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The Gamer Chapter 1116 – The curse of a charismatic girlfriend

Rave had done it.

On the second day of Christmas, she had challenged her boyfriend and Maximillian to go on a double date. She had accomplished this by stroking John’s pride and Maximillian’s ego, a sure way to manipulate both of them. They had been totally aware they had been played, but they also didn’t care. The only condition was that Rave had to be the one to organize the whole thing. John had to do nothing and Maximillian had to find himself a partner to tag alo...

The Gamer Chapter 1115 – Lusty Wolf Girl Berserker

John did not care that he was being shoved out of the door of the I.D. Gate. His entire being yearned to finally explore Metra’s body in its entirety. Unchanged as she had been at her core, the additions and mild changes still gave the engagement with her a novel touch. More importantly, much more importantly, he hadn’t fucked Metra specifically in over a day. His loving mind was starved for her specifically.

Landing on top of him, the already naked blonde berserker bab...

Random Scarlett Nude Commission

Surprise! Well, not such a big surprise if you're on the Discord server.

My steady search for additional artists has yielded fruit! Here is a Scarlett in various states of undress.

The Gamer Chapter 1114 – Horde and Boss

The limited numbers, the power differentials, and the confined space of battlefields in the Abyss usually meant that warfare in the magical world took place between a dozen or maybe a few hundred individuals at once. To date, the only battle with thousands involved that John had partaken in had been during the Five Days War against a faction whose doctrine was uniquely focused on large, decently equipped numbers. Since then, the largest gathered army he had seen had been that of ...

The Gamer Chapter 1113 – Escaping Prison

John and Metra were guided into a cell in the dank cellar of a respectably sized, white castle. Cobblestone continued to be the primary building material, making up the majority of the floor, walls and ceiling. It gave the entire dungeon a depressingly monotone look. The chains dangling from the ceiling did not help. The only light fell in through a small window, over two metres up, and sealed with iron bars.

Once the two of them were inside, the guard slammed the cell door...

October 2021 Commission Finished - Momo

As always, you are not allowed to spread the full resolution image, only the downscale. Any commercial usage of either picture is forbidden, non-commercial usage is alright as long as you give credit, private usage is whatever.

Credit to the artist, which is MonoriRogue, like practically always for these full body pictures.

The Gamer Chapter 1112 – Letting loose


“Well, that’s a disappointment,” John sighed, looking at the window. Part of him had hoped he would luck out and directly roll into an Adventure that had the things he neede...

The Gamer Chapter 1111 – Classified and Chained Finale – Ever-growing Wrath

“Alright, finally!” Metra declared, when they were back home and the entire harem gathered on the Couch. “Does anyone have any reason why I should not immediately dig into that?” she asked, pointing at the two claw pieces lying on the table.

“Nope, ya go right ahead,” Rave answered for the harem. They had been kept up to date through Jack throughout the day(s). It was Saturday morning by now and John was not looking forward to his workday, having not slept due t...

The Gamer Chapter 1110 – Classified and Chained 7 – Possibilities

There were three traditional ways for John to do what was previously thought to be impossible.

Number one was the route that was available to anyone sufficiently smart or able: discovering an interaction of the various functions of reality to achieve his desired outcome. Basically, he had to either have a flash of brilliance or come across someone else’s research and repurpose it for his wanted end.

Number two were Quests. Sometimes the goddess allowed him such impo...

The Gamer Chapter 1109 – Classified and Chained 6 – Large talent, small body

‘Oh Lord, now I see why Max is always worried about his sister’s spending habits,’ the Gamer thought as he walked through Abyssal Vienna.

It was his first time in the city. During the Five Days War, he had been on the mundane side of things, and even then, he had only been travelling through. Despite not knowing what the city had looked like a year ago, he knew for sure that things were changing rapidly around here.

On a canvas of gorgeous renaissance mansions a...

The Gamer Chapter 1108 – Classified and Chained 5 – A barely patient weapon

“You got what you needed?” Jeska asked when John and Metra emerged back into the mundane realm. Less than an hour had passed in total and the black of night would have been complete even without Nightingale’s magic. Then again, starlight would have interrupted the darkness in this far-off Norwegian fjord. Inside this barrier, only the moon-like shine of the harpy’s skin served as a contrast to the black of her magic and feathers.

