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Lorelewd Commission

And the Lorelewd is done. Like always, only post the downsized version publically.

The Gamer Chapter 1168 – Prep Grinding 9 – Familiarity with Skills

John was looking at his four Artificial Spirits. All of them were in their full monster girl forms. Aclysia and Beatrice were covered in scales, fitting tightly to their curves. Some patches looked more like smooth snake skin than the pointy scales of most reptiles. Particularly on the front of their torso, the inside of their legs, and under the arms, the scales were generally less pronounced. Most of that was likely to avoid parts of them getting caught on themselves, but John ...

Guidance Finale – Aftermath

“You’re vile!” Aclysia yelled. “A vile human, unworthy of sunlight and forgiveness! When your Spark enters the heavenly Trunk, I wish that the gods recognize the evil you have committed today and condemn you to the deepest layers! Just above the Hellroots, your twisted, lying soul shall dwell, until you have cleansed yourself of this deep immorality! Liar! Vile liar, hurter of all I hold dear!”

Maltos sat quietly, a few metres removed. His hands were folded above ...

A little bit of news - sudden vacation! (22.02.2022)

Happy Twos Day

Ehem.

I want to play Elden Ring.

I will take a week off to play Elden Ring.

That's the 25th until the 4th.

Chapters will be on pause after Thursday and resume on Friday. Drip-Fed will be posted on Wednesday like regular.

I realize that taking a vacation, particularly one that long, just two months after the Christmas holidays is a bit quick.

But I REALLY want to play Elden Ring in, like, peace.

I'll probably write anyway, ...

The Gamer Chapter 1167 – Prep Grinding 8 – Another pack of windows


“Is she fucking downgrading me?” Metra asked, reading through the choices.

First time he looked at it, John had shared the impression. By the time Metra had read all thr...

Prep Grinding 7 – A swarm of Artificial Spirit Perks

‘Can’t blame her for that one, but did it have to be the first thing I see in the morning?’ John groggily grumbled something to himself, while he dismissed the window. It left his vision in total darkness, for the reason that he currently had no vision. Game windows ignored that he was bl...

The Gamer Chapter 1165 – Prep Grinding 6 – Skill Updates

John was poking the coin-sized remains of Ruhrszatch’s energy with his finger. It felt slippery, like oiled skin, and sapped heat from him. It was difficult to say whether it was round, flat, or something in between.

Several times, he poked it. This was one of the many actions he would have heavily advised against, if this had been a real environment. From breaking the seal to now putting himself in direct combat with the core of the corrupting influence, there were a lot...

The Gamer Chapter 1164 – Prep Grinding 5 – Double Stomping

“Do we do this today or do we keep it for tomorrow?” Momo asked, after they had cleared out the four Void Chimeras in the area. The question was understandable. They had been at this for over ten hours, so they could justify calling it a day for now. Had this been a boss he expected to have trouble with, he would have most likely done so.

“Let’s just stomp it and continue the path tomorrow,” John stated. These Raid bosses took anything between ten and thirty minut...

The Gamer Chapter 1163 – Prep Grinding 4 – Stomping

Boss design was a tricky thing.

Optimally, a boss was both challenging and fair. Mechanics represented had clear interconnections, be they through synergistic effects or consistent design themes, and every failure left one wanting to improve their abilities to cope with the challenges presented. In order to create such a challenge, numbers had to be finely tuned. Numbers too high made mechanics too punishing. In order to properly strike a balance, the game designer had to d...

Eliana Lewd by Sofka147/Somiko (February 2022)

And here she is, the harem's premiere masochistic submissive in one of my favourite poses, delivered splendidly by Sofka. As with the last picture by her, there are three stages of undress and each has a cum variation.

Appreciate dem thighs.

You may spread the clothed version however you want. The Nude and Strip Version may only be spread after being downscaled to a quarter the original size.

A bit of news (17.02.2022)

HELLO!

Dunno when I last did one of these, probably before my Christmas vacation. Anyway, there's two things I want to talk about.

First off, thank you to all the newcomers. The last three months have been an incredible upwards trajectory for me in terms of earnings. I'm not big on sentimentals, so I will spare you any further blabbering about gratitude. Just know that I am grateful that you think my writing is worth money.

Second off, I do have to report that I will rob ...

