were looking for.

It was difficult terrain to traverse. The grass was interrupted by the edges of the mountains, transforming it into steep cliffs and craggy stretches...

De-Procrastinating 2 – Ignorant Enjoyment

‘Why do I even have to write this?’ Lee whined inside her mind, while staring at the lines she had written over a month ago. The whole dissertation thing had been spawned from her father’s mind. The Magus Academy wasn’t yet formulated or big enough that he gave all students a streamlined process to follow. There was vast overlap, of course, but there was still enough wiggle room for everyone to get some personalized attention by the teachers. Lee recognized the advantage ...

Sylph Lewd Commission

And here she is - doesn't she look nice and innocent (in the first picture?)

Lee Side Story - De-Procrastinating 1 – Blissful Ignorance

Lee was in the Palace’s gym. Sweat ran down her tensing midriff, with each sit-up delivering another burst of protesting quivers. Her attempts gradually lost in reach, until she struggled to do as much as lift her head. With a long groan, she sprawled out on the mat.

Tilting her head back, she could see Rave run on the treadmill. Watching, Lee developed that fluttering sensation in her feelings that she usually got when looking at John or her fellow haremettes. She had th...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 5 – Serpentine Shrines

Reysha kept a hand on her mouth, to keep her from spitting out the mouthful of cooked meat that she had just stuffed in there. To chew it was like biting on worms in an apple made of maggots, minus the writhing. After the bare minimum, she swallowed the meat. Stomach acid met it halfway, but she managed to wrestle it all down.

Immediately she grabbed the waterskin. What others would have described as the delicious, rich juices of nicely seared meat, to her was a sour and bi...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 4 – Exploration

Apexus woke up to the soft sounds of water dripping back into a container. Opening his eyes, he turned his head and beheld the naked metal fairy. She had her back turned to the bed, showing only the elegant form of her snow white back. A rag, as clean as they had available, was rubbed over her shoulders. She cleaned the remains of travel and of sleeping in the hay off herself. What little had persisted after the last two cleanings.

The thunderstorm had remained for two cons...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 3 – Home is where the key turns

The golden key weighed heavy in Apexus’ hand. Its form had been left unblemished by the passage of time. What dirt and grease could have accumulated in the ups and downs of its ornaments had been carefully cleaned by Maltos. The head of the key was a circle, containing a tiny, stained-glass relief. A dot of red in a circle of white, shaped like a flickering flame. The symbol of the fifteenth goddess, Melysia of Hearth and Home.

The tip of the key pushed into rippling air,...

The Gamer Chapter 1405 – Fluffy Monday Awakens Finale – A school girl

The Magus University was located on the tip of the south-western landmass inside the Hudson Barrier. It occupied the space of an entire city district, although most of that land was either entirely untouched or had only been cleared of the houses the copying of the mundane space had left there. What buildings did exist on the campus were of a distinct style, between gothic and art deco. They were massive by mundane standards. By Abyssal standards, they met what one would expect t...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 2 – Rationality

Why the tail?

A Deathhound was a creature that was simultaneously complicated and extremely simple. As the near-peak of demonic evolution, it was defined by its ability to survive and thrive in the Hellroots.

Regular lifeforms were defined by their ability to acquire sustenance. Although bears and wolves were impressive beings, particularly to sapient eyes, it was a matter of fact that mice were more successful from an objective perspective. They were higher in number...