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The Gamer Chapter 1039 – A short break with the usual

After all of that busy day, John still had an emergency parliament session to attend.

The resolutions of it were numerous, many already predetermined. Most important of the things put on the floor was the discontinuation of the current anti-Lorylim measures. While that did sound counterproductive to the Gamer’s goal to fortify his country against that threat, the measures in place existed primarily to attempt to prevent the host bodies of the Gestalt guild to proliferate ...

The Long Way 19 – Winding Tracks

“By the heavenly…” Aclysia began what would have turned into a curse, had she not been too occupied lugging a metal pole around. It was almost too heavy for her to even lift, flying with it was a chore, and yet she managed. With desperate strength, she dropped it above Apexus.

The slime caught it with both hands and lodged it between the approaching walls. The sound of turning gears turned into the desperate grinding of metal against metal. Already the pole started to...

The Gamer Chapter 1038 – Consolidation Diplomacy Finale – A bombardment of messages

“Well, then,” John groaned and got up. “Guess I’ll deal with that.”

The Horned Rat rose as well. “Our discussion is over anyway. You have things under control.”

“As well as I can, given my limited knowledge,” the Gamer pointed out.

“I stand nothing to gain by letting Fusion get weakened.” The god looked at him, back hunched so their eyes were level. “I did not tell you that Enki and Tiamat were alive, but I would have shared with you the ...

The Gamer Chapter 1037 – Consolidation Diplomacy 3 – Ivy and Spring and Bone

“He will rise as ivy and spring and bone,” the Horned Rat mumbled, kneeling down next to the pit.

Remaining about a metre away from the edge, John stared at the god. “You aren’t about to throw a bone in there, are you?” he asked. “Because that’s the last thing that is missing.”

“Depends on whether or not I meant spring as in the water or spring as in the season,” the Horned Rat responded. “Either way, I am considering it. Heavily considering it.�...

The Gamer Chapter 1036 – Consolidation Diplomacy 2 – The generation of monsters

Scarlett did continue to insist that it was just like any other day. John used it as an excuse to worship her butt during a massage. He would have done that on every other day, but he gave her some particularly thorough attention. He enjoyed it while he could.

Inevitably, there was a knock on the door.

John sighed, knowing that his relaxed time would come to an end the second he answered. He groped Scarlett’s squishy backside while he still could. The question of ju...

The Gamer Chapter 1035 – Consolidation Diplomacy 1 – The start of a big day

‘I live the best life,’ John thought, waking up sweaty and content. The former of those two feelings was clashing somewhat with the latter. Lying on his back, his body covered in a blanket of other, in his opinion, more attractive bodies. He couldn’t see any of them, but he knew exactly who he was surrounded by. Nathalia and Salamander were on either side of him, making his sweatiness a greater issue than it would have already been during these summer nights. On top of him ...

The Gamer Chapter 1034 – A Slice of Life

John and Rave were guiding Nathalia around the island on a simple tour. They were turning more heads than usual. Tall, gorgeous redheads were the centre of attention at almost any time. Tall, gorgeous, redheaded volcano goddesses that looked the part, clad in obsidian scales and looking around with incandescent eyes were practically impossible to not gawk at for at least a few seconds. Courtesy of Abyssals, and the Abyssals that inhabited the Guild Hall especially, being used to ...

The Long Way 18 – Having fun watching [Erotic Content]

Reysha walked around the edge of the room, continuously looking for any kind of movement. Out of caution, she had put on her leather armour again after healing her injuries. Similar was true for Aclysia, while Apexus had remained nude as announced. It was the latter where Reysha’s gaze eventually got stuck.

Back to his usual body mass, the black-haired humanoid slime remained on the lookout for surprises. The level of alertness had dropped considerably, as they had waited...

The Gamer Chapter 1033 – Couch Talks

Satisfying Nathalia was no easy task. In some ways, it was an entirely impossible task. Whenever she was satiated, she was horny. Whenever she was sexually content, she was hungry. It took a combined effort of the group to get both urges down to ‘acceptable’ levels. Perhaps surprisingly, John only did a little bit of the demanded work. After the previous hours-long engagement, Nathalia desired to get a bit more intimate with the girls primarily. That did contradict her previo...

