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Drip-Fed – Hoarding 14 – The End of the Plan


“Man, how does she do this?” Korith whispered, looking at Reysha. The tiger girl was breathing softly, her face relaxed and devoid of its usual grin and the predatory look in her eyes. The reason for all of this was that she was sleeping, half curled up against Apexus' left side.

The humanoid slime gently stroked her shoulder repeatedly. A calm rhythm for them both. “Strong nerves. Also, she’s a feline. They take short rests easily.”

“All of my envy,” Ko...

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The Gamer Chapter 1234 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 20 – Tyrant’s Fate


It was not looking good for John.

It was not looking good at all.

His HP down to 20%, a loss of another 5% of the total despite his absurdly increased mana regeneration. Minutes ago, Arkeidos had caught onto the fact that the earlier attack was just bravado. Since then, their game of cat and mouse had continued.

To make matters worse, the tyrant had caught the Mandala Sphere. “An impressive tool. I would love to study its designs,” he stated, while the many ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1233 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 19 – Justice [Moira POV]


The break was unpredicted.

For quite some time now, Moira and Rave had been chasing after Arkeidos. His steady repositioning and distance attacks had pelted them, yet failed to break their resolve. With the Lady’s blessing and this gorgeous, if irksome, ally by her side, Moira knew she could succeed in this battle. The life of a world was on the line, and how could she hope to indulge in that round ass if she did not…

‘FOCUS!’ the redheaded Warden chastised he...

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The Fate of Another Kingdom 18 – Clockwork Execution [Beatrice POV]


‘Engagement 32 initialized. Attack delay adjusted by 0.13 seconds after Aclysia crossed halfway point. Send inquiry pulse.’ Beatrice’s mind took a fragment of a second to check whether their operator, Momo, was starting the formulation of any orders. ‘No new orders received, execute engagement as per previous paradigm.’

Like clockwork, Beatrice readied herself, then launched herself at the fire simulacrum. Her speed was boosted by a Firefae waiting for her on the ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1231 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 17 – Night and Veil [Nia POV]


Even the Ironborn craved meaning.

In every golden instrument and carefully bound book contained within the grey walls of the borderline brutalist structure, that truth was betrayed. Attention to detail was paid, with great care, wherever an Ironborn dwelled. Their immortal bodies removed the need to sleep or eat, yet they still created art. The sapient need for  an aesthetic dwelling was constant.

‘Why then make a grey world?’ Nia wondered, strolling through ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1230 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 16 – A relationship maintained [Horned Rat POV]


A botfly sat on the wall and watched the battle unfold. Its presence in the chamber, effectively a rotten swamp framed by stone, would have been unsurprising on Earth. In this world stripped of life worth exploiting, even the parasites were an uncommon sight. Although Arkeidos and the queen of steel were occupied with one another, the double-headed eagle circling above them could have noticed the tiny spy.

Still and clad in enchantments, the fragment of the Horned Rat remai...

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Drip-Fed – Hoarding 13 – Chimera and Cat Covert Tactics


Heavy beats carried Apexus through the night. Darkness so far from all proper civilization was near complete, the cover of canopies camouflaging carefully laid campfires from all but the highest of angles. Even in this land of dragons, humanoids were not generally adept at hiding from airborne observers. Largely, because it was futile to even try. Anything short of going underground did not provide enough cover to reliably hide from those monsters.

Apexus spotted the encamp...

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The Gamer Chapter 1229 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 15 – Depth of Sin [Siena POV]


A blast of thunder sent Siena and Gnome flying. Shielded by the earth spirit’s body, Siena only felt aftereffects of the electricity singe her essence while the two of them tumbled through the air. With her tail, she barely managed to cling onto the extended arm of a statue, preventing the two of them from falling into the turning turbine below.

Swinging back, Siena gathered the momentum to throw Gnome onto the platform. A moment later, she climbed up after her and inspec...

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The Gamer Chapter 1228 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 14 – The King’s Pride [Maximillian POV]


Maximillian was on his knees. Like a peasant before his betters, he, rightful heir of the Abyssal kingdom of Austria, loyal vassal of the Sons of Rome, knelt before the Ironborn. His head was lowered submissively. Spilled blood covered the tiles, and some of it seeped into his heavily enchanted suit.

‘I am Maximillian Franz the Fourth von Habsburg, gravity king, Elector of Austria, arch-duke of Vienna, prince-regent of Greater Hungary, duke of Ulm, former Candidatum Primu...

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The Gamer Chapter 1227 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 13 – Entropy Arena [Metra POV]


Metra rammed Rex Magnar into the ground. The small spike at the bottom end of the shaft sunk into distorted stone tile like a toothpick into cheese. Upright, the weapon remained, while its owner rolled her neck, shoulders, and relaxed her fingers. All the while, Arkeidos was beholding the space around them.

