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The Gamer Chapter 1025 – Star Sanctum Finale – Celestial Devourer

John was enveloped in warm, golden light.

John was paranoid. He had always had a bit of tendency to overthink things, but Herman’s betrayal had pushed him beyond that. Luckily, his focus on Mental Stats had let him cope with that. Intellect allowed him to solve all questions that arose in record time. Wisdom allowed him to back away when he was turning in circles. Supporting those two was his Charisma, letting him hide when he was confused or uncertain. That paranoia he f...

Nia Emojis are here!

She deserves giving all the pats!

The Long Way 13 – Shortly crossed Paths

It had been a challenge to do the usual without tentacles, but Apexus managed to achieve the satisfaction of his women. Aclysia refused to join immediately. It took her watching her darling and Reysha fool around for about thirty minutes, before she decided that just covertly touching herself wasn’t going to touch it. Although she stayed much quieter than usual, she still joined them. Reysha, as she had announced, had no qualms at all.

“Pretty rare to see a group like y...

The Gamer Chapter 1024 – Star Sanctum 4 – Creeping Chaos

Enki flew across half the room and landed on his metallic side, scratching a path into the stone as he slid further. Running up to the edge of the Starkiln, John jumped away with such strength that the stone caved behind him. Enki encapsulated himself with a Mana Barrier and threw several dozen spells at John. The latter were taken care of by the re-activated Particle Skin. The attacks broke on the mana, layered on his skin.

Once he was in range, he teleported through the b...

The Gamer Chapter 1023 – Star Sanctum 3 – Overlapping Control

They all approached the centre of the room together. Once they were about twenty metres removed from the Starkiln, the three Metracanas joined the rest of their kin at the base of the Starkiln. The god of stars extended his head past the edge and looked down at John and his party. The Gamer felt like the glowing left eye of the god was trying to dissect him. Thankfully, that wasn’t one of Enki’s powers.

“An intruder, how unexpected.” When Enki spoke, John could see ...

The Gamer Chapter 1022 – Star Sanctum 2 – The Starforger

“You could have at least tried to understand how it worked,” Scarlett’s voice rung out of the communication crystal. “A device that plucks Abyssals out of the real world and teleports them to a barrier a state away? The military and economic applications are endless.”

That was not quite the reaction John had hoped for when he reported that they had ended the reach of the Death Zone. It was, however, expected from the pragmatic technomancer. “Even if I managed to...

The Gamer Chapter 1021 – Star Sanctum 1 – The Uncorrupted?

Jumping down the stairs was a pretty rapid way to descend past the layer they had entered on and down under the earth. The staircase continued downwards for quite a while, five-hundred metres at least. Had it been otherwise, they would have found out about this through Gnome or by sheer accident earlier.

They eventually arrived in an underground space. Like above and like the stairs, the corridors were wide and tall enough for two trucks, driving side by side, to fit. Unlik...

The Gamer Chapter 1020 – Scouting

Between the dangers of their environment and the knowledge that each passing second meant his realm was getting eaten away at, resting was difficult. Every time the Death Zone expanded, there was a chance for someone else to be pulled in and find an even worse end than Mark. At least the soldier had gotten to die on his terms, everyone else would succumb to corruption on their lonesome, their flesh reduced to a carrier for abominable things.

Sleeping, knowing that waiting w...

The Long Way 12 – Others

Apexus was in a very happy situation. Sitting in the bubbling pool, with Aclysia in his lap riding his erect shaft and Reysha next to him, getting fucked by a tentacle, the two of them kissing to the sound of the metal fairy’s moans. It was the morning of their fifth and final day in the retreat. They were safe and sated, having nothing to do but to keep themselves busy with indulging in each other’s bodies.

It was incredibly relaxing. It also started to become boring, ...

The Gamer Chapter 1019 – Necessary Rest and Planning

“I don’t think the power of friendship is a good enough explanation for you becoming stronger than Eliza,” John stated.

“Stronger than… uh, before we lose ourselves in explanations, ya mind explaining to me what happened that we got the reclusive maneater back?” Rave asked and gestured at Thana. The goddess of genocide didn’t even look in the Lightbearer’s direction. Her bone and blood wings had already been pulled back into her body and the gaps of her bone...

The Gamer Chapter 1018 – The mystery of the Death Zone Finale – In the arms of an angel

John was on his last leg, almost literally. In the past couple minutes, his situation had gone from dire to hopeless. Salamander had been taken out first. Out of mana and options, the endflame elemental had engaged into melee. One misstep later and she had been confined and torn apart by several of the Lorylim. Siena had found her end soon thereafter, in a similar fashion. Third had been Sylph, who was first hit by a stray projectile and then trampled. In an attempt to help her, ...

