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The Gamer Chapter 1190 – Liberation Campaign 4 – Normalization of the Efforts

‘The human mind can get used to anything after three days,’ was a sentence John often found himself contemplating. Obviously, its truth could be debated, there were a great many things the mind could doubtlessly not get used to after three days. In the broad strokes, the Gamer found that it applied well enough to him. In a way that bothered him. There was so much wrong with the Iron Domain that he should not feel right while inside it.

In another way, he was quite happy...

The Gamer Chapter 1189 – Liberation Campaign 3 – Big Group Action

They had run, only taking a break to drink, eat, and sleep, for over a day, to arrive at the fortress as quickly as possible. Now, the first group’s target became visible in the distance.

The northern of the four Cardinal Bastions stood at the border between plain and savannah. Approaching it from the west, John saw the green give way to a brownish, yellow landscape, the occasional palm tree scattered about. He would investigate them later. The trees in the Kingdom of Opp...

The Gamer Chapter 1188 – Liberation Campaign 2 – Small Group Action


If there was any advantage to John being so slow compared to the haremettes, then it was that many of them could scout the city before he arrived. In the process, they filled the ...

Hoarding 4 – Safe Stretches

The northern ocean of Tacuitos was known for being a peaceful sea and the journey of the quartet was in line with that general wisdom. They set out with the retreating tide and smoothly sailed northwards. On one day, it got too peaceful, as the winds were practically still. Aside from the rowing on that occasion, the journey was predictable, quick and, thanks to Korith’s brain archive of games to play, entertaining enough.

After ten days, which was definitely on the faste...

The Gamer Chapter 1187 – Liberation Campaign 1 – Set-up and Chase

The remains of the dismantled armour were buried. The tracking enchantment was gone and hiding it therefore became an option. So too would have been using it. While John was fundamentally opposed to the existence of Eternal Iron, it existed now. There was no way to somehow undo what had been done to the souls inside. They had been completely converted into energy. Created through immoral means, it was a powerful crafting material now. One he could at least use while he was still ...

The Gamer Chapter 1186 – Evaluation

John breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the burning crystalline structures of Eliana’s wings close in on their location. He had sent Sylph after her, but even the speed demon of the group could not keep up with the failed goddess when she seriously ran with all her buffs intact. Elementals were, taken on the same level, generally weaker than their human counterparts. Sylph and Eliana were far from equal. That was, as the battle had shown, the case about half the time.

...

The Gamer Chapter 1185 – God and Monster [Eliana POV]

Arkeidos’ massive body was sent flying into the ruins of the tower at the heart of the fortress. While he was still in mid-air, Eliana landed, her assault halted by the impact. “Just fucking watch,” she growled at John. That felt needlessly aggressive and a submissive part of Eliza immediately wanted to add something that would make her sound nice and breedable. Thana clawed her way to the top of their melded mind. The butterfly-esque wings of burning and crystallized blood...

The Gamer Chapter 1184 – Back into the Iron Domain


John stepped out of the I.D. Gate and was faced with a group of exactly twenty people, standing and sitting in front of it. Hurriedly, the majority of them got into a two-row form...

The Gamer Chapter 1183 – Prep Grinding Finale – Loot, Levels, Class Perks





John was level 495 now, four levels from the boss and four levels from Experience of Love, for a total of eight during the last seven days.

‘No additional reward selection, guess that’s only after we made our way through the genres,’ John noted, after the victory scream had abated. This had been an exceedingly clean kill, with no deaths aside from Momo who re-entered the Raid. Someone must...

Hoarding 3 – To the Dragon Isles

“Is it always so messy?” Korith asked, scrubbing herself down with lukewarm water. Getting it to that temperature had required proximity to the fire and Aclysia’s magic. A little more attention may have helped it along further, but no one was willing to wait. Of the three women, Aclysia was the least sticky, and even she required it to get rid of the sweat.

“Depends on how much we ask the big guy to get freaky,” Reysha responded, currently in the process of helpin...

