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Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 2 – The Open Road


![](Senvilla Landing Map)

“We have made landfall at this location,” Aclysia explained to the present two of her party, tapping on the segment of the northern coast. They were still aboard the ship, having used their quarters onboard for one last rest before they hit the roa...

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The Gamer Chapter 1247 – The (dis)advantages of game mechanics


The meeting room was dedicated to the purpose. Two couches and an armchair surrounded a long, low table on three sides. The intent was to have two parties meet, with a potential negotiator at the side. Primary colours of the environment were a simple grey, deep blue, and black. On its own, that was a rather depressing combination, so it was lightened up by potted plants, silver inlays, and the natural veins that went through the marble floor. Even with all of that, or perhaps bec...

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The Gamer Chapter 1246 – Office Fun


Fascinatingly, the paperwork was actually fun to chew through. It was that typical effect of something that had become tiresome becoming interesting after having not been engaged with for a bit. The distance dissolved accumulated frustrations and let what had been appreciated rise back to the surface.

In John’s case, he found that he quite enjoyed applying his influence. Learning of the various projects going on all across his nation let him exert some power without leavi...

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Welldark Book 2 Cover Commission Finished - Aclysia

Totally forgot sharing this one with everyone. The cover of the second book is finished, it's the girl who will be added to the Anomalia in it - or at least the one Karitas takes aim at.

Attached is a secondary version of her in a maid uniform.

As per usual, you are not allowed to share these.

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Nathalia Lewd Commission Finished

This one is by Somiko again and it turned out quite nicely.

Imma start a pool for the next lewd immediately, as I got another commission slot for the  30th.

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The Gamer Chapter 1245 – The Office Beckoned


They kept chatting about this and that for a little while, until Maximillian drifted off into a hangover nap in the middle of conversation. After that, John took his leave. That his friend was doing well elevated his already good mood even higher. It seemed that everything was right in the world.

With that out of the way, John found himself with nothing to really do. On paper, he was still on ‘vacation’, if that was the appropriate word for a boss just deciding they did...

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The Gamer Chapter 1244 – Clean-Up


Velka accompanied them to the festival grounds.

Considering the three straight days of partying, it was a remarkably clear site. Magical care meant that the grass was still green and healthy. Trash barely existed at all. Due to an excess of raw materials, the various containers that had been used to hand out food and drink were made from actual glass, wood and metal. Plastic was almost exclusively confined to use around electronics. Consequently, there was little packaging ...

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A bit of news (08.07.2022) - Vacations and Welldark

It is not often that one can feel joy at the prospect of repeating themselves. However, with the steady influx of readers every year, it would be amiss of me not to announce this once again. Plus, I need to add some extra context this time around.

My birthday is the second of August. This is purely relevant because I traditionally take both it and the day after off, to wait out the hangover that inevitably occurs. However, this year, I will be taking the entire weak around that date of...

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The Gamer Chapter 1243 – The Question of ‘What’s Next?’


There were certain character traits that had a tendency to appear alongside others. People that were angry a lot also tended to be stubborn. Intelligent people were often more neurotic. Submissives had a leaning to also be masochists. Competitive people were often more selfish. That wasn’t to say these traits were always or even most likely concurrent, just that an educated guess could be made.

John was starting to think that ‘crazy’ was accompanied by ‘voracious’...

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Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 1 – Gentle Waves


Shhhh… shhh…. Shhhh….

The wind brushed over the surface of the ocean, directing the waves in one direction. On and directly under the surface of the water, a variety of tiny forms of life competed with each other over the equally tiny plants. A variety of plankton, generally too low on the rungs of evolution to be aware of what happened beyond their most direct vicinity.

Shhh... shhhhhhh… shhhh… phhhrumph…

A geyser of water cut through the air, dispe...

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The Gamer Chapter 1242 – Further Training


“Do I have to?”

