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The Gamer Chapter 1355 – Gal Talk

“Ya wanna talk about it?” Rave asked Hailey.

John was sitting with his favourite cat girl’s crossed arms in his lap and her head on the crossed arms. Rave had chosen that particular pose, he was certain, just so everyone could have a nice view of her ass in spandex. Not that the tiny hotpants even hid half of her magnificent backside. As the days ticked by, clothes seemed to become more and more optional around Hailey. Even John didn’t bother to put on more than his...

The Gamer Chapter 1354 – Touch Grass

Meeting Hailey that day was uneventful. John was primed for something due to Siena’s confession and yet nothing happened. The country gal arrived, was as charismatic and wonderful on the ears and eyes as ever, spent two hours with him and Scarlett in the workshop, and then left the technomancer with another revolutionary piece of complicated engineering. At one point, John did bring up the topic of how her thinking had gone. The answer he had gotten in response had been evasive...

The Gamer Chapter 1353 – Fun with the Chaos Brigade

“And this is where I’ll put the second staircase,” John explained, gesturing at the hole in the ceiling. A ceiling currently made from carefully bolted together planks and tarp, containing hardening concrete. Support beams were scattered about, making sure those constructs did not bend. A depression in the floor was neither structurally sound nor pleasant.

“You are such a fantastic architect.” Claire grabbed onto his arm and smiled at him. “Handsome too. Ah, wha...

October 2022 Commission Finished - Siena

Human form in the cover. Delicious chocolate shadow spirit~

The horns in the actual elemental form are a mild spoiler, but I think you can live with the revelation she'll get horns :P

As per usual, you may only spread the downscaled version and not use either in any commercial context.

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune Finale 3 – Deliverance

‘Death comes for me,’ Pronthin thought.

One of the aspects of the adventuring life that no one ever mentioned to the new ones was the drawbacks of a body boosted by magical powers. The Priest felt the thousands of nerves in his lower abdomen scream in terror. Sometimes, he could feel his leg twitch. A phantom, he knew. He was all too aware of the discarded half of his body, lying not two metres away. His organs would have slipped out of the opening, had the Deathhound l...

The Gamer Chapter 1352 – Taking eLs in the morning

John was still tending to his submissives. Lee and Eliana were cuddled up against him in the bedroom, while Lorelei had been made to join Delicia in the living room. Two submissives hung from the ceiling, two from his arms. He had pumped a couple of loads into the former pair while the latter pair had taken a shower. Now Lorelei and Delicia were getting teased to borderline insanity by remote control vibrators in both their holes and he was having snuggles with the two clean, sho...

The Gamer Chapter 1351 – Simple Courtship and other future plans

Step 1 in courtship, typically the most difficult one: awakening interest. Check.

Step 2 in courtship, typically the second most difficult one: getting her comfortable enough to spend time alone with oneself. Check.

Step 3 in courtship: through consistent showing of interest and physical intimacy, consolidate simple interest into romantic engagement. John was here with Delicia.

Step 4 in courtship: profess love, officialise relationship.

Step 5 in courtshi...

The Gamer Chapter 1350 – The Fifth Maid?

It was an hour past Monday’s breakfast. John had done nothing productive for 24 hours straight and it had been great. Before he could continue this streak of absolute uselessness, there was a matter of immense importance that needed to be discussed.

John at one end of the table, Delicia at the other, isolated from the other four women who all clustered around their Master. Aclysia was to his right, her hands folded on the tabletop and a serious expression on her face. Nex...

The Gamer Chapter 1349 – Quiet Game

Hailey: Sorry, I won’t be coming around today. Lots to think about.

‘Well, it’s nice to read that she’s straightforward about it,’ John thought and answered the text in a swift, nice, and understanding manner. If John had been suggested to enter a relationship by Lydia first thing upon entering the Abyss, then he… would have taken the offer immediately, actually. There were a number of stark differences, not least of which was entering a harem a...

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune Finale 2 – Contempt

Turlesh hissed in pain. Pesky light, radiant light, guided light, it burned around the palm of the Monk. How long had it been since he had fought a Divine Hand? Dozens of years? Hundreds?