Guidance 22 – Centre

Apexus wanted to count the seconds.

It was bright outside. Light shone through the tiny gaps between the roof and the walls that let air drift into the heart of the temple. Green mats woven from plant matter covered the ground in a soft yet flexible layer. The walls were white plaster interrupted by the red wood from which the framework of the temple had been fashioned. A massive statue opposite the large, double-winged door was the sole decoration, and the sole object of t...

The Gamer Chapter 1162 – Prep Grinding 3 – Into the Darkness

The Twisted City of Ohmior, that was the name of the Raid currently open. Raids were vastly more forgiving in regards to who got to tag along in terms of level differences without causing any detrimental effects. Despite that, Eliana and Nathalia had to stay out. Scarlett and Lee were non-combatants and therefore also stayed behind. Lorelei tagged along as per her request.

When it came to actual allies, John had his elemental girls, the three maids, Metra, Rave, and Nia by ...

The Gamer Chapter 1161 – Prep Grinding 2 – Relaxation Paradise

“Urgh, if he wasn’t so cute, I wouldn’t bother with this shit,” Lee mumbled and opened her eyes. She was sitting cross-legged where John had left her, in a pose appropriate for meditation. When he raised his voice, her spine straightened suddenly.

“Cute? That’s not a word I hear often when it comes to me,” he said teasingly and extended a hand to help her up. Amongst shy squeals and other indiscernible noises, she took the offer. He dragged her to her feet and...

The Gamer Chapter 1160 – Breaking Brats

Finding a harem-sized bed in the mansion was easy and they got hot and bothered very quickly. Rave got pounded, Aclysia bedded, Nathalia mated, Eliana dominated, Gnome drilled, Salamander banged, Undine jiggled, Sylph stretched, Nia loved, Siena ridden, Metra smashed, Beatrice nailed, and Lorelei ruined. All of them needed it badly and John was in a mood to perform, individually taking them past the breaking point until only two remained conscious.

With the rest of the hare...

The Gamer Chapter 1159 – Prep Grind 1 – Overclock Barrier

“First, we prepare for the battle,” John explained the new strategy to his gathered harem, as well as Ted. “Three days means we can cram in an emergency grinding session. We’ll head back right after this meeting and get on that. Since Magoi isn’t available, I’ll use my Overclock. After we head back, we’ll fight back Arkeidos. As for our current attempt to help the people, we’ll have to drop that effort for now. The food we provided will last them for a while, unle...

The Gamer Chapter 1158 – Revenant-Emperor

Reetha jumped off the roof of the carriage as soon as it had been drawn into the courtyard through the open gate. The procession gradually lined up along the fixed walls. Ironborn Lords had considerably less individuality in their appearance than the higher ups. Their forms, like metallic skeletons, were illuminated by the pale green mists that drifted in swirls behind them as they moved, cascading from their artistically shaped rib cages. Their cast iron bodies looked menacing in ...

Guidance 21 – Beyond the Known

“The Mad Moon,” Maltos said to the trio and Korith and slurped on his tea.

Apexus, Aclysia, Reysha and Korith had huddled together in the house a short while after the moon-eye event had passed. There just had been nothing else to do but sleep and wait for the next day to investigate. They had hurried over to the old Monk to talk to him before other duties took his attention. Anticipating them, the mentor had been in the process of making tea when they knocked. Now all ...

The Gamer Chapter 1157 – Waiting for the enemy

Three days passed.

The gap was expected, Reetha had to contact the Emperor, the Emperor had to decide whether or not to go, and what stance to take towards John. If the Gamer was suddenly hit with the news that a dimension traveller had appeared in California, had taken over the state capital, murdered the governor, and was now demanding an audience after beating up one of his generals, he would have taken a day to plan his visit too. More than likely, he would have gathere...

The Gamer Chapter 1156 – Queen of the West

“Ya know, this is too easy,” Rave said, while she picked through the rubble. “Like, we’re doing the right thing and saving those people faster is obviously better, but I thought we’d have some proper pushback. Like, Shounen anime style, new arc villain pushback.”

“We’re a formation of over a dozen of the world’s strongest people,” John drily reminded her of the facts. “It’d be absurd if we didn’t have a very easy time initially. Statistically, any ...

