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The Gamer Chapter 1060 – Christmas Orgy 2 – Adorably Submissive

John straightened up and let his eyes wander over the circle around him. Each of the fifteen women reacted to his gaze in the same way. Still on their knees, still masturbating, they leaned forward, emphasizing either their breasts or their wide-open mouths, depending on the confidence they had in their tits. Had it not been for earlier orders and their deliberate state of heightened submissiveness, they would have tried showing off other assets that John was usually more interes...

The Gamer Chapter 1059 – Christmas Orgy 1 – Backside Fairy

John arrived exactly on time in the Sex Dungeon and was greeted by the sight of all 16 of his girls in maid outfits. They were not quite the same variety that his three (or two and an undecided, rather) everyday maids wore. The chest area was practically the same, white fabric stretching or covering the chest of the various sizes of breasts he had the privilege of knowing as his. Underneath, a black corset underlined those bags of mankind’s hopes and dreams. The skirts, however...

The Gamer Chapter 1058 – Christmas Back Finale – A Christmas Stroll

Snow crunched under John’s feet as he walked away from the Palace. Strictly speaking, there was no need for him to actually head out. He could have just gone to one of the many unoccupied rooms in the Palace and wasted half an hour with mobile games, reading a book, or swimming in one of the indoor pools they had. Coming from the cold outside into the warm arms of his harem, however, felt more up his alley.

There was a soft wind, breaking on John’s jacket, caused by sev...

The Gamer Chapter 1057 – Christmas Back 7 – Gifts for the Harem

“As is proper, we shall begin with Eli-… ana,” Aclysia took a notable pause while saying that. It would take a little bit to get used to calling her something else. A couple of days would likely do.

The box the first of John’s maids presented to the pretty little psycho was tiny, about the size men carried engagement rings in. “Great, another year of getting an awkward fucking gift I don’t deserve,” she complained with a big smile on her face and tore the purp...

The Gamer Chapter 1056 – Christmas Back 6 – And then there was a jolly time

A fuzzy feeling was in the air, stemming from heaters, foodstuffs and Christmas cheer. No more cookies or chocolate covered the table. Instead, there was soup, bread, vegetables, and a Turkheir roast. John had since seen one of those things live. They were, in essence, small, chubby raptors of the dinosaur variety. Once cooked, they had a remarkable resemblance to a turkey, although the skin was crispier, the meat on the bones thicker and much, much tastier. The fragrance it spre...

The Gamer Chapter 1055 – Christmas Back 5 – Complicated Little Psycho

Thana had been behaving oddly all evening. The problem with that statement was that she had been behaving oddly ever since she awakened inside the Death Zone. Transitioning from being an indirect threat, to a semi-obedient, bi-polar, obnoxious guest in their house, to a dead-eyed body on the Couch shovelling chocolate cookies into her mouth had been sudden each step along the way. The reasons for this latest step could have been numerous, from returning to her depression to a sim...

WAKMD Chapter 49 – Master of Dragons

Anduin sat upon his throne, his co

The Gamer Chapter 1054 – Christmas Back 4 – Perks and breaking through the Surface


The room had just returned to their regular conversations and now they were all tangled up in the usual Perk selection council. “Obviously Gaia was going to start with some identity clarific...

Rave Emojis Done

Main girl gets her pretty pictures. Attached you will 5 emojis in three different variances, one being the proper pictures, one being the picture cut to fit in a square and one with them downscaled for file size reasons.

The Gamer Chapter 1053 – Christmas Back 3 – Harem Day

They walked back in relative quiet. Momo was visibly pondering what the right words to express what she was feeling were and John allowed her the space. The way she’d word her, most likely, love confession would let both of them decide to move forwards. When she had left, she had been around 90 in the Relationship Score thing.

It had also said that she preferred girls at the time, which, given her dating record, was most likely true. Having a preference for girls in John�...

The Gamer Chapter 1052 – Christmas Back 2 – Momo got back

“Momo is waiting at the airport,” John told the room, causing several of the girls, particularly those that remembered the sassy support personally, to perk up.

Scarlett couldn’t help making a remark, “Is this the returning season or something?”

“I suppose there has to be something to the Christmas spirit,” John responded swiftly and put all of his clothes on. The button made this an immediate affair and he looked at everyone else on the couch. Questioni...