Claire was bundled up under one of the few blankets that could be found on the bed. Usually, they were pushed far off to the side, more a decorative element than something to be used in an environment already overabundant with heat from the artificial summer night and all of the curvaceous forms around.

“It smells so good in here.” Unashamedly, the vampire maid bundled some of the silk sheets with her fists and pulled them up to her face. Huffi...

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The Gamer Chapter 1241 – Acclimatization to the Harem Members


John, for some reason, heard David Attenborough’s voice narrating the scene.

‘The present group could be found in its natural habitat. Lovers of the order Newman are a highly individualized species. Few are alike each other and none are truly the same. Despite this incredible diversity, the group, called a harem, shares several places of dwelling. The Couch and the specifically tailored bed are the most commonly shared environments which all members of the harem, called...

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The Gamer Chapter 1240 – Introduction to the Harem Concept


“Another day, another tiger coming into the apartment with an unconscious woman in his arms,” Rave greeted John. Arms slung over the back of the Harem Couch, she followed him with her eyes while he approached. Half of the harem was missing, being not summoned or having retreated to one of the side rooms.

“Another tiger implies that there are other men stepping through that door,” John remarked.

“Maybe I’ll search for someone who puts a ring on my finger,...

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The Gamer Chapter 1239 – Obsessive Submission


“I want to be yours, Master; make me yours!” Claire pleaded. Anticipating, as if she knew he couldn’t resist, she quivered on the floor. She was absolutely right. John was as weak to gorgeous women as the next guy. Gorgeous women on their knees, begging to be his? That made all of the blood in his head rush downstairs.

Claire was positively vibrating with eagerness. Even her petite breasts jiggled with the force of her impatience. Deliciously pale pink nipples were er...

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Feedback Form S3 A8 Segment 5 – Lorelei joins the Harem


![](Lorelei Rushed)


Some slight surge around “Slightly Agree”, which seems about accurate for what I expected. Lorelei was worked on for a while and when it finally happened, it happened fast. The thing is, I had slower plans, but it made the most sense that way. Once Lorelei was sure he was the one, she was going all the way.

![](Lorelei Religious Insight)

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The Gamer Chapter 1238 – Prologue – To the Victor goes the Maid


“Hey, John?” Momo asked.

“Hm?” the Gamer hummed in response.

“Remember what we did before we fought Arkeidos?” He nodded affirmingly. “And before we gathered everyone? Before we conquered half of the Iron Domain? Before we even landed in it? Before we talked to Lorelei about what words would be best? Most importantly, before Moira called to let you know Lorelei was coming over?”

“Right,” John immediately knew what she was aiming at. “This i...

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Drip-Fed – Hoarding Epilogue – Value


“Took you fucking long enough,” Joey spat out.

“I win,” Reysha declared triumphantly.

“We all win,” Aclysia responded.

“Which makes the bet totally worthless…” Korith grumbled. “Why even have bets that you can’t win anything from?”

“We estimated you would be irate no matter how quick we made it back,” Apexus explained to the captain.

Joey clicked his tongue, his heel hammering on the wooden floor of the building. They were...

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Feedback Form S3 A8 Segment 4 – Claire


![](Claire Charisma)


Strong agreement, it’s what I want to say. I aimed for Claire to have that “casual girl” charisma.

![](Claire Illogical)


Some mild polarization here, which is understandable. It’s a pretty fucked up place. As far as I am concer...

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Feedback Form S3 A8 Segment 3 – About John

![](John Power Development)

Strong agreement here, as always (so far). Therefore, nothing to worry about

I will say, at this point, that there is a Perk before the final fight (Silver Arcanist, I am pretty sure) where he takes a Companion Cube upgrade when there is an upgrade for Secret of Mana among the options. This is relevant because that would have substantially increased the power o...

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Feedback Form S3 A8 Segment 2 – The Porn


![](Porn Chapter Amount)


Here we have a pretty firm tilt towards “too few”. This is unsurprising, considering the length of the final battle. I can only say that I may have overcompensated in what of the next arc is already written.

