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Drip-Fed – Hoarding 9 – Settling In

After that, Kaladar accepted them into the warhost. It happened suddenly. The red dragon looked over his subjects, found none of them willing to get into a proper fight, and therefore decided he’d rather sleep. He’d had a meal and that made a dragon sleepy. What more would be done with the newcomers, he could decide tomorrow.

The quartet decided to put their tents up a fair shot away, where the grass was still green and the ground was less muddy. That they’d have a lo...

The Gamer Chapter 1209 – No Holds Barred Interlewd 2 – Careful Exploration

John went for the next least likely thing to work. There was the pretext that he was going for approaches that wouldn’t outright deflower her in any way, be that oral, vaginal or anal, but that was a thinly veiled excuse to draw this encounter out. How he had gotten her naked wasn’t quite to his liking. Now that he had her under him, wet and willing, he would have been insane to make it a short experience.

Kissing his way down her body, he quickly arrived with his head ...

The Gamer Chapter 1208 – No Holds Barred Interlewd – Effort and Appreciation

“Not here.”

John stopped with his hand on the handle of the halfway open bedroom door. On his heels, he halfway turned to shoot Nightingale a curious glance. The Disciple Perk was wonkily worded, saying only that he had to have sex with a willing goddess and make her orgasm, without a clear definition what ‘sex’ meant. For all he knew, fingering her could have been enough. Whatever the exact demands, they were in agreement that none of her first times should have ha...

The Gamer Chapter 1207 – No Holds Barred 6 – Light and Darkness

Skin like copper and chocolate, a most peculiar combination, radiated and absorbed the light of the early day sun in equal measure. In the glow of the celestial body whose worship she embodied, Sol stood, arms crossed. Casual in underlying design, yet way too ornate to be properly qualified as such, her clothes covered her hourglass curves. The top was a short-sleeved vest, pronouncing her cleavage, rimming her dark skin with gold decorations on blue fabric. Her pants were a pair...

A bit of news - regarding commissions (29.04.2022)

Just a quick update on two things.

First, because I feel this should be restated to avoid confusion: the MonoriRogue full body picture of (the Gamer) Aclysia is still very much planned. He is currently drawing Korith for me, the third waifu from Drip-Fed, because I made the personal decision that it's more worthwhile to have that entire roster drawn than continue the current catch-up on the Gamer. After Korith is done, we will immediately return to Aclysia and then the polls continue a...

The Gamer Chapter 1206 – No Holds Barred 5 – Body and Class Level

The menu in front of him exuded a strange glow. It was an optical illusion, created by the ever-consistent colour of the magically created screen in a windowless and poorly lit room. A single lightbulb hung from the ceiling, as naked as the concrete walls were. It was the first asset that had come up when he had opened the room editor for his Palace, in the lighting sub-category, and he had placed it in the chamber without thinking much about it.

It was one of the many, man...

The Gamer Chapter 1205 – No Holds Barred 4 – Sphere


John felt more than a little intrigued by the new design. The proof-of-concept Scarlett had presented him with several months ago had been covered in spikes, rather than the black...

Drip-Fed – Hoarding 8 – Kaladar the Scarred

The dragon emerged from the cave.

Kaladar was almost twice the size of Melios. The height of his shoulders exceeded Apexus’ head by a meter. Although long, the neck of the dragon was proportionally less than that of his blue kin. Same went for his other limbs, all of them shorter and girthier, except for his tail and wings. The definition of his muscles was apparent underneath the dull red scales that covered him, caked in blood, mud and grime. Fleshy pink lines ran criss...

Lewdia Commission Finished

Best Girl.

by Somiko.

Do not distribute the full resolution pictures.

The Gamer Chapter 1204 – No Holds Barred 3 – Aid of the Rat

The Horned Rat stood in front of a solid stone throne, located on top of an elevated platform. It, alongside the entirety of the rectangular room, resembled the chamber in which they had first met. Back then, it had been an almost random encounter within one of John’s early dungeon dives. Now it was entirely deliberate.

“I have struck a great many deals in this room. Struck through so many years.” The deep voice of the god was underlined with the squeaks of rodents, c...