Its two foremost limbs slammed down where Maltos had stood. Only half a swift step had taken the old man out of the reach of his arms. The Deathhound́’s head parted all the way down, a grotesque level of split jaws that even sea creatures would have found abominable for its lack of bone...

The Gamer Chapter 1348 – Swift Hunt

John and Eliana moved with the coordination only real-life Raid buddies could have. The herd of seven pigs, three of which appeared fully grown, was crowding around a patch of dirt they were digging up, likely to unearth some wild vegetables. Although they had noticed the hunters, the pigs had not yet moved. The trio kept their distance. Pigs were smart enough to realize staying in a human’s turf was a bad idea. Knowing that the odd stick they were holding was about to end thei...

The Gamer Chapter 1347 – The Country Gal Resilience

Hailey downed the healing potion John had pushed in her hand. It really was fortunate that this part of the countryside had more tires per square kilometre than people. Similarly it was fortunate that Delicia had insisted he take a few of her ‘Big Bratty Milker’s Health Potions’ with him. They healed a great total of 100 HP. A laughable amount for John, who had almost 7000 health in total. For Hailey and her mundane body, he might as well have poured pure vitality down her ...

The Gamer Chapter 1346 – Big Pig Issues

Scattered meteorites rained down on the field, drowning it further in destruction. What had been ploughed dirt minutes ago now was craters and fire. Whistling, then a booming explosion, and a large fireball scorched another mark into the training barrier.

Salamander made good on her title. Each attack, Unleashed or not, further expanded on the apocalyptic scene that John was witnessing. It was rare for Salamander to get the opportunity to let loose so completely. In actual ...

The Gamer Chapter 1345 – Sourdough and Dark Corners

“This is terrible nutrition,” Aclysia whined, even as she presented the prepared dough. She still hadn’t recovered from John wanting canned tomato soup over her cooking. For several minutes, John feared his weaponized maid would collapse from the accumulating irritation that the sourdough distribution put on her mind. A fear that sort of came true. “My John’s happiness is paramount and John is happiest when I am happy, so shouldn’t he want me to eat what I recommend h...

The Gamer Chapter 1344 – Mundanity

““BORN IN THE USA…. I WAS BORN IN THE USA NOOOW…. BORN IN THE USA! I’M A LONG GONE DADDY IN THE USA NOOOOOOOW!””

John and Claire sang alongside the radio. The windows were rolled down, letting the lukewarm air from the outside in. It was a nice 19 degrees, with an overcast sky. Pretty great conditions for bricklaying, but doing the same task day and night was going to get incredibly dull if he did not intersperse it with whatever else he wanted to do.

Th...

The Gamer Chapter 1343 – Maid Basics

“Need me to feed you, hm?” Delicia asked, her lips spread in that typical smug smile. She stirred the cereal with the spoon, not handing it over. “Maaaan, if only I would hear a little ‘please’, maybe I could be so nice.”

Aclysia sighed deeply and took the bowl from the newest addition to her cadre. “Your manners leave much to be desired. Even Momo is better behaved.”

“That’s because Momo is a critical brat and Delicia here is a smug brat,” John ...

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune Finale 1 – Confrontation

The plaza of the evacuated town was inhabited by a hundred adventurers. 100 people, of varying degrees of power, scattered among all the Classes that were taught and teaching on this island. A hundred people, staring to the east. They attempted to see anything move against the backdrop of the sky. It was quite difficult, as grey as the clouds made everything.

For an Autumn Leaf, it was a normal day. No rain yet, although it looked like that could change at any moment. It wa...

The Gamer Chapter 1342 – Rolled up Sleeves



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The Gamer Chapter 1341 – Alchemist in the Harem

What did John have to feel guilty about? Well, with an Endurance of 16 and otherwise thoroughly non-impressive physical Stats, Delicia was the least resilient of all the women he had slept with ever since he had ascended into lovemaking legend. 28 Libido and her new body had helped her maintain her consciousness. After the pleasure was gone, her collapsing instantly had been a foregone conclusion.