![](Lewd Duration)


Th...

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Feedback Form Analysis (Season 3 Arc 8) Segment 1 - General

Hello there,

I’ve been wanting to put one of these feedback evaluations into writing for a while now and I decided today is as good a day as any. These evaluations will be separated by segment. I will go through each question, comment on the results, occasionally explain why I asked them, or what I will do with that knowledge. For freely written comments, I will pick out a few that had questions or comments inside them that I find relevant.

For most of the graphs the following ...

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April 2022 Commission Finished - Korith

These full body ones with alternative versions have a tendency to require quite a bit of time...

Anyway, with the Drip-Fed roster being fully represented again, we are going back to the regular poll choices. Since Aclysia won the vote in January, she's getting the next picture.

Check the downloads for a version of Korith where she does not have have to squeeze her puppies under plate armour.

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Momo is down with the smugness

Also there is a thigh pose in here that's just godly.

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Drip-Fed – Hoarding 16 – Asking the Blue


Melios inspected the horn in front of him with curious eyes. Without asking, he took it from Apexus’ hands. He took a grunting breath, then reared his head back as if the scent of Kaladar was worse than rot itself. The horn dangled between two of the cow-sized dragon’s claws. After having seen Kaladar, the blue wyrm appeared especially small for the kind of creature he was.

“Fashion something worth displaying from this,” Melios ordered and one of the people standing...

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Aclysia Lewd Cooking Set

Always lewd the cook

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Drip-Fed – Hoarding 15 – Leaving the Lair


“All clear,” Reysha told everyone after she came back. Halfway through opening her mouth, Aclysia found it sealed by the tiger girl’s left index finger. The touch tingled faintly with the traces of demonic energies. “Yes, bubble butt, I did the whole double and quadruple checking stuff. Trust the happy little murder kitty, ya got nothing to worry about.”

“I steadily have several reasons to worry,” Aclysia retorted and grabbed the tiger girl’s hand. It wasn...

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Season 3 Arc 8 Author’s Note


I think that’s a nice note to leave that on.

HELLO!

Funatic here, bringing you his usual complaints of “this arc turned out so much longer than I thought it would!”

At 267’064 words, this one is more reasonable though. We’ve managed to dodge enormities like the Flow Riding Arc for now… although I fear that the next arc will change that again, since I have a bunch of side stuff to clean up again…

Before I get lost talking about the future, let...

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The Gamer Chapter 1237 – Epilogue – Their own Kingdom


John had hoped, despite knowing better, that the Eternal Fortress would become less confusing to navigate with Arkeidos gone. Truth of the matter was that it only got worse. Enchantments of this magnitude did not break apart instantly even when the central power distribution and the operator were both taken out. Instead, the dimensional warping inside the city-sized fortification turned into an unmappable mess.

After a few short hours of investigation, the remaining members...

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The Gamer Chapter 1236 – Frustration Unloaded


In a haze of pink, Rave dragged Moira towards her apartment.

What exactly kept the Lightbearer from dragging the redhead into the harem’s domicile and instead into her private quarters, Rave could not have said. The reason was deeply emotional and she was in no state to formulate anything that was even halfway reasonable. Once out of the public eye, the desires created by the Attribute of her bodysuit and Moira’s blessing took over their minds. Rave was naked long befor...

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The Gamer Chapter 1235 – The Fate of Another Kingdom Finale – Tyrant’s Death


They landed on the mostly flat remains of one of the pillars. The members of their group that could fly carried those who couldn’t and everyone took a moment to breathe. “Were you aware there was an obstacle to block that?” the Horned Rat asked, looking out at what remained of the black orb. His body language was perfectly still, but John could feel that he was annoyed with the destruction of whatever the hell that had been.

“Yes,” the Gamer responded. Nia had wri...

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