The Gamer Chapter 1203 – No Holds Barred 2 – Who he could muster

‘How I have missed the casual eroticisms of my four walls,’ John thought. Expertly prepared bacon and eggs filled his stomach (which somehow had the room to spare despite this being his second breakfast). Under the table, Sylph, Undine and Beatrice were sharing his dick. Aclysia and Momo were behind him rubbing his shoulders.

The situation could have only been more enjoyable had there not been the distant cloud of doom over his thoughts. And if Lydia had been there. As ...

The Gamer Chapter 1202 – No Holds Barred 1 – A morning of resolve

The passion that took hold of John after that moment was indescribable. It coursed through all of them, fighters and non-combatants alike. Certainty of what they meant to each other bound them together stronger than any other tie. The lengths to which they would go for one another was established. All of them put their all behind saving one of them – even if that one happened to be someone whose true acceptance into the harem was yet pending on actually meeting most of them. 2022-04-23 07:15:46 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Chapter 1201 – The Emperor Strikes Back Finale – Competent Enemies

Arkeidos' competency was beyond question.

John had been running rings around him and cutting off his supply lines everywhere. That was based on a difference in available intel. On the field, the Emperor was a capable general and a schemer adept enough to even use the Gamer’s advantages against him.

As the tyrant himself had stated, he needed to face John directly, because the Gamer would inevitably win in an attrition situation. He had also said, and this was key to John: “You...

The Gamer Chapter 1200 – The Emperor Strikes Back 2 – vs Jevaine the Golden

“AVOID ENGAGEMENT AT ALL COSTS!” John screamed at the top of his lungs. His voice overpowered Jevaine’s laughter – which ceased the moment the last word left his mouth.

The green mist oozed out of every tiny gap in her exterior, with the sole exception of her eyes. Those were lights of gold, brimming with blinding radiance and creating rising trails of light that went several metres high. When Jevaine dropped slightly down, the shift of her head rippled up through t...

Drip-Fed – Hoarding 7 – Marauders

They needed little from the village. Primarily they wanted a bath, some additional information about the direction they were heading, and an additional blanket. After that, they were on their way further north. To get from where they had landed to Melios’ lair had taken them a day. From Melios to Kaladar, it was about half of one.

The group walked deliberately slowly, maintaining a leisurely pace. If they had to prove themselves in combat the moment they arrived, it was b...

The Gamer Chapter 1199 – The Emperor Strikes Back 1 – The Lure

“Meteora is attacking us.” Half of the room was already on high alert before those words left his mouth. The nervous waiting of the past few days finally manifested into something tangible and it was the last thing John wanted – again. All that proved was that Arkeidos knew what he was doing. The fundamental axiom of strategic competition that the correct move was the one the opponent least wanted to see.

Rave immediately jumped out of her chair. Light engulfed her na...

Claire Side Story – Clarity 3 – Heavenly Blue

There was nowhere to hide and Claire appreciated that. The flat terrain of where the green around the mountains transformed into the yellow of the savannah left only the choice to fight. They had continued to run westwards, if only to maintain the façade and gamble on the desperate hope that Ell would lose them in the darkness. John’s desperate hope, that was.

Claire, she wished that they got caught. That was part of why she kept conjuring familiars, despite their red gl...

Clarity 2 – Black Outside

How Claire yearned to investigate these rediscovered sensations properly. To have him do with her body as he pleased, let his experience in matters of the flesh dominate her and to know what lay at the end of lustful urges. Alas, it was not yet time.

As she came to stand on her own two feet again, the calm subsided. Weaker than before, nonetheless present, her lust entertained the thought of taking a break. With it surged back in the hatred and the rage. It would be a sweet...

Claire Side Story – Clarity 1 – Red Inside

Claire’s blood boiled.

Sunrays pierced her metal flesh, seeped into every fibre of her being, and ignited a lifeblood that was no longer there. She could feel the heat crawl over her broken skin. Dry, so dry that it cracked and even the bone of her frail arms could be seen. Sand turned into bloody mud, sealing her wound. Infection spread through her. Each beat of her heart was a desperate flutter, waiting for the long night and an opportunity to brandish her fangs again. ...

The Gamer Chapter 1198 – Continued Conquest

Artificial Spirits only slept when they wanted to. Claire eventually passed out due to mental exhaustion. At first, neither Aclysia nor the Gamer noticed it as she continued to sob in the initial stages of her sleep. When they eventually checked on her face again, they noticed her eyes were closed and her breathing something approximating regular.

