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The Gamer Chapter 1088 – Final Grind of the Year Finale – Forging ahead

The pleasant thing about difficulty curves was that tapping into a new segment of the game usually came with a grace period. For example, after a flight mechanic was unlocked, the first usage of it usually came in the form of flying a course with a small amount of obstacles, while the jump and run passage that preceded it was already of notable difficulty.

Similarly, the first level of Silver Arcanist, albeit harder than the first level of the original Arcanist Class, took ...

The Gamer Chapter 1087 – Final Grind of the Year 16 – Finishing Unfound

John had two more days. Theoretically, that was enough to push hard and get another boss kill on the Raid. There was, however, a giant issue: he could not take Aclysia, Beatrice or Momo along for the ride. As Beatrice had rightfully pointed out when he had left the Loot disabled, they were all still stuck 75 levels behind him (sex had pushed him the rest of the way for the last one). In return, he was only 50 levels behind Rave now, so he could have taken her along instead. In te...

The Gamer Chapter 1086 – Final Grind of the Year Interlewd 2 – The Biggest Submissive

Eliana was a gorgeous, powerful woman.

Standing a whole head shorter than John, the white-haired blood mage radiated power. Her skin was turned white by the extreme control she had over herself, every pore repurposed to secrete a bone-like material that could form an exoskeleton. At the moment, it only covered her arms and most of her legs with decorative plates of bone. Dull claws extended from her fingers, and where thorns usually would have punished enemy attacks, arches...

The Gamer Chapter 1085 – Final Grind of the Year 15 – Was it worth it?

The entirety of the direct aftermath was just the worst. First, John got assisted bathing. Regularly, the Gamer was all too happy to be assisted in his bathing, because that support came in a very sexual and often submissive package. Today it was there to make sure he didn’t vomit all over himself. At least he actually cleaned himself, which saved what little of his dignity remained.

Afterwards, while he was eating something Lee and Nia had put together, the remembering s...

The Gamer Chapter 1084 – Final Grind of the Year 14 – A lot of stupid


“Do you like that? Huh? You little slut?” John asked, waving the flaccid dick around in his hand. Neither the bark-like texture of the black carapace, nor the acidic spit d...

The Gamer Chapter 1083 – Final Grind of the Year 13 – Court Dust

It took the first 45 minutes of the Assault to put together something John was reasonably happy to call a fortified position. During their first attempt, they had been able to figure out a barebone design, so it didn’t take the entire hour to put it together.

Rather than a tower, they were standing in a bunker. The roof was just barely high enough that John could stand straight without being afraid of bumping his head. More important was that they had a roof and that the ...

The Gamer Chapter 1082 – Final Grind of the Year 12 – Base Defence


John dismissed the window with a simple thought and teleported two metres back. “IT’S COMING!” he shouted, backing up a mental call that on its own might have gone unhear...

The Gamer Chapter 1081 – Final Grind of the Year 11 – Picking their Poison

John had a fantastic afternoon, a great night, a delicious and hearty breakfast, and an otherwise splendid morning, before he and everyone else that would accompany him had the talk about which Assault to go into. Of course, they had their little exchanges about personal preferences between then and now. It was the definitive choice they needed to agree on. The reason for that delay was nothing but a wish to be as rested as possible and make the choice with the greatest degree of...

The Gamer Chapter 1080 – Final Grind of the Year 10 – Scouting Assaults

John was happy to have an additional eye in the sky. Regularly independent, Momo was closely linked to his thoughts as he used both her and the Mandala Sphere to oversee the scene below them. Three dozen rat-like creatures, formed out of garbage and the rotting remains of food, were trying to scale the walls of their impromptu fortress tower. Each was the size of a pony, which made them impressive but not threatening when compared to what else the group was used to seeing.

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The Gamer Chapter 1079 – Final Grind of the Year 9 – Control and Setup

“Why haven’t you fired this Decker guy yet?” Momo asked.

Decker was Fusion’s current minister for administrative affairs. Essentially, he was in charge of the office that checked on the other offices. They made sure they communicated with each other using the proper channels, archived the minutes from council meetings, and looked at claims of misdemeanours or corruption.

Which, in turn, made it the first place anyone corrupt wanted to work in, especially if th...

August 2021 Commission Finished - Lee

Well, August turned into the end of September, but the image is here either way~

As always, you are not allowed to spread the full resolution image, only the downscale. Any commercial usage of either picture is forbidden, non-commercial usage is alright as long as you give credit, private usage is whatever.

