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The Gamer Chapter 1308 – Fusion Festival 15 – Getting her offline

“You know we keep the kinky shit for outside of dates, yeah?” Scarlett asked.

It was a justified question, considering John was currently guiding her around with a blindfold on. While the previous date was testament to the fact that sex was not entirely unheard of during dates, it was right that they usually kept these private times fuck-free. Only if the erotic activity was unusual in scale or how John/one of his girls was otherwise tended to, was it worthy of interfer...

Lewd Commission October 2022 - Undine

And here she be, including her goth form!

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 16 – Another pass of the Baton

Aclysia slowly stirred the pot. Today had been another uneventful day of constant training. That was entirely alright, since the progress was also constant. Slow, yet constant. Less than two months remained now until they were in the range of days that the Inquisitor had prophesized. If those two spells were all Pronthin had in store for her, then she was confident she could master them in that timeframe.

Humming happily, she looked over her shoulder. Apexus, Reysha, and Ko...

The Gamer Chapter 1307 – Fusion Festival 14 – Date Sunday

“Alright, so, who wants to be where when?” The question reached the gathered haremettes, which were all those that had not gotten their dedicated date time yesterday. Everyone else had already left, to unclog the room, to go after individual responsibilities, or to make connections with the many visitors down below.

It felt beyond odd to be hosting Romulus without seeing him personally. That being said, John was proud of his girls for making connections. It was a manife...

The Gamer Chapter 1306 – Fusion Festival 13 – Withdrawing from the Gathering

“You did what?!” Maximillian hissed at John, after having been told what had conspired in the backroom.

John was in too good a mood to entirely be taken aback by his friend’s hostile tone. “I think that’s a rhetorical question, so what exactly is your issue?”

“Why would you blatantly disrespect Romulus like that? After all he did for you today?”

Furrowing his eyebrows, John stared at Maximillian. “He disrespected me first, in my own home no les...

The Gamer Chapter 1305 – Fusion Festival 12 – The Small Council of the Divided Gates

Room 84 was one of the definitely larger saloons on the Palace’s lower floor. It had that elongated boardroom shape, with a stretched table at the centre. The colour scheme, the typical combination of dark wood and red leather and cloth, was off to that end. Whether a boardroom typically included a bar was up for debate.

Up to forty people could have comfortably sat around the table. At the moment, there were only five. Romulus, with Sol and Luna standing by his side, sat...

The Gamer Chapter 1304 – Fusion Festival 11 – Talks and Call

“Hello,” Suel greeted John with a melodic word and a finger-wiggling wave. “Fancy to encounter you here.”

“Yes… fancy…” John could barely keep the venom from dripping in his tone. “Lord Pontis, as host I must formally warn you not to molest the maids.”

“Molest?” The not-vampire raised an eyebrow, appearing genuinely confused. “Believe me, that was not my intention in the slightest – I was bullying her. For being weak. I didn’t even touch ...

The Gamer Chapter 1303 – Fusion Festival 10 – The proper support structure

‘Quick, put something together!’ John reached out to Aclysia, while shaking the hands of the various people that had gotten off the boat. How this caught him off-guard, he did not know. A movement of all of these important people should have been something he caught in some shape or form. Maximillian and Luna smiled in the background; they clearly had conspired to get this done without his or Lydia’s knowledge.

These weren’t just some token representatives either. R...

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 15 – Grasping at Magic

Magic pulsed through Aclysia. Magic pulsed through the world around her. Magic pulsed through the magical circuitry. Each pulse was another beat of her magic cortex. Although hers did not consist of collagen, bone, proteins and such biological matter, it did still exist. It was responsible not just for the circulation of the mana to use for spells but also the divine energy that animated her.

Taking a deep breath, she pulled all magic out of the air around her that she coul...

The Gamer Chapter 1302 – Fusion Festival 9 – Foreign Royalty

John and Rave stood by the Harbour. There was a clearing around them, its outline marked by the presence of soldiers, who wielded quarterstaffs ideal to shove back an unruly member of the surrounding crowd. So far, those were unnecessary, the people kept a nice distance from the soldiers and in turn from the Gamer.