Drip-Fed Season 2 - Author’s Note

Hello!

Funatic here, author of the work you care currently reading, as well as The Gamer CHYOA Edition (where I write a branch), Who a King Must Do (Where I make Anduin conquer Azeroth by building the biggest harem of WoW babes), and Welldark, a story about a student at a interdimensional university.

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Season 2 Epilogue – What now?

When they woke up, the portal had closed. They had slept for more than twelve hours and still all of them felt tired. They were famished, exhausted, thirsty, at the edge of their mental capacity, and alive. Despite how narrow it had been, they were alive. That alone caused Reysha to giggle, when her mind was as awake as it could be. It was a weak, quiet giggle. Her burning lungs wouldn’t allow her any more than that.

Apexus reared his tired head and checked out their surr...

The Gamer Chapter 1051 – Christmas Back 1 – The Return

It was Christmas Eve and Santa gave John nothing. This was notable because John was no longer convinced Santa was not real. With all of the other things going on in the Abyss, a fat man teleporting across the world to distribute gifts to children would have been welcome. It would have added some jolliness to counteract all of the doom, gloom and city-eradicating individuals going around. Then again, if Santa was real, the entirety of John and his harem would have undoubtedly been...

The Gamer Chapter 1050 – Making Time and Flying Time

“John… J-john… hey… could you… uhm…”

The Gamer groaned and did his best to keep his eyes closed. “Wake up?” he asked in a protesting, groggy voice. His body was doing just that, but his mind wanted to indulge a bit longer in the fulfilment of holding onto Nia’s slender body. The pariah was not the one shaking him, though. John was tired, but he knew his girls by their voices.

“Yes, that… if you would be so nice?” the cuddle rock presented the...

The Gamer Chapter 1049 – Loving Embrace

Nia and John had the bedroom to themselves. While a couple girls of the harem had been present in the living room, they had stayed put. It was understood that this was the pariah’s time. The door closed behind them, the curtains shut, and they were isolated in the sensual twilight that remained.

Using his phone, John put on a playlist of calm jazz music. Then he put both it and his clothes into his inventory. Nia’s white, shadowless dress disappeared into the nothingnes...

The Gamer Chapter 1048 – A house of adorable creatures

The Menagerie was one of the oldest Buildings the Guild Hall had to offer. All the way back, when the Guild Hall hadn’t even covered half of Liberty Island, it had been first erected. It had come far from its humble beginnings as a small building with segments for various animals.

Nowadays, the Menagerie was a complex of simple and invitingly designed buildings. Distantly, the core building was reminiscent of the Parthenon, with several high columns holding up the ceiling...

Lorelei Commission Done

Because this commission doubled as the gift for the Gamer anniversary, the full resolution version of this is also fully accessible by the public.

You may use the image privately in whatever capacity you wish, publicly if you give credit and never commercially.

Just look at her gorgeous dress~

Attached is the image and an alternative version where she wears the ring over her face.

The Gamer Chapter 1047 – Moments and Monuments

Velka refused to come along with them. With a belly full of mice, the Magryph’s highest priority was to lay down in the grass and sleep. The spot she chose for that non-endeavour was near a rock, leaving her just one roll of her nimble body away from switching from lying in the warm sun to the cool shade.

After some final belly rubs, Nia stood up and took John’s arm. Her slender body felt in the correct place, right next to him, and he put his hand on her hip to embrace...

The Long Way Finale – Trembling Demon

The gate opened the view to a schizophrenic room. Crystals, bricks, solid stone (smooth and like a cave in equal measures), and cobalt rock bled water and liquid light, running down the walls whose shape differed depending on segment or side of the room, with no clear pattern to it. Floor and ceiling were just as confounded with dripstones, artistically designed temple ceiling, and flat roof all existing next to and within each other above, and dripstones, water pits, and several...

The Gamer Chapter 1046 – A blank space in his calendar

John: Thinking about you <3

The Gamer ended the lengthy set of messages, heartfelt and analytic, he had typed out and put his phone to the side. It felt a bit odd to send her a heart emoji. Momo was one of the few outside the harem group chat that could receive such a thing unironically. Most likely, he would get a load of sarcasm in return – whenever she answered. That could take days or even weeks. There was no telling where the sassy support was the...