The Gamer Chapter 1032 – Return of the Dragoness Finale – Regular hunger

John returned to the Guild Hall to the smell of grilling meat. The heads of the gathered harem turned towards him in a steady cascade of action and reaction, until all eyes lay on him. That changed, immediately, once he stepped to the side and let everyone see the tall dragoness coming in after him.

Nathalia’s body was partly covered in obsidian scales. A particularly large, V-shaped gap started below her navel, leaving the Lover’s Will mark visible in its entirety, and...

Nathalia Emojis!

You will find Cutouts fit for the standard dimensions and the full versions attached. Differences will be minor.

The Gamer Chapter 1031 – Return of the Dragoness 3 – How to properly plough a dragon

Nathalia’s breathing accelerated and her eyes focused on the clean cock that was practically being shoved in her face. Her ability to hold a conversation, or at least exchange a couple of sentences, was shattered after just a couple of moments. Gone were the words, back were the moans, as she opened her dark red lips wide. Once the dick was inside her mouth, she couldn’t help herself and turned fully around to slide down the entire length of it.

Many prideful beings did...

The Gamer Chapter 1030 – Return of the Dragoness 2 – Immensely Underfucked

Nathalia’s Sanctum was exactly like John remembered it: a massive lake of lava with islands of black and grey rock swimming on top. There were various structures around, porous chunks of rock that piled on into formations of caves and caverns that could distantly be described as houses. A crude tower in the distance twisted skywards, marking the centre of the barrier. Nothing, aside from that tower, was formed with lasting purpose in mind. Nathalia created and destroyed parts o...

The Gamer Chapter 1029 – Return of the Dragoness 1 – the Gatekeeper

John practically ran over to the teleporter that brought him from the Apothecary outpost on Ellis Island to his home, to his office in the Fusion Administration. The centre of the executive affairs of Collide and Fusion was made up of two Buildings. One was the Great Archive, a Guild Perk unlocked Building that automatically archived every last guild that popped up on owned or conquered territory. At the start, that would only be the name. Intel got actualized automatically as it...

The Long Way 17 – Continuous Advancement

Apexus struggled against the closing mechanism of the Laghast’s jaw muscles. Sitting on the back of the creature, his fingers penetrated by the anglerfish-like teeth and his legs getting cut by the thorny-protrusions of its ribcage, the slime kept the boss monster down. The tentacles that were connected to the depth of its throat wrapped around Apexus’ hands in an attempt to pull them away. At the same time, Apexus tried to break the creature’s neck.

Before either of ...

The Gamer Chapter 1028 – Health Check

It was the morning of the following day.

The Horned Rat had not yet arrived. While John did his best to keep his schedule flexible, aiming to meet with the god as soon as possible, there was one appointment he would not push back even if it meant he potentially had to leave Nathalia waiting for a couple of hours.

The Gamer was sitting in a sterilized room. The walls were simple white, most of the furniture around blank steel and the objects and instruments on top of t...

The Gamer Chapter 1027 – Season 3 Arc 7 Start – Dragon Maids

“What do you mean by tha-“ John asked only to be met with a familiar clicking sound. “-did you just hang up on me?” the Gamer asked and looked at the display, confirming the obvious. “Urgh!” he exclaimed and tossed the phone back on the counter. “I thought the worst thing rats are supposed to spread is the plague, not giant fucking blue balls.”

All over the room, the girls ceased their activities to look at the above average irritation of their lover. “Wha...

Side Characters

This is just a quickfire for all of the powers and select physical traits of notable side characters.

Gaia: Supreme Deity

Omnipotence – Can do whatever she wants, including ignoring the alphabetical sorting of this list.

Ahanu: Chieftain of the Hidden Tradition

Innate Ability: Ancestor Connection – A highly specialized variety of necromancy where someone excels in communing and channelling the spirits of ancestors who agreed to have their souls bound to ...

Human Haremettes

Rave

Basic Description: feline Lightbearer

Abilities:

Innate Ability: Laser Light – Rave has an Innate Ability that allows her to conjure blasts of light with ease. Typically, these blasts are almost exclusively heat and visible light, inducing burns and blinding, with comparatively little in the way of kinetic energy in the mix. Previous to her recent quarter-fusing with Copernicus, she would channel her magic either into simple lasers, small bangs of lights th...