Their chatter was constant. The noise grating. However, compared to previous manifestations of his current intolerance for the volume of humanity, this was a bea...

The Gamer Chapter 1301 – Fusion Festival 8 – The Dating Life and the Home Affairs

“Why don’t I get princess carried?” Lee asked.

“A whole bunch of reasons.” John adjusted the way his hands supported her butt. Petered out after several bouts with big scary stone lizard monsters, the young Fateweaver was on his back. Arms lazily slung around his neck, she barely held on. “Mostly this being easier on you.”

“How about you don’t have me fight for our entire date next time? How about we just play LoL next time?”

Claire poked the...

The Gamer Chapter 1300 – Fusion Festival 7 – Compression

The Mine was marked by bustling activity. The various shafts and side entrances, temporary and permanent, were almost all frequented. This was something that John had seen all over the Guild Hall, while they moved up the river, and yet he had no expectations whatsoever for any worthwhile produce to come out of this weekend.

That was because the people working in the Mine were neither freelancers nor hired workers. They were the visitors of the Fusion Festival.

John re...

The Gamer Chapter 1299 – Fusion Festival 6 – Entertaining Boating

Claire hissed at the sun, as if she could uproot the heliocentric status of their cosmic paradigm by getting just angry enough. The Gamer wondered just how powerful a person had to get to work that wonder. For all the power of the Abyss, they were ultimately still subject to the laws of physics and its most extreme forms, such as nuclear explosions, fission, and black holes.

“Say, it took ten-thousand years for me to come around after Romulus, right?” John thought out l...

The Gamer Chapter 1298 – Fusion Festival 5 – Dress Code

In John’s mind, a three-dimensional map of the Guild Hall and its many festival attractions opened. He glanced to his left, at Lee in her typical combination of jeans and black shirt. It had the Fusion logo on it, which was extremely fitting for today. Glancing to his right, he looked at Claire, in her maid outfit.

Lee was a gamer of the ‘my ideal vacation day is not speaking and not seeing the sun for sixteen hours straight’-variety. As a vampire, Claire had almost t...

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 14 – Novas and Lances

Aclysia was on her way to the grey monastery.

Thoroughly, she loathed that place. Yes, one should not substitute their service to the divine ideals by material displays. However, to take such a cynical stance to deny a religious building any sort of beauty was a disgrace in a whole different way. It was also a disgrace that entirely fit her teacher, the faithless Priest Pronthin.

For all of the issues that Aclysia took with him and his lifestyle, she could not critiqu...

The Gamer Chapter 1297 – Fusion Festival 4 – Past the Opening ceremony

John just followed business as usual on Friday, letting the unofficial start of the festival pass him by. Then, around ten in the morning on Saturday, he held the opening speech for the official event. It was a fairly boring speech. He could say with confidence that this was not related to his current condition since he hadn’t planned it to be that exciting. It was basically just a summary of the past year of developments around Fusion and announcing the Mark of Heroism.

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The Gamer Chapter 1296 – Fusion Festival 3 – Checking Inside

“I’m doing fine!”

John was currently trying, and failing, to escape Nathalia’s bosom. Such a fate no sane man would have regularly tried to avoid. However, the Gamer was experiencing the peak of all uncomfortableness: to have a whole harem of women worriedly doting on him. The only issue with that was the worried part.

“The thing about depressive episodes is that they ruin an hour and make you anxious waiting for the next one; I’m doing perfectly well righ...

Citizen Tales 5 – Working

Bolbin tried to get the stiffness out of his shoulders by rolling them repeatedly. The steady vibrations of the car were only doing so much to help loosen them. Sitting in the back, he gazed out groggily into the Guild Hall. All of his body felt heavy, weighed down by the terror of post-alcoholic dehydration. Neck muscles strained, struggling to keep his head up.

As a gnome, Bolbin often struggled with the burden of his huge brain. This was both due to the above-average int...

Citizen Tales 4 – Delivering

Jereshesh was in a phenomenal mood.