John nodded. “Thank you again for ...

The Gamer Chapter 1107 – Classified and Chained 4 – The Great Wolf’s Demand

“Remind me of the smell of blood,” Fenrir finally demanded. “Freshly spilled in glorious combat. Show me that you cowards still know the glory of battle.”

‘I don’t know what I expected,’ the Gamer thought. Since he had already accepted that Fenrir was in the definitive ‘evil’ category (even if for understandable reasons), the great wolf’s request would have naturally been something brutal. ‘Can I do that though?’ he wondered. Fighting Metra wouldn’...

The Gamer Chapter 1106 – Classified and Chained 3 – The Great Wolf’s Prison

“The barrier starts down there,” Jeska said, gesturing towards a crack in the side of the fjord.

Like they had desired, John had no idea where they were. Nightingale’s veil of impenetrable darkness lay over them, even after they had left the car. The single reliable piece of information he had was that they were somewhere along the coast. The continuous downward slope of the stretch they had wandered and the smell of salt water that permeated even the barrier that iso...

The Gamer Chapter 1105 – Classified and Chained 2 – Nightingale

The leg of a bird entered the car first. It was thicker than one would usually find on a bird, fitting with the human thigh to which its digitigrade shape connected. The skin of the bird-like leg was pitch black, as were the talons that tipped the four claws, three expanding forwards and one back, of her feet. The human portion, a smooth and almost entirely exposed thigh, was moonlight white.

Feathers as black as the windows enchanted by this goddess covered the wings that ...

The Gamer Chapter 1104 – Classified and Chained 1 – Landing in the Norden

It was rare for John to only take one of his haremettes along for a trip. Well, one of his haremettes plus the elementals, who could only be a continent away as long as they stuck close to one of the teleporters. There was no such convenient ‘signal strengthener’ anywhere in Scandinavia, much less northern Norway.

All of them had something to do. It was absolutely possible for them to cancel what they had planned on short notice. Who was there to stop or berate them? Th...

The Gamer Chapter 1103 – Take the (ana)L, dude

The Sex Dungeon was tinged in warm, golden light, originating from the many scented candles around the room. At the centre of the room was a contraption John often used during BDSM sessions: a lounger with lots of stable side arms that could be adjusted into various positions. At the moment, all of them were folded flat to the side of the piece, making it little more than an overly complicated leather-clad pedestal for someone to lie on. That someone was the dark-haired woman tha...

The Gamer Chapter 1102 – Successful Communications

The blue light ebbed away and John found himself in the Fusion Administration. Everything was the same as it had been yesterday during the inspection, which meant that there were a couple of choice differences to the layout of his office. To start with, the teleporter no longer led directly to his office, but instead to a small room that connected his and Momo’s offices. Accordingly, the western door led to the room of the chancellor and the eastern one to that of the president...

The Gamer Chapter 1101 – Tier 5 Guild Hall Finale – A day in the Guild Hall

John was sitting on the very top of the Guild Hall, on the railing wrapping around the crystal torch of Lady Liberty. He was clothed and alone, safe for a certain Magryph that had found him and the valuables he had retrieved from the Gem Pyramid. Velka played with a tear-shaped ruby, shifting it around, while her owner scratched her neck. The soft feather-fur mixture parted around his fingers as he looked down at what he owned.

There was another feeling to the Buildings now...

The Gamer Chapter 1100 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 6 – Gathering Dungeons

“Since you seem to just understand them instinctively,” John addressed the support hovering beside him, “care to explain what they were celebrating?”

“Oh, I basically promoted Methenia from a local lady to a princess,” Momo responded.

“Makes sense, so much sense!” Sylph chimed in. “The Bramble Court, which is a totally cool but not that important court, because it’s only about a plant, is now part of the Midnight Court, which is a totally important...

The Gamer Chapter 1099 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 5 – Patron Goddess and Fae Nobility


‘Interesting that there are drawbacks, but the benefits far outweigh them,’ the Gamer thought, looking at the next couple of windows.