The Gamer Chapter 1182 – Prep Grinding 22 – Pop Drama

Steve gathered up the four unchosen records and placed them back under the register. Seconds later, he opened the pop album and took out the bright pink CD inside. Effortlessly, he tossed it into the room.

Everyone’s eyes followed the disk as it flew on a stable trajectory towards the centre of the room. Once it had arrived there, a flash of neon light blinded them all. The moment it ebbed away, all of the shelves around had disappeared. The steady light from above was re...

The Gamer Chapter 1181 – Prep Grinding 21 – Combat at the Music Store


“…I am genuinely not sure if this is incredibly creative of Gaia or incredibly lazy,” John said, when they spawned into what appeared to be a music store. Unusually, the roo...

The Gamer Chapter 1180 – Prep Grinding 20 – Getting along like a lake on fire

“And then I sucker punched that bitch out of my fucking fortress!” Salamander finished her retelling of a small incident she had with a particularly rowdy member of her brethren.

Undine chuckled behind her raised hand. “Your kind is entertaining.”

“Yeah, but they get on my fucking nerves sometimes,” the apocalypse elemental responded. “I wish I could be as imposing as you. Whenever one of your kind refuses to dance to your tune, you can just glare them i...

The Gamer Chapter 1179 – Prep Grinding 19 – Good Life and Class Levels

‘Last day of the first day,’ John thought, stretching in bed. His arms, extended above, connected with the wall. Once his spine felt sufficiently elongated, he drew his hands back and folded them behind his back. Then he started his daily guessing game. Ignoring all senses that could have told the blind Gamer who exactly was the first to work his dick that morning with certainty, he focused entirely on the sense of touch.

Then again, that morning was a freebie. Wrapped ...

The Gamer Chapter 1178 – Prep Grinding 18 – Little talks and one more heart

Nia weighed the sword. It was a long, sleek thing, with a narrow cross guard and long grip. The blade was wide, wider even than traditional two-handed swords. Despite its appearance, it could be easily wielded with one hand. Being made from manifested nirvana, there was no weight to it. Cuts by these weapons weren’t physical in nature, so that was never a drawback.

What was a drawback was that Nia had limited experience wielding longswords. The lance and dagger combinatio...

Hoarding 2 – A shortstack’s weaknesses [Erotic Content]

They sealed up the window, closed the door, got the fire going, ate, talked, and then suddenly a single word was uttered by the slime. “Strip.” The authority imbued in that single word made all three of them shudder, Aclysia and Korith more so than Reysha.

“Yes, darling,” Aclysia responded readily, rising to her feet. Quickly, she undid the cords and buckles that kept her casual dress secured in place. Reysha undressed even faster than that, only having some loosely...

The Gamer Chapter 1177 – Prep Grinding Interlewd – A way only he could love this dragoness

John and Nathalia were lounging by a shallow pond, barely as deep as the width of his hand. What drove Lee to make so many of these was a mystery; John guessed that she had been inspired by some game she played a lot of recently. Flat stones were carefully positioned next to each other, forming a barrier that kept the water contained.

Nathalia lay on one of those stones, the picture of aristocratic beauty. Confident, certain of her station in life, gorgeous features showing...

Metra Commission Fully Done

This took a while, due to the secondary outfit, but whe are finally fully done with this! Attached the base image to this post as well, for ease of finding them in the future.

Stirwin Emojis

Sat on these for a little while, for no other reason that I forgot to upload them. Nevertheless, here they are.

The Gamer Chapter 1176 – Prep Grinding 17 – Silver Hand



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The Gamer Chapter 1175 – Prep Grinding 16 – Lord of Nothing

The party immediately threw themselves at the boss.

A small grace period allowed all of them to get on the platform, before the Lord of Nothing absconded with it into the darkness below the city. A vortex of rubble and void surrounded them, making it impossible for the fliers to leave the borders of the platform. That was the smallest issue, however, as the prophesized barrage of attacks swiftly came.

Blocks of void energy smashed into the platform, laser beams cut ac...