Although it had been a while since Metra had last seen this environment for herself, it was the same old mess that she expected. The environment was beholden to constant...

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The Gamer Chapter 1226 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 12 – The Desperate Struggle


The bolt howled as it flew towards John. It took the shape of a human skull, formed from dense, bright green energy, surrounded by a darker mist. Barely, he jumped out of the way. Behind him, the magical projectile exploded into a cloud of smoke and a material similar to bone. Like shrapnel on a solid metal plate, the pieces slammed and ricocheted against Particle Skin.

John kept a calm mind and his eyes on the numbers, even as the massive claws of the mummified kraken horr...

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The Gamer Chapter 1225 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 11 – Gold Caked in Blood [Eliana POV]


Eliana clenched her teeth under the mask. Blood flowed to her chin, only to be immediately absorbed into the veins that travelled between the plates of her bone exterior. She screamed at the top of her lungs, needles of blood pushing past the jagged rim where the white mask had cracked. She did not think. Thinking was what separated her. Hatred for Jevaine was all that was important. A traitor to humanity. The kind of person to which she owed her accursed existence.

Unlike ...

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Drip-Fed – Hoarding 12 – Aligning Interests


There were two influencing factors to their plan. One was when Kaladar would decide to declare the next raid, the other was whether or not any tribes were in the area that could be utilized for their plan. Optimally, their faux-victims would be somewhere south, as it would be more difficult to scale the mountains that cut into the sea to the north. The bandits had made the journey several times, for reasons of survival. It was simply less practical.

Those difficulties were ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1224 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 10 – The Heart of it All [Horned Rat POV]


‘Oh, the delightful taste of new knowledge,’ the schemer god thought. His hand brushed over the outside of the black sphere. Distantly, the sounds of battle reached the holes in his skull that served as ears. He ignored them. Nathalia had always been useful, as a friend and as a rook. She would hold Jevaine off while he deciphered this enchantment.

Among the twisting, wailing faces within, ravens flew and rats scurried. The fragments of the god’s being were connected ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1223 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 9 – Sacred Brutality [Metra POV]


The moment the platform started to move, Metra charged at Arkeidos’ earth incarnation. Brutal swings smashed against the bulky, brown plate. Gargantuan digging claws intercepted Rex Magnar’s trajectory. The halberd was caught between two of them and slid down to their base at the widened wrist of the tyrant. Had it not been completely rigid Terrium, it would have appeared like a broad sleeve.

The hand underneath those claws was oversized, compensating for the girth of t...

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The Gamer Chapter 1222 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 8 – Vile Stagnancy [Lydia POV]


It reeked like a bog.

The water all around the dome Lydia ultimately arrived in, somewhere in the underground of the Eternal Fortress, was stagnant. By design, the Queen of Steel estimated. Every pool of liquid was rancid with the remains of biological matter. All of it was broken down to such extremes that the origin was inconceivable. It could have been flora, it could have been fauna, it could have been humanoids.

Thick, the ‘water’ poured through the mechanism...

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The Fate of Another Kingdom 7 – The Fist [Rave POV]


“Look, all I’m saying is that he looks a lot like one of your guys,” Rave stated in a heated tone. “Big golden guy, radiant all over, massive pauldrons, all he’s missing is a big shield. He even has the ‘better than thou’ attitude.”

“I do not know how often I need to request this,” Moira retorted with a deep, annoyed sigh, “but would you stop talking? Aside from the futility of this discourse, your repeated blasphemy is grating.”

“Aww, ya thi...

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The Gamer Chapter 1220 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 6 – Inferiority and Numbers [Chemilia POV]


It was chaos of the most dangerous variety. Chemilia thrived in it.

Pale pink hair fluttering in the draft of her motions, she narrowly dodged under the flying morning star of the Ironborn in front of her. Aura active, she tried to kick her enemy with her right leg. The blade that jutted out of the front of the mechanical limb’s lower half could have cut even the metal shell of that humanoid monstrosity.

The Ironborn, however, was faster than her and rapidly dodged ...

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Drip-Fed – Hoarding 11 – Exerting Influence


A week passed.

The ‘arrangement’ they had with the trio of young men eventually led to them moving closer, for protection and so they had an easier time getting their cauldron back after Apexus and his women were done with it. There was an additional reason: the abundance of food the humanoid chimera provided.

Projecting force was the primary way to keep power in an environment like this, having food was the primary way to garner interest. Apexus, with his wings a...