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The Gamer Chapter 1098 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 4 – Home Inspection

John pulled into the Main Harbour with his yacht. The moment he passed the open gates that marked the border between the Building and the open water, a window popped up offering him to automatically take care of the rest. John clicked it and went back up to the main deck.

“You lot remember when the Guild Hall was barely large enough to even fit this ship?” he asked when he was back with his harem.

Against all odds, Nia was the one to answer first. “You had to pl...

The Gamer Chapter 1097 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 3 – Complete Overhaul Part 3

Commercial District:


Guild Bank (Room Slot Cost: 75, Maintenance Cost: 60’000): The upgrade yielded no benefit for John, who could already access his personal bank a...

The Gamer Chapter 1096 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 2 – Complete Overhaul Part 2

Production District:


Silicate Island (Room Slot Cost: 100, Maintenance Cost: 100’000): Previously, the Building was called the Silicate Field, but on the final upgrade...

The Gamer Chapter 1095 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 1 – Complete Overhaul

Evacuating everyone for the purpose of reshaping the entire look of the Guild Hall had to include the group itself. Once every Building was confirmed empty, every Sentinel Golem had completed its area scans, and every fairy and every elemental had returned to their home, the Gamer and his haremettes made their way to the Harbour. After they boarded the Boating Seaquence, John navigated the vessel to the edge of the Guild Hall’s water space and started his work.

The size o...

The Gamer Chapter 1094 – New Year’s Finale – Outdated Apartment

John woke up like always. He was surrounded by women either still deep asleep or in the shallow slumber of the hungover. The latter was unusual, but otherwise the scene was the same as always. That he left the bed without anyone jumping on his morning wood was also unusual but, considering the state of his bladder, appreciated.

He walked across the living room. It was clean, like always. Aclysia, Beatrice and Momo were already hanging around, the former two working in the k...

The Gamer Chapter 1093 – New Year’s 4 – In the New Year

Sad as the speech he had just given was, now that he had gotten it over with, he could enjoy the three universal pick-me-ups: alcohol, companionship, and a good view. Not only could he enjoy those three, he could indulge in the best version of them, that being his favourite variety of alcohol, the companionship of his beloved haremettes, and the view from atop his Palace, right to the feet of Lady Liberty.

The first drink of the new year was a mojito, a beverage consisting ...

The Gamer Chapter 1092 – New Year’s 3 – To the New Year

Underneath the screen was a stage and off to the side of the stage was a large tent. Unlike the other temporary structures around, the public was barred from entering this one. Inside, the technical staff, service personnel and politicians were busy going after their individual jobs. Whether that was making sure the bars were equipped with fresh kegs or going over their speech one more time, it was all important.

John turned away from the busy insides and looked up the ramp...

The Gamer Chapter 1091 – New Year’s 2 – Greeting and Early Celebrations

John met the triumvirate that led the three constituent guilds of the Lake Alliance in the Harbour of the Guild Hall. To be specific, he met them by the largest pier attached to the Industry district. The largest of the festivities were held a couple kilometres further north-west, in the Commercial area, making it too crowded to serve as a place for an official gathering.

A small group moved towards John. First were Emrik, Remia and Lia, the three that had agreed to sign th...

The Gamer Chapter 1090 – New Year’s 1 - The girl that just wanted to game

“Yes, Mom, I’m sure… yeah, I know… Stefanie is across the ocean anyway… I’m turning 19, it’s not a big deal… Love you too. See you later.” Lee hung up the phone and let out a lengthy sigh. “Is it normal that mothers keep pestering you about tea over every little occasion?”

“Kind of, yeah,” John confirmed.

“Can’t say,” Gnome, standing in for all of the present humanoids without proper parents, gave her opinion.

“If she cares enou...

The Gamer Chapter 1089 – Beautiful home and bureaucracy

“We’re out the barrier for thirty minutes and we’re already back at work,” Momo said, as they walked through the hallways of the Fusion Administration.

“People in high government positions don’t get holidays – especially if an important event is planned for that holiday,” John responded. “We do get to play golf all year round though.”

“That sport is as boring as watching paint dry.”

“The sport itself is rather dull, yeah.” John pointe...