“I’ll need a different word for what Ironborn are,” the Gamer said quietly, after he had moved Claire into the most comfor...

Hoarding 6 – Melios the Blue

That was the only bandit encounter they had on their way to Melios’ territory. A way to imagine the Dragon Isles was to treat each of the dragons as a small city state. They projected a sphere of influence around wherever their hoard was located. Since there were only ever around fifty dragons inhabiting the isles at any given time, there was a lot of space between them that was more or less uncontrolled.

Certainly, many of the people on the Dragon Isles preferred to live...

The Gamer Chapter 1197 – Deep Within

“…And when do I get to have my time?” Momo grumbled her thoughts out loud, moments after they reunited with her. The moment she noticed what she had been doing, she blushed intensely. Averting her gaze from John, she told him, “Stop grinning!”

John hoped the glee in his voice was even more apparent. “Whoever would be grinning?”

“Asshole!” Momo kicked his shin. A gesture that could only be responded to by pressing her against a nearby wall. The startl...

Velka Commission

She won the emoji poll, but I decided to get a new picture for her since she is now close to fully grown. Adult birbcat.

The Gamer Chapter 1196 – Perk and Pounding

John had a hunch that there would be a source of water inside the fortress and he was absolutely right. The grey stone structure had been placed on top of what was either the only or the last major oasis in the desert. There was an entire underground lake, easily enough to sustain several thousand people, fed into by natural means. The lake had been used for nothing, Mettle took care of sustenance and hydration, and likely wouldn’t be used for anything either.

The Gamer p...

The Gamer Chapter 1195 – Liberation Campaign Finale – Consolidating the Gains

‘Weirdly enough, I like that she’s damaged,’ John thought as he walked through the desert. ‘She felt suspiciously unblemished for someone who went through this.’ He stopped atop a dune and looked down at a sandstone valley. ‘Or maybe my taste in women has been thoroughly warped to be attracted to crazies.’

Tattered cloth from tents and flags fluttered in the gust that rolled over the dunes. Sand sprayed onto the ruins of what must have been a campsite not too ...

The Gamer Chapter 1194 – Liberation Campaign 8 – Coordinating with Claire

Obviously, the Gamer was tempted to show her what she was missing out on. There were just a couple of problems. Her Libido of 5 meant that turning her on would be pretty hard. It was notable that she still had a Libido at all. That was likely more because she stayed in tune with her human (or whatever species she had been) side, not due to the latent nymphomania in women he was interested in. Second problem was that, and he had inquired about this in a respectful way, she did not...

The Gamer Chapter 1193 – Liberation Campaign 7 – The White Sheep

Two more days had passed since John had cleared out the fortress. While his true body continued the sweep northwards, the Mandala Sphere had continued along its planned path. It and Aclysia had only stopped once, at the fortress administrating the Archduchy Labyrinth. There was nothing but a token force inside, a couple of Ironborn Lords, acting more like a warning system than anything else.

The two of them did not stop to fully explore the fortress. They killed all enemies...

Hoarding 5 – Dubious Stretches

Apexus was on his own at the moment. Salt water spilled around his knees, cold enough to make his steps slow down, as he went deeper into one of the many caves that littered the shore, where the mountain range bordered the ocean.

A rowing boat was something valuable, especially in their environment, so they couldn’t just leave it lying on the shore and expect it to still be there when they returned. Either a storm (rare as they were around these parts) or a group of bandits (much more...

The Gamer Chapter 1192 – Liberation Campaign 6 – Signs of Sustainability

While the volunteer force continued their best efforts to alleviate destitution and Aclysia continued their path east, John stood over a map of the Iron Domain and rubbed his chin. In his mind, he added to the display on the table in the war room the borders of the areas, tinted blue for where Fusion was in control,  and the current locations of the three trackable groups.

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The Gamer Chapter 1191 – Liberation Campaign 5 – Full Swing

To sleep while awake with two other bodies was weird. Awakening in that state was even weirder. John submitted the amount of sleep he needed to the demands of his body. Due to exhaustion, he had no trouble sleeping through the hours. The already comfy armchair was transformed into a true heaven of relaxation when Undine joined him and Siena and formed her body into a form-fitting layer that supported them. All this meant that John had no control over when he woke up.

The on...