It would have been proper to at least offer to increase her Physical Stats be...

The Gamer Chapter 1340 – Ripping off the Panties

Contrary to Delicia’s choice of words, the alchemist and the harpy were not currently busy readying each other for him. Instead, they sat almost two metres apart at the edge of the bed, both looking at their feet, both dressed, and both only blushing from embarrassment. When John closed the door behind himself, the smug maid grinned up at him. “Surprise, nothing lesbian going on here! Your expectations must be totally dashed.”

“This is what I expected, actually,” ...

The Gamer Chapter 1339 – Upgrading ALL the AS/NS

“Alright, we go alphabetically,” John announced to the eagerly waiting Artificial Spirits. “Aclysia, Bae, Claire, Metra, Momo. Should be pretty quick, it’s only 2 choices per person and the AS 50 Perks are typically not as powerful. So, let’s go.”


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The Gamer Chapter 1338 – Building an Alchemist


‘Different weighting this time around. Claire got 2 Monster Girl Perks, Skill Focus, and 2 Skill Perks for free. I guess thi...

Momo Lewd Done

Also the first appearance of John in artwortk, would you look at that :P

Undine Emotes

And more, really. These have been for a month but I forgot to upload them here.

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 22 – The Final Days

The shovel dug deep into the dirt. Putting his heel onto the flattened top of the metal, Apexus pushed it deeper. Then, he strained his muscles and threw the dirt on the swiftly growing piles. Several others were mimicking the same motion. Monks quietly went after their work, Warriors and Fighters boasted about being able to shovel the most, Rogues tried to figure out a way to do this in an easier way, while Priests, Druids and Shamans utilized magic to support the digging effort...

The Gamer Chapter 1337 – Leet

John reached the bottom of the winding corridors and emerged in a room that was more machine than flesh. As a matter of fact, it was way more machine than flesh, to the point that the biological bits seamlessly integrated into an incredibly old-timey computer. Beeps and bops all around intermingled with that dial-up sound that John was nostalgic for despite having entered the internet several years after it had been phased out.

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The Gamer Chapter 1336 – Oh no, the farm is in danger!

“Howdy, young man!” the farmer greeted with a wave. He was standing with a pitchfork in the middle of the pumpkin field, shovelling dirt. John was somewhat certain that pumpkins were not the kind of plant that appreciated tilling. He was definitely certain that very few plants liked tilling after they were big enough to grow fruit. He was beyond certain that a pitchfork was not a digging instrument. “Howdy, young man!” The farmer repeated his animation.

John was tho...

Wolves, Herbs, and Communications

‘Aside from me pinning you down and showing you what a ‘brat breaking’ really is, what do you want to do when you get your body?’

‘…Okay, that’s way more direct than anything you said before.’

‘Do we need to keep up the pretences?’ The Gamer strut confidently through the forest. ‘I’m not actually going to pin you down and brat break you at the first opportunity – but I definitely would like to. I absolutely respect if you want me to put in th...

The Gamer Chapter 1334 – Afternoon Adventure

“Country rooooads…” Tock. Tock. “…take me hoooome…” Tock. Tock. “…to the plaaaace…” Tock. Tock. “…I belooooong…” Tock. Tock. “…West Virginiaaaaa.” Tock. Tock. “Mountain Mamaaaaa.” Tock. Tock. “Take me hooome…” Tock. Tock. “…country rooooads…”

‘Did anyone ever tell you that it is impressive that you can sing in three tones simultaneously?’ Delicia’s voice echoed in his head in all the smugness that came with the set...

The Gamer Chapter 1333 – Depth of Incomprehensibility

Enigma engineer was a term sometimes used in games, particularly those of the sci-fi variety. It described a person or civilization that was either so advanced in their applied technology that other races could not comprehend them, crafted their constructions in a unique way, or a mixture of both. In game terms, this manifested in resistance to technology theft and research speed.

In reality, the latter also was the case, as Hailey’s tinkering over the subsequent two hour...