Credit to the artist, which is MonoriRogue, like practically always for these full body pictures.

The Gamer Chapter 1078 – Final Grind of the Year 8 – Math and Mechanics


John pulled out of Sylph after a particularly well-timed orgasm and fell down between her and Salamander in the grass. Things had gone on for a while and he had no reason to fe...

The Gamer Chapter 1077 – Final Grind of the Year 7 – Bounce

Salamander’s preferred mundane clothes consisted of a pair of washed-out blue jeans and a biker jacket over a leather corset. This was notable because of the body she covered in those pieces. Salamander was the second tallest member of the harem and one of two women that were taller than John, although the margin between the two of them was a mere two centimetres. Her long legs and wide hips stretched out her jeans, but the real stunning thing was her top.

Framed by the l...

The Gamer Chapter 1076 – Final Grind of the Year 6 – Class Orientation

John was back in the house. It had been an attempt to be alone, away from the distractions that the bodies of his haremettes posed. An attempt that utterly failed as he had run into a threesome between Aclysia, Beatrice and Momo. The three maids had been going at each other, without their outfits. Notably, as John found, without their dicks too.

When asked about that, the three had given two different answers.

“It would not be right to penetrate and taint with cum w...

The Gamer Chapter 1075 – Final Grind of the Year 5 – Harem Sparring

A cloud of ash and dust exploded into existence. Within, two forms rapidly moved, both radiating light that faintly permeated the grey smoke. One was the form of a tall woman, outlined by a network of orange cracks that covered most of her body in the pattern of dried soil. The other was nearly impossible to discern, her light originating from four streaks of bloody red that pulled after hair. In rare glimpses of ease in the combat, one could see the structure of butterfly wings ...

Final Grind of the Year 4 – Being Pampered

“Urgh… now I have to clean that up,” Momo complained when she was awake enough to realize the puddle of juices she had created. Without further words, she reached into her inventory and retrieved a towel.

“Not going to demand that I help you?” John asked, back in his armchair with Siena in his lap. Shortly after Rave had retreated to the couch to take her post-coitus nap, the shadow spirit had entered the room. Claiming the unoccupied dick for herself, she had sat...

The Gamer Chapter 1073 – Final Grind of the Year Interlewd – Bodysuit and Hypnosis

John and Momo entered their copied apartment one after the other. Moans that previously had been quiet and private grew in volume to broadcast the pleasure Rave brought to herself to those that would listen. Leaving it to Momo to close the door, the Gamer walked over to the couch where Rave was writhing.

Although she was still wearing her bodysuit, the semi-sentient fabric had thinned itself in accordance with her wishes. The result of this was, although the pink blend of l...

The Gamer Chapter 1072 – Final Grind of the Year 3 – A nudging push

“We’ll leave you to it,” John said, when neither he nor Momo had anything more to add to the analysis. The sassy support followed him. Each step carried them further away from the tower and closer to the place they stayed at.

“Did Lee seem stressed to you?” Momo asked. The young Fateweaver had been uncharacteristically quiet, especially for when John was around.

“She’s experiencing some early exhaustion,” the Gamer explained.

Momo raised an eyebr...

The Gamer Chapter 1071 – Final Grind of the Year 2 – Banter, Staff, Ancient Technology

The priority of this grinding session was definitely the Metracana Master Class.

What assurance he had gotten from the initial Perk was promising, but not enough to satisfy John. He wanted a total guarantee that the material swap would not only not have any adverse effects but also lead to the complete reconstitution of Metra’s former powers or, if that was not possible with all of the chaos related Attributes, at least a guarantee that they would be replaced with somethi...

The Gamer Chapter 1070 – Final Grind of the Year 1 – Initiate Grinding

The amount of work John had done before Christmas barely covered for the next two days, but he would have gone on a grinding session either way. After the Death Zone, he was more aware than ever that he couldn’t afford to miss any of the monthly time dilations he and Magoi had agreed on. They were even considering if additional grinding sessions were necessary.

On one hand, John was already plenty powerful and the harem that surrounded him surpassed him, in individual cas...

The Gamer Chapter 1069 – A happy coincidence

“Alright, we have… about two hours before we are supposed to meet with Magoi,” John said, after parking his mundane car in the garage of the estate. Afterwards, they entered the Hudson Barrier on the spot and went through a teleporter already placed there. Minutes later they found themselves back in their apartment. The rest of the harem was already waiting.