The Gamer Chapter 1174 – Prep Grinding 15 – Evo(loot)ion

The platform hovered back down to the roof of the central palace, powered by the core of the Creator. It hovered in the centre, above the pieces of plate and the human skeleton that had fallen to the ground, lifelessly, and were now dispersing into dust. Like all dungeon monsters, even those self-aware, the Creator was turned into particles that then vanished entirely. Once they were settled back on the roof and the stone had magically fused back together, no marks of battle or o...

The Gamer Chapter 1173 – Prep Grinding 14 – Creator of the Twisted City

On the roof of the building, he stood alone. The cape of the figure they had caught a glimpse of earlier fluttered in the wind. Waving, untarnished white revealed the right arm of the figure and showed the black lines that slithered over it like tiny serpents. Dramatically, the figure turned around, facing the party that had just emerged on the roof.

His body was entirely made from silvery-white plates that interlocked and layered to form the body of a man. Broad shoulders,...

Hoarding 1 – Tales and Readiness

Maltos sipped on his tea, the last of his words still ringing through Apexus’ head. While the slime, the kobold, and the exiled angel reflected on the tale they had just heard, Reysha had an entirely different reaction. “What kind of stupid fucking garbage was that?” she asked. “You telling me that the Progenitor is a double-crossing ass and that every time I curse ‘Hellroots’, I’m invoking the name of some cunty dragon?”

“Maybe you are,” the old Monk re...

A bit of news - update on the Sofka Lewd Commission

TLDR: Sofka is Russian.

Long version: I had hoped to get this commission underway before PayPal completely shuts down access, but that was in vain. The alternative service that she tried to pivot to has also clamped down now. Only on payments from the USA and Canada to Russia, for now, but I have no faith that will be the state of affairs for long.

Right now it seems that the only two options I have would be to do business through the Chinese version of PayPal or not at all. Bot...

The Gamer Chapter 1172 – Prep Grinding 13 – The Council of Crafters

Twenty minutes later, the group started their careful expedition into the building. There were multiple entrances scattered all around the sides. Although all of them were large, none of them seemed unusual. The architecture of Ohmior took into account the height of Ohmior Knights, more than two and a half metres, and large arches were therefore no indication of anything important being down that particular path.

John had expected something like an arena on the inside. Inst...

The Gamer Chapter 1171 – Prep Grinding 12 – Dropping Up

“What do you see when looking at me?” Nia suddenly asked.

‘A gorgeous blonde with an emotional display issue,’ John thought, but did not speak it out loud. To start with, Nia’s emotional display had reached human levels by now. Certainly, she still stared longer, pondered longer, and gestured less than the average person. It was just no longer to such a degree that she appeared alien. That was entirely the work of her nature now.

Secondly, that question was ...

The Gamer Chapter 1170 – Prep Grinding 11 – Progress

John aimed his two extended fingers at a point left of the wall he stood several metres away from. He pulled his thumb back, as if he was cocking the hammer of the revolver. “Bang.” He allowed himself the childish behaviour of vocalizing the shot, as he loosened a pair of Blast Rays from his middle and index finger.

The parallel projectiles of arcane energy met with a pair Jack had shot from a position further away, practically behind the wall. Four metres were between ...

The Gamer Chapter 1169 – Prep Grinding 10 – Morning Banter

The great thing about time dilation was that John could lean back and take it easy without feeling guilty. It was highly doubtful that the next segment would be easy enough to keep fucking while they went through. They would find out in an hour or so. Until then, John quite happily took a break.

It was a peculiar attribute of some people, that their brains drove them to work as much as they could, even though the spirit and body needed rest to work at peak efficiency. John ...

Hoarding Prologue – The Origin of Dragons

At the beginning of the Omniverse, there was only it and nothing.

Many scholars asked themselves where the Omniverse comes from. Did it bloom from the fruit of a larger tree? Was it perhaps a splintered remnant of a previous Omniverse? Could it possibly just have started to exist spontaneously? Whatever it was, it was there now, roots digging into the nothingness and dragging magic from the potential.

The nothingness loathed it.

It had existed in a time without ...