The Gamer Chapter 1045 – Many Small Issues

It was three days later.

Returning home had been eventless and he had spent Saturday in a success-induced rush of a near permanent orgy. Increasing Fusion’s territory by such a chunk, simultaneously removing one of the biggest thorns in his side, that raised his Libido more than most outright buffs.

Despite its significance, Monday had come and gone without any truly notable events. The Fusion-Illuminati alliance had finally kicked in. Cause for celebrations, it had...

The Gamer Chapter 1044 – By the Lakes Finale – A successful deal and a delayed contract

John struck a line he had just written from the stack of papers before him. Accompanying his new addition, he said, “Alright, so Fusion agrees to a stimulus package for the Lake Alliance that is equal to the average productivity of the people lost times two. The money will be primarily distributed among families who lost loved ones during the conflict. We are all in agreement?”

“Yes.” Lia, who had raised that point, nodded.

“Fantastic.” John put a period a...

The Gamer Chapter 1043 – By the Lakes 4 – The Leadership

“…and that’s what happened with Abraham,” John finished retelling the whole Little Maryland debacle from his perspective.

“Oh… what… that was all very unfortunate.” Marcella nodded solemnly. She had asked John about this or that for the past thirty minutes. Sometimes it was just what baking advice he had, something Aclysia had answered in his stead, sometimes it was a retelling of events, and sometimes she probed him on this principle or another.

It wa...

Surprise Extra Vacation from 28.08 to 02.09

"Really, Fun? You're taking days off again?!"

Yeah, dunno why these things happen in clusters.

I planned to visit a friend in another city for a while and it just spontaneously came together that it would happen at the end of this month. SInce I won't be in town, I won't have access to the publish button and I won't be on my PC to write new chapters.

So yeah. That's a stretch from a Saturday to a Thursday, so that's 3 Gamer chapters and 1 Drip-Fed chapter delayed. When I re...

The Gamer Chapter 1042 – By the Lakes 3 – Diplomatic Games

“I hope the apartment has found your approval,” Emrik greeted him the next day, visiting him in the same.

Entering John’s dwelling could often be a bit of a risky manoeuvre. However, as the representative had announced himself, the usual issues were taken care of. John was not, at this moment, naked and ball’s deep inside any one of his girls’ holes, neither was the room dirty nor did it reek. Aclysia could hardly stand any kind of dirt within the four walls she o...

The Long Way 20 – The Trail of Destruction

They remained there, huddled up together, imprisoned by their individual trauma.

Reysha’s mind was confined to the realm of dreams, where the horrid reality of her guilt and the emphasized destruction she had witnessed in her drugged-up state could be broken down into the realm of abstracts.

Aclysia sobbed. Sobbed and sobbed, unable to keep the stream of tears or the swirling of her thoughts under control. Nothing clear could be seen, nothing clear could be thought....

The struggle between sense and tension

This is just a little bit of brainstorming that I felt like writing. If you want to peek into an author’s thought process (or mine at least), feel free to read on. Otherwise, it will likely be of little interest to you.

Note: this is written off the top of my head and will consider typos and unedited grammar mistakes, you have been warned.

Quite often, particularly around the time I write the finale to action scenes, arcs, or seasons (sorted by intensity) I run into t...

The Gamer Chapter 1041 – By the Lakes 2 – Abyssal Sightseeing

If what John was presented with wasn’t the nicest apartment of the Lake Alliance’s headquarters, then he seriously had to wonder what was.

Half of the building complex extended over the edge of the Niagara Falls, and that extension rested on one massive pillar that had a path spiralling down inside its hollow, transparent walls. Descending that path had been a fantastic view in and of itself, especially once they got underneath the water. The rushing liquid, the Abyssal...

The Gamer Chapter 1040 – By the Lakes 1 – Making their way

“God, I’m busy these days,” John mumbled, first thing in the morning, immediately realizing what today was and where he had to go. “You all ready?” he asked into the room. He was, as the writhing of kissing and cuddling on the bed proved, the last person to wake up. A pair of lips, Nia’s judging by the skill and the particular anti-tingle involved, was tending to his morning wood.

A cool kiss on his cheek answered him. “Twenty minutes,” Undine whispered, bef...