“Can I finally put a reasonable temperature back on?” Rave whined, as she stripped out of her clothes. “C...

The Gamer Chapter 1068 – Christmas Family Finale – Family Dinner

“Family, meet lovers, lovers, you know my family,” Rave shortly introduced her parents, after bringing them in from the door. With few words, Nariko and Reagan sat down on the last empty couch in the large room. Both tried their best to look casual and presentable and both messed it up by wearing bright green Christmas socks. Despite that jolly oddity, a low tension lay in the air.

Rave’s relationship with her parents was, as always, turbulent. It was in a reasonable ...

The Gamer Chapter 1067 – Christmas Family 2 – All of the Harem

John’s parents were an extremely unequal pair.

Benjamin Newman was an engineer and every bit the father one would have imagined when seeing John before he got his powers. He was lanky, with the only bit of muscles he had coming from lugging power tools from one workbench to another. His face was plain. His hair was brown, as were his eyes. He looked simply appropriate for his age, roughly 40.

Brenda Newman was a lifelong housewife and an immensely attractive woman. ...

A bit of news (13.09.2021) - Drip-Fed delay

The return of Drip-Fed will be delayed by a couple of weeks. The primary factor behind this is me wanting to start the season off with a week of releases (It's good to hit Trending on the public websites). I was delayed in my writing on two weekends because 1. the Covid Jab and 2. the recent vacation I took. Well, and 3.  Because I polished up on my preperation proceedings a bit and that took organization time.

Anyway, the point is Drip-Fed will not arrive in a month and I don't h...

The Gamer Chapter 1066 – Christmas Family 1 – The Front

John Newman was inside a nice little house in the suburbs of New York City. Of course, ‘nice’, ‘little’, and ‘house’ truly stood for ‘sizable mansion that was almost as much glass as it was concrete’. The only reason why John, who valued having a safe retreat from the public eye immensely, was fine with such a construction being his place of habitation was because it would be short lived. Even though the suburbs took the shape of a gated community of rich people�...

The Gamer Chapter 1065 – Christmas Friends Finale – Merriment

The circle of visitors shrunk considerably over the course of the day. The first people had started to leave around two in the afternoon. Because the party had started so early, several of the attendees had opted to dedicate the early part of the day to it and then move on to meet with friends and families. Particularly the older or less close acquaintances of John and the harem had opted for that route.

For that reason, as the day progressed, the setting got more and more ...

The Gamer Chapter 1064 – Christmas Friends 3 – A series of small talks

“Do I have to?” John asked, looking at the offered cigarette.

“You don’t have to, no,” Ahanu relented with a smile and pulled his hand back. The cigarette quickly wandered back into the pocket of the chieftain’s pants. The dark-haired young man ignited the wooden pipe for his own use, using a match. Of the powerful young men around, he was the most average looking, with a long face and comparatively low height. Wrapped around his head, he wore a leather band tha...

The Gamer Chapter 1063 – Christmas Friends 2 – An ancient family

There was much confusion on the faces of the guests, but little in the way of panic. Between the hosts and the guests, the Palace was one of the most guarded places on Earth at the moment. Feeling a second tremble, John quickly headed towards the nearest door to investigate. Aclysia came along and Rave made initial motions to come as well, until she realized they were heading outdoors. “…Imma just stay here where it’s warm,” the heat-addict said, stopping a couple of metr...

The Gamer Chapter 1062 – Christmas Friends 1 – Friends of the Harem

“Enjoy it while you have it, ladies,” John said, with his hands stemmed into his hips. He was standing in the middle of the shower room, watching his harem clean themselves (and each other).

“Audible gasp!” Sylph declared, zapping over to him. “Are you leaving us? Should I enjoy you while you’re still here? Is this some weird excuse to fuck? I’m down!” She was already rubbing her pussy. “Like, really down! Push me down, John, and let’s fuck like rabbits!...

The Gamer Chapter 1061 – Christmas Orgy Finale – Good Girls get the Cane(s)

Although Momo and Eliana were the closest, neither of them were in a condition to meet his demands. The rest of the room was committed to their role, to serve, and to finally get their share of Master’s cock.

Nia was the first to claim one of the two dicks. Her ability to instantly switch her location and posture allowed her to be between Metra’s thighs in one moment and kneeling before John’s groin the next. Without hesitation, she started licking his original cock. ...