The Gamer Chapter 1017 – The mystery of the Death Zone 10 – …the Dawn [Rave POV]

The bronze lines of the summoning circle exuded an incandescent glow, intensifying until the entire room was consumed by the heat. To Rave, it felt like the process took several seconds. In reality, less than the blink of an eye passed. Whatever Lorylim matter remained in the room was turned to dust by the light. Yet, none of it seared into her eyes and she could still see the outline of the circle and Copernicus as clear as ever before.

Resigned and confused, the solar jag...

WAKMD Chapter 48 – The Arcane Slave

The Nexus was a truly impressive place. Located on an island just off Northrend’s west coast, the home of the Blue Dragonflight was a palace carved from ice, stone and magic. Several rings hovered above the structure in the ground, surrounding a beam of magic that torrented up into the sky. The leylines of Azeroth flowed towards this place and the natural arcane magic was tamed by this structure. It already looked massive from the outside and the spells filling every rune that ...

The Gamer Chapter 1016 – The mystery of the Death Zone 10 – Darkest before… [Rave POV]

Rave was running for her life.

Following the revival of Ehtra, she and Nia had decided that the best way to approach this fight was to not fight at all and booked it. The initial plan was to head in John’s direction and see if he could enable her to throw a second one of her superpowered punches. The first one may not have succeeded at completely eliminating the First of Hatred, but damage had been done. More than half of the Metracana’s body had been replaced with Lory...

The Gamer Chapter 1015 – The mystery of the Death Zone 9 – Back against the wall

Stemming the tide of Lorylim had been a difficult task from the beginning. The group had a lot of practice in fighting off a continuous assault of enemies, but even though these Lorylim were weaker from a pure level perspective, they struggled. The impact of the Arcana Strike had alleviated the initial burden. Although it had to be fired prematurely, it still killed three Lorylim outright, which activated Whisper of Mana and gave John the burst of resources he needed. Those were ...

The Long Way 11 – Trampling a Path

Turlesh’s tongue slithered through the air, tasting the traces of magic.

‘So, so, weak,’ he thought. It was in reference both to the general ambient magic and the boss he was currently facing. The Voraroot, the monster awaiting anyone who made it to the end of the Summer’s Rest dungeon, was a monster between carnivorous plant, octopus and a spider. It had squeezed out of its spawning pod in the ceiling and was now hooking the tips of its tentacles into the wooden wa...

The Gamer Chapter 1014 – The mystery of the Death Zone 8 – What should have ended humanity [Thana POV]

Thana sat in the landscape of their joined souls.

It was a vast, flat space. The floor was like the surface, and only the surface, of a serene lake. Cyan blue and crimson red souls flew towards the sky. They were the only things that reflected on the surface, with no discernible source of light anywhere to see. The souls, once high enough, became part of a cloud, condensed into drops, and fell down onto the surface. The rain didn’t cause any ripples. Instead, on the other...

The Gamer Chapter 1013 – The mystery of the Death Zone 7 – The Incorruptible [Eliza POV]

“They got Aclysia.” John’s angry words reached Eliza despite the myriad of other sounds around them. Breaking buildings, mad laughter and the squelching, skittering steps of the Lorylim creatures chasing after the group. The blood pumped inside the insanely powerful woman’s ears. Her heart beat with the excitement of battle and rage.

Despite being among the fastest of their group, Eliza was the rear of the group. Leaping around, her crimson aura enveloping her like ...

The Gamer Chapter 1012 – The mystery of the Death Zone 6 – The First Living Failure [Rave POV]

Hurried steps carried them south.

Aclysia looked like usual, the maid uniform fluttering from the speed of their charge. Rave wore her new body suit. It was much like her old one and that fit her very well. Sitting skin-tight, it didn’t hinder her whatsoever. The colour was more silvery-white with a hint of pink, rather than the neon pink from before, but that wasn’t that bad. It showed that there was quite a bit of Mithril in it. Her reinforced gloves and thigh-high bo...

The Gamer Chapter 1011 – The mystery of the Death Zone 5 – An ocean of bodies

John’s emotions were a tumble. Annoyance, sadness, grim satisfaction and the relief of reassurance, all suppressed by the analytical mind of someone in a difficult situation. ‘At least I didn’t throw up seeing the prophecy come true,’ he thought. ‘Reality is often less intense than imagination, I suppose.’