The Gamer Chapter 1155 – Monsters in an Iron Shell

“Jesus fucking Christ,” John muttered. His steps down the stairs accelerated from a casual walk to a sprint. The black obsidian led down into a massive underground chamber, older in its design than the fortress above, filled from wall to wall with pillars onto which people were chained. Worse than the shackles on arms and legs were the tubes that had been implanted into the lower spines of the people, siphoning mana out of badly healed wounds and up through winding hollow pip...

The Gamer Chapter 1154 – Logistics of Invasion

Three immediate questions had to be answered.

Number one, could he even take an entire army with him into the Adventure? Number two, how many soldiers did he want? Number three, how many soldiers were available?

Answer number one: up to 250. This was a part of John’s system that he hadn’t previously inspected more closely. Maximum number of people in his party scaled one to one with his Charisma. His haremettes were exempt from this, being inside the Harem Party, ...

The Gamer Chapter 1153 – (Un)Broken

With the immediate choice before him, John decided to investigate a way to restore their bodies first. If they were too crazed to be saved, that was something he could deem after trying to talk to them. Immediate contenders for new physical forms were the ‘corpses’ of the Ironborn. Practically all of them had been killed by Siena with a direct strike to the core. Bodily integrity meant fairly little to Artificial Spirit’s lease on life. Knowing that these cores were univers...

Guidance 20 – Thatching

“Welcome home, darling!” Aclysia’s singing voice greeted him, when he stopped the cart in front of the house. The metal fairy was in her casual dress and leaned out of the single window. Her clothing could never have matched the beauty of her smile. “I did not anticipate that you would return with hay.”

“Thatching material,” Apexus explained simply.

“We will fix your house,” Maltos remarked.

Aclysia’s smile grew a little more. The prospect of...

The Gamer Chapter 1152 – Luxury vs Responsibility

John was disappointed when the first action he had to take back in the Iron Domain was to crack down on the population. It was a naïve misunderstanding that some people had that when an oppressive force was removed, the formerly oppressed would just get along. In reality, many may have loathed their oppressors, but a lot of people gained from them as well. Those groups were then further subdivided along a great many lines. No matter how oppressive a system, it did still give a c...

The Gamer Chapter 1151 – Conquering Dayjob

John woke up in his bed, in complete security, in a pile of messy women. They had ended yesterday’s orgy in the bedroom. An unwise decision, usually they got the majority of their energy out in the hours before bedtime, petered out in the showers, and only did quickies and little loving touches at the end. After returning from the Iron Domain, need had been high, however. Additionally, Lydia was under time pressure and Lorelei was still highly interesting due to how new she was...

The Gamer Chapter 1150 – Mettle Plant Demolition

Siena carefully crawled along the ceiling. Her body fully ignored the call of gravity and even the laws of adhesion, staying attached to the blank bronze of the tower with only the tips of her shard-like claws and her high-heel-esque feet. Her absolutely dark hair waved as if it was underwater, her tail raised far enough that it described a horizontal line with her curvy body. A latex-like material covered her dark blueish grey skin with a layer of black. Semi-liquid, the black m...

Gamer Midseason 3 QnA

Alright, delayed due to illness/laziness, but here it is. The questions below are provided by my supporters and proofreaders. Some aimed questions at everyone or the harem. Obviously writing out answers for literally every character or haremette would take me two eternities and a half. Therefore, I will limit my answers to whoever has something interesting to say or, generally, a maximum of five. Exceptions when the answers come about easily.

I know that this will lead to some disappoin...

The Gamer Chapter 1149 – Intel Gathering

There were three general ways to take over a society. Number one: enter pre-existing institutions, do whatever one needed to rise up and create power structures within, until one’s position becomes unassailable and subvert the entire thing from the inside. This was the covert approach, commonly used by a small group that shared an unpopular vision they wanted to push, without having to resort to violence. Number two: by means of force, be that physical or intellectual, put pres...

The Gamer Chapter 1148 – The Iron Domain

The Baroness was of a similar aesthetic as Ramun. Her body resembled that of an undead eternalized through metal, rather than bones, and a pair of breasts served to prove that she was female. There were a couple of other aesthetic choices she dared to make, elevating her above the Lord, such as streaks of gold inlaid into her cast iron form and a pair of almost human eyes. She moved without the artificial stiffness Ramun imposed on himself. When it came to power differential, she...