Elementals

Note: Elementals gain spellpower via their Main Stats, not their Wisdom, Intellect or Spellpower Stat. This is especially important to keep in mind because John’s elementals are so closely tied into his system that they do not have a Spellpower Stat. Mana and Mana Regeneration still scales with Intellect and Wisdom though.

Gnome


2021-07-08 18:31:49 +0000 UTC View Post

A bit of news (08.07.2021) - A reminder of my vacation days

Just to make very quick announcement, I would like to remind everyone of my yearly vacation days.

Upcoming is my birthday. Tradtionally, I take 2 days off for my birthday, which is the second of August, so there will be no chapters on the second and the third. This is the Monday and Tuesday of that week, so that will be a short pause on the Gamer.

Additionally, I take off the Christmas days (24th-26th) and New Year's (Last and First day of the year). The latter mostly happens for ...

The Long Way 16 – Complicated Paths

“This is the last thing the guide warned us about,” Aclysia said, the three of them standing in front of a hatch. It was a two-metre wide square, more than large enough for them to drop down. The ground wasn’t terribly far down, about three to four metres. If they helped each other, they could make it back up easily even after jumping down. That was under the condition that the hatch didn’t seal itself, which it most likely would.

“Three layers, an actively shifti...

Artificial Spirits

Note: Technically the AS aren’t up to John’s level yet because they need to consume a whole lot of items to catch up to his recent burst, but for the sake of argument we will act if that has already happened.

Aclysia


2021-07-06 14:17:36 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Full Breakdown

This is a hopefully complete background of John and his abilities as of the end of Season 3 Arc 6

Summary:

John Newman is a 19-year-old gamer, albeit his appearance and intelligence, courtesy of his raised Stats, make it difficult to consider him that young. In combat, he tends to weigh his options and try to calculate the optimal outcome. If he can’t find one, he is willing to gamble on the best odds he can find, as indecisiveness is its own road to defeat. His toolk...

Welldark Book 1 - Full Release

It's finally time - the book has been fully editted. All chapters have been editted twice, once finely and once only scanning for grammar issues and typos. Some will have undoubtedly slipped through the cracks and I hope to ammend them in time.

If you were around to read the first two chapters when I released them at the time, I assure you that I have majorly overhauled them, particularly the first one.

Anyway, attached you will find the PDF. Do not spread it, the chapter will rel...

The Long Way 15 – Dark Wrestlings

“That went about as well as could be expected,” Reysha said, while taking off her left shoe. After pulling out to thorn in her calf, she put the leg into the hot water of the healing fountain. Blood swirled in the streaming water. What started as a small cloud was quickly claimed by the stream and washed down the metal grid surrounding the pool. The band of blood grew thinner. Then it completely vanished.

Apexus had stripped completely in the meantime and laid down in t...

The Long Way 14 – To the last dungeon

They had to travel to the centre of the map. With every other dungeon cleared, their goal to leave this world behind via the Long Way connection was one dungeon clear away. Getting to that dungeon was entirely eventless. They got to the hospitable part of her south-eastern continent, flew across the strait, then spend a day wandering on solid ground so Reysha wouldn’t go crazy in different ways than she was already. On the northernmost tip, in the shadow of a massive tower of d...

Author’s Note – Season 3 Arc 6 – Stargazer

This arc ended up barely shorter than the last one… Why… why does this keep happening? Is this the end result of my inability to estimate story segments? My desire to include more subplots? To write more about spanked asses?!

HELLO!

610’000 words, 993 pages, that’s the rough length of this arc. That’s a mere 18’000 words and 8 pages less than Flow Riding, the previous arc. I wonder if I can get back to shorter, more focused arcs…

Before we get to m...

Apexus Comission Finished

Big muscular slime man.

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The Gamer Chapter 1026 – An Impressive Victory

Getting home was a complicated affair. To start with, there was the issue of clothing. Metra was in her armour, Thana naked, and Rave in her bodysuit. None of the three could have walked through the mundane world in those outfits. Further, John’s girlfriend had a cat ear problem. Sure, they were adorable, but she also hadn’t figured out yet how to make them, the tail and the slit pupils disappear.

Because of this, John had to go shopping on his own. His face was dirty w...