This was, de-facto, a daily affair. About one and a half years ago, he had lived in a homeless enclave by Liberty State Park. That was, as chance would have it, the place John Newman first expanded to from his then humble Guild Hall.

The enclave had been majorly improved by the Gamer’s efforts and consequently forsaken when he cleaned up the whole city and made living in the more populated areas feasible. Jereshesh still sometimes...

Citizen Tales 3 – Witnessing

“And you are sure you want the green one?” Melissa asked her husband. She stood there, with the tie in her hand, waiting for the response.

“Am I?” Phillip responded, an eyebrow raised.

Melissa rolled her eyes. “Are you?”

“To be completely clear: yes, I am, but you seem to be unhappy with that choice. So why don’t you tell me what you want?”

Melissa let out an annoyed groan. Five years ago, she would have demanded he kept guessing until he...

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 13 – Passing the Baton further

“This is all I ever wanted,” Reysha groaned, planting face first onto their bed. An actual bed. With four wooden boards making up a frame and a large, thick cotton sheet covering a bedding of bundled hay. A peasant’s bed, many would say and a considerable upgrade from sleeping on the stone tiles with only a few travelling blankets underneath them. “How did ya afford it, big guy?”

“I did hard labour while keeping my Martial Arts up,” Apexus responded. “It als...

Citizen Tales 2 – Overseeing

Hank looked at himself in the mirror of the public bathroom. He looked unkempt, a problem he was quickly fixing, using a brush he carried with him in the bag slung over his shoulders. There were some stubbles on his mildly wrinkled face, befitting of his forty years of age. The bags under his eyes betrayed the little sleep he had gotten today.

Being the second in command for the festival organization office was a horrible job. ‘Only for the next two days,’ he told himse...

Citizen Tales 1 – Visiting

A brunette woman walked with long strides back the way she had originally come. In reality, she wanted to go west. However, her feet had instinctively carried her east and now it would have been way too awkward to turn around. Nothing worse than walking past someone who had asked one to leave.

Instead, she grabbed her smartphone and typed out a simple sentence.

Karen: So, I just met the President.

She was halfway through writing a follow-up to t...

The Gamer Chapter 1295 – Fusion Festival 2 – Checking Around

The three of them sat on a bench at the edge of the Commercial District. John remembered how this had looked when Fusion had been announced. The brimming streets now were nothing to the assortment of infrequently visited corner stores that had filled this space at the beginning.

Between expansion and immigration into Fusion, particularly the coastal areas, the Federation now governed the life of almost 300’000 citizens. Collide saw the second largest population growth of ...

Metra Emote Commission

Sometimes these just arrive in a wave.

Metra Lewd Image Done

And there she is, another great picture by Somiko~

The Gamer Chapter 1294 – Fusion Festival 1 – Before the Checks

John was annoyed with the press, for unusual reasons.

Normally, his annoyance came from libel, slander, and deliberately negative framing of his person. Today, he was annoyed because they had done investigative journalism of the surprise-ruining kind. ‘Nightingale to be announced as second Patron Goddess of Fusion!’ the title of the article read.

That Nightingale had joined his harem and become a Patron Goddess had, so far, not been publicly announced. Changing th...

The Gamer Chapter 1293 – Starting the Artificial Spirit Patch


‘Yeah, that seems about right,’ John thought, reading through what the patch would hit. ‘Not sure why she’s being so host...

June 2022 Commission Finished - Aclysia

Took a long white for... reasons of a secondary version that you may or may not see at some point. Let's just say it wasn't for my version of her.

Otherwise, It is nice and done~

As per usual, you may only spread the downscaled version and not use either in any commercial context.

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 12 – Bursting from the Shadows

The wooden weapon cut through the air, narrowly missing Reysha each time. No thoughts went through the redhead’s mind. Her eyes were in constant motion, pupils dilated to take in the light of the dim evening.

Swiftly, they narrowed. Icy blue light lit up the forest. Reysha suppressed her presence, took two rapid steps back, and the Winter Ray shot between her and Mai. The brunette Infiltrator stared across what had been meant to corner her pupil. Reysha turned around and ...