The ease with which they manoeuvred their way out of the city without having to care about Mark was staggering. There was barely any comparison anymore betwee...

The Gamer Chapter 1010 – The mystery of the Death Zone 4 – Survival of the fittest

‘I’ve met up with Mistress,’ Aclysia reported to John, who direly needed the good news. The monsters of the inner city had been roused to action by the earlier combat. Like sharks smelling blood in the water, they were now aggressively searching for food. An alleviating circumstance was that they saw each other as a source of sustenance, at least when they got close enough to each other. The bad news was that this behaviour made their patrol routes unpredictable. Adding to ...

The Long Way 10 – Relaxation

“I can’t feel my legs,” Reysha purred, vocal fry dominating her voice, as soon as she had the breath to spare to talk. The victory celebrations had continued for half an hour and Reysha was laying on top of a hastily made pile off blankets in the middle of the land segment of the cave. It had been used for the second half of the procedures. There had been pounding involved that, on the raw stone floor, would not have been comfortable.

“I could fix that for you,” A...

The Gamer Chapter 1009 – The mystery of the Death Zone 3 – On the Inside

John opened his eyes.

The first thing he saw were the windows.


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The Gamer Chapter 1008 – The mystery of the Death Zone 2 – The Dream

They met up with Aclysia and Beatrice without issue. In the first place, they hadn’t been particularly deep into Death Zone territory, so the train ride was only a couple of stations. From there on out, they had moved around the town and tried their best to stay out of the mundane eye, while remaining in the real world.

That was actually quite a difficult task. This was the southern coast. The weather wasn’t comparable whatsoever to New York. This was Friday, the sevent...

The Gamer Chapter 1007 – The mystery of the Death Zone 1 – Intelligent Design

Monday evening, Jack, Aclysia and Beatrice entered the Death Zone. The maids had their teleport bound to John, so they could get back out whenever. All three were carrying hidden cameras. John was still on edge. Whatever phenomenon was doing the seemingly impossible to cover such a huge amount of land with a teleportation spell could, maybe, find a way to intercept even the maids’ teleportation. So far, only a barrier put up by Gaia had shown that capability. Because it was so ...

The Gamer Chapter 1006 – Swept Away

‘And I was having such a nice day,’ John thought as he hurried over to the military base on Guild Hall territory. Rather than have Ted give him the entirety of the intel immediately, John had called for an emergency meeting with the generals. A select few other individuals were also in the room. Advisors, governors of affected areas, and high-ranking officers, for the most part.

It took over an hour to cobble all of that together. The most notable people in that room we...

The Gamer Chapter 1005 – An enigmatic world

“It’s back to work now,” John sighed after returning from the bedroom. As hard as she had tried, Lee had to succumb to pleasure-induced exhaustion yet again. The second round of the morning orgy, followed by a delicious and nutritious breakfast, had been too much for her and so she had made her way back to the bed for a nap.

Was John bothered by this? Not really. He had underestimated the effect he would have on someone who was only minorly above mundane athleticism. ...

The Long Way 9 – A post ice resort

White ice melted away at a rapid pace, transforming their frigid environment into a clear lake that washed around their feet. Simultaneously, the ceiling was sealed by rapidly growing crystals leaving the group no avenue to leave the room. Not until, suddenly, the still lake began to stream away. A hole, hidden behind a layer of ice over a metre thick, had become unsealed. Although most of the opening was above the surface, there was enough of it below to give the water an escape...

The Gamer Chapter 1004 – Continuing the Initiation

John woke up on Monday in the usual fashion. He was in his bed, lying on his back, and his cock was pleasantly enveloped by someone’s pussy. Judging by the moans, he knew it to be Beatrice who got the first ride of the day. What was different that day was one of the two women lying by his side. On the right was Aclysia, gently kissing his chest. On his left was Lee, still deep asleep.

They had gotten home via a teleporter in the Newman Shire and gone to bed early, after o...

The Gamer Chapter 1003 – Willing Game

“There’s a lot of Sentry Golems around,” Lee noted while they made their way to Newman Shire, the forest north of the Park.

“They’re making sure it’s only us around,” John told her as they crossed the final bridge.

“I guess that makes having my first time outdoors acceptable,” Lee said. After many kisses and sweet nothings exchanged, John had eventually told her that they needed to move one more time.

Amused, the Gamer asked, “Is that all you...