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The Gamer Chapter 1219 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 5 – Intuition Sorority [Undine POV]


The vibrant green armour felt wrong in the possession of Arkeidos. Although the mist had tinted to a more friendly variant of the colour, harmonizing with the Tempi this body was forged from, it was still discordant with the souls wailing in the background. The armour seemed smaller than the others and more streamlined. The various segments were aerodynamically designed, giving this version of the Emperor a sleek appearance.

Smaller he may have been, but he still towered ov...

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The Gamer Chapter 1218 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 4 – The second tactician [Momo POV]


Oblivium, the black metal that represented fire among the Collimets, shimmered in the crimson red mist wafting from Arkeidos’ form. Like all of his bodies, it was a titan of a humanoid. The limbs were hovering in their sockets. The helmet skipped even the illusion of a solid whole. Fire energy created an ephemeral outline of a neck, connecting the helmet to the rest of the body.

The armour was intricately designed. Fires burned in basins on top of the shoulders. The finge...

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The Gamer Chapter 1217 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 3 – Darkness, Night, and Light [Nightingale POV]


‘I could perish today,’ occurred to the goddess of the night.

The thought was calm. Most of her thoughts were calm. Nightingale prided herself on her tranquillity. It was the quiet of her being that had driven her to the night. The identification with the low light and diminished activity after the day. The adoration of the little pockets of flaring energy, whether that was the ball of the nobles, the party of the students, or the quiet contemplations of the individual ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1216 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 2 – Deep Below [Nathalia POV]


Nathalia tapped her heel on the ground repeatedly, suppressing her urge to throw herself at the separating barrier. Before she or Eliana could lose their control, the barrier rapidly moved away from their location. The dragoness pulled her lips back, revealing grit teeth, and growled at the distancing green. Having resolved to help her mate, leaving him to face the Emperor alone irked her deeply. Alas, it had to be done for his plan to work.

The stone underneath her feet qu...

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The Gamer Chapter 1215 – The Fate of Another Kingdom 1 – Divide and Battle


“I gave a name to the path you just took: the Mettle Stride. It is the final challenge of prospective Ironborn, before they arrive here, in the Chamber of Eternity, to be bestowed eternal life. I wished to test your forces, yet I see you prefer your preparations over the thrill of overcoming hardships through sheer will. John Newman, you and all your bodies, nothing more, no one else, meet me atop the ziggurat.”

The Gamer took a deep breath and turned to his haremettes....

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Drip-Fed – Hoarding 10 – The Bandit Camp Lifestyle


“Aclysia!” Apexus shouted, causing the metal fairy to stick her head out of the tent. She had hoped for news that it was either safe to bathe or, preferably, that water had been brought back to the camp. Instead, she saw her beloved carrying an unconscious and bleeding man towards them, closely followed by two wary men with clubs.

Hastily she left the tent, the skirt of her dress fluttering as she flew over and met her beloved ten metres out from their tent. Korith and ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1214 – The final invasion of the Iron Domain


Preparations had been made, futures had been prophesied, final rests taken, and the gathering was complete. Around the I.D. Gate, atop the star fort that served as the foundation of his Palace, the forces had gathered. The already large crowd had swollen further, as friends and families who had stayed the night saw their loved ones off.

When the clock struck eight, John gave the signal. He spared them all the grand speeches. This was not an army that needed motivation, cons...

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The Gamer Chapter 1213 – No Holds Barred Finale – Clarity of Objectives


Sprawled out before him was the entirety of the assembled forces. Lone wolves, famed adventurers, volunteers and political actors were all sitting in a semicircle. Humans, elves, harpies, gods, dwarves, young and old, were all around the platform that had been spawned into the room. John recognized so many faces among them. Maximillian, his once enemy and now best friend. Ted and Chemilia, the two generals from Little Maryland. Elu, the representative of the Hidden Tradition in t...

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The Gamer Chapter 1212 – No Holds Barred 8 – The Assembly


“Well, I suppose our time is up,” John said. He wanted to sigh theatrically to signal that he was bothered by this. Much as he wished to spend more time with her, he did also want to save Claire already. It was a wonderful feeling, to be able to love so many different gorgeous and interesting women at the same time and to have that love be requited. It was a horrible feeling to be separated from one of them.

John, thanks to Undine’s lesson crossed with his high Wisdom...

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The Gamer Chapter 1211 – No Holds Barred 7 – Final Preparations


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The Gamer Chapter 1210 – No Holds Barred Interlewd 3 – Harpy Biology


Nightingale climbed off the hill of pillows she had rested on and knelt down where John had been when eating her out. As she spoke, some of the gooey liquid that stretched between her teeth dribbled down her black lips. “The most successful of the early harpies endeared themselves beyond their voices by offering services to the men they otherwise rarely got and to the human women whose household they entered by showcasing their secondary position through…” she cleared her t...

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